(Diego) I’m very glad I had the chance to go through this journey with Felicity, because this is something new for both of us. You know, the size of this film can be very scary. And I was very lucky to have her next to me. Always there to grab my hand and go like: “Oh my god. Here we are. Let’s make sure we stick together.”
can you imagine. Library au
Keith and hunk work in receiving, processing new shipments/donations and putting books back from the dropoff chute. Pidge is IT support for the library and keeps the servers secure and lightning fast and definitely doesn’t spy on people with her network. Shiro and lance are the receptionists bc Lance thought it would be a good way to meet some smokin bodies and shiro just really loves books okay. Coran owns the building and Allura manages it and takes down all the mouse traps Coran puts up because “they’ve never chewed anything or pooped on the books, Coran!"
And there are the usual library shenanigans including but not limited to
- a closet full of books. no context it’s just there and Coran wants it to stay.
- squirrels sneaking in through the dropoff chute when the weather gets colder
- hunk and keith hunting the squirrels bc they’re not always busy
- hunk wanting to be humane only and Keith slowly putting his knife away
- Keith this is a library why do you have a knife
- *squints into the horizon like a war veteran* squirrels
- pidge suggesting that the mice are helping the squirrels
- keith’s war against rodents begins and Allura scrambles to set up cozy hiding spots for them all just out of Keith’s reach
- and then he finds his pistachios MISSING and his pear has been nibbled upon and he mc freaking loses it
- shiro puts this sign up on the dropoff chute very quietly and kindly and he just kind of puffs up knowing that he’s done a Good Deed
- people start obeying the sign and Lance leaves the front doors open so he can hear it every single time it happens. He has a tally chart.
- the chute opens one day without anyone shouting down it and Keith runs upstairs and looks around "did you see any squirrels ma'am"
- Lance is dying bc it was him.
- klance makeouts between the bookshelves
- the dudes from the computer repair shop next door coming in and asking if any of the webcams in the library had mysteriously turned on too
- pidge is a good liar bc obviously she was behind it.
- hunk and allura putting food for the squirrels on the roof in an attempt to keep them safe from Keith
- hunk and allura realizing that the squirrels are determined, suicidal little shits and so they just put food in the corner of the library or up on the highest bookshelves and hope that their tails will do the dusting for them
- shiro sighing at literally everything as he hand feeds the squirrels
- is he Snow White like how does he do that
- Keith’s Betrayed Face when he sees shiro schmoozing the squirrels
- *whispers* I thought you loved me
- shiro rolling his eyes so hard he goes and joins a bowling league
- the dudes from the computer repair shop coming back AGAIN and asking if show tunes had started playing in the library
- pidge must physically remove herself from their presence bc she’s trying very hard not to cackle like an overlord
- Keith brings in a CAT
- allura is horrified and literally clutches her chest
- Lance falls in love with the cat, feeds it treats and snacks and gives it lazy toys until it gets ULTRA FAT
- Keith comes to the conclusion that his bf sabotaged his cat plan on purpose and cuts off the nookie supply for a month
- worst month of everyone’s lives tbh
- hunk begs Keith to please just fuck Lance again
- a hanjo in the Scientology section at the very least please please please
- pidge and shiro end up stuck in the weird book closet somehow
- shiro COULD break down the door but that’s just a lot of work
- why break things when you could have a book fight
- they throw a couple hundred paperbacks at each other for 20 minutes
- pidge builds a throne of books and rules her domicile (400 books and shiro) with cunning and dignity
- until shiro slaps her in the face with a copy of pride and prejudice and the war begins anew
- the library has like three floors and everyone knows to stay out of the left wing of the third floor during lunch breaks bc Lance and Keith honestly don’t care if u see their butts they will not stop
- shiro or hunk lifting pidge onto their shoulders to put more food on the shelves for the squirrels
- the general populace of the town not being weirded out by any of the shenanigans in the library
- it’s just another beautiful day in mr Roger’s neighbourhood for them
- Keith runs by them with a knife in his teeth and a net in his hands? Totally normal
Send me a quote with a character or ship and I’ll write a one shot/drabble.
1. “Don’t you say that… not you” 2. “I know it’s 3 in the morning, but I can’t find my cat” 3. “Make me” 4. “Is that my shirt?” 5. “If you walk out that door… don’t you ever come back” 6. “Don’t you die on me” 7. “Please… just leave me alone” 8. “I can’t keep fighting like this” 9. “I need you” 10. “Where were you when I needed you?” 11. “Will you just shut up for a minute and let me think?!” 12. “I just want you to be happy” 13. “It’s time to say goodbye” 14. “Please…stay…” 15. “I don’t want to hurt you” 16. “Just shut up and kiss me” 17. “Ignore me, I didn’t see anything” 18. “I wish I could stop loving you” 19. “I’m scared” 20. “I’ll protect you no matter what… even if it kills me” 21. “You knocked on my door at 1 in the morning, to cuddle?” 22. “I can’t do this without you” 23. “Love is stupid” 24. “I trusted you” 25. “No, please don’t!” 26. “I’m not gonna let you get yourself killed!” 27. “I’m with you okay? Always” 28. “I thought you loved me” 29. “I told you this would happen” 30. “What? You think you’re the only one suffering?” 31. “You’re alive?!” 32. “Don’t you try and pin this on me!” 33. “Why are you like this?” 34. “If you really love me, you’ll let me go” 35. “Why are you looking at me like that” 36. “I hate you” 37. “Because I love you god damn it!” 38. “Oh well good for you” 39. “I’m not gonna keep having this conversation” 40. “I could hold you forever” 41. “Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again” 42. “This is hard for me too” 43. “Squeeze my hand if you can hear me” 44. “Close your eyes” 45. “Will you marry me?” 46. “I’m in love…shit” 47. “Go on, I dare you” 48. “Kiss me.” 49. “I’d rather die” 50. “Please… I need you”
Six: Mm, we could, you know, go for a walk along the beach later…
River: We could…
Six: And I spy a little store selling ices at the end of the pier!
River: Oh yes!
Six: We could, um, dream… a little…
I’m not okay with how adorable these two were in The Diary of River Song, not in the slightest. What did I do to deserve a scene where Six and River have tea together and he bashfully proposes a date inside her dreams? What did I do to deserve any of the Six/River scenes? (I know they had to save the world ‘n all… I kinda wish they had been able to dream together I’m so schmaltzy…)
I heard a noise in the middle of the night. I took my baseball bat
and OH MY GOD you’re my neighbor and your kitten escaped I’M SO SORRY
THAT I ALMOST KILLED YOU
You moved next door recently and JESUS CHRIST have you ever heard of headphones?! What kind of music is that?!
new and now you live across my apartment. I can’t belive you decided to
meet me right now, I have a bad hungover and i’m only wearing my
underwear. I’m sorry if i seem like an ass to you, I swear i’m not it’s
just a bad time.
Your window is across mine and I swear I’m
not a pervert but I think you’re hot. One day you decide to dance to
one of my favourite songs. You can’t dance so I laugh and HOLY SHIT both
windows are open and you heard me. I wish I was invisible.
decided to throw a party and your door was open, my cat got in and now
i’m trying to find him. Could you quit shouting back ‘POLO’ everytime I
call ‘MARCO’. It stoped being funny after the tird time.
clumsy af and I can’t make the stairs without tripping. It’s even worse
as i’m carrying a box. Of course i fall down and hey I didn’t see you
there. Thank god it was just weird halloween stuff and not glass but
you end up with fake web and spiders on your face. I think one of them
is actually real DO I SCREAM AND RUN OR WHAT??
You’ve been my
neighbor for almost three years but every time you come home drunk you
try to walk into my flat. It’s 2 am and i’m tired… Wait are you singing
‘love is an open door’ from that frozen movie?