they call me trouble

Dating Cassian Andor would include...

Originally posted by semisweetshadow

  • sharing a room together at the rebel base
  • K-2SO (surprisingly) supports your relationship
  • he’s not big on PDA and gets shy when you kiss him infront of others
  • worrying about him when he leaves for missions
  • instead of a daddy kink Cassian has a “captain kink”
  • “Whatever you say captain.”
  • “Keep calling me that and it’ll get you into trouble mi amor.”
  • his accent never fails to make you melt
  • him being the big spoon
  • helping him fix up the x-wing
  • him smirking at you from across the room
  • patching him up after missions
  • “I though you said you’d be careful Cas!” 
  • “I was! I just didn’t happen to notice the stormtroopers behind us…”
  • very passionate kisses
  • he gets jealous of other guys around you easily but doesn’t always show it
  • he loves whispering dirty things in your ear (both in Spanish and English)
  • squeezing your hand whenever you need reassurance
  • he always refers to you as “mi amor” or “princesa” 
  • him wanting to protect you from literally everything
  • “I knew I shouldn’t have let you come. You could have been killed y/n!”
  • “Cas calm down. It’s literally just a paper cut. We haven’t even left the ship yet!”
  • Cassian will do anything for you, especially if it’ll make you smile
  • constantly making each other laugh
  • which sometimes makes K-2SO leave the room due to your “excessive enjoyment of each other”
  • really passionate sex
  • making meals together
  • he doesn’t usually express his emotions openly, but he always makes sure you know you’re loved

Freaky Friday: Part 3

Sirius: Hey there… *grins* Pads. 

Remus: *drags Sirius into an empty room* 

Sirius: *glances down at the bandage taped to his side*

Remus: God-damn-hair-

Remus: Me running around starkers is not-

Sirius: Correction… “scantily clad”. 

Remus: *snarls* Me running around “scantily clad” is not being inconspicuous Sirius! 

Sirius: Hey, if you keep calling me that, then we’re definitely going to run into trouble.

Remus: … You’re getting such a kick out of this you asshole.

Sirius: C’mon Moons… live a little. 

Remus: *grits teeth*

Remus: You’ve just found yourself in some quicksand… and you’re sinking fast.

Sirius: Almost as much as I love terrible metaphors. 

Remus: *leans forward slowly* *jabs finger into Sirius’s chest* I swear to all the Gods I can think of… By the time I’m through with you-

Remus: Beast is an understatement… You have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into Black. 

Sirius: *grin falters slightly at the look on Remus’s face* 

To Be Continued

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With a deep breath you answered your phone and stopped in front of your full length mirror, one of the perks pf being a vampire meant that everything was your whenever you wanted it. Plus, you were the first human to be turned by the Mikaelsons’ which meant there wasn’t really much that could stop you.



“Elijah, let me guess, you arrived in New Orleans and found Klaus causing trouble… Rebekah won’t help you so you called me.” You said as soon as you slid your thumb across the phone.

 


“I’ll cover the rent for that ridiculously lavish apartment of yours.” Elijah offered. You scoffed at him and wondered out of your huge walk in wardrobe and slumped onto your bed.


 

“That offer’s not even gonna get me to my front door.” You hummed as you twirled your hair through your fingers.

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"What do you want for Christmas?"

Me: “Money.”

“Nooooo that’s not a thoughtful gift! Choose an actual THING 😊”

Me: “M-O-N-E-Y”

Money for a new tattoo.
Money for new clothes.
Money for some new weave.
Money for a new PS4 game.
Money for some Converses.
Money for some gas and an oil change.
Money for that one pop-up bill every month.
Money for some jewelry.
Money for some Chinese food.
MONEY.
I’M AN ADULT, SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE, GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CASH AND CALL IT A DAMN DAY.

19 Gays: He Tian the Man Talker
  • He Tian: you shouldve called me right away when you got into trouble you know
  • Momo: why? Its not like were friends
  • H: but i care for you
  • M: Y-you don't have to..
  • H: You're my precious cook
  • M: BASTARD
  • H: My precious boyfriend who cooks beefstew for me and only for me.
  • M: *blushes aggressively*
WIP / Master List Thing

Suggestions / Prompts / Questions / Just to chat ily

Originally posted by raptorwhisperer

CHARACTER SPECIFIC RESPONSES/ONE-SHOTS:

ADA Rafael Barba Requests // RESPONSES
Trujillo, Nevada Ramirez Requests // RESPONSES
Dr. Frederick Chilton Requests // RESPONSES

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DRAGON AGE 2 SETNENCE MEME
change pronouns, etc. where necessary

’ what ? this isn’t the tavern ? i’m so disappointed. ’
’ no more running for our lives unless we really have to. ’
’ a person in your position, seems like they might learn some protiftable things. ’
’ then we can break in and i don’t care if we kill them. ’
’ a lone guard isn’t much of a patrol. ’
’ what a bizarre thing to be scared of. ’
’ if you have to kill them, then i guess it can’t be avoided. ’
’ it’s sunnier here, and nobody calls me my lord. ’
’ cause trouble, and you’ll meet our blades, stranger. ’
’ you’ll have to work harder than that to offend me. ’
’ i’ve done a little fighting before, but it was always alone. ’
’ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ’
’ i’m sensing a story here. ’
’ we’re good people that look out for each other. ’
’ sure, demons are very helpful… right up until they take your mind and turn you into a monster. ’
’ that won’t happen. i know how to defend myself. ’
’ be careful up ahead. restless things prowl the heights. ’
’ do you know who i am, beyond that title ? ’
’ the people bend their knee too quickly. ’
’ so refreshing to see someone who keeps their end of a bargain. ’
’ it is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly. ’
’ take care not to cling to it, to hold it so close that it poisons your soul. ’
’ the more people you ask, the worse the rumors become. ’
’ i wish i still had your innocence. ’
’ but i’m not that man anymore. i’ll break your heart. ’
’ blood’s blood and all, but you are taking advantage of my hospitality. ’
’ greet customers that way, and you’ll earn more beatings than coins. ’
’ don’t worry. we do this sort of thing often. ’
’ you could have offered me a glass first, you know. ’
’ i’ll try to look sufficiently meek and oppressed. ’
’ well, it’s not a good story unless the hero dies. ’
’ and here we are in the brothel ! my day is complete. ’
’ if someone here tries to hire me again, i’m leaving. ’
’ you should here what some of the others are called. ’
’ honey, i could write volumes on the things i know. ’
’ they’re slaves ! you should want to help them ! ’
’ you’re just too dangerous. you have to die. ’
’ once the nobles are out of the way, you can really admire the scenery. ’
’ you’re nothing but tits and ass to the men in this place… ’
’ someone starts raising the undead and it’s all downhill from there. ’
’ are we supposed to believe that you had no part in his actions ? ’
’ your confidence almost makes me believe you. ’
’ they strike first and think after. they are far earier to kill than to fool. ’
’ i’d wager you’ve gone even further than that. ’
’ a little rough for a rescue, don’t you think ? ’
’ i’ll cut out your tongue and charge extra for bringing you back quiet ! ’
’ i can’t help it if i make an impression. ’
’ if you tie yourself to me, i’ll only hurt you. ’
’ don’t tell me you’re going to miss all the attention. ’
’ she did always love being constantly watched by large, armed men. ’
’ he said it’d be all right. said we’d kill a few, not everyone. ’
’ they fear to fight us, so they destroy our minds instead. ’
’ you can’t tease me like this and expect me to resist forever. ’
’ death is never justice. ’
’ i’d rather talk directly, if you don’t mind. ’
’ is that a compliment or an insult ? ’
’ it’s not often you get to submit and still come out the hero. ’
’ have i ever given you the impression that i was turned off by crazy ? ’
’ she was a special woman. never met her like again. ’
’ as they say, two’s a company, but three is better. ’
’ just… just let me explain ! ’
’ fight someone whose weapons are not bound ! ’
’ they only pick on those whose lives they already hold in their hands. ’
’ your plans have fallen to outright murder ? ’
’ you killed him so no one would follow his free choice, right or wrong. ’
’ are you blind, man ? kiss her already ! ’
’ i suppose you think she planned the entire thing ? ’
’ your society is a disease. ’
’ you thought you could strand them here for four years without consequence ? ’
’ sounds like you two have quite the little argument going. ’
’ i need to know if it’s a trap. ’
’ stop what ? stop killing a traitor ? ’
’ it may have been the right thing, but it was also the dumb thing. ’
’ i don’t want a hero, i want my daughter ! ’
’ you can be… forceful. ’
’ i think of others before myself. you seem tired of that, and that’s dangerous. ’
’ right. perfectly safe if he cooperates. ’
’ maybe in another year i could work my way up to piss-boy. ’
’ he is a force of vengeace. and he has no grasp of mercy. ’
’ i have seen many crimes done in the name of survival. ’
’ i’ve had hundreds of those in my hands, and they’re never that size. ’
’ sailors — they’re touchy about their toast. ’
’ i just sell it. i’m not responsible for what people do with it. ’
’ mind what you say about my countrymen. ’
’ i can already tell this isn’t going anywhere pleasant. ’
’ the difference between a courtesan and a whore is… well, their shoes are nicer. ’
’ apostate prostitutes ? apos-titutes ! ’
’ i let you live, and i condemn countless innocents to slavery ! ’
’ you have turned your back on your kin ? ’

the signs as “Texts from last night” part 2

Aries: (614):
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

Taurus: (605):
I thought I’d never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies

gemini: (419):
Let’s be honest, I’ve seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.

Cancer: (828):
Stop calling me, Mom. I’m in his closet. You’re gonna blow my cover and I’m about to catch this lying SOB.

Leo: (815):
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I’m asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.

Virgo: (808):
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life

Libra: (707):
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I’m watching his dog this weekend while he’s in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life

Scorpio: (903):
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.

Sagittarius:(281):
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I’m an adult

Capricorn: (740):
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test…there goes my veil of innocence in this town.

Aquarius:  (612):
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there

Pisces: 630):
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent’s house

titrationturtle  asked:

⭐ :D

I went to a Christian elementary school, and I once got in trouble because I referred to a piano player as a pianist. The disciplinary councilor always hated me because I used to do impressions in class when answering questions. I never talked out of turn or did anything bad ever. He just didn’t like that I did impressions when answering questions. So he always looked for excuses to get me in severe trouble and call my parents (who know the bastard had it out for me).

So I’m having an actually like classy (for a 9 year old) show and tell thing about Paul Williams because I had just seen him in concert. And I referred to him as a pianist. And the councilor was there. And because the word sounds a little like penis, he dragged me out of class and called my grandma. She got there, he explained what happened. and I shit you not she looks him right in the eye and calls him a dumbass. And then she took me out of school early and bought me ice cream.

anonymous asked:

Why did they have to give Gohan marriage troubles, can't they give Yamcha a girlfriend instead of throwing "aliens of our lives" style plothlines at poor Gohan, and Videl.

well i wouldn’t call it ‘marriage troubles’

just a little inconvenience. 

this episode showed me how strong their bond is to each other.

yeah, some other girl kissed gohan, and videl saw the pictures, but she KNOWS Gohan would never do that to her, and Gohan would never think twice about going behind Videl’s back.

this episode gave us cute naive Gohan, wanting to do good and helping a poor girl, Cocoa, out. I think she just kissed him, (his cheek), like in a cute ‘thank you’ kind of gesture. (she tried to get him on the roof so that Barry guy wouldn’t snap photos of them, but he did anyway)

Videl trusts Gohan, she knows Gohan would never lose in a fight, especially when Pan is around. I think this is from that hidden power of his… he has a family now to protect, especially his young daughter. He knows he needs to protect her, because who else will other than her own father?

i thought this was a great episode, i truly enjoyed this because it gave me moments from Gohan’s family. also, we haven’t gotten any moments from his family alone, so it was so nice seeing that, how they lived and especially that bond they have.

oookay

im having name troubles im going by calvin/cal again call me that. ill be reblogging this for a bit for yall all to see

so lms when u read

anonymous asked:

I'm amab and have been questioning for a while, but it's only recently that I've started to do things that make me happy, like nail polish and asking my friends to call me by another name. The biggest thing I'm having trouble with is figuring out if I'm trans or non-binary, and I keep waffling back and forth. What should I do to help myself try to figure myself out?

What I would do is try out the labels for a little while. Wake up in the morning and to the mirror say you’re nonbinary, repeat that for a few days. If it doesn’t fit right, if that doesn’t seem like you, then try something else! It’s okay to be questioning for a little while till you find what fits. And if in time something changes, then don’t be afraid to go after it. This is a journey and we are always learning.

EXO writing notes on toilet papers for only you to read

✤ 김존면 ≥ Kim Junmyeon ≤ Suho

“Dearest Kitten, I have been putting up with your school problems recently and I have to tell you that friends come and leave. But you know what? You can surely count on me to stay by your side, dearest kitten, all you have to do is to call me whenever you feel troubled.”

Originally posted by britamin-graphics

✤ 변백현 ≥ Byun Baekhyun

“Dearest baby doll, because I know that my baby doll spends quite some time in the bathroom, taking care of her female priorities, I thought I should give you a good story to read. That is it, I didn’t put much effort into it, however I’d appreciate it if you’d anticipate something new next week!”

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

✤ 박찬열 ≥ Park Chanyeol

“Dearest Squirt, even though you might be my little gnome I still appreciate your presence lingering around when I am lonely. Do you know that I think about you everyday when I am working on something you leave behind for me? I hope that you think of me, too, even in the bathroom.”

Originally posted by chanyeolsmut

✤ 오세훈 ≥ Oh Sehun

“Dearest Darling, I may not be someone who can rhyme you a poem like all those guys in school do for you, but you can be certain that I am the first one to come up with a unique plan like this for you. Do you know how much money I paid the manufacturers of your school to print this for only one student? I hope you do. Because you’re special to me.” 

Originally posted by fy-sehunoh

✤ 김종인 ≥ Kim Jongin ≤ Kai

“Dearest Baby Bear, do you know who it is speaking? It is Kai bear, who is eagerly waiting for you to come home so he can take you in his embrace. Oh, and did you know that your cafeteria will be giving out a special treat for only you, baby bear? Anticipate it! If I told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise anymore, right!”

Originally posted by jonginization

✤ 도경소 ≥ Do Kyungsoo

“Dearest Baby Angel, I don’t know how much you expect me to do for you, showering you with love, however, is something that I appreciate dearly. You are one of an angel and I dare anyone else cross you feelings, we’ll see about that. I hope you’re not missing your textbook that I am holding in my hand for your next lesson. Call me.”

Originally posted by bbaekhyunnieee

✤ 吴亦凡 ≥ Wu Yifan ≤Kris

“Dearest Boo, even though I cannot be there for you at school…you want to know how I know you’re in school? That was easy, you spend most of your time at school, I don’t even know why, I had offered you a while ago that I can take care of both you and me…back to the point, here is your surprise, my lovely note for my lovely boo.”

Originally posted by ohyisehun

✤ 김민석 ≥ Kim Minseok ≤ Xiumin

“Dearest dumpling, I know that you call me dumpling all the time, but do you know how my heart aches when I see you all upset while in school? I told you multiple times that we can get you transferred to a different and a way better school than this, please think of me as you go along your trails of thoughts!”

Originally posted by imemegines

✤ 김종대 ≥ Kim Jongdae ≤ Chen

“Dearest Cuddle Bug, I hope you know that I am utterly upset that I cannot have my cuddliest bug with me here, why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom? I hope this note reminds you to think of me as well, you know my day passes by only grumpily with sighs only. Please come back.”

Originally posted by daenso

✤黄子韬 ≥ Huang Zitao

“Dearest Peach, I know that you think of me, even when you think you don’t. You can run and you can hide, but we do meet somewhere, sometime, may it even be in our bathroom. P.S. I hope that you remember to buy me a New Year’s present because I have mine bought for you already! Come quick!”

Originally posted by baek-tao-the-future

✤ 鹿晗 ≥ Luhan

“Dearest Bub, I sometimes get confused what to tell you, because you are just so pretty. Did this one work on you? No? Well, this one might. Roses are red, violets are blue, I got that good good for you. Even though it is not mine, I admire the person for such creativity! Did this one work? Please? Yes?”

Originally posted by harlysquad

✤ 张艺兴 ≥ Zhang Yixing ≤ Lay

“Dearest Sunshine, out of all the girls I have met,I will always come around and will chose you. You bring out the best of me and I hope to cherish you even more, each and every day. I hope that I have a special place in your heart as well, you make me smile continuously without good reason, sunshine.”

Originally posted by ygyixing

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“So what do you want to do kid?” “I think i’m going to drive around a little later, get to know where things are. It’s a cute town.” Your uncle smiled at you and gave a nod. “Yeah that’s a good idea. Just don’t stray out of Charming.” “I won’t, I promise. I passed this nail salon earlier, think I’ll go there and get a pedicure, relax a little. That was a long flight.” “I can imagine. Just chill today, tomorrow you can come to the clubhouse and meet my brothers.” “That sounds good Uncle Hap.” He smiled and pulled you into a hug, kissing your head. “Alright kiddo. Don’t get into trouble. If you need me call me.” You nodded and he released you, turning around and headed to the door of your hotel room.

As he walked out, you locked the door behind him and turned around, looking around the room. You decided to take a shower and then go get your nails done, then look around town.

You came out of the nail salon inspecting your nails when a young guy came up to you and holded a flyer out to you. “Hi, you look new.” You smiled and took it, looking it over. “Yeah. Just visiting a family member.” “That’s cool. Well if you’re free, you should come down to Blue Devil Pub. We’re having a special on liquor tonight and ladies get in free until 1 am.” You looked over the flyer some more and then smiled at him again. “This looks cool. I might drop by. I’m not really one for club stuff though.” “It’s not. It’s a little more easy going. Just booze and some good old Rock N’ Roll.” “Well then. I’ll be there.”

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“What can I get you beautiful?” “Um, just a Screwdriver.” “Yes ma'am.” The older gentleman turned around to make your drink as you felt someone sit beside you. You looked over and saw a cute guy sitting 2 seats over, tattoos on his arms and head, with a tapered Mohawk and dark clothes. He caught you looking at him and smiled at you before nodding in front of you. You turned and saw the bartender holding out your drink. “There you go sweetheart. Juice! What can I get for you my man? Same old?” He turned to the tattooed man and so did you. Who the hell came to a bar to get juice? "Yeah Bernie, same old.“ Not wanting to be rude you turned back towards your own drink, mixing it a couple times with the straw and taking a sip.

The man continued talking to the bartender for a couple minutes while you simply people watched but you felt someone sit directly beside you. Looking over, you saw it was the guy. “You’re new.” It wasn’t really much of a question but a statement. “Uh, yeah. Just seeing family.” He nodded. “I didn’t mean to be creepy, it’s just a small town. New faces stick out a little. I’m Juan.” He stuck out his hand and you grabbed his, shaking it lightly. “Y/N.” “Pretty name. How long are you in town?”

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You let out a moan as his lips worked down your neck, your hands grabbing onto his muscular shoulders. You were sitting on the bathroom counter, your legs wrapped around his waist as he kissed you. You’d had a couple drinks but no where near enough to impair your judgment. You knew exactly what you were doing and you knew that maybe it wasn’t the best idea to hook up with some random guy on your first night here but you were so drawn to him. He was rugged and intimidating but adorable at the same. You’d put up quite the fight, not giving into your desires and saying yes to him immediately but ultimately, you had agreed to letting him go back with you to your hotel.

Now he was sliding his hands down to your ass, lifting you up and walking to the bed with you in his arms. He put you down and hovered above you before smiling and ducking down to press his lips to the base of your throat. He enjoyed being able to be with a woman that wasn’t easy. He liked having to put in work. He liked the chase. He’d spent the better half of an hour talking you and trying to get you into bed with you denying him but along the way, he’d learned a little bit about you and from that he could tell you were a cool girl. Plus, you didn’t reek of 6 other men and stale cigarettes like the Croweaters that were always hanging off of his arm.

You smelled clean, fresh, with a just a hint of perfume when he got close to your neck or moved your hair which was very unlike the girls he was used to that smelled as if they bathed in their perfume and he couldn’t get enough of you. He sat up and grabbed onto your jeans by your ankles, pulling them off your legs and discarding them on the floor followed by your shirt. You leaned your head forward and kissed along his jaw as he pulled you up and reached behind you, pulling off your bra and taking your nipple into his mouth. You gasped as you felt how warm his mouth was and arched into him, his fingers already beginning to remove your panties.  

You smiled and just enjoyed the feeling of him against your body. You were always so strict with your life and making specific times to do specific things. It felt good to be able to just randomly do something so out of the norm. Juice was caught off guard as you rolled him over, straddling his hips and kissing down his chest, pulling off his jeans as well. "Juice,“ You looked up at him confused. "I…I don’t have any…” He snorted and shook his head. “No. I mean you can call me Juice. Most people do. I saw how you looked when Bernie called me Juice. I just wanted to tell you my real name because…I don’t know. But you can call me Juice.” “Oh. I like Juan.” He smiled, his eyes squinting and you laughed before pressing your lips to his and sinking down on him, a gasp leaving both of your open mouths.

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“Hey babygirl. The guys are inside.” “Ok.” You grabbed onto your uncles hand and walked with him into the clubhouse. It looked similar to the one over in Tacoma that you’d been to but a little nicer. Less crowded too. “Tig, brother, come meet my niece.” A tall man with dark curly hair and beautiful blue eyes came towards you, a smile on his face. “Hi doll, you must be Y/N. This one here has been talking about you coming down for weeks.” You laughed as Hap smiled and held your hand out but Tig pushed it away. “Nu uh, we’re family around here.” He pulled you into a hug and you hugged him back, immediately feeling welcomed.

Just as you pulled away, you saw a man standing by the bar, staring at you with wide eyes. You looked at him and looked away but had to do a double take, seeing the same tattooed head from the night before that was between your thighs for a good portion of the night. You’re eyes widened and matched his shocked face. Happy immediately caught the interaction and raised an eyebrow. “You two know each other?” You stuttered a bit before looking up at your uncle. “Yeah. We met at the grocery store.” Happy nodded. “Well at least you’ve made a friend.” You swallowed at looked towards Juice who was smiling and nodding at Happy.

“Yeah. It’s always nice to make new friends.”