I am a big dumb idiot who managed to lose the request proper, but it was for RFA + Minor Trio accidentally slamming a door into MC’s face and giving them a nosebleed.
- takes one look at you and almost cries
- oh no please forgive him he didn’t mean to he’s not going to be an abusive husband he swears it was JUST AN ACCIDENT
- seriously won’t stop apologizing and you tell him that you know a way to fix it and make everything fine again
- “tell me i’ll do ANYTHING”
- you grin and - even as your nose is still dripping blood - you say…
- “just give me a kiss and that’ll make the pain go away”
yoosung turns into a tomato.
- …….also ur cleaning up the blood first seriously let’s get some tissues.
- OH NO WHAT HAS HE DONE IS IT BROKEN DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR GET IN THE CAR HE’LL DRIVE YOU
- you are fine c h i l l it hurts but seriously it’s fine
- he waxes eloquent about how he failed in his duties of being you’re perfect prince and is like “do it to me, too”
- “HIT ME IN THE FACE”
- “LET ME ATONE”
- uh no Zen ur face puts food on the table
- he demands some recompense though so you’re like, alright fine, wear cat ears for a day he agrees
but he’s already sneezing by noon and refuses to take them off because HE PROMISED
- this woman is so tired.
- like she is just dead on her feet and slams ur face with the door in her dazed stupor
- she just stares at you in as you hold your face and tear up
- just stares
- in complete incomprehension,
- like she can’t really process what’s happening.
- then she’s like “oh shoot i can, i can fix it”
- “i’ll do first aid”
- “we’ll fix this i’m so sorry”
- thats what she says but what she actually does is grab your arm and drag you to the laundry room, while you’re going like “Jaehee, I’m fine, it just stings. JAEHEEEEEE I’M FIIINNEEEE”
- (you have to grab her by her shoulders to get her to listen, and then you put some coffee into this poor tired woman.)
- he must assess the damage before he can proceed
- unfortunately, the damage is whoops you start reflexively crying, and Jumin doesn’t know what to do about that.
- “JAEHEE CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS”
- “THERE IS AN EMERGENCY”
- you try to tell him that um you’re fine, but your bawling doesn’t really lend any credibility to your case
- things calm down after like, 15 minutes, which Jumin spends hugging you and cleaning your face for you
he feels so bad and makes you breakfast for the next week
- ok so as soon as he realizes what happened he falls to his knees and starts speaking like a Shakespearean actor about the tragedy that has befallen his One True Love
- you play along and collapse to the floor, pretending to be dying “O, woe is me, for I have been so brutally slain by my own lover”
- SORROW AND ANGUISH
- the two of you go on like this until you’ve forgotten that it hurts and the both of you are giggling on the floor
- he says he really is sorry, though, and to prove it he shoves some honey buddha chips into your face
- (honey buddha chips fix everything)
- when you finally ACTUALLY clean your face, he tells you that you look like a zombie and you smack him lightly.
- You start crying and V apologizes a million times because he FEELS TERRIBLE
- (like, he has an excuse for doing it but THAT DOESN’T MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER OMGGGGGGG)
- omg he’ll make you tea he’ll get you something to clean ur nose, it isn’t broken right??
- (he can’t even drive you to the doctor)
- honestly you. you kind of end up comforting V more than he ends up comforting you.
- (this tender flower freaks out about hurting bugs, much less you.)
- he also doesn’t have tissues at his house so you have to use napkins.
- (well that’s going on the shopping list.)
- After accidentally smacking you, he stares at you for a moment before slamming his own face into the door.
- Tears are coming down your face and you’re like “WHY DID U HIT URSELF WTF”
- he is kind of tearing up himself just from the pain and he’s like “I HIT ME FOR U”
- so the both of you are in pain and bleeding profusely together, and then sit on the couch with tissues up your nose
- “this is a weird morning,” you idly comment, your voice kind of stuffy from your plugged nose, and he’s like
- “let’s not actually go outside and just watch TV or something.”
- “sounds great.”
- OH GOD YOU’RE BLEEDING THAT’S SO GROSS GO WASH YOUR FACE
- Vanderwood mother hens the shit out of you and knows exactly what to do
- honestly they are like the most competent and equipped to handle this though they also apologize the least.
- instead they’re like “WHY WERE YOU IN THE DOORWAY WTF YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU’D GET HIT”
- “BE MORE CAREFUL”
(way to own up to your mistakes Vanderwood)
- after you’re all fixed up though, they do look away and quietly mumble a single “sorry”.
- (you know they feel really bad about it, even if they don’t say much.)