they are just too delicious

anonymous asked:

Arely you will never believe what my friend just said, so I was freaking out over a new celebrity crush of mine and when my friend found out how tall he is (he is 5'9 which is average American male height) she said 'but he is so short' and I said 'Tom Cruise is 5'7 what's your point' and she went yelled 'What?!' and while she was freaking out I was just smirking my cold heart out, it was funny. Anyway how are you???

5'9 short!?! 😱 NO WAY. Of course everyone loves a 6'0 stud but come on, let’s not be too strict ahaha!

I’m good! Just ate a delicious ice cream cone 🍦 on my way to work. 😜Thanks, for asking! ☺️💞 Greetings! Hope you’re doing well too!



Kane & Toews: forever linked (x)

requested by @musainrules <3

anonymous asked:

Hello love, could you rec me your favourite 8th year fics on ao3?

Hello yourself! YES, I can absolutely do this and honestly I feel like I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. I am OBSESSED with 8th year fics and I hope I can recommend at least a few you haven’t read already! :)

*warning*: This is an Extremely Long List. It is in literally no order because I love all of these fics so much it is as if they are my own children and I couldn’t possibly rank them

Unexpected Consequences by Lauren3210 (39K)- Harry was going back to school. He was going to play Quidditch, sleep in lessons, hang out with his friends, and generally just enjoy being a kid for a change. And he was also going to do it while being bonded with Malfoy, because apparently life was just going to continue throwing curveballs at him. Harry didn’t know why he expected anything different.
This is one of the first fics I ever read and I still remember it clearly; it was THAT good! As an alternative to Azkaban, Draco is allowed to attend Hogwarts provided he agrees to a bond with Harry that makes him to do whatever Harry says. Naturally, once the feelings start this causes a lot of worrying and angst and klsfhd it’s just really really good! Also did I mention they share a private room? I know I can’t be the only one who lives for that.

Right Hand Red by lumosed_quill (73K)- Harry felt Malfoy’s breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.
Another of the first ever fics I read (and reread!) and MAN IS IT FUCKING AMAZING. The lust starts right from the beginning and there are *lots* of party games and a secret relationship and sweet moments and teaching of patronus charms and *sigh* I just want to go read it again right now!

Lumos by birdsofshore (41.5K)- Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
FABULOUS fic in which they are roommates and then Draco wanks and then Harry wanks and then Draco and Harry wank at the same time, and then there are feelings!! A thousand times yes.

Strange Bathfellows by Bixgirl1 (27.5K)- It started with a bath. Or a potions accident. Or maybe it started before that, but who can tell anymore.Featuring: Uncomfortable wanking, more comfortable wanking, mutual wanking, bath sharing, inappropriate betting, secret shagging, those secrets at Hogwarts that everyone knows, and oblivious Harry who knows one thing: he’s falling in love.
Harry and Draco being forced to share a bath is everything I never knew I needed until I was blessed enough to find this fic. @bixgirl1 has MANY truly ✨FABULOUS✨ eighth year fics (for example Instruction for a Misplaced Slytherin (8.5K) in which Draco teaches Harry about sex and In Evidence of Magical Theory (43.5K), which features forced bonding) and you should definitely read them all, but Strange Bathfellows remains my favorite! :)

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Well @damnslippyplanet, I’ll accept any excuse to draw this beautiful mess again, and the thought of Credence with purple glitter nail polish was just too delicious to pass up :D Hope you enjoy!

ft. my inability to draw Credence with his canon haircut because OH GOD does that poor boy deserve better


Imagine being told that the universe is full of light.
Once you open your eyes, the light will guide you and comfort you in your darkest moments.
Now, imagine realizing that the light exists, but that you’re blind, you’ve always been blind, and you’re never going to see anything.

» Theron Shan, The Lost Suns

anonymous asked:

Describe your first time?

She came to my house. We were alone.There was no time to get into the bedroom. So I pushed her on the table in the livingroom.
I only had eyes for her. Everything else was backround. We fell upon each other. All I wanted was her.
All she wanted was getting eaten by me. I did it with passion. Just delicious. It was over too soon and finally she was fully gone into my tummy. The first time I ordered pizza was just amazing.

The Perfect Saturday

This is what I live for (not really, but kinda).

You sleep in- not too much, just a solid 8-10 hours. You make a delicious breakfast and binge watch your favorite shows for an hour or two (or maybe more…) You catch up with friends, enjoy the weather, drink cup after cup of coffee, and enjoy not having to worry about school, work, or other responsibilities…..

[insert disruptive sound effect here]

Unfortunately, my weekend usually turns out to be an unproductive guilt fest featuring varying levels of stress over things I shouldn’t be worrying about and
School assignments that have been unexpectedly dealt out last minute.

How lovely….

But! (I love my “buts” you know)

This Saturday- tomorrow- is going to prove me wrong. I’m going to be proud of this Saturday. I’m going to cherish this Saturday. This Saturday is going to kick butt. I’m going to be gushing about this Saturday till the end of time. Watch me talk about this Saturday when I’m at book signings one day. Let’s go Saturday!

In short, I’m going to enjoy my Saturday however it turns out- wether it be a day of relaxation, or a day of productivity. Let’s enjoy our Saturday’s everyone!

Much love,

Ellie 💜

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Just a little something to heat up you’re morning, afternoon, evening, late night…just any old time ;)! 

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Seokjin Scenario: Follow My Lead.

Request: Could i request a cute/romantic scenario where Jin is y/n first boyfriend and isnt sure about how to handle all her firsts (first movie date, time together etc) including the kiss where Jin has to actually teach her and grade her in a teasing way until she got a hang of it and shes comfortable with all the other skinships. It would be nice if Jin was a little mischievous but still gentle with her. Thank you our fairygodmothers ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

Genre: Fluff / Romance

Every day was a brand new discovery, or so you described it to him. Each time you got too close and he reached out for you, you either got flustered or giggled until you were getting a little red and precious and if Jin was honest with himself, he just loved each step of being a part of all this. He hadn’t believed that he was really your first boyfriend, you were playful and flirty even if you sometimes didn’t notice it yourself, you were still so innocent beneath all that confidence you had that this was also practically a first to him, being with a girl like you.

He leaned back on the couch with a smile on his lips, waiting for you to be ready. You were going to watch a movie that night at an outdoor cinema and you seemed pretty excited about that idea which was relieving since sometimes he felt like he didn’t know the right ways to go with you to make you feel comfortable enough around him, he’d been thinking a lot for things that you would enjoy without feeling overwhelmed or that he was going too fast because he didn’t want that, he was taking his sweet time with you and actually enjoying it.

–I’m all set! I believe…– you entered the living room with sparkling eyes and looking every definition there was in the dictionary for gorgeous, with tight high waisted black jeans and a light pink cropped sweater that left a bit of your waist exposed. Seokjin walked towards you praying to all the gods he didn’t look like the things he was thinking. –Should I take a jacket with me Jin? I wasn’t sure…–

You were too beautiful and too attractive, if it was for him he would jump right into the part when he could teach you how a good kiss was given, but he just settled for a light kiss on your forehead, you liked those, he could see it in your face whenever he did so, in your body language and the little smile you couldn’t fight away, the same one that bloomed on your lips right then.

–If it gets cold I’ll keep you warm – You giggled, averting your eyes from his and nodding, looking a little flustered but you held his hand and intertwined your fingers with him, which was a nice advance, now you reached for him more often without asking if you could, just because you wanted to and Jin felt proud. –You’re so pretty, did you doll yourself up just for me baby?–

He smirked when your eyes found his again, he made you do a little around for him and then tugged at your hand to pull you closer until you were pressed against his body with one arm sneaking around your waist. You stood there looking at him with big eyes until you brought your hands up to your face to cover half of it, you were laughing cutely. –Well… I, I just…–

–I like it Y/N– he whispered really low, moving his face closer to yours as if he was going to kiss you, but he just stayed with his lips in front of yours, you closed your eyes and he observed your pulse on your neck speeding up and he smirked a little wider, moving to speak next to your ear. –I like it a lot – he said at last, leaving a soft kiss on the place below your ear.

You opened your eyes then, taking a deep breath and biting your lower lip before giggling, you tended to do that a lot when you were nervous and it was cute. –Um… let’s get going, if not we’re going to be late and we don’t want that right? right… –

You laughed some more, turned around and fanned yourself a little and he pretended he didn’t see you do it, your hand kept holding his while you rambled a little, speaking too fast. You raised such tenderness in him, and at the same time Jin was sure you could drive him crazy without even trying to. Seokjin was really into you already, and now tonight than ever, he was up to teach you a few things.

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It’s Getting Hot In Here Series by @swallowedsong 

Summary: Emma’s a boxer and Killian’s a yoga instructor for the class that David (her trainer) makes her take so she can chill between matches. She’s a little tightly wound, you see, and what better way to relax than yoga right?

except, she wasn’t quite expecting her instructor to be so. damn. hot.

Fanfics that deserve to be movies [18/?] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21]

anonymous asked:

What do you think Soma's Father meant when he told Soma in chapt 1 that the secret to being a good cook is to meet a woman who he wants to dedicate his cooking to her? What does it mean to dedicate his cooking to a girl? Is it simply the desire to hear her say the food is delicious? Cuz I don't get how Soma will see Erina as the girl he wants to give all the food he makes to if it's simply to make her say the food is delicious. P.S I ship ErinaxSoma too but I just don't get what Joichiro meant.

Considering what we saw of Jouichirou’s backstory, I’d say he, himself met a girl who brought the joy of cooking back to him again. So, he found someone who enjoyed and appreciated his food, and inspired/motivated him to keep cooking to make HER happy. 

Now, with Souma, it’s different, because he’s not like Jouichirou. He was an underdog right from the start. So, his journey is all about proving himself. He revels in being underestimated and proving people wrong. That’s why Erina ultimately being “the girl he wants to cook for” makes so much sense in his case. Because their first meeting paved that route for him. Erina IS the challenge, and Souma LOVES a challenge. 

Souma wants Erina to acknowledge him, and he has already listed this as one of his goals TWICE now. She’s the God’s tongue, and she insulted his pride and his food. He won’t rest until he gets her to say his food is good, and to do that, he has to improve as a chef until his cooking is so good, that Erina wont be able to resist being honest. Which probably means Souma (and the readers) wont get Erina admitting anything to him until near the very end of the series, where she will gladly praise him. So, he has already entered the route of “cooking for Erina.” 

Also, Erina being the best match for Souma makes sense in a very basic way, too. Souma is a chef and Erina is a food taster. Any relationship they have would only benefit the both of them, and make them both happy, because Souma would only improve under Erina’s strict guidance/opinions, and Erina finds joy in Souma’s cooking, and especially when he’s cooking specifically for her. ^__^

So, that’s how I see the “find a girl you want to cook for” theme. Jouichiro wants Souma to find someone that will help him grow as a chef. Souma already found her, and he’s already growing because of it. But it’s just the very start of the quest. And both Souma and Erina are growing and changing together, because of how the other has affected them. They are pushing each other’s story arcs along. In fiction, to me, that’s what makes a good relationship, and the realization of how important they have become to each other is the payoff at the very end. ^__^

I’m making chocolate chip cookies.
Not to toot my own horn but they’re literally the best cookies you’ll ever eat. There’s pudding mix in them that makes them super soft, and they just taste delicious. The recipe is big too.. I’d say it makes about… 5 or 6 dozen cookies

Who’s gonna eat all of em for me? 😘