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dating v.

t/n: just a list of things we see happening in a relationship with taehyung.

Originally posted by bwiseoks

  • this kid likes to take your phone a LOT
  • when you get it back and you go into your gallery all of a sudden you have like 50 new photos and all of them are taehyung’s face by the way
  • you’re both just kids so you do a lot of kiddy things together
  • once you watched a movie about two children falling in love in their own fort
  • after that the two of you spent like 7 full nights sleeping under a damn blanket in between chairs
  • you named the fort “Tae Terrace” because alliteration so why not
  • he looks so good doing anything and everything you feel inferior to him sometimes
  • but your confidence gets boosted because this kid has a smooth tongue and he’s complimenting you like there’s no other chance for him to praise you again
  • yall decided it’d be a good idea to raise a puppy together
  • but tae’s greedy so he decides to get a cat a rabbit a parrot and a turtle too
  • the next thing you know your dog is chasing your cat who is chasing your rabbit who is running after your parrot who is flapping about dropping its feathers everywhere and your turtle is just too scared to come out of its shell
  • that’s the last time the security guard allowed pets in the building
  • once he tricked you into agreeing to take the viking aka your biggest fear
  • he thought it was fun so even when yall got off the ride he kept yapping on about how fun the ride was
  • he didn’t live past that trust me
  • okay you don’t like admitting to this but you’re a selfish kid and you don’t like sharing
  • but taehyung thinks that the more the merrier
  • “tae let’s go on a date, just the two of us”
  • “but i’ve already asked jimin and jungkook along o_o”
  • maknae line being inseparable it drives you crazy
  • “i want some time alone with taehyung guys”
  • “to do what? naughty things?”
  • you almost strangled jungkook with a pillow after that but luckily jimin saved him and held you back
  • honestly you question what you love about this kid sometimes
  • he was cuddling up to you in the cutest way possible but suddenly his knee is jabbing your kidney and his arm was pressing down on your nose and you learnt your lesson
  • the next night you wore a fishbowl for protection
  • when yall fight you always give in because you’re way too softhearted for your own good
  • he doesn’t like to argue so you know how much it stresses him out when you guys actually argue
  • so you do everything within your power to keep your filthy mouth shut when you’re annoyed or pissed off
  • but sometimes you really can’t help it and you just burst
  • but seeing him get all worried when you do that and him just going into a frenzy eases the anger away like instantly
  • him bringing you on the weirdest dates possible honestly
  • whoever said that having a giraffe lick your face was a good idea???? or have a koala shit right when you carried it
  • but you still go to the zoo with him anyway because he’s such an animal lover you love seeing his lips form that adorable rectangular smile when he’s interacting with them
  • okay there was this once he thought it was a good idea to feed this dog that glares at the two of you whenever you walk past
  • but the dog wasn’t a friendly one it literally wanted to chew taehyung up he ran away so quick with that derp face of his
  • speaking of derp faces his expressions just makes you shake your head all the time
  • he’s pretty competitive tbh so he makes everything a competition
  • you wanted to be sweet and make him breakfast so you made bacon and eggs
  • the next morning he made you bacon and eggs with toast and frankfurters and hash browns lmao taehyung pls
  • (( turns out he made jin cook you that for breakfast ))
  • him taking photos of you doing stuff without you knowing
  • but you end up catching him anyway
  • then covering the camera and your face with your hands
  • but then he somehow ends up with 1933984834 pictures of your blurred hand and photos of you with your mouth wide open screaming at him
  • blackmAIL
  • “KiM TAEHYUNG DELETE THOSE PHOTOS RIGHT NOW”
  • “not uNLESS I GET KISSES AND HUGS”
  • you’re really good at video games but you have to tone it down whenever you play with taehyung because the first time you agreed to play with him he lost all 10 games and you didn’t get to sleep until 6 am when he finally won like one game because your eyes were half lidded
  • he’s literally a phone call away, no matter how busy he gets
  • dates with him happening at the most random times
  • he always comes over for a good cuddle when he’s really worn out and upset and you just let him do what he wants as long as it makes him feel better
  • 95z being the bros they are so jimin is like your other half too
  • sometimes tae gets jealous at your relationship with jimin when he’s the reason you got close to jimin in the first place
  • so he sulks and clings onto you
  • yall literally the biggest hoes for yoongi ever
  • 24/7 yall barging into his studio to disturb him with your horrible rap skills for cypher
  • sometimes yall hoes for jungkook too because he’s the only one the two of you can actually bully
  • “make me some juice maknae”
  • he curses at you but he does it anyway purely out of respect
  • then there’s namjoon who thinks tae is a monkey and you’re a monkey’s girlfriend
  • namjoon thinks he’s so funny he gave the two of you bananas for your anniversary
  • video calling every time he goes overseas on tour
  • “i love you a lot y/n”
  • “i love you too tae”
  • kiSSES EVERYWHERE KIDS
  • all over the face
  • its like a kiss shower up in here guys
  • lots of m18 content :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • but hes so shy and precious about it you just melt into him every single time
  • YOU LOVE HIM WITH EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT OKAY