they are married in my mind

how embarrassing

for day 28 of @snowbaz-feda

word count: 820

Simon feels anxious because he’s at a huge magical event, but Baz unknowingly distracts him.

other feda fics:  DAY 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 14 | 15 | 26

Baz

Simon and I are sitting in a pew and waiting for the world’s trashiest wedding to start, but he can’t sit still. I’ve tried asking him what was wrong, but he’s not talking. Which means I have nothing to do except look at the familiar faces of every other mage in attendance. They invited the entire magical community, which must have cost a fortune, and the wedding is an aesthetic mess. Its so atrocious that I feel embarrassed to even be associated with it.

Simon

Nearly every person near me went to Watford. I only vaguely recall the couple who is getting married, but they remembered me well enough to send an invitation. Baz’s father said that this is a society event, and I decided to attend to eat some free cake.

I want to leave, but I promised myself I would stay.

I can’t sit still. Why hasn’t it started yet?

I feel the hum of everyone’s magic around me, and its a constant reminder that I’m not one of them. Not really. Do they know I don’t have magic anymore? Would they take back my invite if they knew?  

Baz sits next to me, whispering critiques in my ear, but his tone suggests that he’s enjoying himself.

“Are those carnations? Crowley.”

The red wings on my back feel like a neon sign. I left them exposed because I wanted to attend as myself – a Normal, with a boyfriend, wings, and a tail. It was easy to be brave before I came here, but I don’t feel brave anymore. I feel like an impostor. I feel like I’m lying. I’m not magic, and I’m not part of this community.

“I could have picked better flowers while walking here, and it’s January.”

I could ask Baz to spell my wings invisible; he’s become pretty good at the spell.

“There’s too many balloons. If you’re older than five, you’re not allowed balloons.”

No, I told myself I would come here as myself. Invisible wings wont change anything. I can do this.

“Snow, our wedding will be much better than this,” Baz mutters.

Baz

Fuck. Two lovely blue eyes now gape at me in horror.

Dating Simon for a year has been great. Charmed. A year of bliss that I wouldn’t trade for anything. Except that it was easier to keep my mouth shut a year ago. I’m eight years ahead of him with my crazy thoughts.

I gather the last shreds of my dignity and sneer. “We wouldn’t marry anytime soon, obviously.”

His eyes grow wider.

“You have a time table?” he asks, and I drop the sneer because I have absolutely no dignity left.

Simon

Baz slumps in the pew and I strain to hear him say, “Well, you don’t have to agree to it, of course.”

I’m surprised that someone would think about marrying me, especially Baz, who knows how much of me is missing. I really want to know what is in his head.

“Tell me about our wedding,” I say, matching his posture to be on his level.

He quiet for a long while. Sometimes Baz takes awhile to plan what he wants to say, but other times he closes up completely. I don’t know which type of silence he’s having now.

Baz

I wish I knew a teleportation spell. Or time travel. Can embarrassment kill vampires? Simon is being quiet. so I can’t change the topic. I have to say something. 

I say, “We’d have cherry scones, of course.”

Simon laughs, a watery exhale. When I look at him, I see tears in his eyes. Those tears keep me talking.

“The ceremony would be at night and in the winter, and preferably it’s snowing. To represent our names.”

“You’d freeze,” he says.

“Not with the suits I have in mind.” I tell him about these truly be spectacular suits I found online, and some details that Trixie told me about the uses of pixie magic in such events. I can’t believe he’s listening to my insane ideas. I’m now aware that I’ve said far too much and abruptly shut my mouth.

There’s a beat of silence. Enough of a pause to reconsider teleportation spells.

Simon breaks it by gently asking, “You’re being real? You actually want to marry me?”

He bites his lips, fidgety and shy, and I’d marry him now if this room wasn’t so horrendous. “I’m fond of you, Snow.”

“But marriage. I’d be part of your family. You dad would be my father in law…”

I’m reminded that I don’t even know Simon’s birthday, let alone who he is related to. He was adopted by The Mage but still lived in homes. Marriage means a lot to Simon. I tell him, “I’d do all that with you, if you wanted.”

Music starts to play, and the bridal party queues down the aisle. Their dresses are more horrendous than I imagined. 

Simon whispers, “Are we engaged?”

“Crowley, no. I’d get you a ring. Snow, when I propose, you’d know it was happening. You wouldn’t have to ask.”

Warrior’s Welcome.

This was written for the Klaroline Arbor Day Event on Tumblr. So be aware that this is a NSFW event involving trees!

Klaus is a Viking Warrior. Set in the 900’s ish. All human and established/married Klaroline. AH/AU. NSFW

I own nothing but what my mind dreams up! Enjoy!

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Niklaus or known to others as, Klaus the Hybrid, sat in the small tavern as his men drank and boasted of their victory. He was called such for his warring opposite sides, the soft-hearted man who showered his family with love and affection and the demonic warrior whose fiery rage and fierce steel blade would tirelessly slice and fell all that stood within his path. It was said that the screams of his foes would ring through the battlefield long after he had cut his way through.

He had always chuckled within the taverns upon over hearing such tales of his feats. Just like in this very moment as a group of nearby men gloated of their leaders might and cunning abilities.  His breath suddenly burst from his lips as a busty barmaid plopped her generous rump upon his lap.

Her spindly fingers curled into his long curly mane, eyeing him seductively completely missing the irritated glare he aimed her way. “So, a big strong warrior like you should enjoy the spoils of his battles. Consider me said spoils.”

“You know quite well I have a wife. I only live in a half days’ ride from here.” He attempted to extract her from his person only to have her grip him tighter.

“She has no need to know sweet-cheeks, so how about you take a ride on me instead of your horse?” She wriggled her generous rump in his lap looking at him with disappointed eyes and a sympathetic smile when she found him to be as soft as unbaked bread, “Oh don’t you be worrying over that. I can take care of that for ye in a jiffy.”

Klaus’s eyes rounded first in shock and then in anger as her hand slithered between them take hold of his flaccid member. He promptly stood, unceremoniously dumping her to the floor as he no longer caring if he harmed her. His blade was quickly unsheathed and pointed dangerously at her neck, “You do not touch what does not belong to you.”

Huffing she snarled back in an effort to hide her discomfort and fear, “You be that frightened of your own wife?”

He grinned maliciously as he moved the blade’s sharp end to her wrist, drawn a bead of blood, “Nay. I fear her not but I honor her well and true. So the next time you or any of these other barmaids decide to tempt fate let it be remembered that whichever digit touches me shall be promptly removed.”

Elijah’s hand appeared on his arm holding the blade, “Calm yourself brother. She did not know.”

Klaus turned his head as he snarled in anger placing his blade back in its sheath, “She knew well enough I am married yet descended upon me like a common trollop.”

“Most men would be honored at my company.” The barmaid huffed from the dusty floor.

“I am not most men. I love my wife. She is all that my heart and loins will ever crave or need. Or were you fooled by my flaccid shaft?” He chuckled harshly as the barmaid huffed and flounced away.

“Must you always be so crude Niklaus?” Elijah scolded.

Throwing his arms out wide with a dimpled smile Klaus announced, “I am what I am brother. Now, if you will excuse me, the sun is high in the sky which leaves me just enough time to return home before dusk.”

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anonymous asked:

GIRL, MARRY ME. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

i challenge you… TO A HEADBUTT DUEL. I HAVE INITIATED THE HEADBUTT WAR.            

Thankss ^^. Correct me if I’m wrong but something about the capitalization makes me think these two asks were by the same person?

In which case, I propose a compromise: Headbutt wedding!

I hope you don’t mind if I invite my family:

anonymous asked:

Hi so ive been questioning my sexuality lately and decided that im asexual (which means i dont feel sexual attraction to other people) but i still seel romantic attraction and although ive only considered myself this for about a month it feels like i would be sinning for the rest of my life to not have sex like god planned all of us to

Hello Love! That’s not an easy question to answer, especially for someone who isn’t married and never had sex, but I’ll do my best! 

First off, God has a specific plan in mind for each of us as individuals. You’re not going to ruin your purpose and work in the Kingdom of God by being asexual. Your worth as a person is not defined by your desire to have sex or not. God’s got you and he’s in control. You are more than your sexuality, a complete human being. Some people are called to different types of lifestyles than others, and all callings are important and valuable. I have no idea what your future holds for you, and whether that includes sex or not, but I know that God is outside of time and does know what your life will look like all the way through. Rest in his promise. 

Secondly, this is something you’ll just have to keep praying about and wrestling with. Talk to God and read his word to see what he wants for you. Ask other christians you know and trust what they think. Ask anyone else you know who is asexual what they think. If you are involved romantically with someone now or in the future, have conversations with them to see what your relationship would look like. Keep working through your beliefs and decisions based on the desire to follow the Lord in every area of your life. 

Praying for you! 

-31Women (Beth) 

Tig Trager - My Princess |6 of 6|

Knight × Princess

AU: Taken from the idea that Sons of Anarchy is loosely based on Hamlet.
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Tig Trager had always done his best in protecting you, the princess. There was no doubt in his mind that after the fact that your uncle, King Claudius died, you were his top priority.

Your cousin Jackson wasn’t fit to lead and soon met his downfall.

Which meant one thing.

You were to rise to the throne.

Which meant you had to marry.

And you did.

You married a Scotsman by the name of Telford. The two men, Tig and Chibs, as Telford had been given the nickname from his days spent in war, had actually been friends before any of this happened.

As Tig watched you from the court as you took your seat on the throne he came to realize something. The whole reason behind why he had always done his job so well as to protect you. The reason why when Jackson rose to the throne and he fell so easily.

It wasn’t because Tig didn’t care for the new King, but it was because he was protecting you.

And it was then he realized why he was so good at his job in protecting you as he looked at you from among the hundreds of people that flooded the castle to congratulate your marrage.

It was all because, in the end of everything, Alexander Tig Trager realized that he was in love with you.

hamiltonyay  asked:

35

hope this is okay :)

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

Jasmine paces in the hallway of their wedding area, trying to stop the nerves from creeping up against her, thoughts swirling around her mind that made her feel anxious in a way that she had never felt before.

She was minutes away from walking down the aisle with her father, and just a little while after that she would be marrying the love of her life. It was a day she had been waiting for for what felt like years, the reality of it all sinking in.

She wasn’t nervous about marrying Anthony, because she knows it’s easily the best decision she’s ever made in her life. She didn’t know what she was nervous about. Their closest family and friends were there, all supporting the love that the two of them shared. But there was still something terrifying about the reality of it all, the fact that in a little while she’d be married, and all her dreams would have come true.

“Bird, you look beautiful,” Ron smiles at his daughter, tears already filling his eyes. Jasmine laughs and walks towards him, hugging him in the same way she did when she was so young and he’d come pick her up from school on special occasions.

“Dad, please don’t cry. You’re going to make me cry,” She whispers, looking back at him. Her dad laughs and nods quickly, wiping at his eyes as he continues to look at his little girl, a smile on his face.

“I’m just so happy for you. This is all you’ve dreamed of, and Anthony is exactly who I’ve always wanted for you,” He smiles, Jasmine biting her lip as she nods, taking a shaky deep breath to stop the tears.

“I love you, Daddy,” She whispers, hugging him once more before the wedding planner is bringing them to line up for the processional, Jasmine interlocking her arm with her father as they waited to walk down.

“I can’t believe I’m about to give my little girl away,” Her dad smiles, Jasmine laughing as she squeezes his hand, the doors opening for them to walk out, everyone standing when they see her and Ron standing there.

The minute she sees Anthony waiting for her at the end of the aisle the tears begin to fall, Jasmine not bothering to stop them this time. She barely notices everyone smiling and taking pictures as she walks down the aisle for what feels like miles, finally meeting Anthony at the end. Her father gives her away, and as Anthony leads her up to the pedestal they were standing on he takes her hands, squeezing them gently.

“You’re beautiful, you know that?” Anthony whispers just loud enough for her, the bridesmaids, and groomsmen to hear. Jasmine smiles and looks up at him, blinking back the tears as she lets the reality of everything sink in, taking it all in.

“I love you,” She mouths, the priest beginning the wedding before they have a chance to say anything else.

At the end of the ceremony they’re introduced as Mr. and Mrs. Ramos, and while everything was beginning to sink in as they walked back down the aisle with their friends and family cheering, Jasmine is holding the love of her life’s hand, feeling more than blessed that this was her life, and the man she had fallen in love with all those years ago was now her husband.

COMING SOON(ish?)
~With Love from St. Petersburg~
Super fluffy domestic life online colour Victuri fanbook 01

100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 3

And we did it again, amigos! 

  1. “My sock is missing.”
  2. “I must say it can be rather therapeutic”
  3. “Shit, they spotted us. Quick, put your Obama mask on.”
  4. “You raided my village, killed my parents and slaughtered tens of innocent people. I was able to forgive you for all of that-tell myself it was in your nature. But then you did something heinous. Something beyond all possible hope of redemption. You killed my dog.”
  5. “What do you mean you accidentally assassinated the Pope!?”
  6. “I would love to give a fuck about you but sadly my last one went off to war and never returned”
  7. “If you think I’ll stop my quest for world domination for a bag of cookies, you are,,, right… Now, gimme that!”
  8. “What are you doing with that rubber duckie toy– OH DEAR GOD LORD HAVE MERCY”
  9. “I’m more afraid of myself than you.”
  10. “I already told you, there’s nothing we can do about the fights. We COULD if you stopped spoiling shows and books to everyone.”
  11. “You, my friend, are the most unnecessary when it comes to your excessively sassy attitude.”
  12. “I love you.” “…..What? OH APRIL FOOLS.”
  13. “What is this, a concert for ants???”
  14. “I made it! I’m in the list! This is being a great day since I remembered it’s a Thursday, not a Monday!”
  15. “It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that, well, I’ve got a sink full of dishes and a cat to wash.”
  16. “When you said i had pretty eyes i thought you were complimenting me,not trying to buy them!”
  17. “The wolves eat tonight.”
  18. “Gee, thanks for nearly killing me because of ____!” “Listen up here, are you dead? You’d better be greateful you’re still alive tou little shit.”
  19. "When you said you could fly, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”
  20. “Sarah, I love you and all but hOW ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP SENDING OUR PETS TO SPACE?!”
  21. “Look, just because you kidnapped me doesn’t mean I’m going to marry you.”
  22. “How in God’s name did you even get up there?!”
  23. “I think I misplaced my right hand”
  24. “I did it! I got into university!” “That’s great! What course?” “Uh… Would it be a bad thing if I told you that… Dark magic and villainy?”
  25. “Well, it just so happens that I have been a homeless man for three years now. That must mean I’m the chosen one!”
  26. “Have your eyes always been that colour?”
  27. “I’m going to fight the sun!”
  28. “You can’t just run around punching people you don’t like, ____!”
  29. “I’m not into that kinda thing.”
  30. “Dude why did you eat all that cake on your own?”
  31. “I just wanted to know if we could use a plastic knife”
  32. “Uhhhh, guys? Don’t hate me, but I think I just released Satan”
  33. “Well, fine… Just wait a little bit before you do something stupid.” “…”
  34. “What do you mean there’s no bacon flavored ice cream!?”
  35. “What do you mean you’re my sister? I don’t have a sister!”
  36. “Why the hell do we need a duck to hunt Bigfoot?”
  37. “Oh, so you can do pink explosions too”
  38. “This isn’t my kitchen, is it?”
  39. “Ohhh, so THAT’S what you meant by ‘shooting starts’.”
  40. “ACHOO” “bless you” “Thank you, wait a minute I live alone”
  41. “Put my creepy cat in a different room? Don’t be silly! I don’t even have a cat!”
  42. “Katie, please stop shooting me with tranquilizer darts.”
  43. “Why did you think it was a good idea to only bring a potato to this heist?”
  44. “Okay, we make this promise now - nobody look at that fucking goat ever again.”
  45. “Sarah, why is the cat naked?”
  46. “Wait. You’re aroused?”
  47. “Why would that surprise you?”
  48. “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  49. “okay so let me get this straight, you’re not actually my long lost twin…” “yes.” “…because you’re me from another dimension” “…yes.”
  50. “I’m sorry, but did that thing just talk?”
  51. “I thought we promised to never speak of that incident again!”
  52. "Sweetheart”“Yes dear”“Some of your morally challenged friends are trying to kidnap me again.”“And?”“And!?”“You’re a big girl, you can take care of yourself.”“Of course I can, but the gesture would have been nice!”
  53. “how many epilepsy pills can you take before you overdose?” “Just one or two.” “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
  54. “…I was GOING to ask why there’s a pink goo all over the kitchen floor but I think that can wait whilst I ask what the FUCK IS GOING ON?”
  55. “For the last time, can you stop calling that thing 'human’”
  56. “Okay, that is a seriously dodgy looking hat-are you certain you’re right about this?”
  57. “Really Darling, you can stop trying to scream, we’ve already espablished that no one cares and it’s giving you unflattering lines on your forehead.”
  58. “_______, why am I on the ceiling?”
  59. “What the heck happened while I was at the store?
  60. "What the actual fuck!” “I did warn-” “Yes I know you said you were crazy, but this…. This is…” “Just another Tuesday. Oh we’re late for tea!” “With who?!” “With the Queen of course, who else?”
  61. “Despreate times call for cows.”
  62. “Did you burn the last piece of toast again?”
  63. “You didn’t TELL me there’d be free food!”
  64. “Did Jesus really die for this bullshit?”
  65. “Do you want the apocalypse?!! Because that’s how you get the apocalypse!!!”
  66. “Goddamit, I’m dead again aren’t I? How the hell did I do it this time?”
  67. “Dude, no.”
  68. “I may be a horrible person, but at least I am an honest one.”
  69. “I told you, I dress to kill, now fetch me my fancy stilettos, mama’s gonna slay tonight!”
  70. “I left the room for 3 minutes and you really want to tell me you started a war with every single planet?” “Well, I told you 3 months ago to not leave me alone.” “And I told you I have to use the bathroom 3 months ago!”
  71. “Wow, only took 3 minutes to destroy the world.” “Let’s see if I can do it in 2!”
  72. “So… Wh-Why- How did you flush the duck down the toilet?”
  73. “dude. i liked that carpet. do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains out of carpets.”
  74. “Don’t worry, it’s much worse than it looks.”
  75. “What are you doing ___?” “I’m camping.” “No you’re beside tree with a blank-” “CAMPING”
  76. “WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUCKPOTATO”
  77. “PUT THE PUPPY DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!”
  78. “PLEASE DON’T HANG UP! YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE IN DANGER!”
  79. “What the hell kind of scream was that? And how did you make it?! ”
  80. “Hey, uhm… Hate to interrupt your conversation, but why the fuck is there a giraffe on the soup aisle”
  81. “You mean to tell me that somebody decided it was a good idea to cross plums and apricots, but nobody can figure out why my cat has RABBIT ears?”
  82. “Sorry but um… why is there a fox and a bear singing Ooh la la by Britney Spears on the balcony? And where is my chicken, Pudding?!”
  83. “Where did you get LIGHT-UP COMBAT BOOTS? THEY CHANGE COLOR?!”
  84. “So you’re telling me there was a genie trapped in that can of soup? And you accidentally ATE THE GENIE?!”
  85. “Listen…don’t take this the wrong way, but…I love the OTHER you better.”
  86. “Tell me why,  exactly, did you need the rubber chicken? ”
  87. “Look, I’m not a liar, alright?  And I ain’t overdramatic or hyperbolic or whatever else you wanna call me.  So when I say I would sell my soul for a pancake right now, I mean I will literally sell my soul for a pancake right now.  And maybe a million dollars.”
  88. “Wait a second, you’re telling me that….. YOU’VE BEEN DATING SATAN BEHIND MY BACK FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS?!!!”
  89. “Well dad did say he would be gone for five days…what the hell? Let’s go to the corner store!”
  90. “Why did you buy 74 melons?!”
  91. “Where’s the toaster?” “It’s in the kitchen… Why do you have a fork?” “K, thanks.”
  92. “Death, out of all the things in this world, why are so afraid of ____?”
  93. “This floor is like my life; Cold and Hard.”
  94. “So you’re telling me that I am the only thing that is preventing a Third World War, right?” “Yeah, pretty much.”
  95. “I don’t know your name and you don’t know mine but I promise it will turn out okay.”
  96. “Little did you know, they were slowly turning into werewolves.”
  97. “Umm… I may have possibly accidentally blown up another planet”
  98. “I told you not to do that… now look, you’ve lost your hand!”
  99. “Every time you speak I literally die a little”
  100. “One baby soul please, Adult souls give me gas!”

“I need you, yes you (you should feel targeted), to come up with a new dialogue prompt for part 4 and leave it in the comments below. It’s fun and the first 100 replies will make the next list. As always, one prompt per amigo and don’t forget the doubles quotes “”. Pantoffel” (Click here for part 1 and here for part 2)

“I met my wife when I was seventeen. I didn’t want to tell her about my schizophrenia. At the time, she liked another guy who had no issues and I didn’t want to ruin my chances. I hid the disease for a long time after we married. I would always find explanations for my strange behavior. I’d make up stories to explain my violent outbursts at work. But it got to be too much. By the time I admitted my disease, it was too late. She got a restraining order a year ago. I had an outburst and I hit her. She has forgiven me for the sake of our children, but they don’t live with me anymore. I’m on five strong medications now. I still have some difficulty controlling the pace of my thoughts. Some thoughts will begin before others end. It’s like my mind is divided. It can be tough to keep both feet in reality. But I don’t want any more problems. I’ve detached myself from everyone. I don’t speak at work. I spend my time alone. It’s my only way to live a normal life.”

(Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)

Even if you called 6 months later at 3 am, I’d still answer; I’ll always care.
—  Unknown
4

“All the better, then! Just think of marrying me as your punishment!” 

“I’m not as big a fool as you! I… I wouldn’t… think of that as punishment.”

Updated Masterlist

Namjoon (Rap Monster):

You’re Hot When You’re Mad (Fluff & Smut)

The Date (Fluff)

I Guess We Changed | Prologue (Angst)

I Don’t Love You Anymore (Super Angst)

You Should Marry Me (Fluff)

Jin:

You Look Cute With a Baby Bump (Fluff)

My Mistress (Fluff + Humour)

Photograph of Love (Fluff)

Yoongi (Suga):

I Can’t Believe You’re Carrying My Child (Angst)

Prepare for Trouble (Fluff)

Love At First Sight (Fluff)

Her (Fluff & Angst)

You’ll Always Have Me (Hurt/Comfort)

Please, I’m Sorry (Angst)

Fluffy (Ft. Adorable Yoongi)

Hoseok (J-Hope):

Valentine’s Date Disaster (Fluff)

Birthday Surprise (Fluff)

Are You Jealous? (Fluff)

My Bad-boy Soulmate (Fluff & Humour)

Give Me A Reason Not To Walk Away (Angst)

Jimin:

You Look Cute With A Baby Bump (Angst & Fluff)

Sit On My Lap (Fluff)

Did You Buy Me….Lingerie? PART ONE | PART TWO (Angst)

Bite Me (Vampire AU)

Is This Love? (Fluff)

Why Are You Walking Around Naked? (Angst)

We’re Just Friends (Angst + Eventual fluff)

All For You (Smut)

Drunk AF (Fluff)

Will You Fake Date Me? (Fluff)

Taehyung:

You Set My Heart on Fire (Fluff)

Only in Dreams (Angst)

Cardcaptor Tae (Fluff & Humour)

Hold Me Tight (Fluff & Hurt/Comfort)

What’s Your Name Beautiful? (Horror + Fluff)

It’s All Your Fault (Fluff AU)

Lessons in Love (Fluff)

Jungkook:

Experienced In Loving (Fluff)

Are You Scared? (Fluff)

Make Me (Angst)

Revenge (Fluffy + Comedy)

Just Leave Me Alone! (Angst)

You Should Marry Me (Fluff)

Ruin Me (Bad Boy! AU)

Clearing Confessions (Part One), Part Two, Part Three (Angst)

Whoa is Me (Fluff)

Give Me A Reason (Angst & Fluff)

Is That My Bra? (Fluff & Humour)

Experienced in Loving (Fluff)

Just Leave Me Alone! (Angst)

Senior Prank (Fluff + Humour)

Shut Up and Kiss Me (Fluff)

Will You Be Quiet!? (Fluff & Angst)

Play Pretend (Fluff)

Needlessly Large Rod (Fluff & Humour)

Save Me (Angst)

Cuddles (Fluff)

You’re Hot, Shame About the Personality (Fluff)

I Got You On My Mind (Angst) Part: One, Two, Three, Four

Talk Shit, Get Hit (Fluff & Humour)

Chat Imagines (Y/N X BTS):

#1: What the Hell Are You Doing Here?! (Comedy + Fluff x BTS)

#2: Ideal Type (Fluff + Angst x Jimin)

#3: Pay Me With Your Time (Fluff x Yoongi)

A/N:

We wanted to say thank you for 3K followers!! Thank you all so much for supporting us and reading our work. We love you and don’t worry, this masterlist isn’t all we have planned to celebrate ;) (We will be having an announcement very soon!)

Thank you! 

~Armygirl & Girl in Luv

One Track Mind
  • *221B*
  • Sherlock: *working*
  • John: *sitting in his chair, tapping his leg; bored*
  • Rosamund: *colouring; looks up* What's wrong, Daddy?
  • John: *raises an eyebrow* Have you noticed lately...your Uncle manages to make every conversation about your Aunt?
  • Rosamund: *giggles* Really?
  • John: *nods* Watch *clears his throat; leans around his chair* hey, Sherlock? What time is that client due?
  • Sherlock: *still looking through the microscope* Four thirty. Half an hour before my wife's shift ends.
  • John: *gestures*
  • Rosamund: *happily* Ooh, lemme try *excited* Uncle Sherlock, on the way home from school, I saw a squirrel and- and it runned up a tree!
  • Sherlock: *looks up; smiles* That's nice.
  • Rosamund: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *softly* Molly likes to feed the squirrels. We go to the park especially *goes back to work*
  • Rosmund: *grins at her dad* That's love, bitch.
  • John: ...
  • Rosamund: *goes back to colouring*
Love Me Like You Do (Part 1)

Summary: Draco decides to visit America before he gets married to Astoria Greengrass, fulfilling a pact his family has made with hers. It’s a last-minute trip he wants to take before he settles down to fulfill his duties as a Malfoy. Until he meets you, and you change his whole life.

Word Count: 3,073

Warnings: None.

A/N: Another daydream of mine with my beloved Draco. Hope you all enjoy! 

Originally posted by nellaey


“Draco? Draco!”

Draco blinked and met his mother’s eyes. “Yes?”

Narcissa Malfoy gave him a thin-lipped smile, embarrassment across her otherwise-stoic features. “Are you with us, dear?”

Draco, in fact, wasn’t in the room. His mind had been wandering ever since his father began to talk about business and how he was seeking to invest his Galleons into worthy ideas. Nothing that really interested Draco. His passion was found in cauldrons, steaming potions, watching them change colors as Draco neared the discoveries of spells and concoctions that would help the wizarding world throughout the planet.

Yet his parents weren’t so fond of his chosen career path. They called it a hobby, didn’t acknowledge Draco’s efficacity in it, and Lucius incessantly insisted that Draco meet with him weekly to go over the family’s interests and what to do to bring even more fortune to the Malfoy household.

The war had been unkind to his family. Pureblooded thinking had been shunned and Lucius Malfoy had been forced to swallow his pride and beliefs to keep going forward, to try to fix the wrongs that had tarnished his household when he had chosen the wrong side.

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anonymous asked:

That Jikook moment was NOT fanservice by ANY means. Whoever said it was fanservice is blind, in denial, or been an ARMY for two days. Like that was too natural + Jin's reaction + Jimin and JK didn't even acknowlede Army's screams + both of them like literally walked away after, pretended it didn't happen and went on business like usual. That moment was unplanned. (p.s. Jimin legit looked like he stopped himself from actually kissing JK when he realized where he was)

that’s exactly what i’ve been wanting to say all day! you legit took the words right out of my mouth..

some people are calling it fanservice and i needed to point out that IT’S NOT! it’s just not ,in order for someone to think it’s “fanservice” they must know nothing about these two’s relationship’s “changes” / “the development stages of it”, throughout  the few past years  , like you said they’ve been a fan for 2 days .

plus as you said , if it was  indeed “fanservice” only, i don’t think jin would have been that surprised because from his point of view they must have looked like they were kissing which left him in shock , 

 you’ve literally pointed everything out i love you! 

what really proves that this moment was indeed unplanned is how they both reacted after it ended , jungkook suddenly felt an urgent need to stand up and look for something (water i believe) , and jimin just started going back and forth then standing next to taehyung , as if they both realised what they’ve done … in public . 

yes indeed , jimin looked like he was really planning on kissing jungkook , he even pushed his head back for God’s sake , even jungkook was expecting a kiss from the way he closed his eyes and tilted his head , and can we talk about how submissive he looked for jimin