they can all be laughing at him

The Collector having difficulty seducing you would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Woooo The Collector 😊 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him genuinely thinking that you’re playing some sort of mind game or at least dumb just to tease him and get him to work harder on his seduction skills

-Him always looking at you with a rather dark and lustful eyes, especially when you’re so close to him but not understanding as to how you can still be so casual and nonchalant around him

-Him referring you by rather poetic and sweet nicknames to get you to notice or at least blush, only to be taken aback when you’d laugh it off and tell him to just call you by your name

-Him usually greeting you with a kiss to your hand and even pulling you closer to him, whispering carefully and all, only to astounded and speechless when you’d greet back as if he was another friend of yours

-Him offering you countless of gifts, especially lavish clothes and jewelry, and loving to compliment you over your figure yet being more than confused to see you still picking out your working or casual clothes over all of them

-Him loving to trail his fingers up your arm or legs as you’d leisure around, just to get your attention, only to be more than appalled when you’d look at him oddly and would ask him as to what he’s doing

-Him praising you on your looks with all sorts of eloquent words yet being speechless the moment he realizes you hadn’t even been paying attention to him

-Him being sweet and tender towards you, only to remind you that not all men are like him, only to get flustered as you’d laugh and point out that of course not all men have his sense of taste

-Him mentioning it to you over and over how he can afford you anything that you desire if you just decided to stay with him, only to be quite upset when you’d shrug him off and mention how you enjoy making units on your own

-Him usually resolving to looks down to your lips, in hopes you’d understand what he wants from you, only to sigh and groan in disappointment when you’d ask him if something was wrong with them

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LOL! 😂

So I have a lot of collectibles in my room, my nephew is fascinated with them all.

I let him play with a Spider-Man figure that he can’t damage. So he always points to stuff and babbles, I literally am the only person he is 100% certain who understands what he is saying. He doesn’t do this with his mom or dad like the way he does it with me. So he points to this…

My Tenth Doctor, Tardis, Captain Jack, and K9. I tell him “Yup, it’s the Doctor.” He then replies with making a D sound and it’s sounds exactly like Doctor! 😂

I started laughing, I will make this kid a Whovian yet.

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Follow You Sweet Pea Imagine

A songfic request I did, hope you all like it!

My head is haunting me and my heart feels like a ghost

I need to feel something, ‘cause I’m still so far from home

Cross your heart and hope to die

Promise me you’ll never leave my side

Sweet Pea and I had been best friends since I could remember but that day on the playground when I had broke my arm and he’d carried me to the teacher I started to feel something different for him. And then that night when all of the Serpents were sitting by the fire at the Quarry and he put his hand on my thigh while he was laughing I realized I was in love with him.

Show me what I can’t see when the spark in your eyes is gone

You’ve got me on my knees I’m your one man cult

Cross my heart and hope to die

Promise you I’ll never leave your side

I would always try to find the love in his eyes to see if he felt the same thing but it was never there. Just anger and spite at the world he was thrown into, I tried to be his escape his friend and it worked but I wanted him in a different way. I wanted him to look at me the way I looked at him with love in his eyes and a spark in his heart. But it wasn’t meant to be it seemed, he never even looked at me that way even when I started dressing more provocatively to catch his attention, the only attention I caught was from ghoulies and other serpents but none of them mattered only Sweet’s mattered to me.

'Cause I’m telling you you’re all I need

I promise you you’re all I see

'Cause I’m telling you you’re all I need

I’ll never leave

So you can drag me through hell

If it meant I could hold your hand

I will follow you 'cause I’m under your spell

And you can throw me to the flames

I will follow you, I will follow you

When he kept fighting with the northsiders and I was the one to patch him up every night, when he started drag racing on his bike and got in an accident I stayed at his side till he healed, when he kept cancelling our plans to do god knows what I followed him. I stayed by his side waiting for him to realize I was in love with him but it was starting to take it’s toll. Crying myself to sleep every night wishing I could run to him but knowing he wasn’t home. I knew I had to start distancing myself or I would drive myself crazy so that’s what I did. It started small, I would sit across from him instead of next to him, I would say I was busy when he asked me to go to the quarry, I would pretend I wasn’t home when he came knocking. He didn’t even notice he didn’t even care.

Come sink into me and let me breathe you in

I’ll be your gravity, you be my oxygen

So dig two graves 'cause when you die

I swear I’ll be leaving by your side

Me and Toni were walking down the hall when I heard a familiar voice say her name I turned around to see Sweet Pea and immediately started walking the other way when I felt a hand grab mine. I looked into his eyes and I still didn’t see love but I didn’t see anger or spite either I saw a deep sadness and when he realized he was still holding my hand he let go and instead of just standing there I grabbed his hand back and he knew what I had been trying to tell him all along. And then I realized he had been trying to tell me too. The looks that lasted a little too long, the arm around my shoulder in the hallway, the climbing in my window when I needed someone, and the look of love I hadn’t noticed.

So you can drag me through hell

If it meant I could hold your hand

I will follow you 'cause I’m under you spell

And you can throw me to the flames

I will follow you so you can drag me through hell

If it meant I could hold your hand

I will follow you 'cause I’m under you spell

And you can throw me to the flames

I will follow you, I will follow you

I will follow you, I will follow you

So you can drag me through hell

If it meant I could hold your hand

I will follow you 'cause I’m under you spell

And you can throw me to the flames

I will follow you, I will follow you

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Dodgeball in gym. Gin and Atsushi are menaces. Aku is scolding Dazai for sitting out when he wasn't even hit, then he gets nailed in the face. By Atsushi. Atsushi is fucking mortified, Aku is pissed, Dazai's laughing his ass off, Gin is taking this as an opportunity to repeatedly hit Tachihara as hard as they can.

Atsushi and Gin are the best at all the games - especially dodgeball. Atsushi’s just more subtle about it.

But he tosses the ball at Dazai, intending to hit his chest, when the brunette jerks down. And the ball smacks him right in the nose - causing a stream of blood to pour out. 

And as everyone goes silent, watching Dazai stand up, shakily, and pressing his sleeve to his nostril, Gin picks up a ball and grins.

Everyone hears Tachihara yell, but when they turn around, he’s full on shrieking as Gin rams the dodgeballs at him. 

The coach turns around and shouts, “Gin! Stop! He’s out!”

Gin does not listen.

Tachi is suffering.

Upcoming Heimdall fic - Sneakpeak

“So if I stay right here they can pick me up when they come ask you,” you tell him and raise your hand for him to take it.

“Can you show me around?”

Heimdall takes you small hand in his large one and helps you up the steps to show you the sword, answering every question. You ask a lot, your inquisitive nature prompting more than one laugh from him.

“If you see everything, do you see people pooping all the time?”

You ask for example and sit down on one of the steps next to his post when your legs get tired.

“Do you sleep here or do you have a home?”

“Can you sleep or do you dream of everything happening then?”

It takes the grown-ups quite some time to find you and instead of lowering your head when they scold you, you hold it up high.

“You should have asked Heimdall. He would have told you right away.”

“Silly little girl,” the governess scolds you, “Heimdall has more important tasks than looking out for a little girl.”

“He should not!” You disagree, “Heimdall likes me! When I grow up I’m going to marry him!”

Things to expect with drunk Lib before you get in over your head here:

1. there is a possibility he might cry

2. there is also a possibility he might punch you if you piss him off

3. he might open up like a book and spill all of his everything

4. he will laugh at everything.

5. he also might try to kiss you but its 95% only because he’s drunk, I’m sure.

6. feels you didn’t expect to have

7. pain. him punching walls/glass ect

8. him being absolutely incredibly adorable and downright ridiculous

9. speaking slurred old Galahdian 

10. Trying to do a Galahdian dance without proper balance

11. succeeding at said Galahdian dance with no error whatsoever.

And other things too, probably. But if you’re looking to roleplay something with him being drunk, I can say expect one of those 11 things to be the most likely.

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You storm off and away from the mirror, leaving them behind. You only needed the body anyways, and someone else could die so they’d be free. You go to find William, only to find him on his palms and knees, laughing nervously. You can hear him say ‘It’s all a joke.’ over and over again, as his laughter changes to crying. You want to walk away...but you can’t. They can’t. Not their lover, not their friend. You kneel down beside him, resting a hand on his shoulder. Just let him cry- violet


eyes closed.

everywhere i look you’re there

you’re all over this fucking town

from the train station where you last picked me up

to my own fucking house when you sneaked in

i can’t get rid of you

so i keep my eyes closed

pretending it didn’t happen, pretending you weren’t here

it works for a second

even with my eyes closed i’m still looking for you

i look for you in everyone

i don’t like him, the way i liked you

he doesn’t get me

he doesn’t make me laugh the way you did

he doesn’t open up my heart the way you did

he makes me laugh but he doesn’t make me smile

i still feel sick remembering how you left

so quickly, so violently

you didn’t even look back

you never wanted me, you just didn’t want to be alone

every “i love you”, every plan you made for our future

was to make yourself feel wanted

because you know i would’ve done anything for you

you knew it

i can’t even bring myself to say your name anymore

she makes you laugh, she makes you smile

you haven’t thought about me since the day you left

but i haven’t stopped

you left a big fucking hole in my heart

and i’m desperately in search for anything to fill it

anonymous asked:

hi oswin! what's your favorite thing abt when 2seok hang out together? they're so silly and cute and i love them so much but i never see enough of them!!

my favorite thing is so they can both get incredibly serious and have time where they share secrets but otherwise act like two kids on a fucking playdate all the time where hoseok has to drag jin out of bed or drag jin closer to kiss him and jin always makes a disgusted face and says something like “ew ur gonna give me COOTIES!!!!!!!!!” or whatever and jin always feeling up hoseok’s ass in public, but in really awkward ways and whenever jin makes a joke hoseok stares at him for a long time before he starts cry laughing and when they both get scared by the same things and never go to haunted houses if they can help it and jin calling hoseok “cutie” all the time and he’s kind of embarrassed by it but also really likes it????hoseok playing with jin’s hair or always running his hands across jin’s shoulders like wow that’s the good gay shit and “babe did you just put that entire fucignk banana down your throat oh my god”

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Headcannons for Remus or James seeing their crush dancing in the rain, while their friends are all like “are you insane?” and Remus or James are just swooning? You’re amazing btw!

i. remus isn’t sure what he’s expecting, walking through the grounds late at night when it’s pouring rain, but seeing you practing the waltz with an invisible partner is not one of them. 

ii. his friends chuckle at the sight– you’re not very odd, the would say. however this also doesn’t seem terribly out of character. 

iii. your sister is getting married over the winter holidays, and you want to practice for her wedding. outside is the only place you can really do this. the fact that it was raining didn’t bother you all that much– they made charms to dry you off. 

iv. remus waves his friends along and walks up to you with a grin. when you notice him you laugh. 

v. “remus! do you know how to waltz?" 

"i do. my mum taught me when i was little." 

"could you practice with me? my sister’s wedding is coming up soon and i’d hate to embarrass her." 

vi. he puts one hand on your waist and takes the other up into the air, “i would be so happy to.”

Ambulance story... long one

So. When I was about 13 (I’ve always been a super anxious kid, but I started having panic attacks at 12-13)  I started getting really really really really bad anxiety. Like I would wake up to go to school and just go straight into a panic attack and I was having random panic attacks and all that jazz. 

So I went to see the psychologist that worked at the same place as my GP. So. I go in to see this guy. He’s an older dude, appeared to be of southern Asian descent and he had an accent. 

And the second my butt hits the chair and I tell him what has been going on , he starts fucking laughing at me and pointing out all of my nervous ticks (Bouncing my leg, playing with my sleeves, licking my lips, etc.) and he turns to his assistant and he is laughing and saying “look at her she can’t sit still” WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO FUCKING HEAR, SOMEBODY LAUGHING AT ME THANKS PAL. 


and I’m like ok bud I’m a human so chill

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Like hell the red lion is gonna let keith go so easily

bonus: black paladin, out. *throws double peace signs*


I never liked the idea of Will’s dad being a jerk, (like he is in ALL fics) I always thought he was just a guy that didn’t know how to express his love for his son in more open ways, after all Will never talked in a bad way about him, and even some of the things he loves are things his dad taught him.

I ended up joking over twitter that his dad was Ron bc they share many hobbies and the way they live, and well a joke led up to this…(Hannigram are still on the run tho  but Ron doesn’t watch tv and lives in the middle of nowhere so he doesn’t know/care his son-in-law is a serial killer) 

Hannibal will never let Will live down that his dad accepted him officially, Will regrets it so much

Bonus (how do you know what human meat tastes like wtf?!?!)

anonymous asked:

Ahhh the Captain America movies give me life, Fran. Like I could watch them around the clock and never get over how great they are. They aren't even just good superhero movies. 1 is a great war movie (so grateful the creators of Wonder Woman seemed to learn from that). 2 is a spy thriller. And Civil War is just everything the Avengers movies should have been. I could yell about it all day. And BUCKY. Cap and Bucky... I cry. So. Much. Have you ever considered a KiriBaku Stucky AU? I have.

Have you ever considered a KiriBaku Stucky AU”  BOI have I, that’s like the most fitting and most heartwrenching AU I’ve ever thought about anon you got no clue you know what here have some shitty doodles to go with it too

Kirishima’s backstory makes him a great Steve - he used to be weak but couldn’t stand back and mind his business anyway, picked fights left and right even though he always lost them, wanted to be a hero even though his body didn’t let him - Steve’s a definitely more extreme case, but Kiri fits amazingly in the role. 

As far as their past goes, Bakugou’s a bit of a loose fit for Bucky (even though you could shorten Bakugou into Bucky if you really wanted to… lmao), but moving up in the story their shared history is… weirdly fitting??

Getting kidnapped to be turned into a villain? Kirishima going against orders to go save him? That’s catfa’s plot in a nutshell, it’s amazing - and later on with Bucky being a hero seen by the whole world as a villain, that’s very Bakugou too. I can see Bakugou fit in the plotline of Bucky struggling with what he’s done as the Winter Soldier a lot too, and Kiri following him around the world and doing anything to save him and always, always, always being on his side? Refusing to fight him at the end of catws? Boi I die, if it didn’t include so much angst this AU would be my favorite thing, I’m not even gonna lie - ah, the Winter Soldier being into fire arms and Steve’s weapon of choice being a shield work amazingly for Bakugou and Kirishima too, don’t they? The bakushima make a perfect team in the same way the stucky do, too!!

kill bill music banging in the background
Sooo, an AU where Izaya is a darling son of a big yakuza boss? Discuss

I smiled as he finally reached the low front gate where Cassian waited, apparently using the momentary delay to stretch out his wings, to the delight of the half-dozen children now gawking at them.


💜 NYA! 💜 Happy Voltron Fandom Positivity Day!!!

(-^    v  ^-) if you’ve been following my blog at all~ then you already know that this Pidge is all about that fandom family vibe!!!! (^O   w O)^ MUCH LOVEEE!!!! *throws confetti in the air* so thank you so much to @stargazershiro for organizing this exchange!!! My piece is dedicated to @lyrikin !!!!!!!!! MUCH LOVE TO YOU FANDOM FRIEND!!!! (-^    O ^-) and the best of luck with your writing project! gawd knows i’m not a writer!!! so you’re heads and tails above me just by trying your best!!! YOU GOT THIS!!!! <3 <3 <3

BTS replaced you. - pt.3

[pt.1] [pt.2] [pt.3] [pt.END]

Originally posted by hobixing

“Ah… they did? What did they say?” Hongseok passes my phone to me as I read the messages I haven’t opened for the last few hours. Seeing them still hurt because it still feels insincere, as if I was alone in this friendship. 

“Are you going to reply?” Hongseok asked while taking one of my hand in his from under the blanket. It was barely even 6am and I wasn’t down for the drama just yet. 

“Not yet, let’s have cake.” I say smiling, and dragging him with me over to the kitchen still with my phone in one hand.

I took the cake out from the fridge and set it on the table between Hongseok and I. He placed a candle in the centre and lit it, turning the light off before he took his seat. The room was dark and the winter sun hasn’t yet risen and so all that was left to light up the room was the moonlight seeping through the gaps of the blinds and the orange candlelight. A few seconds after, the room was filled with his voice - he sang happy birthday and I couldn’t help but wear a smile on my face. His voice was pretty and I honestly couldn’t thank him enough for doing all this for me. When the short song came to an end we both clapped, I clapped to applaud his singing and he clapped to applaud me fo coming to life twenty-one years ago.

“Make a wish Y/N.” 

“Wishes don’t come true Hongseok.” 

“I’ll make sure this one does, as long as it’s realistic and I can afford it.” He laughed as I smiled. 

“There’s nothing I want.” 

“But there is, I can tell.”

“I just want a shoulder to lean on and not be a burden to people.” 

“Done!” I laughed at his enthusiasm.

“I’ll always be your shoulder to lean on, and you’re never going to be a burden to me.”

“It makes me feel as though I’m replacing them because that’s exactly what they said to me five years ago.” 

“I’m not asking to take their place silly, but just know that I’m always going to be here for you.” He grabbed my hand again from across the table and rubbed his thumb on the back of my hand. I wanted to cry in this moment because I was so grateful of him and his words. 

“I don’t deserve someone like you in my life.” 

“Idiot, I told you this already. You deserve more and better but you’re stuck with me now.” 

“I like the sound of that though.” We both laughed and enjoyed one another’s company. Until my phone dinged, showing a notification from the group chat. I un-muted the conversation but didn’t think they’d be up to say anything.

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