<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>non-otp:</b> *looks lovingly at each other*<p/><b>me:</b> I don't understand how people can ship that omg.<p/><b>otp:</b> *are in the same room*<p/><b>me:</b> tHIS IS TRUE LOVE OMG THEY'RE GONNA MARRY EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER I'M SURE JUST LOOK AT MY TWO LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS god they are so CUTE together I'm gonna puke rAINBOWS adfjkslkdjdjfkslqjxbqjxjfockskxk!!!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
I have a coffee date with this tinder girl on Wednesday and every time I think about I mentally puke she is like way too fucking cute and outta my league like does she know??? She can do so much better than me?? Like what fucking wool got pulled over her eyes???