they are my favourtie

What the Valtersen/Bech Næsheim household looks like right now

Isak complains about his charming good looks being ruined 

  • Even winks at him, pulls him closer by the strong grip he has on his neck and tells him he has never been sexier
  • isak isn’t convinced
  • Even explains to him he looks like he just survived a heroic battle for his love and now they are reunited again which will result in a heat of passion between them
  • isak laughs and tells him he’s not going to participate in this grease lighting bullshit fantasy of his
  • Even pouts and says “you wouldn’t fight for me baby?” 
  • only words left on isak’s lips before their world turns into intense passionate fire are “always fight for you. Only you” 

Isak begins using his injury to get out of doing chores

  • “baby can you do that load of washing?, i’m just gonna get dinner” 
  • But evvvyyyyyyy I cann’t 
  • why not? 
  • my nose hurts
  • your nose hurts huh? hmm
  • yes so bad hurts so bad even can’t lift arms, can’t wash clothes can’t be alone
  • oh my gosh you’re totally trying to use your broken nose to get out of doing laundry
  • nei evy it hurts
  • fine prince charming i’ll do it later
  • Even turns to go and Isak whines 
  • what now?
  • can’t be without hugs 
  • Isaaaaak
  • nose hurts
  • Eventually Even lets dinner burn and wraps his arm around his whiny prince because he can’t say no to that pout and the way he lowers his lashes ahhh dear god this boy has him under his spell

Eskild won’t stop coming over to check on his boys

  • it was cute the first 5 times but then it got a little….
  • “booooys guess who’s here to save the day? your guru that’s who!” 
  • Eskild we’re fine really
  • don’t be silly my favourtie gay babies need me now what do you need help with?
  • well actually we have some laundry that needs to b-
  • Oh my gosh I just learnt this massage that helps healing let me try
  • Eskild I don’t thin-
  • Isaaaaak come here, guru has some secrets to help
  • nah i’m good
  • well fine, I will just grace you with my company omg do I have a story to tell you boys so Noora brought this drunk gorgeous boy home on the couch and omg let me tell you did he have some spunk
  • Even and Isak smile at each other and enjoy all the love Eskild offers them

Every morning Isak wakes up entangled in limbs. Even wraps his entire body around Isak, making sure the boy couldn’t disappear from him over night. Isak wakes up trapped under his boyfriends embrace - and he loves it

Even won’t stop kissing Isak’s face, he traces the purple pattern with his lips until he is convinced every single part of it has been evaporated by the gentle touch of his love. 

Every night Isak reminds Even that he loves him and that he always will, and every night Even tells Isak he is his entire world, even if he can’t do one fucking load of washing. 

(Ink)Goretober Day 4 - “Is there something on my back?”

No GW2 this time because Reaper snuck his way into my head. And my favourtie Monster of all time~! I’m sorry for it beeing so sloppy… I drew half of it without references and on a bus. It was… challenging.
I think Reaper isn’t that fond of his new pet yet but I’m sure he’s gonna learn to love it. All hail the queen!

anonymous asked:

Omg what if you write a fanfic about Taehyung from Monster but then it's only about Taehyung BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE MY FAVOURTIE TAEHYUNG FF

Monster tae should get a spinoff series. All those in favor? 👀👀👀

Y’all, don’t make me do this… You know I’m a sucker for Tae and I’m already planning how to include another smut scene with him, but I can’t do that without fucking things up for everyone. But Monster Tae spinoff…

Fall Anime 2016

1. Yuri!!! on Ice

It was so difficult to choose the first and the top 3 all felt so great, but YOI probably takes the gayest spot! Every episode gets gayer and gives new surprises! From hugging to kissing… Well I’m sure I’ve seen enough gay animes mangas fiction, but I guess we can never get enough. And it’s a really pure display of love in the most platonic way possible. Ish. It’s more sweet than everything. I gave it first because I squeal and scream the most and loudest for this, and I wait for the next episode every single day. Warning: serious hangover after every episode that can never be satisfied. The gayness is just so unique that I can’t find in anywhere else.

2. Natsume Yuujinchou 5

I would say Natsume would always be my first… but I’ve read the manga already so it lacks some suspense. Still absolutely fantastic though! Happy to see Nyanko sensei every week, and more Matoba because he’s one of my favorites! Beautiful anime, really. Beautiful friendship, beautiful characters, beautiful art, beautiful OP and ED, beautiful stories. My weekly happiness booster. My favorite (youkai) anime series.

3. Bungou Stray Dogs Season 2

I said in Season 1 that the show would be much better with Dazai for the whole 23 minutes. Guess what? This season it nearly did. For the first few episodes I WAS SO HAPPY it was the background of DAZAI MY BABY. Similarly, I’ve read the manga for this so I know every single thing that will happen in the next arc but I couldn’t get access to the light novel so yes I love the production company for animating it. CHUUYA too omg that was definitely my favourite episode the love-hate relationship between Chuuya and Dazai. Atsushi needs work lol I kind of just skip over his parts haha. My life would be complete if they animated Dazai’s entrance exam too hahahaha.

4. Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan (continuation from Summer 2016)

I’ve recommend this before, and I’ll recommend this again. Really great show. I mean the characters look really stupid and shallow at first but they are really interesting. Daily dose of humour! Main character is definitely my favourite he’s so tsundere and adorable.

5. Haikyuu!! Season 3

I would say one of my favourtie season of Haikyuu? Not sure why but it feels more enjoyable. Last time I find them draggy or too touchy-feely but this season feels pretty good and really intense! Kageyama is cute as usual, like he’s really good :D

6. Touken Ranbu: Hanamaru

I think it is okay but the number of shotas is overwhelming. Then again, number of good looking long hair guys is huge too. My favorite character is Mikazuki but he doesn’t appear much, does he? Never played the game before. I don’t like Yasusada so that takes the enjoyment out a little. I think it fulfils the watch all males (and good looking ones at that!) anime with ZERO females desire within me. I love that. It’s beautiful. I mean really beautiful art. Yeah, especially the ED when there is tradional Japanese art styles I think those make me really happy.

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anonymous asked:

Any chance you could suggest some really-really long Jeff/Annie fics? I am finally finished with exams and planning to dedicate the whole next week to my sweet bbs, miss them so damn much:) Up for all kinds of stories, though anything post-s6 would work best

hey! yeah of course, and good luck on your exams bud:) i get you, i literally miss them everyday. I’m not sure about post s-6 i just read my favourties, I’m not the best at bookmarking them so this might come out as a mess lmao. buuuut anyway here are some of my fav jeff x annie fics. its a long list sorry! (I’m sure there are some i’m missing so if anyone wants to add some fics feel free!)

My favourite jeff x annie fic ever!!  Pins in the Map by the wonderful @hello-wright-or-wrong - Jennifer’s stories are all great so check her out!  i love whatever she writes tbh - but here are some i adore the most While We Still Got Time, What We Don’t Know, Always Something, No Season Can Contain It (I believe this one is indeed post s6)

@pepperf is also one of my favourtie jeff x annie fic writers. some of my favourties - The Two-Body Problem, Take Me To ChurchProve Me Wrong, I Only Have Eyes for You, Proof, And Then We’d Be Happy, and Five Times That Annie Seduced Jeff

my awesome buddy @catty-words has wrote jeff x annie fics that are wonderful treats to get stuck into :) Just Until I Know What I’m FeelingGentile Introduction to Gift GivingThe Adventures of Winger and Edison

@nyclove3 another great jeff x annie writer i love these ones-  At Least It Was Here (its amazing- tbh its one of my favourites for sure) The Final Year, The Question isn’t where, it’s When and Riding It Out

Guess what we’ll discover by dearygirl (jeff x annie live as roommates- its brillant and one of my favs!)

@celerylapel has some goodies- Everything is Better the Second time round ( Everything is Better, Part Three) Post s6 for you with Certainty

Roses by zeldalookslonely

fake realtionship? i got you - Advanced Genealogy by canadianiana

Turn the world upside down by @stopthenrewind

The Knots In Our Laces by Rashaka / also Magic Words is good too

Sleeping Alone is Overrated by sinecure

Girl on the Wing of a Barnstormer by perpetual_self 

Only Fools Rush In by @ameliasfairytales

Another World Entirely pt4

Peter Pan x reader

warning: swearing, super cute ooc pan, violence and some death lol whoops i guess, First signs of reader darkening

Word Count: 2,108


part 3

(gifs not mine)

I’ve been on Neverland for nearly 3 weeks. Peter and i haven’t really spoken much about the things i know, but i can tell he’s curious.

The lost boys helped me build my hut. It took longer than expected and so I stayed in Peter’s tree house for another night. When my hut was completed, he let me take the hammock I’d slept in, and all the pillows and blankets i’d used to my new home. It was a little ways from the large group of hormonal teenage boys which was thoughtful on Devin’s part. It is a simple one room wooden hut, maybe 5 square ft, with a door and 2 windows. I made curtains and a lantern to hang by the door. 

Felix has stopped glaring at me but he isn’t exactly nice. He mostly ignores me but when he does speak to me it’s with a tone that would suggest he’d very much rather not be.

Devin once accidentally stabbed my right through the stomach when he was trying to teach me how to use a dagger. I was bleeding everywhere and Peter took me to the hidden fountain for me to drink Neverland’s healing waters. Guess i’m stuck here. Oh well, I hadn’t made any plans to leave so it doesn’t matter.

I saw Peter across the camp at breakfast, getting up from a log and walking into the forest.

  “Peter! Wait up,” I called and jogged after him.

He didn’t stop but he slowed down enough that I could catch up to him just as we lost view of the camp.

  “Are you okay?” i asked him. “You look kinda bummed out,”

  “Nothing’s wrong necessarily i just get down sometimes,” he jumped over a fallen tree and turned back, offering a hand to help me over.

  “Well is there anything that will cheer you up? A game?” i smiled as i he pulled me over the tree.

  “you can help me with something actually,” he put his hand to his chin thoughtfully. “I don’t want to play a game but i do need a distraction,”

  “Uhhh what? Peter-”

  “Not like that you dolt,” he chuckled. “Do you wanna learn to use magic? I feel like I need an apprentice and Felix is to angry all the time to have magic without destroying things,”

  “aha this is true,” I laughed. “Wait you want to teach me magic? Fuck yes!”

   “Calm down Y/N I’ll try but you might not be able to do much,” he ran his hand through his hair. “We’ll start tomorrow, for now do you wanna see something?”

  “What’s the something?” I looked up at him as we walked through the forest.

  “You know about my thinking tree?” he looked over his shoulder at me as he was a few paces ahead.

  “You’re taking me to your thinking tree? But I thought no one was allowed to go there but you?” I sped up a little so I was in line with him.

  “It’s a private place yes, but you know everything about me so you might as see this place,” he suddenly stopped.

  “Why are you stopping?” I asked.

  “I can’t be bothered walking anymore, are you afraid of heights?” he offered his hand to me.

  “No…? I thought you couldn’t fly?” I took his hand.

  “I can’t,” he smiled and I felt that fizz up my spine, and we were no longer standing in the forest but sitting on one of the highest branches in a tall tree somewhere on the north of the island.

  “oh wow,” I breathed. The tree was some kind of pine and was so tall I could see out over the entire north side of the island.

  “Y/N, welcome to my thinking tree,” peter was sat beside me.

  “This is amazing! You really don’t let anyone else see this?” I gripped tight to the branch with my hands on either side of myself.

  “Nope, my private place,” he smiled proudly.

  “Well I s’pose the king should have the nicest things,” I hummed

A crow out in the distance interrupted us.

 “Someone needs me, I’ll be back in a second,” and with that he vanished.

Without him here beside me I felt slightly less secure. I scrambled to the trunk to get a safer hold.

  “Peter! Please don’t leave me up here!” I called to no avail.

I slowly began climbing down. We’d poofed quite high up so making my way down was quite stressful. I’d made it about halfway down the tree, maybe 8ft left to go when I made a poor footing choice.

The small branch under my foot snapped and I lost my grip on the branch I was holding. I scraped my arm in an attempt to stop my fall. Attempt being the operative word as I failed miserably, falling through the branches only to be caught by Peter.

  “Are you okay? I said I’d be right back! Why did you try and climb down?” He set me down lightly and took hold of my hand harshly, examining the scrape up my arm. 

   “I got a scared up there by myself so i tried to get down. I hurt my arm but i’m okay. It’ll heal,” i shrugged.

   “Here,” he waved his hand over the scrape and a light green glow enveloped my arm. It tingled a little and the scrape disappeared. “Now you don’t have to wait,”

   “Thank you” i watched him closely as he checked over me, searching for more injuries. “Peter i’m fine, i promise. What were you needed for?”

   “Huh?” he looked at me confused.

   “the crow? What was it about?” i asked.

   “Oh! We’ve got guests,” he put his hands on his hips in a typical peter pan pose.

   “Who?” I was suddenly excited.

   “Pirates,” he took my hand and poofed us to the beach I’d arrived on. “Look” he pointed out over the water. “It’s the Jolly Roger, Captain-”

   “Hook’s ship!” i jumped excitedly.

   “What? You know Hook too?” Peter looked at me like he was surprised. “He doesn’t like me much. He’s been trying to leave the Never seas for a very long time but he doesn’t come to shore often. Also I may or may not have tricked his brother into killing himself but you probably knew that yes?”

    “Ohhh yes i’m well aware. I honestly thought it was entirely Liam’s fault for being too competitive to listen to your advise. I mean you could’ve been a bit less cryptic and sinister but hey it’s one of my favourtie things about you. And just like i know about you,  I know everything about Killian too past and future.“

   “Liam? Killian? You know their names… you’re quite excited about this aren’t you?” he punch my arm playfully.

   “I mean it’s Captain Hook! This is going to be great,” I smiled at Peter.

   “If you’re really that excited you can greet the bloody rovers,” Peter chuckled.

   “What?” I spun round to face Peter, fear across my face. “What if he gets crabby? I can’t defend against a bunch of grown men!”

    “Bah You’ll be fine,” He waved his hand and a sword appeared, sheathed at my hip.

   “are you sure?” I drew the sword and swung it around a few times. These things are heavier than they look, fuck. 

   “Shit,” i cursed and jumped back as i dropped the blade on my foot.

   “You’ll be fine as long as they don’t know you can’t handle a weapon,”  he laughed again. “Don’t worry. The boys and i will be here with you. You’ll just be doing the talking,”

Hook and his men stepped out of their rowboat while Peter, the lost boys and i hid in the cover of the trees.

I looked over at Peter and he nodded, signalling me to show myself. 

Okay, You’ve got this. Just talk to them like they’re a bunch of fuck boys in the school yard.

I stepped out of the bushes with my hand on the hilt of my sword. I received a few looks from the men on the beach, even a whistle and a few calls.

Originally posted by blacksailsstarz

   “Shut it men,” a figure in the back of their group shouted. He stepped out from behind them. There, clad in all leather, silver and jeweled rings, charcoal around his eyes was Captain Hook.

Sass, sass, sass. 

   “Evening Captain Guy-liner!” I called. Hmm… be smart or be a bitch? Bitch. “What brings you to our pretty island? Back for more dreamshade?” oh shit was that too harsh?

He squinted his eyes in anger at me but did a double take when realising i was a girl.

   “What’s a pretty lass like you doing on Neverland?” he sashayed forward and leant close to me. Close enough i could smell the rum on his breath.

   “Not your business mate,” i pushed him away from me lightly. “Get out of my face, you stink like you’ve been at sea too long,”

Suddenly a burly pirate completely covered in tattoos from back in the group push his way to me and grabbed me by the throat, a lot harder than Peter had the day i met him.

   “You speak to the Captain with respect, whore,” he snarled in my face.

   “Bit much ain’t it?” I squeaked through the strain in my throat.

   “Jukes let the girl go-” hook started to call the brute off but the pirate who had me was knocked away by a blast of fire.  ‘Jukes’ cried out in pain on the ground as Peter stood over him.

   “That is no way to speak to a young girl,” he spat, and plunged his hand into the man’s chest, ripping from it his heart. Peter smiled darkly and there was a flash of amusement in his eyes before he crushed the pirates heart, sprinkling the ashes over his body. 

all the pirates behind Hook drew their weapons and took defensive stances. The boys piling out of the trees did the same.

But Peter ignored them all and simply took a gentle hold of my chin and examined the bruises slowly forming on my throat from Jukes’s grasp.

   “That bastard,” he hissed through gritted teeth as he ran his hand over the bruises, magically fading them away.

   “Got yourself a girlfriend i see,” Hook heckled. “although i s'pose toys like her are for grown men like myself and my men here,”

   “Shut your mouth,” I yelled at him starting to move for him but Peter held me by my shoulders, stopping me from attacking Hook. “If you still had that stupid ponytail i rip it from your sand filled head!”

   “What?” the Pirate Captain looked so confused and it brought me pure joy.

   “That’s right Shit Head, the new girl has some serious info on you and your past so I suggest you shut your badly shaven face before i kick it in!”

   “Quite a fiery one you’ve got there Pan,” Hook chuckled.

   “Shut up pirate, get off my island before i have the boys run you all through,” Peter turned away from me to face Hook but he kept a grip in my arm, holding me behind himself.

   “I see you’re protective of her too. I guess she is your girlfriend. Shame for her i guess,” Hook’s comment got a round of laughs from the pirates. I on the other hand blushed deeply.

   “Didn’t I tell you to shut your fucking face pirate?“ i tore my arm from Peter’s grip and moved around him. i attempted to charge Hook but Peter grabbed a hold of my belt and held me back.

   "She’s protected because she’s valuable,” Peter shouted as he pulled me back behind him. I stumbled and fell on my ass. “She’s not my girlfriend she’s a prisoner of sorts. Not kept in cages but not allowed to leave. She’s had the island water y'see. And you know that she’ll die if she leaves. And i can’t have her dying. She knows things i need,”

Wow okay so that’s what he thinks of me. 

   “Archers!” Peter suddenly yelled. i looked over my shoulder and saw a number of lost boys aim their bows and arrows at the pirates.

Originally posted by damnthisship

   “Really Pan?” Hook smirked. “A bunch of teenage boys with no experience are going to try to shoot us?”

   “oh no Captain, a bunch of teenage boys who have been on Neverland for many years, never aging, honing their skills are going to shoot you.” Peter said smugly. “all of their arrows are dipped in dreamshade as well,”

at the mention of the poisonous plant, Hook’s smirk vanished.

   “Back to the ship men,” he barked, and turned back to their little rowboat in defeat.

the lost boys erupted in cheers as the pirates rowed away to their ship.


Bagginshield fic recs! Part 2.

So yeah,  people have been asking me for more fic recs. And what can I say, I have difficulty finding good fics, so how can I deny people a list? Every fic here is my favourite, but my favourite-favourties are marked with **. Here you have it folks!


Yeah, we love pain in this fandom for some reason… can’t quite figure out why. Here, have some fics that are beautiful, but hurt worse than BoFA!

Hollow** by shinigami714- “Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness.”

but oh, my heart was flawed** by lacking- “Thorin hopes the story of his life will not be told as a tragedy. And as he looks back on it all, watching for glimpses of sky through the swaying flap of his tent, it’s finally become clear to him that there was never another way for this to end.”

Prayers to Broken Stone** by avelera- ““Sleeping on a dragon’s hoard with greedy, dragonish thoughts in his heart, he had become a dragon himself.” – The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, by C.S. Lewis

Twisted by the effects of dragon sickness, Thorin banishes not only Bilbo but the entire company from Erebor. Days pass with no word from their missing leader and, fearing the effects the gold may have on the other dwarves, Bilbo decides to enter the mountain alone in search of Thorin.

What he finds may not be Thorin for much longer.

Or: In which dragon sickness is very, very literal, and Bilbo must save Thorin from himself.”

hands too small to hold it** by sparklyslug(slylilgoblin)- “the basic fact is that Bilbo doesn’t look as old as he should. Easy to forget when surrounded by those who live into their 300s during times of peace. But Gandalf has reminded them all, curse him. 

Because Thorin might survive the Battle of Five Armies, and Bilbo might stay in Erebor. But eventually the ring must be dealt with. Much as Thorin doesn’t want it to be.”

An Ode to Broken Things by wizards_pupil- “ “Thorin, I have a weak heart. It has trouble pumping enough blood through my body. That’s why I’m always so low on energy. And…” Bilbo swallowed, forcibly keeping his eyes on the flickering flames. Thorin wasn’t moving by his side. “And it’s failing. There are healers in Greenwood who have gifts for mending hearts, but there isn’t much chance it will work. I haven’t been very responsive to any other methods, and… Well… I don’t have very long.” Bilbo dropped his eyes to his hands. He’d ripped the four-leaf clover Bofur had given him. It seemed horribly symbolic of his life.

Headed to Greenwood to see the healer Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey hitch a ride with thirteen dwarves headed to Erebor.

Bilbo had hoped it would be like the adventures he read. That there would be orcs, sword fights, torture, revenge, trolls, chases, or escapes.

He had never expected miracles or true love.”

Skin-Gold by Tawabids-“Bilbo gives a little laugh. “I thought it was a… a story for children. ‘Don’t strike a good fellow in anger’, my mother used to say,” he clears his throat and steps closer to Thorin, “because those who die badly will return until they have taken their revenge. They will return as dragons, and dragons have keen eyes, and will always find you no matter where you hide.”

In the end, dragons are more useful in a battle than hobbits - but you have to lose one to get the other.“

But I Will Hold(As Long As You Like)** by scarecrowqueen- "Circumstances had not allowed him time to address his failures as both King and friend to the Hobbit that had been as stalwart and courageous as any dwarf who’d ever stood by him. Without the chance to speak his apologies to the burglar in life, Thorin had settled for carving them into the casket itself; the Khuzdul runes pressing forever into Bilbo’s small back as if to write his penitence onto the Hobbit’s very bones in death. It feels like a hopeless gesture, however sincere it had been; after all, what use at all were words carved in stone to the dead?

Bilbo dies in the Battle of Five Armies. The Durin’s live. All the regret in the world won’t keep the dead resting peacefully though, as Thorin is soon to learn.”

Smoke In The Night by authoressjean-“"It was funny, he mused. He had fourteen guests, fourteen old and dear friends, and yet he’d never felt so lonely before in his life.”

Bilbo wakes to a time and place he had never expected to see, or live, again, with familiar faces that hold no memory of him. All the lies ahead of him is the choice: to go with them on the journey only he knows of, or to stay in Hobbiton and try to find a different life. One without the dwarf who doesn’t remember their friendship, their affections.

Bilbo’s had harder choices to make before. He’s certain of it. But none seem harder than this choice he has to make now.


Burning with a Magnificent Madness** by EmilianaDarling-"Thorin’s madness had been like a dam bursting; fast and brutal and incomprehensible, like water rushing out and devastating everything in its path.

For Bilbo, it’s more like a slow trickle over the course of a lifetime. Out of sight and out of mind - and almost imperceptible until he’s already drowning”

A Fertile Garden** by Salvia_G-“Thorin loses his dignity, gaining something more valuable in the process. Bilbo waxes lyrical about peaches, among other things.”

This ain’t no night to be on your own** by muse_at_dawn-“Based on a prompt: Bilbo rides Thorin while being invisible and Thorin doesn’t know about the ring and doesn’t understand the fuck’s happening. But he likes it." (note: don’t judge this one by the description. it sounds like a cracky smutty thing, but it’s actually beautifully written angst and smut. read it and you’ll see what i mean.)

Grasshopper by shinigami714- "Hobbits are one of the softer creatures of Middle Earth. They have no qualms with their emotions and enjoy the simple things in life, like romance and love. Dwarven customs differ greatly, their emotions often kept on the inside. What happens when the two mix?”


Well that hurt. Now, let’s let our gay shorties be happy for a while. Here’s the feel-good kind of stories.

Making Amends** by Winter_of_our_discontent-“Hobbits place great value on social harmony. In fact, they’ve developed some… unique… cultural practices to help everyone get along.

Of course, no one told Thorin Oakenshield that.”

Before I Stumble Homeward by lacking- “In which Thorin is left slightly more injured after his confrontation with Azog. The fever sets in, the journey continues on, and a bond is formed.”

Firmament by Lee_Whimsy- “Bilbo, more or less by accident, had become a collector of rings. Gollum’s ring he kept in his pocket, safely hidden away, but another he wore—never mind that it was far too large, and always slipping off his finger.

“It suits you,” Thorin said, and took Bilbo’s hands in his. “There. Now you hold all that is dear to me.””

Hazy Shades of Summer** by Chamelaucium-“Bilbo made a soft noise as he brought his hand up to his mouth - if Thorin hadn’t known better he’d have said he was stifling a laugh - and stared at Thorin in amusement. ‘You don’t know…’

Thorin stiffened and tried to look haughty, although the effect was rather ruined by the crimson blush gracing his cheeks. 'Don’t know what, burglar?’

Bilbo didn’t even seem upset by the use of 'burglar’ again. Instead he - he laughed! Thorin couldn’t deny that he enjoyed the sound of that laugh very much - too much - but he maintained his stony composure as Bilbo’s shoulders shook in suppressed mirth.

'You didn’t… You didn’t hear about hobbits,’ he said.

'I don’t believe there’s much to hear.’

Of course, that is where Thorin was completely wrong.”

Gargalesis by aurorealis-“"Dwarves aren’t ticklish at all but Hobbits are really ticklish. Thorin finds out and proceeds to tickle Bilbo until he’s wheezing and crying with laughter. ”“

On The Pull by Heyerette-"While in Lake-Town, Thorin acquires an injury that forces him to stay in bed. Making him remain in the same is a task not for the faint-hearted.”

The Sound of the Deep Ground by Amledo-“While on the journey, Bilbo becomes increasingly annoyed that the Dwarves seem to ignore him or talk like he isn’t there. What he doesn’t know is that he shouldn’t be able to hear them and that his strange attraction to Thorin has something to do with it. Contains Thilbo and Fili/Kili”

Our lives to Make by ShaneAndrew-“Bilbo must venture the long road back to the Shire to see his newborn nephew, leaving Thorin to rule over Erebor. But when word reaches him mid-travel that Frodo has been orphaned, he knows he cannot go back to the Lonely Mountain alone.

What will Thorin say when Bilbo returns with his nephew in tow, when he’s lost his own kin so recently?”

Riddle Me This** by redcarrigan-“Bilbo loves riddles, Thorin hates games.”

By the fire** by Comedia-“Bilbo is appropriately surprised the first time Thorin sits down next to him by the fire, but as time passes it becomes a habit for them. Always sitting together, often smoking, they spend many nights talking about everything from Bilbo’s gardening to dwarvish tattoos. While not being entirely aware of it themselves, their relationship slowly but steadily changes.”


Time for some hobbit on dwarf action, don’t y'all think? Here’s smut!

Planted a Seed by diemarysues-“Thorin put his mouth close to Bilbo’s ear. “My plans involve pressing you down onto the green grass, with your heels on my shoulders and my fingers in your –””

Out for Tea** by evek- “Prompt: Thorin is a CEO, Bilbo an intern, a very cute and distracting intern. The two have worked in the same office building for 6 years, and Thorin is sexually frustrated because Bilbo obliviously flirts with Thorin, not even realizing the effect he is having on the older man. So, after one meeting, Thorin has had enough and bends Bilbo over the desk and smut.”

Footfalls by emmyxogast-“From the kink meme, the prompt requested femslash/genderbender

Or alternatively, fem!Thorin not being able to resist fem!Bilbo with her curly hair and soft curves.”

I’m Not a Burglar, You’re Not a Whore(wip) by clearbluewater- “What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?

Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.

Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.”

Ori tells a story** by sra_danvers-“Thorin hired Ori as fanfiction scribe for the Company; fanfic to be read aloud at the fireside as entertainment on the journey. Bilbo’s interpretation of scribe is rather different & far more traditional, so he is initially scandalised & ultimately titillated as the fics are read out. Especially as the quest progresses & he becomes the subject of more than a few of Ori’s stories!”(the title and the description are a bit decieving, but this has one of the hottest pieces of smut in the fandom)

Terms and Conditions by clawswrites-“In which, Bilbo is expected to please Thorin and, although unexpected, he can’t say he’s completely unaffected by the turn of events. Bagginsheild smut. AU.

In reflection, Bilbo Baggins knew he probably should have read the small print of his contract. At the time, he had been completely distracted by the list of injuries that he may or may not receive by participating in this adventure. Any reasonable hobbit would be put off by the word ‘incineration’, so he really couldn’t be blamed.”


These are just what they say. AU. Brilliant, wonderful AU.

Adventures, and how to Pen them by evilnira-“AU/ Bilbo Baggins is a wealthy writer who’s only adventures have been the books he’s penned. Perturbed his friend only writes tales of adventure, Gandalf decides a little meddling is in order. Thorin Oakenshield is brought into the picture, a renowned traveler and photographer, has lived the adventures Bilbo could only imagine and wants nothing more that one of his own to be written. Now the only thing stopping a good Adventure is the small part about travelling the world for it, and Bilbo absolutely refuses the preposterous idea… well, if he did, there wouldn’t be a story, would there?”

The Fairy tale killer by silverneko9lives0-“When little girls start dying in what appears to be unrelated accidents and murders, the last thing Seattle PD expected was to be recruited in a task force with FBI Agent William “Bilbo” Baggins who claims that the murders are done by the Fairy Tale Killer.”

How the West Was Won and Where it got us by stickman-“Bilbo is a harried 1st year British literature Ph.D. (early 20th century fiction) who happens to have an interest in spatial narrative structures, a lack of time-management skills, and a tiny apartment with a lot of books and very little furniture. He’s stressed, always, and doesn’t quite know where he belongs. He tells himself that really, this is, in fact, what he wants to be doing. But sometimes, as much as he loves books, he gets an urge to do something with his hands.

Thorin is a disgruntled M.Arch. 1 in his last year who can’t be arsed to shave and frightens his students, and, frankly, his profs, but his work is top-notch so no one can really say much. They can, however, bully him into running a hands-on design workshop on Saturday mornings, which is complete crap, because he’s used to drinking his Friday nights into oblivion so showing up at Milstein at 7:45 the next morning and trying to teach in a room of wall-to-wall windows as the sun rises is not at the top of his list. Besides, no one ever shows up.

Except one morning, someone does.”

Pride and Prejudice(or, the wooing of Bilbo Baggins) by clockworkgirl1221-“What if The Hobbit was really an early 19th century romance novel?

Or, The Hobbit meets Pride and Prejudice.”

Bordeline Harassement, probably** by lindoreda-“Thorin is the most exciting thing to happen to Bilbo in a long time, and all he does is sit in the library and read. But it takes a special kind of person to tackle The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, and Bilbo is determined to find out how special.”

You’re the only thing I want to see by authoressjean-“You’d think after dating someone for two years you’d know almost everything about them.

And then Bilbo finds out that his boyfriend, multi-millionaire author extraordinaire, has glasses. Thorin wears glasses.

And it’s a very appealing image.”

Beard wars by Bernie_N-““I kissed him! I touched his beard- oh my God.”
Bilbo’s in a bit of a daze.
“What was it like?” Bard asks, looking morbidly curious about the whole thing.
“It was so soft, Bard. Like cotton!” Bilbo can’t even cope with this right now.”

Durin’s league** by hobbitgrl-“When the mysterious Durin’s League takes the national spotlight in the battle against the super-powered villains of the Smaug Corporation Bilbo Baggins doesn’t think much of it. At least not until Thorin Oakenshield crashes through her living room wall and Gandalf tells her she’s their only hope.”

idylls of the king by tuesdaymoon-“written for a prompt on hobbit_kink: Thorin a single parent/uncle, Bilbo babysits. Fili and Kili are a handful. Essentially NANNY AU where Thorin is a perturbed Detective Inspector navigating through life.”

A Spoonful of Sugar by Bernie_N-“Thorin the baker may or may not have fallen in love with the golden-haired man who walks past his store each morning.”

An Unexpected Proposal** by Eareniel-“As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn’t help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough?

He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield’s offer of marriage.”


hope you guys like this list, took me forever to make(though not as long as writing the fics, i’d reckon. fanfic authors are amazing)

this one is less categorized than the last list, and the reason for this is because i have lots of things to do, and am really busy, so it’s a bit more rushed than the last time. so sorry.