they are children too

The Party I DM is a MESS

They were trying to come up with a plan to attack a goblin fortress and their wizard wanted to see if the pots on the ramparts were oil, so he successfully stealthed away from the party, but then proceeded to be noticed by one of the guards, who he then shot with a bow and wounded. The wounded goblin screamed and now they have eleven angry goblins bearing down on them all because of the wizard. 

They’re level one. I’m gonna have to try really hard not to TPK them. XD


hi just here to let you know that these edits hurt me.

credits to owner

I don’t even have just one “son” anymore. Now it’s more like “a medium sized army of jilted, underappreciated grown ass men that I need to wrap in blankets and shield from the world.”


poor pitiful children, poor jeremy

i wanted to do a doodle of this with the other songs but one picture didn’t really serve it justice so i just did a lil comic thing instead

beep bop boop

Happy birthday space dad !
Team voltron gave him his presents on the 28th this year !

(Bonus when you won’t stop joking about your big bro being 6 yo )