they are too cute and funny i swear

How To Decide On a NCT Bias
  • Brain: Jaehyun looks hot in the Fire Truck dance practice tho.
  • Me: Ten is my bias.
  • Brain: That black hair makes him look flawless, plus that side shave is fuckboy needs right there.
  • Me: TEN IS MY BIAS.
  • Brain: OOH remember curly hair Jaehyun with brown hair he looked as delicious as chocolate.
  • Me: TeN Is mY BiAS!
  • Brain: Those dimples are deeper that the ocean.
  • Me: TEN IS
  • Brain: His nickname is Jeffrey and he lived in America for four years.
  • Me: MY BI-He looks so excited and cute when they call him Jeffrey tho
  • Brain: ikr
  • Me: Sighs
  • Brain: ....so about Yuta Nak-
  • Me: nO

anonymous asked:

RFA + Saeran and V reacting to an s/o as energetic as Seven?

Yoosung:

  • also v energetic so you’re like a power couple!
  • altho he feels kind of paranoid at first b/c Seven plays a lot of pranks on him
  • needs to keep reminding himself that you two are different people and you won’t prank him like Seven
  • he hopes
  • haha jokes on him you and seven team up a lot to prank him
  • and at first he doesn’t expect it from his cute s/o
  • he falls for the pranks e v e r y time


Zen:

  • at first believes seven is crossdressing to trick him again
  • well, he won’t fall for that trick this time, even if the Seven imposter does seem really cute and funny and his perfect match-
  • constant random messages “GIVE UP THE ACT SEVEN I KNOW IT’S YOU”
  • until you actually show up at his house and he just kind of- deflates.
  • oh. you’re… you’re real?
  • doesfinds your personality really cute tho
  • your energy hypes him up too
  • altho he doesn’t get half of your jokes, poor zenny


Jaehee:

  • oh no
  • not ANOTHER seven
  • she swears, one day she’s gonna get a heart attack b/c of both of you playing jokes or spamming the chatroom
  • the amount of memes you make that she doesnt understand
  • wHAT ARE U SAYING MC?
  • likes the fact that customers can talk to you easily tho
  • probably secretly takes notes on how to become more talkative like u aw


Jumin:

  • at first he’s surprised
  • is this another ploy for seven to somehow capture Elly- I mean Elizabeth the Third?
  • he’s happy that you understand him tho & thinks you’re perfect just the way you are
  • is basically fine w/ you being hyper as long as u can quieten during meetings & important events etc
  • you guys are polar opposites tho b/c he’s calm and collected and you’re v excited always
  • you’re one of the rare ppl who can make him smile easily tho b/c your happiness is contagious :’)


Saeyoung/707:

  • the 707 side of him is so HYPED
  • like YESS he’s finally found a meme partner who’s just as hyper as he is!
  • and you get all of his jokes!
  • altho Saeyoung is quieter than his 707 persona, he really likes that your actual personality is so energetic & not so forced like his
  • also. so. many pranks to be pulled.
  • so many.


Saeran:

  • oh god
  • his life is gonna be hell living with not just one but two Sevens
  • T W O
  • is a little wary of you at first because of how energetic you are
  • and since this small bean is socially awkward he doesn’t really know how to approach you at first
  • so you’d probably have to approach him
  • pretends he hates it but deep down he actually loves you & your personality


V:

  • finds you a really interesting subject to study
  • your personality is so refreshing to him
  • he often catches himself just observing you because wOw he’s so in love with your personality?
  • so!! Many!! Pictures!! of you (if you consent to it obvs)


Sorry, V’s is kinda short but I can’t get into his character properly ^^“

Hope you enjoyed, thoo!

~ Jo

anonymous asked:

Any thoughts on Phil's liveshow? If you do, I'd love to hear them!

yaaaa omg i actually just didn’t get a lot of specific/excited questions about it and therefore got sidetracked watching the young pope lmao but YES, it was so good and def several things worth noting: 

1. the signed pic of angel in a bubble bath. like, wow. i can’t believe that phil opened with this. i can’t believe that we’re at a point where phil is comfortable showing this. i wonder if he felt dan backed him into a corner tho? bc it def didn’t seem like he had any intention of telling us beforehand and then he kept sort of mentioning that “everyone was asking” him about it and tweeting him about it and wanting to see it so i just wonder if phil was like very much not intending to ever let it see the light of day but then felt pressured by everyone asking and then i wonder whether dan had to sort of talk him down from being worried about it in some way??? ???? ? ? idk!!!!! like he seemed very calm and giggly about it but only bc, in my opinion, he seemed to have prepared a story around it that was designed to dilute its impact (that he has loved buffy for ages, that dan was for sure looking for a sarah michelle gellar photo and couldn’t find one so he settled for this one, as though there were no other shops anywhere that would have sarah michelle gellar photos for dan to find. that it “wasn’t the signed buffy photo he was expecting” etc. etc.) and then many comments about being very put off by the photo, all of them slightly tempered by the fondness in his eyes and the loveliness of his laughter. idk, overall, such a big step that he shared it (possibly against his original will), but he still did it very much on his terms, in a language he is comfortable with. 

i just love that dan literally bought phil a nude photo of a dude in a bath for his bday like how are we at the point that that is a confirmed thing that we have seen with our own eyes and that we are allowed to KNOW? i feel like i’m living in some alternate reality and every single day things keep happening with them that make me literally wonder when the fuck it happened and just rejoice that we’re getting to see it aeorijaoweirjaowierjaoewr fuck man

2. the little commentary from phil about how in their photoshoots dan is the one who gets to “do the nice smile” and people always make phil do a weird face which inevitably leads to his infamous crazy eyes. that was interesting to me bc i didn’t realize it would be so set in stone that they’d be asked to assume those roles in their professional pics but i guess it makes sense and matches up to the “branding” of phil as strange/quirky and dan as the normie/ “straight man” that is and has been discussed to death. to me it was more interesting that phil didn’t really seem that bothered by it and to also hear him talk about photo anxiety yet again, and always resorting to big eyes as a way to save him from the awkwardness of figuring out how to pose his face in a more serious fashion 

3. YET ANOTHER movie date why are they living in a utopian ideal of domestic bliss i hate them. and yet another date/outing that was accompanied by a heaped serving of social awkwardness and catastrophe. i swear their life is simultaneously too funny and lovely to be real. my fav part of this was that the story started with phil referencing the poor middle-aged dude face-planting into “dan’s popcorn” but then by the end he was saying “our popcorn.” cute. the fact they saw another movie together. with footstools. so, so cute. the fact that phil was very open and intentional and repetitive with his explanation that he went with dan, that it was he and dan in the darkened theater, dan and phil getting accosted by a falling man,,, he could’ve potentially told that story without dan? and maybe would’ve done so at some point in the distant past? but not this time. and the casual “we” he used throughout the live show was lovely too.

4. his thoughts on manchester by the sea sounded very similar to dan’s style of reviewing films in live shows and v un-phil. phil normally sticks to broad opinions: either he liked it or it was ‘okay’ or ‘not the best,’ but this time he gave v specific things he liked and a bit more nuanced opinions and i was into it. 

5. so much about the gas leaks that i don’t really even know where to start. first of all: “you need to move.” “i know.” this is the first direct acknowledgment of moving, i believe, from either of them. holy shit? and then the fact that he said “hotel vlogs” if they were to go to a hotel, as though that’s something they’d ever give us. and then towards the end of the conversation: “is dan okay?” “yes, we’re fine.” i love when one of them answers on behalf of both of them, it’s gross and also so instinctive and it makes my heart soar. i feel like all of the jokes have been made about the very universe trying to force them to move and i’ve written so much on how sure i am that it’s going to happen soon, so i have nothing to add there. it’s happening SOON yall. they’re moving. i guarantee. 

6. phil retelling the meerkat story was so adorable. phil googling random things to have as pets like sugar gliders and talking about dog breeds before once again saying he should stick to plants was adorable and also just continued to solidify for me that they’re BADLY in want of a dog and just as firmly do not feel that it is the right time for it. phil’s coat…. is adorable ….. i HATE having nothing to say about phil things beyond “WOW SO CUTE” bc it’s dumb and reductive a lot of the time but genuinely, during this ls, a lot of the stuff that was under discussion was just v fluffy and cute. 

overall: heartwarming. a bit groundbreaking. ironically, both of those things applied to nearly every piece of content dnp have made so far in 2017. just sitting here totally unprepared for each new development that seems to be happening with each passing day :’) 

(live show: inappropriate birthday gift - 02.09.17)

dating nct taeyong!1!2!1!!

• taeyong wants love
• taeyong is not afraid to show you that he wants love, well he’s kinda shy about it
• but he wants all the love.
• and he. will. GET. ALL. THE. LOVE. OR. YOU. WILL. CATCH. THESE. FISTS.
• okok jk, not really, but ok jk.
• taeyong is super nice honestly
• he rests his chin on your shoulders and the top of your head a lot like, watching tv? his chin is resting on your shoulder. cooking? his chin is resting on your head.
• PRETTY RANDOOM BUT he answers all of your questions like, no matter what.
• “TAEYONG. RED OR BLUE?”
• “…mmmmm…. you look good in red. so. red.”
• he looks so good in like, sleeveless shirts
• he’s so passionate about dancing and he loves it when you love his dancing and he’s just so bashful whenever you talk about his dance skills
• he looks good while dancing in sleeveless shirts and he knows you like it. he. knows.
• he knows most of your weaknesses but sometimes he doesn’t know that the slightest “hand brushing through wet, just showered, hair” action drives you crazy and kills you inside
• “…are you ok????” //the tiny shy laugh he does whenever he’s kinda confused of flustered//
• “…um….TAEYONG ARE YOU COLD I THINK YOU’RE SUPER COLD I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S YOUR WET HAIR HERE LET ME…JUST…DRY IT FOR YOU. TAEYONG GO GET THE HAIR DRYER. LET’S GO TAEYONG. YOU’RE GONNA GET A COLD AND-”
• taeyong is like, lowkey (HIGHKEY VERY) protective over you
• esp w the members
• he won’t even share you w the younger baby rookies
• “jaem-”
• “hyung-”
• “jaemin don’t… don’t touch her” and he whines
• “hyung…hyung i high fived her”
• “i…knew that ok that’s ok.”
• he’s kind of… ok he’s not over protective and stops you from meeting people or hugging people but honestly he’s like “…,,,, why’d u hug that guy there”
• “taeyong that’s my cousin. and he’s 4. 4 years old. and 3 months.”
• “he’s SO CUTE OH MY GOSH THAT’S SO adorable. can we take a selfie w him”
• OK SELFIES WITH LEE. TAE. YONG.
• SUPER- OK IF EXPRESSIONS COULD BE MONOTONE- that’s just, like, a poker face.
• OK JUST TAEYONGS HUGE EYES, NO SMILE, AND YOU SLIGHTLY SMILING. IT’S SUPER KIND OF, INTENSE IN A VERY LOWKEY WAY IT’S INTENSE. INTENSE SELFIES WITH LEE TAEYONG.
• but y'all sometimes use like, really weird filters like dog filters and like, angel demon filters and both of tou are making the best facial expressions ever omg but those are, p r i vate.
• but those selfies are also your…um, phone wallpaper, profile pic for every social media site ever, profile pic on kakao/any messaging app ever, and you post them on social media.
• taeyong posts them on twitter and he’s like “whOOPS. HOW DID THOSE GET ON MY ACC- OH GOSH. but we’re cute, she’s cute ok this is cute aren’t we cute.”
• he brags about you in such a lowkey way to the members. it’s so cute
• “hm who’s this cutie? //looking at a picture of you on his phone//”
• “…TAEYONG IT’S (Y/N) ARE YOU KIDDING ME- UNLESS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT PUPPIES OF BABIES, DO NOT USE THE WORD ‘CUTIES’”
• you bicker w yuta and hansol a lot. SO VERY SURPRISINGLY TBH
• “you and taeyong are like, perfect for each other. it’s like a frog and an octopus in love. it’s really beautiful.”
• “…you should be the next world wide drag queen, yuta.”
• “it’s true”
• “shut up hansol”
• hansol and yuta stalk you guys on dates but THEY AIN’T SLICK Y'ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING.
• you guys mess w them on purpose sometimes and it confuses them so much and it’s the funniest thing
• taeyong loves sharing his jackets with you
• you guys buy matching couple snapbacks. yes. it’s cute. you guys are that cute.
• sometimes you guys could just be sitting and talking in the empty practice room and suddenly you guys would just, dance and it’s both really romantic and really… idk it’s really special? and really, fun.
• taeyong is very open about his feelings on special days where you two just stay up talking.
• he cries sometimes talking about his past and his present worries and you comfort him and you feel yourself slightly feeling like you’re about to cry too.
• the pressure of being a leader, of being such a big part of this group, and being such a looked up to figure in this group, really breaks him sometimes but he just tries to think about how such a positive turn his life has taken after he met you, got into this group, got accepted to this company, etc etc.
• aegyo. no need for any more words. just. aegyo.
• you were sick once and like, in bed all day and taeyong felt so bad that he just got you, everything.
• “ok, my baby ok, first off i hope you feel better soon and, i brought you soup, i made your favorite ingredients, and i brought your favorite books, i brought you a teddy bear and i brought you some of my nicest jackets, and, OH. OH YEAH. I GOT YOUR MEDICINE.”
• kissing lee taeyong is either super intense and really hot or super sweet and soft and sensitive and slow
• OK STORY TIME!!! FIRST MEETING W TAEYONG.
• one time you were like, w hansol, GOD KNOWS WHY BC THAT BOY TEASES YOU LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW, ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW, HE ONLY MESSES WITH YOU, but anyway, you were w hansol bc he’s an old friend of yours
• but you were just sitting at a cafe and just sipping your nice little, iced drinks and just talking about stupid memories from high school gym class, you were in like, 2 classes under him. but he still heard about your embarrassing gym stories. they. were pretty famous.
• and then suddenly this hand just, hit hansol on his back and was like “HANSOL?”
• “TAEYONG?”
• AND boy was he hot. he had really nice eyes and he looked at you and he was, obviously surprised to see you w hansol bc hansol wasn’t. dating. anyone.
• “um, who’s this?”
• and you smiled and said “im hansol’s old friend”
• “oh, well, it’s nice to meet you!”
• and then, every time hansol met with you, it seemed like taeyong was always with him, and that he somehow always, “happened” to be there.
• and then well, meet and meet, you found out that, wow, lee taeyong is a great guy
• and you guys started talking without hansol, LOL SORRY HANSOL, and you guys, liked it. a lot. taeyong felt like he didn’t have anything to hide from you, and he felt so…comfortable.
• meet after meet, you guys just got a, bit closer, inch by inch, after three meets his hand would be on yours, after five, you guys would be hugging, and after seven, he’d be playing with your hair.
• but he never, asked you out. you know?
• but he probably got some weird lecture from hansol and yuta about how he’s gotta GO FOR IT.
• because one day, as soon as he met you, he seemed anxious and when you said “how was your day?”
• he was like “it was goo- hey you, wanna date? like do you want to be my girlfriend?”
• and gosh you could not stop smiling and you nodded and he smiled and gosh SO CUTE.
• taeyong loves you all the time, but he especially loves you when you bake, or buy him chocolate.
• or chocolate chip cookies. or chocolate flavored macaroons. you know he just really loves chocolate.
• he also just, loves you so much, just, he loves you.
• he loves it when you guys just, embrace each other and snuggle up on each other and watch a movie with a bowl of popcorn.
• he sometimes treats you like you’re 3 i swear- he’s such a grandpa omg but it’s cute you guys are cute
• YOU’RE SO NICE TO WINWIN AND IT MAKES TAEYONG JUST SO, IT MAKES HIM ALL FLUFFY INSIDE.
• you’re like an older sister to donghyuck and mark it’s so funny it’s just, damn it’s just really funny.
• you’re so nice to your elders and you’re so polite and taeyong loves that about you, he loves it so much
• he likes it when you don’t necessarily dress up, like doll up, you know? he likes it when you dress up too but he loves your casual outfit. skinny jeans and a shirt, a pair of joggers, trainer pants, everything casual, he loves it.
• he gets super shy and laughs and smiles a lot when you compliment him on his dancing or singing or rapping
• he feeds you a lot like “this is so good try this oh my god”
• he sometimes just stares at you and you look up at him and smile and you’re like “what?”
• “you’re just so pretty”
• HE JUST, UNCONSCIOUSLY MESSES WITH YOUR HAIR AND IT MAKES YOU SO HAPPY
• HE literally HUGS YOU TO DEATH WHEN YOU GUYS SLEEP TOGETHER LIKE, HE’D LITERALLY, UNCONSCIOUSLY HUG YOU AND LIKE HE’S STRONG OK
• but you like it so it doesn’t really matter
• this is super like, this is such a cliché thing but i can totally see taeyong cutely calling you “여보/yeobo” or like making up a really cute petname/nickname for you
• taeyong is one of those boyfriends who like, consistently tells you how beautiful and nice and wonderful and talented and pretty you are, so you don’t feel even the slightest bit insecure.
• because taeyong knows what it feels like to be insecure, not visual wise, but from the way others view him and he doesn’t want the person he loves the most to go through the same thing, and when you first heard him tell you that, that’s when you first realized that this guy is really, a wonderful and kind hearted person who’s been through so much and that he really loves you.
• ok but taeyong is such a sucker for cute babies he really wants kids
• but like, not now ofc, not now, not yet
• the closest thing he has to a child is the other 39 members of nct, yes even the older ones.
• one time you got kind of jealous bc he had this very, intimate acting session in a (future) mv but taeyong kept teasing you and hugging you and being like “nooooo baby you know i love you”
• working out w taeyong. is a thing.
• taeyong could literally go from, PERFECT MAM HE’S WONDERFUL WOW HE’S A GIFT WOW HE’S A 49495959 OUT OF 10. to omg he’s so cute he’s like 3 no jk he’s obviously like 4 months old goodness what a cutie pie gosh you’re so stupid and so cute and so precious im lovin it.
• OR HE COULD BE SUPER SERIOUS AND ROMANTIC ONE SECOND AND THEN ALL FLUFF BALL THE NEXT BUT HONESTLY WHO CARES YOU LOVE EVERY SIDE OF TAEYONG.
• taeyong cooks for you and he’s always like “can you try this for me?”
• it’s always tasty
• he loves puppies
• puppies are great and you will never see taeyong not gush over puppies when he sees one.
• taeyong once saw you take care of jisung once and gosh you’d be such parent material
• he once saw your little baby niece. he gushed all over her gosh he loved her and he loved you loving her and goODNESS.
• he’s super good with words it makes you just, QUESTION.
• taeyong has nice clothes
• taeyong’s a fashionista, that does not try.
• taeyong is so, TEMPTING SOMETIMES
• HE’S SUPER LIKE, IDK HE’S REALLY, I DONT WANNA SAY SEXY. BUT HES REALLY. SEXY.
• k that was so 19+ i can’t believe i did that he’s like 5 noOooOoo
• taeyong has this, laugh, that he does when a joke or something isn’t funny but he doesn’t wanna hurt the other persons feelings and it’s super obvious, and so, funny.
• his eyes also like, shake??? waver???? when he does that laugh and, IT’S SO AWKWARD HAHA
• “if doyoung and i both fell into a lake and was drowning, who’d you save?”
• “you.”
• “i can swim”
• “you.”
• you guys go shopping sometimes but 7/10 times you guys leave empty handed bc you guys are such parents omg you guys are like “I THINK WE NEED THIS BUT WE PROBABLY DON’T AND WE’RE SHORT ON MONEY”
• but the other 3 times you guys either buy food for everyone in the nct dorm or clothes
• “ILL MISS YOU BABY”
• “taeyong you’re going to the convenience store that’s 2 minutes away”
• he really wants cute little babies with you
• like he can’t wait for little tiny babies who’s half you and half him to run around the house and play with him
• he’ll be such a good dad
• it took him like, surprisingly a very short time to say “i love you” to you
• he just, said “i love you” the morning after you two talked all of your feelings out which was like, a few weeks after you two became official
• he totally prefers just seeing you in person, but if he can’t, he’ll video chat you
• sometimes it gets, really weird like, johnny comes in the screen and then ten and then they’re dancing and having a contest on who can twerk better and taeyong’s disgusted
• it’s super funny
• or sometimes he’s laying down in the bed in the dark and just smiling and quietly asking you how your day was and how much you mean to him and something funny that happened that day
• you guys go and take walks a lot, you guys love the other members and their crazy, chaotic selves, but sometimes you guys enjoy the quiet, and the breeze, and the crunch of the leaves during the fall.
• you guys sometimes just, go into animal shelters and pet stores and play with the animals
• IT’S SUPER CUTE YOU HAVE LIKE 4495959969696 PICS OF TAEYONG W ANIMALS AND BABIES.
• you better love taeyong
• with all your heart
• i support this relationship yes i do yes
• pls don’t let my support go to waste
• lee taeyong deserves all the love
• HE LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIM PLS BE HAPPY

OMG OK SO HERE’S TAEYONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TAEYONG!!!!!! HE’S NOT MY BIAS BUT HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE!!!!! EVERYONE PLEASE LOVE THIS LITERAL CHILD!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

also this was requested by @yuyukar !!!! (i was working on both hansol and taeyong at once haha) i hope you see this and i hope it’s good haha

one of you asked for a cute bughead-ship aesthetic, and well, you ask and i deliever haha 

once i check your username i swear ill add it it just slipped my mind

anyway i hope you like this!
i plan on doing one that’s less romantic too, more focusing on the blue and gold (newspaper and colours lmao im not funny ill stop) 

i feel as though i did a botched job with the colouring here sorryyyyyy

anonymous asked:

my crush is this boy who's so cute and he always teases me yet he's so affectionate and positive!! he's really funny too and always makes me laugh but he makes me happier than anyone ever has and i just want to give him a hug bc i know that he doesn't really see how amazing he really is. he thinks he'll grow old alone, when i just want to grow old with him... he's an angel, i swear.

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

The Separation Agitation

I laughed for sure. But I guess I’m ok with the fact I didn’t stay up to watched it live.

* I honestly enjoyed the Wolowitz’s plot more. I’m glad they reprise the topic from last week episode and extended to the rest of the family. I was somehow happy to see how Stuart too is affectionate with Halley now. She’s a lucky girl.
* Sloths!
* The final scene at the baby care LOL Bernadette did exactly what you could expect from her.
* You are doing well Bernie, I swear.
* I want Footprints on the Moon as a regular guest on FwF. The opening was brilliant.
* “Could have played that on my harp.”
* Bert. Uhm. I mean, I kinda like him. It’s funny and cute and strange enough to fit with those weirdos we love. But.. ok, next? Guys, we have other 8 already to take care. And trust me, you DO have things to make happens to them.
* The time out thing was funny, especially when Amy needed to retract lol And in general their banter was cute, but yes please, don’t stretch it too much to the ‘mommy-boy’ side. I’d rather it when it’s more a wife-hubby kind.
* Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
*
At ‘kindness’ I had lost it.
* I’m sure it’s also for organs, but c’mon guys ;)
* So they have the same blood type? Cool!
* What’s wrong with me: I swear that when I heard the line in the promo last week I heard ‘her booty’  Ehm…

anonymous asked:

i love that little moment when they're walking into house, jug still has his arm around her,teasing her that she was scared cause movie was funny to him. imagine just how cute they were during the movie. also lmao at betty faking being scared so she could get them to leave

that boy has to constantly be touching her, i swear to god. betty brings out cuddly jughead, and it gives me a reason to live– but, anyway, yes! it’s a very cute moment. most people would be annoyed that they had to leave the movie halfway through, but he just finds it amusing. i would have loved to have seen it too. betty is supposed to be a bad liar, so it probably would have been so funny 

anonymous asked:

Hey there! I just wanted to say that I dearly adore your art! Especially smol pap, I swear I want to hug him!! And I just had a small question over the comic you've made, the one with the monster candy? What is the "safe place"? Aa, I made this ask too long! fORGIVE ME TOO (/ _ ; )

Hello! Thank you!! Gosh you’re very sweet! (*ノ∀`*) And i’m actually really happy you asked me that! (Aaah don’t worry! It wasn’t long at all!)

When i made that comic (it’s this one if anyone is curious), originally it wasn’t supposed to be anything big, just a funny/cute comic with the fontfamily. But recently i’ve been wondering what this “safe place” could be too. Now normally i would have said it would probably just be a cupboard in the kitchen or on Gaster closet or something, but…

…I’ve been thinking about a more interesting place.

Part 3??

Part 1

2

F•A•L•L•O•U•T

I’m uncreative so I took a scene from FRIENDS and recreated it a little. I mean it’s cute right? (And funny?)

I swear this one took longer than the one I was originally gonna post

Edit: I’ve noticed some of the tags asking if that was alcohol and no it’s not I was just too lazy to make a sunset sasparilla or nuka cola logo. Also, I have no idea why these three I just thought they deserved attention.
Miracle

Request: OMG! Thank you again for the story! It’s amazing! <3 Maybe it’s too much to ask this (again) but is it possible for you to write another story if you have time and are willing to? I just love how you write and so… I can’t get enough of it! I’m juste addicted! ahah Anyway, it could be about how Bucky meets the reader who is “normal” in a way that she’s not a hero, a vilain or anything just a cute, fragile, strong, utterly kind and soft girl. could you write about how they meet and how their relation involve (like little incidents, funny stuff) but at the end, she always keeps him grounded even if he’s scared to hurt her or anything and realised that when she’s next to him, he’s not the soldier but just a man and that he loves that feeling? I know it’s maybe too much and I’m sorry but I just love your writings so… THANK YOU again for the previous one it was PERFECT ! “Merci beaucoup” Sorry for mistakes… ahah xxx

@italwaysendsinafightcap

Bucky Barnes x reader

Warnings: Swearing, fluff. so much fluff.

All credit goes to Marvel

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     Walking home from work in the afternoon had to be your favorite part of the day. You’d go to the coffee shop next door to your office, grab your favorite coffee, and walk home as the sun began to set. You never minded the crowded streets as other people tried to make their way home too, because you understand that after a long day, you might head home in a rush to go see your family. You never had a reason to rush; your life motto being to stop and smell the roses every once in a while. You were only half a block away from your humble home, your cup of coffee now discarded in a trash bin after you finished it, when you accidentally bumped into a figure. “Ooh! Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry!” You said. You looked up at the man, he had shoulder length hair, striking blue eyes, and a slight stubble coating most of his cheeks and neck. He looked down at you, looking like a deer in the headlights.

    “No, it’s okay, I-uh-yeah.” He mumbled before walking off, leaving you shrugging your shoulders and taking the last few steps to your house, unlocking the door and stepping inside.

    You let out a relaxed sigh as you finally kicked off your heels and untucked your blouse from your pencil skirt before shimmying out of both and putting on some shorts and a t-shirt, appreciating the comfy outfit after a day of wearing such a restrictive outfit. Soon enough, your couch dipped a little with the weight of your golden retriever, Rover, settling itself on your lap. You laughed at the 80 pound dog flinging himself onto you as if he were still a puppy. In your mind he was, he was only three years old. Reaching behind you, you unpinned your hair, letting it fall down in waves and massaging your scalp. The dog rolled onto its back and nudged his head closer to your stomach, his tail wagging happily when you gave in and rubbed his tummy.


    “Diana, who do I have today?” I asked, rounding the corner of the office as the receptionist went through her appointment cards, pulling out the ones that were dated today.

    “You have Tim Johnson at 9:30, Julia Gren at 10:45, Henry Williams at 12:30, and, Steve Rogers at 2, who wants to discuss maybe doing home visits.” You nodded, making a mental note of it before smiling at Diana and making your way back to your office.

    Being a therapist had its ups and down. As much as you loved finding ways to help people cope, somedays were harder than others. It’s your job to be happy and to radiate it in an attempt to lift your patient’s spirits. Somedays, no dice. You’d hear a client talk about a particularly rough topic for them and being so empathetic, you’d often times feel their anguish in you. It’d hit you so hard that you would sit underneath your desk with a box of tissues, simultaneously crying and being mad at yourself because it’s not your actual problem and you shouldn’t be crying.

    That’s partially why you weren’t married or in a relationship, you felt that the emotional stress you would endure would travel to your partner. You didn’t mind though, your dog was enough love to lift your spirits back up.


    Your day passed by fairly quickly, a quiet day which you were somewhat thankful for. You stopped spinning in your chair when your alarm went off, signaling that it was 2 o’clock and Steve Rogers was here. You stood up, waiting for the dizziness to pass before your straightened your skirt and smoothed your shirt. You checked your hair and makeup one more time, checking to make sure your eyeliner wasn’t smudged beneath your eyes. You always wanted to look presentable for clients, and Captain America was no exception.

    Walking out into the waiting room, your eyes met the tall blonde’s eyes and you smiled softly at him. “Mr. Rogers, come in.” He stood up, stretching a little bit as he did. You sat down in your chair again and he sat down on the recliner. “Steve, you’ve been going to my office for 5 years now, you don’t need permission to lay back anymore.” You laughed a little with him and he took his que, leaning all the way back in the chair with his feet up, legs crossed. “So, what’s going on? Diana mentioned that you were pretty eager for an appointment.”

    “Uh, yeah. Peggy passed,” your heart sunk, knowing Peggy was such a huge part of his life and can be credited for how he is today. “I mean, I knew it was coming. She couldn’t live forever, right? I don’t know, it just feels like there’s a side of me that’s empty now. I’m happy with where I am today, I have great friends and they’ve all made the transition from then and now a lot easier, but Peggy was really the only part of my old life that I have, or had.”

    You placed your hand over Steve’s, a gesture which was normal for you two now. “The first part is accepting it, which you seemed to have done. You can love her forever, Steve. There’s always going to be that one person who you’ll love to the end of time. But maybe, with Peggy’s passing, you can completely immerse yourself in your new life.” He laughed a bit.

    “Well, that’s part of the reason I’m here. You know Bucky, the guy I tell you about all the time?”

    “Of course.”

    “Well, we found him. He’s still alive, the people that took him put him in cryogenic sleep. They used him to kill people by brainwashing him. He doesn’t remember much of his old life, but the nightmares he has… he’ll scream in his sleep and thrash around. You never know when he’s going to snap.” Steve trailed off, tapping his fingers against the arm of the chair. You placed your hand over his again.

    “Steve, what are you asking me?” You asked slowly, biting your lip to suppress a smile.

    “He’s asking if you’ll come to the Avengers facility to be a round the clock therapist for Barnes. I came here because I knew he’d be too chicken-shit to ask.” You nearly jumped out of your skin at the man now standing in your doorway. He looked completely unfazed by your jump and Steve sighed.

    “Y/N, meet Tony.” You gaped at both men and Tony reached his hand out for you to shake, which you did very slowly.

    “Anyways, I’ll pay you 50% more than they’re paying you and you could bargain for 100%.”

    “Um, I mean, I have patients, and a house, and a dog. I don’t know how I could just drop that all-“ You sputtered, in disbelief that this was actually even being discussed.

    “I’ll see to it that you get one of the best rooms in the tower, you can bring your dog with you. You’re going to have to drop your patients though, but if you think about it, you’d be making more money with 2 clients or maximum of 7 than you would with however many clients you have now.”

    You thought it over in your head multiple times, were you ready for this? No. Did you have any idea with what you were about to do? No. Did you think being a therapist for a team of superheroes would be the greatest honor of your life? Yes. “Alright, you have a deal.” You smiled. Tony let out a sigh of a relief and handed you an empty storage box.

    “Good, because I already quit for you.”


    To say you were nervous about your new environment was an understatement. In fact, understatement of the century. Lucky for you, Steve told you there was a running track behind the tower so you decided to throw on some gym clothes and grab Rover’s leash, ready to go run for a while until you could get your thoughts together.

    It’s been so long since you had gone running, your old house was on a busy street with little to no sidewalk so it wasn’t safe. But being out here, it felt so natural with the wind flying through you. The chill that came after your sweat worked to keep you cool. The way Rover would bound ahead of you, eager for you to follow him. You must’ve been running for a while, because sky was dark and you had started right as the sun began to set.

    You wiped as much sweat off you as possible before you pushed open the sliding doors of the tower, leading to the common room- as Tony called it. He gave you a room right across from Bucky’s, just in case he had a nightmare, and told you that you were an honorary member of the Avengers. He joked that he would call you “The Miracle”. You smiled at the memory. You grabbed a water bottle from the fridge, chugging half of it before you turned and again, nearly jumping out of your skin and spilling the rest of your water on your shirt as another person just appeared out of nowhere, in turn causing Rover to bark loudly. “Oh my gosh! It’s only been 7 hours and I’ve nearly had two heart attacks already!” The man chuckled, and you noticed that it was the same man that you bumped into on the street the other day. He took off his shirt and you blushed, turning your face so you didn’t stare at his chest. He handed the shirt to you and you looked at him with confusion. He coughed and pointed to your shirt in return, which was completely soaked through and exposing your baby blue bra. “Oh, right.” He kept staring at you while you stared at him before he coughed again, mimicking your words and turned with his back to you. Rover lapped at the man’s hand, looking to be pet.

    You peeled your now-soaked shirt over your head and placed it on the counter while you pulled on the man’s shirt, an old red henley that stopped mid-thigh on you. You lightly coughed and he turned back around, doing a once over on your body as you willed away a blush. “Well, this is going to sound backwards since you just saw my bra, but I’m Y/N.” You smiled at him and he smirked.

    “Bucky,” You shook hands. “Are you my…?”

    “Stand-by therapist? Yes, I am, but you don’t have to know me as that. Steve just calls me a friend. I get it, there’s a stigma around saying you’re seeing a therapist.” Bucky laughed and you smiled at the sound.

    “I wasn’t going to say anything, but yeah. You never want to admit you need help, especially me. You know? I’m supposed to be this hero now, but I don’t feel like it. What good is a hero if he has issues with himself?”

    You hesitantly placed a comforting hand on his left forearm, his eyes traveling down to where you were connected. “A brave one.” You gave him a small smile which he returned. “I’m going to go to bed, okay? I’ll have your shirt back to you tomorrow. You know where to find me if you need me. Goodnight, Bucky.” You don’t know why, nor will you ever, but you pushed up onto your toes and gave him a peck on the cheek, before walking to the stairs to your room, hyper-aware of the fact that his eyes were following your every move.


   The next morning, you woke up at 7:30 a.m. You sat up, stretching your arms behind your head as Rover simply rolled over, deciding that he was going to sleep in today. “Good morning, Ms. Y/L/N.”

    “Oh fuck!” You jumped, hand on your chest. There was a soft knock on your door and Steve poked his head in.

    “Y/N, are you okay?” He asked, stepping inside and softly closing the door.

    “No, you people need to announce that you’re around me! God, no wonder you’re so good at stealth missions.”

    “I apologize, Ms. Y/L/N. I will try to be less alarming next time.” You threw your blankets off yourself, exasperated.

    “Steve what is that and where the hell is it coming from I need answers.” You pushed out in one breath, he laughed, placing a hand on your calf.

    “That’s FRIDAY. Tony’s computerized assistant sorta. FRIDAY, close the shades and turn on the bathroom light.” With that, the shades closed on their own and the bathroom light flickered on. You groaned, falling back onto your mattress and smuggling yourself with your pillow. Steve grabbed the pillow from you and put it on your side. “Having trouble adjusting?”

    “Me? To go from living in a little bungalow style home to a giant tower with automatic shades and Monday-“

    “FRIDAY.” Steve corrected.

    “You know what I mean,” you laugh. “I guess you could say I’m a little intimidated, living in a house of superheroes and people who could kill you in at least 400 ways. But I’m happy to be here, even if we are crossing a weird therapist/patient line.” Steve laughed.

    “Well try not to think of it like that anymore. Think of it that you’re just a good friend who’s good at keeping a bunch of superheroes from losing their minds. We really need you here, Y/N. Bucky especially. Even we have some rough days. Now come on, we’re going to go introduce you to everyone.”


    You met everyone and they all seemed very warm and welcoming, even Natasha who Steve warned you, could be a little closed off. Steve told everyone, in his captain voice, that I’d be here as a 24/7 therapist for anyone who needed it. He also made a point at staring at Bucky when he said it.

    Vision was very curious about your abilities to understand peoples emotions and even predict how they’d feel about a situation in the future. Much to Wanda’s amusement. “Viz, it’s like when I read someone’s mind, except she’s licensed to do it and does it from a more scientific standpoint. She bases your past behaviors to determine your future behaviors.” He nodded thoughtfully.

    “May I ask you what I’m thinking now?” He asked you, you bit back a laugh.

    “You’re very confused.”

    “How interesting. She’s quite intelligent.” You turned your head towards Steve, biting your lip still and he was also smirking at Vision’s curiousity.     


     You were fast asleep when the intro of “00000 Million” by Bon Iver started softly playing in the background. You sat up, groaning. “Ms. Y/L/N, Mr. Barnes’s heart rate is increasing significantly, indicating a start of a nightmare.” You swung your legs over your bed, throwing on the first thing you could get your hands on, learning from Steve that Bucky kept his room colder.

    “Thanks, TUESDAY.” You yawned.

    “It’s FRIDAY, actually, Miss.” You didn’t really hear her, too tired to hear much. You carefully opened Bucky’s door after crossing the hallway, and saw Bucky beginning to thrash around, getting more violent with each second.

    “Bucky, wake up. You’re having a nightmare. C’mon, open your eyes. It’s just me. I’m here to help.” His eyes shot open, his left hand automatically going to your throat, but he released it when he realized it was you and that you weren’t going to hurt him. He sat up, hoping to blink away the awful dream. You laid your hand on top of his metal one, showing him that you were okay and that you weren’t scared, because truthfully you weren’t. He was just a man with a rough past and trying to adjust to a modern life. “Hey, it’s okay. It’s just a dream. I promise those people won’t hurt you again.”

    “It’s not about them hurting me anymore, they’ve already put me through hell and back, I’m worried about them making me hurt someone. For God’s sake, I almost just crushed your windpipe.” His breathing began to regulate, but he was still shaking.

    “Do you need some water? Is there anything you need?” You asked, concern creasing your forehead. He shook his head. “Are you okay to go back to sleep or do you want me to stay?”

    “No, I should be okay, it’s usually only once a night, and you need your sleep, doll.” Your cheeks flushed at the sudden nickname and you were so glad the room was dark enough so he couldn’t tell, only a bit of moonlight illuminating the room, casting light onto Bucky’s figure. “You’re wearing my shirt.” He said, a hint of amusement in his voice. You looked down, seeing his red henley clinging to your body, the buttons slightly undone, showing a hint of cleavage. You blushed again, rebuttoning them.

    “Yeah, I kinda just grabbed the first thing I saw, I’m sorry.” He let out a chuckle.

    “No need to be sorry, it looks good on you.” You couldn’t contain your blush this time, your cheeks instantly reddening. You laughed a little at yourself.

    “Well, if you’re okay, I’m going to go back to my room. Don’t hesitate to wake me up if you need me, otherwise FRIDAY will wake me up and I’ll come and wake you again, okay?” He nodded, already getting sleepy. You smiled softly to yourself, releasing his left hand and getting up to leave the room. You were halfway out the door when he whispered loud enough for you to faintly hear him.

    “Actually, can you stay tonight? I know your job isn’t to sleep in bed with me, but I’ve never calmed so quickly until you came in tonight. Please? I can even sleep on the couch and turn the heat up a bit.” You bit your lip at his request, closing the door once more and carefully climbing into the bed with him. He was right, this wasn’t at all your job, but the man just seemed so broken that you couldn’t find it in yourself to say no to him. You laid on your side next to Bucky, who gently wrapped his right arm around your waist. “Is this okay?” He asked and you nodded. He pulled you closer to his body and buried his face into the back of your neck and shoulder blade.

    Within minutes, you noticed he had fallen asleep. You would talk to Steve in the morning, find out if this was a rare occurrence, not that he would really know, but hoping to get some input. After making your promise to yourself, your eyes began to feel heavy, and you drifted off to sleep once more, enjoying the warmth of Bucky’s chest against your back, his legs having tangled with yours haphazardly in his sleep.


    You woke up to an empty bed this morning and looked around. When you saw no one or even a hint that someone was there, you padded out of Bucky’s room and into yours, putting a leash on Rover to take him for a morning walk.

    You decided to go out through the back door so you could pass by Steve’s room and see if he was there so you could talk to him about last night because as happy as you were to keep Bucky comfortable through the night and keep him calm, you still felt like you were crossing some sort of boundary that could get you fired. But when you passed by Steve’s room and were about to open the door to talk to him, it seemed like someone had beat you to it. “Do you think she’s afraid of me?”

    “I don’t, Buck. If she was afraid of you, she wouldn’t have spent the night in your room or ran out after you nearly choking her. In fact, I think she probably cares about you more than her old patients.”

    “She treats me like I’m normal. Like I didn’t kill two dozen people. Like I don’t have this metal arm attached to me. She just treats me like a man who had a rough past. She treats me like she’s not scared of me or of anything that I’ve ever done in my life, and I’ve done a lot of bad things, Steve.”

    Your breath caught in your throat at Bucky’s confession and you tugged on Rover’s leash, pulling him back so you could turn around.


    Once again, you found yourself walking into the common room, your body slick with sweat after running so much. The golden retriever, however, wasn’t tired out at all. You realized that when Bucky came down the stairs and Rover went to go jump on him. “Well, I was going to announce that I was here, but I think your dog did the job for me. What’s his name?” You pulled the water bottle from your lips, taking a big gulp of it.

    “Rover, I got him when I graduated college.” Rover continued jumping on top of Bucky until Bucky started petting him, patting his stomach.

    “He’s great. I’ve always wanted a dog, but I thought I wouldn’t be around enough to take care of it.”

   “Well, feel free to borrow him when you want, Lord knows I don’t have the energy to tire him out.” You and Bucky laughed as Rover went to curl up in the dog bed that Thor bought him. Which was roughly the size of a trampoline.

    “Hey, listen, I’m sorry about last night-“ You cut him off before he could finish his sentence.

    “Don’t be, Buck, it’s what I’m here for. You don’t have to be afraid of telling me anything or asking me anything, okay?” He nodded, opening his mouth to say something, but closing it, nodding again to signal that was all he had to say. You smiled at him and pushed up on your toes to give him another kiss on the cheek and walking back to your room, craving a hot shower to relax your muscles.


    “FRIDAY, where’s Tony?”

    “In the lab, Ms. Y/L/N.”

    You pushed the door to the lab open, instantly spotting Tony and Bruce. Tony’s eyes flicked up to see you and smiled. “Well, well, well, look who it is. The miracle worker!” He exclaimed excitedly. “I have to say, that was the first decent night’s sleep in months. Seems like Old Man Winter just needs a pretty girl to sleep next to him at night.”

    Your cheeks blushed, but you were still confused. “What do you mean you slept well? What does that have to do with Bucky?” Tony and Bruce looked at each other.

    “FRIDAY, show surveillance footage of the main hallway 3 nights ago, before Ms. Y/L/N arrived.”

    “Yes sir.” A screen popped up next to you out of nowhere and you went to stand next to Tony and Bruce, looking at the screen. You saw the hallway where you, Bucky, and some of the other team slept. It was silent, but then, out of nowhere, screaming ensued. It was loud, pained, and it was coming from Bucky’s room.

    “Is that…?” You asked, hesitantly.

    “Yes. His nightmares are so vivid that he’ll go on screaming like that for twenty minutes. We’ve done sleep studies on him, trying to watch his brain waves and see what leads up to it and if there’s any way to stop them. We haven’t had much luck.” Bruce said.

    “So I guess Benadryl’s out of the question, then, huh?” You joked. “Is this every night?”

    “Most of them,” Tony said. “Listen, Y/N, I know this isn’t what you signed up for, but the team really likes you, I really like you, Bucky clearly really likes you and you’ve known Steve since he was unfrozen five years ago. Whatever you’re doing is working already, so could you keep doing it?” He bit his lip, gauging your reaction. You knew what he was asking and you nodded your head, not being able to think of a reason not to.


    “Ms. Y/L/N-“

    “Got it.” You groaned, sitting up in bed and pushing yourself off it, nearly falling onto the floor in the process. You wrapped your blanket around your body, too tired and attached to let it go. Especially stepping into Bucky’s room which was always ice cold. You shivered and pulled the blanket tighter around you.

    Bucky was stirring and his face was contorted into one of pain. “Bucky,” you yawned. “Buckyyyyyy.” He began to calm slightly and his eyes opened slightly, just in time to see you trip over your blanket and land on the floor in a heap. You wordlessly sprawled out onto the floor, too tired to get up. “You good?” You asked, yawning, ready to fall asleep on the floor.

    “Depends. Are you?” You hummed in response and Bucky chuckled. Before you knew it, he was hoisting your blanket wrapped body in his arms and placing you on his lap while he sat on the edge of the bed, your head lightly dangling over his arm. “You’re a mess, doll, you know that?”

   “I blame you, you’re always popping up out of nowhere and shit. It’s kinda like I’m living in a house full of master assassins and super soldiers.” Your eyes were still closed and you heard him snort at your sarcasm, a loopy smile taking over your features.

    “And you’re not concerned sleeping in the same bed with a mixture of the two?” You could hear the smirk in his voice, but you knew it was a genuine question deep down.

    “Not when they’re you.” You poked his chest with your finger and peeked one eye open.

    “And what’s so different about me?”

    You exaggerated a shrug, “Well, I think you would’ve killed me already. Most assassins don’t sleep in the same bed with the people they’re going to kill. And I think you’d miss me.” You grinned and Bucky laughed. “You’re Bucky, you’re just a big teddy bear, and I ain’t afraid of no teddy bear.” With that, you dozed off in his arms, leaving the teddy bear you call Bucky smiling at you, pure adoration in his eyes. He could get used to this. A pretty girl sleeping in his bed with him every night? Not getting scared off by his nightmares? Not being scared of him in general and actually making him feel like a human being with a normal life? Maybe everyone at the tower was right: you were a miracle.

jungkooksthighs  asked:

BRO COULD YOU DO A JUNGKOOK AS YOUR BOYFRIEND POST BC YOUR JIMIN AND JIN ONES WERE SO CUTE :(((

Hihi!!! Please do boyfriend jungkook too I loved the seokjin and Jimin one so much!!! <3

so ive gotten this requested twice and it took lonng bcuz svt and nct127 have been up my buTT but here we go

Originally posted by chimchams

Dating Jeongguk

  • well well well what have you gotten yourself into, dating a living meme
  • be prepared for a wild ride because jeongguk is a fluffy squishy adorable mess and wowowowowowow
  • he wouldn’t even be subtle with liking you
  • like if he thinks you’re attractive he’ll be trying to get you attention nonstop
  • that doesn’t mean he’ll straight up admit he likes you though
  • at first it’ll be a lot of really dumb stuff like you’ll be sitting there with everyone and he kinda just strolls in with like with a pineapple in hand even though this is library??
  • and he kinda smirks and winks all dramatically “Baby if you were a fruit you would be a fineapple”
  • and you kinda “What the actual f-”
  • and before you can like question what has happened jimin and taehyung have dragged him off to kindly remind him that is not the way to get someone to fall for you
  • and his fave gross pick up line would be “Do you like seafood? wanna a taste of these muscles?” and he flexes and this time seokjin is the one to drag him off because “i raised you better than this you brat”
  • but  then you like get him one on one and he is not a meme and he is not a clown and he is not joking around with you??
  • he’s really shy and embarrassed and you catch him staring at you every like two seconds but he’ll immediately turn the other direction and it’s actually really endearing??
  • like he’s “accidentally” brushing his hands over yours and he’s other little touches like” “oops sorry i touched your face there was a string there??”
  • he’s really shy when it’s actually the two of you but he still manages to flirt just not as obnoxiously like he kinda “you should wear that shirt more often, really makes your eyes shine more than usual” or “did you do something to your hair today? I really like it a lot! Not like I ever dislike your hair or anything I mean…”
  • which makes him blush and stammer again
  • he finally manages to ask you out with help from the other boys and like namjoon helps him pick an outfit and hoseok buys him some flowers to give to you and jin is giving him advice on what to say and jimin and tae have more pick up lines and yoongi has kissing advice (and jeongguk is like have you ever even kissed anyone before um??)
  • “now remember you brat, you don’t use tongue until like date seventeen.”
  • “yOoNgI-hYunG PLeASe”
  • and so you’re chilling there and he comes out of nowhere with the flowers and you can legit hear the other boys giggling and whispering from around the corner and you swear you see a camera too???
  • and you’re all red and embarrassed but not as badly as jeongguk and he kinda waves and shoves the flowers in your face like “willyoupleasecomeseethatnewsuperheromoviewithme”
  • and you’re “whoa slow down man it’s just me”
  • “will you please come to that new superhero movie with me cause you are beautiful and amazing and wonderful and funny and cute and i wanna date you really baDlY-”
  • and you can hear yoongi the other boys snickering from the back and you just roll your eyes then smile at poor baby kook who’s about to melt into a puddle
  • and you just kinda nod and take the flowers and he can’t really help it and he hugs you all tight and cuTE and he’s so musculAR and you can feel it through his shirt and???
  • and you smile all sweet and kiss his cheek and he dies right there and then boom dead
  • and he finally pulls away after like seventeen hours and he smiles that bunny smile “i’ll pick you up tonigHT”
  • and by pick you up he means jin is gonna be a mom and carpool his butt to your place
  • and when he gets there he’s wearing a cute super hero shirt and by cute I mean rude because it’s tight as hell on his muscles
  • and you have a huge butt purse and he’s “do you have a dog in there can I see it”
  • and you’re “????????? No it’s for snacks so we don’t pay, plz I’m broke”
  • and he takes your hand all nervously and leads you to the car and as soon as you sit down jin is all “alright kids, don’t do anything nasty in the movie theatre okay keep your hands to yourself jeongguk-”
  • and he’s !! so so so red and he’s stammering and explaining how he would never ever in a million years and jin glares at him then smiles at you and asks you how your day is going
  • in the movie jeongguk pulls the cheesy yawn and stretch and you’re like srsly?? but it’s actually really cute because you can tell he’s embarrassed and sheepish and you two are so wrapped up in each other you don’t notice yoongi and hoseok (who were sent by jin) throwing popcorn at you every time you two get a lil too close
  • dates with jeongguk would always be upbeat and fun like he’s a young kid, he doesn’t want to pull a grandpa card and go to dinner every night??
  • like one of your earlier dates would be an amusement park and after like eating cotton candy and funnel cakes and then riding the biggest roller coaster in the park he thinks he might die and he’s really dramatic “like if I die because of this I want to die with you as my girlfriend”
  • and so like you always go back to that park cause that’s where you two became official and it’s nice when you get scared and jeongguk hold your hand
  • and you do a lot of other fun stuff like that like going to carnivals with more rides and greasy foods
  • and he always wins you something like at the apartment y’all have like seventeen goldfish and a giant teddy bear and then some more plushies that hog up your bed and force jeongguk to stop winning you things cause he misses his snuggles
  • he would probably like group dates a lot too like if jimin and tae had girlfriends he would always want all of you to do something together??
  • whatever the boys do you get dragged along??
  • like they’re going to a water park  on their day off well guess who’s gonna be there, that’s right, you
  • and all the other boys dote on you because wow baby jeongguk has finally found love we thought this day would never come
  • they’re always embarrassing him in front of you, especially tae and jimin
  • “wow look I found this baby picture of jeongguk wasn’t he such a cutie??”
  • “hyuNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG”
  • okay so now to the good parts
  • skinship is either hella intense or hella timid there isn’t an in between
  • he’s like ten so that means hormones af so some days he’s like wow wouldn’t it be fun if we,, i don’t know,, made out,,????
  • and others days he won’t even look at you because he’s a shy bun and he can’t deal with how cute you are and how you make his heart race
  • at first he’s more reserved but once you two are together are long enough he would be so liberal with affection? like while shy it wouldn’t be like one kiss it would be like hello yes i’m nervous but im gonna every square inch of your face
  • faves would be nose kisses and he likes getting nose kisses (his nose is so cute??) and obviously lip kisses???
  • rude af though like sometimes he’ll lean in all close for a hug and it’s cute but then he’ll move his head just a bit and kiss your neck and then pull away like nothing happened
  • probably also rude as in like hello you’re paying more attention to this movie than to me well i’m gonna nip your eaR
  • he’s just rude in general //jin shouldve raised him better smh//
  • in public he would probably have his hand around your waist more than hold hands because he’s big and tall and that makes him feel more powerful and manly and it shows other guys there’s no way they have a chance
  • i don’t see him getting jealous without reason? like if another guy talks to you it’s whatever, he understands, you’re gorgeous but as soon as someone hits on you??
  • probably need to hold him back from punching someone boy will use his muscles if he needs
  • but he would probably kiss you long and hard like even tho this is a public area (gets scolded by a few moms) just to show that yes you are very much taken
  • like imagine this
  • jeongguk has been at practice all day and it’s just you and the goldfish and your’e bored and lonely
  • and he texts you like hey babe i got carry out coming your way we can snuggle and watch a romantic movie
  • and you’re so !! bcuz this is the boy that forces you to watch iron man 25/8 along with cartoons and you’re so excited??
  • and he gets home and you eat your chow fun and lo mein and fried wontons and all that good stuff
  • and he tells you to go get some blankets from upstairs while he sets up the movie
  • you come back down and naruto is on the screen
  • not even ouran high school host club or something quality
  • it’s god forsaken naruto and you scream becauSE SASUKE AND NARUTO GLARING AT EACH OTHER IS NOT ROMANCE FOR THE LAST TIME
  • pet naMES
  • “babe, baby, baby girl, sugar, gumdrOP” honestly anything cute and poppy
  • he likes when you call him bunny tbh don’t tell the others that though shh
  • although he’s all about going out date nights in are like every single night
  • like guess who’s gonna be watching free again for the seventh hundredth millionth time
  • but then he gets upset with how you fawn over rin or something and he puts naruto back on
  • and you always play video games together like super smash brothers and you always end up losing because this boy has perfected his skill but then you pout and whine and he lets you win..
  • when the other boys are over he always puts the game on tag team mode you can make hoseok and yoongi taste defeat at your hands (but really so he can congratulate for winning the game with a big fat kiss)
  • throughout the day his favorite thing to do is take awful pictures of the other boys and then zoom in on their faces and send them to you
  • like “morning babe, doesn’t it look like namjoon just swallowed a bee or something??”
  • although he’s young he’s pretty good at reading the mood
  • like he can tell when you’re upset and his first initial response is always to fight whatever is upsetting you
  • but then he’ll pull you into his arms and let you cry into his chest and he’ll rub your back and sing until you either calm down or fall asleep
  • and if you’re really upset like in a funk he’ll buy you something
  • he’s not always about gifts you can buy like he would rather win you something or make you something so a lot of times he works with yoongi to write you a song or works with hoseok to choreograph a new dance just for you
  • this boy would try to get you to dance always btw
  • and one day he has the great idea to try and dance with you on his back and he just kinda falls and you fall over on top of him and you’re both laughing and smiling and he just leans up and kisses you and did i mention rude
  • boy would not be one for small talk at night
  • small baby just wants to sleep and usually he has an arm around your waist and his nose is buried in the crook of your shoulder and sometimes you wonder if he’s comfortable buT?
  • he wakes you up every morning with him shower singing to vixx and it’s really loud and off key and the neighbours have threatened to report you guys but oh whale
  • have fun dating a meme
  • but a loving meme who would treat you like the world and give you everything in it
You go into a “haunted” house leaving terrified and a MC show them your reaction (IKON)

B.I: -he found it cute how when you were being dragged into the building before you even started. You hugged your group member tightly as you guys made your way through- “she’s a scaredy cat but she’s so cute”

Originally posted by yunhyongs

Jinhwan: -he hated when you got scared because you would stop responding and often times someone had to help you. So seeing you freak out in a haunted house and have to be guided out by a worker made him sad- “I kinda wish I was there with her. I would have helped her out”

Originally posted by teambgasm

Bobby: -you two were sitting next to each other when they brought up your most recent trip with your group. The highlights were you swearing in English, screaming at your groupmate when she grabbed you, and almost in tears by the time you left- “well aren’t you a brave little warrior?” 

Originally posted by hanbiwon

Junhoe: -you were throwing a fit before hand and sitting down saying you weren’t going in. As soon as you were in you saw a person and were panicking. Your group member held onto you as you covered your eyes not wanting to see anything- “I never get to see her in situations like this because she’s too scared to do them”

Originally posted by junhoenuna

Yunhyeong: -he felt bad because he could tell you were almost in tears from going through the haunted house. You were scared to death of going through them alone- “my poor Y/N”

Originally posted by ikonis

Donghyuk: -he thought it was funny to watch but at the same time he felt bad for you because you were terrified- “she came home and just wanted to be held. It was pretty cute”

Originally posted by teambgasm

Chanwoo: -he found it great how loud you screamed at the workers. There was lots of swearing. But you were over joyed yo be out of there- “she’s usually never like that. This is great”

Originally posted by chnwo

High School Band AU

@thesunandoceanblue helped come up with these. thanks for sacrificing some sleep for me, leshi! 

(be warned: broken!hux, mentions of panic attacks/anxiety, some minor hurt/comfort, slight reysma and stormpilot)

  • alexander hux is a special kid-he’s the only violinist in their band. he’s so good that the band director took him. he’s in the highest band, wind ensemble.
  • ben solo is an angry & angsty percussionist. his favorite thing to hit play is the timpani. (he also enjoys the vibraphone)
  • phasma is first-chair trombone. she’s got it going on man
  • rey is a cute lil oboist & u can fight me over it. she’s really nervous about her sound but at the same time she knows she kicks ass
  • finn is a clarinet; second chair. he has a great, deep sound that nobody expects out of him. you want to keep listening to him play, and when he speaks, you want to listen.
  • ah, poe. poe is for-sure a trumpet. loud, outgoing, extraverted, prominent-all poe. what’s that noise, you ask? you’re hearing poe play hot cross buns. he’s first fucking chair & it confuses everyone
  • during marching season, hux is a drum major. everyoneis afraid of himrespects him bc he does his job & he does it well, along with the three others-alice unamo, dopheld mitaka, and will tarkin (who only got DM bc he’s the grandson of the famous composer richard tarkin the twat)
  • ben is the lead snare on drumline. everyone calls his gang of drumline percussionists the knights of ren. it started as a joke but now, everyone calls them that. they’re the lamest group i swear 2 fuckin god
  • rey is a wiz at anything color guard related. she can spin anything and everything. flag? easy. rifle? sure. saber? hell yeah.
  • phasma and finn are easily the two best marchers on the field bc of how technical and detailed they are. finn looks really cute in his uniform too (according to poe)
  • hux has the DUMBEST crush on ben. ben is a dumbass & is a total fuckwad. he falls to peer pressure from his knights/buddies too often. but hux still thinks he’s cute and kinda funny (but only a little funny not very funny) and no he doesn’t look at ben while he’s marching shUT UP MITAKA OR I’LL STAB YOU WITH MY GODDAMN BATON
  • ben also has a crush on this sneering & mean red head. hux is really cute when he gets angry, in ben’s opinion.
  • since kylo is in percussion, he has a slight understanding of piano. he persuades hux to teach him more. he begrudgingly agrees
  • they finally go on a date to see a movie. ben holds hux’s hand the entire time hux doesn’t mind, if he’s honest with himself
  • ben loves to see the passion on hux’s face when he plays his violin. it’s amazing to him how one person can hold so much emotion, but only show anger 99% of the time (hux is angry about this)
  • meanwhile, poe and finn are a thing. nobody thought it would work, bc “whaaaaat? a clarinet and a trumpet?? no fuckin way!” but they’re super cute and ugh I LUV THEM (not as much as kylux but i do)
  • (cue forbidden reysma!!) plasma thinks she’s infected by all the romance around her, but she really wants to take that cute oboist rey out on a date 
  • there are a fuck ton of make-out sessions in the practice rooms
  • (broken!hux ahead) hux gets panic attacks when he can’t play a rhythm right after sight-reading it. ben just carefully sets down hux’s baby violin and bow, then holds hux in his arms, whispering comforting things in his ear. most often, hux gets panic attacks at home or in private, where nobody can see him break. but ben is with him like 98% of the time so
  • ben usually says “you’re playing this concerto marvelously, kitten” or “hush, kitten, you’re okay” (i’m a sucker for hurt/comfort oK)
  • ben is a sucker for praise. he doesn’t get it nearly as much as he’d like, and hux happily gives it to him. it’s borderline mean how hux makes ben whimper from kissing him and praising him nonstop
  • ben always makes an effort to go to hux’s recitals, youth orchestra performances, and anything else he’s in to support him since hux’s parents aren’t usually there
  • in return, hux tries not to be a bitch the next day
  • aside from the disagreements, they get along and show too much PDA, which is a shock to everyone ngl

anonymous asked:

ListEN!!! I've been thinking of Harry on Spill your guts once a day, everyday since Niall appeared. I can't get enough, and yes, I too would fight a grizzly with my bare hands if it meant he'd make an appearance.

I SENT THIS TO MYSELF, I SWEAR!!!!!!!!! ASJDKSKSK GOD ME THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I FEEL, ANON LOVE!!!! 😝♥️ Like, Niall was so cute and funny on it and I couldn’t stop thinking about Harry debating answering a question about Zayn or drinking freaking bird saliva lmao I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!!!!!!! I feel like he would mostly answer, unless the answer would involve dragging someone, then he’d probably close his eyes and eat some deep fried brain,,,, *Harry’s voice* everything tastes good when it’s deep fried

anonymous asked:

ocd about ethan's bio girl here: it's also spelled wrong in his twitter bio (killmepls) so i think it's intentional. i think he's trying to say 'vidos" like how kiddos is pronounced y'know??? plus autocorrect would've told him it's wrong and he still has + he has the dumbly cute personality to actually say 'vidos'. we need to protect him at all costs i swear, this theory is lowkey making me swerve (gray owns my ass but eth is too cute aW)

lol ethans name could be written on my ass thats how much he owns me oK BUT OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY he is so cute PROTECT HIM