My new headcanon:
So Dex and Nursey have been secretly dating and when Bitty calls them all for a meeting, they think “shit he found out and now he and Jack are gonna give us a talk on dating a team member”
And they sit really, really close together because they are a Unit, they are Together and they are proud of it or something equally sappy.
There’s a long pause where no one knows what to say and just as Nursey is about to blurt out that yes he’s dating Dex but it’s not a big deal, Bitty is like “Jack and I are dating”
And then “wow ok.” and “oh. cool” but theyre both secretly salty because Bitty and Jack stole their thunder