they are both just so perf

Prompt #1

 This took way longer than it should have done… Anyway, this is for the two anons who both sent in similar requests!

Warning: smut, rated M

Hello,angel! I just want to give you a Malec prompt because I really like the way you write them. :) So basically Alec hears Magnus speak/sing something in Spanish and is angry and grumpy because he’s probably the only one who doesn’t understand and can’t talk this language (Izzy& Simon are like perf, Clary and Jace have the basics) . When he tells Magnus, the warlock decides to teach him, but in more intimate and erotic way, while they are in the bedroom. 

“Alec, are you okay?” Magnus asked, suddenly interrupting the previous fifteen minutes of complete silence.

They were sitting on opposite sides of the bed, the mattress between them  cold and the air between them still. Which was fine. Magnus of all people knew that everyone needed some quiet-time every now and again. He was spending this particular quiet-time reading his battered copy of Wuthering Heights for the nth time. Alec, however, did nothing except stare down at his fingers which must have been absolutely fascinating as they fiddled with the frayed hem of his baggy t-shirt.

Nonchalantly, Alec turned his head and said, “Yeah, I’m fine,” his eyes directed at Magnus but not looking directly at Magnus.

Magnus raised an eyebrow. “You sure?”

Alec nodded and shrugged. At the same time.

“What’s that supposed to mean,” Magnus deadpanned.

With an arduous sigh, Alec said, “I’m fine. Really.”

After folding down the top of the page carefully, Magnus snapped the book shut and placed it on the bed-side table, then turned back to Alec. “You haven’t exactly been talkative this evening,” he stated. “Not that you’re usually particularly talkative… Let me paraphrase that: you haven’t exactly been more talkative than the less than talkative but sometimes pretty talkative that you usually are.”

Alec snorted and, despite trying as hard as possible to keep his expression stony, a tiny smile pulled at the corner of his lips. Mission accomplished, Magnus thought, feeling very pleased with himself.

“Really. It’s nothing, Magnus,” Alec eventually said.

“Well it’s your loss,” the warlock said, still not entirely convinced.

And then the silence returned.

“Did I do something?” Magnus asked.

“No,” Alec said in the most unconvincing way possible.

“You’re a terrible liar,” Magnus informed him. “And don’t think that I don’t recognise the silent treatment when I’m given it.”

“How am I giving you the silent treatment?” Alec exclaimed, a hint of uneasy indignation in his voice. “I’m talking to you now, aren’t I?”



“You know what.”

“I actually don’t.”

The warlock rolled his eyes to the ceiling and sent a quick prayer to any deity who may be listening. “Alexander,” he sang.

“Magnus,” he sang in reply.

“Don’t make me come over there,” Magnus warned.

“I’m not-”

Too late. Magnus was already crawling towards Alec and before the Shadowhunter could react, he was straddling Alec’s legs. “Come on. Talk to Aunty Maggie.”

Alec grimaced.

Magnus huffed. “At least give me a clue as to what’s wrong.”

All he got was a slow, displeased blink.

Magnus narrowed his eyes and considered leaving the grumpy Shadowhunter to stew in his own petulance, when a thought suddenly hit him.

Magnus gasped comically, a grin spreading across his face. “I know what it is!”

Alec gave him a sheepish glare.

“Oh, don’t look at me like that Alexander.”

Alec folded his arms across his chest defensively and glared at the duvet beside him. “S'not my fault,” he grumbled.

“Not your fault… what?”

“That I can’t speak Spanish.”

Magnus’ grin dropped from his face. “What?”

Alec’s head snapped up as he realised his mistake. “I thought you said…” At Magnus’ confused expression, he then said, “Wait. Why did you think that…?”

“I thought you were angry because I shrank one of your sweaters when I tried to do the laundry manually!” Magnus exclaimed, his voice rising in pitch as he spoke.

Alec frowned. “You did the laundry manually?”

“Yeah. Whatever. But what do you mean, you can’t speak Spanish?” Magnus asked, completely ignoring that last comment. “Why are you upset because you can’t speak Spanish?”

“You don’t remember, do you.”

“Remember what?…” Magnus asked, suddenly feeling a little guilty.

Alec bowed his head as he tried to hide the embarrassed blush that tinged his cheeks and he worriedly chewed his bottom lip.

Magnus was still straddling Alec’s legs as he sat in thought. He wracked his brain for something- anything. He’d tried to run through all the events of the day in his head, remembering what he did first thing in the morning, and then at midday, and then-


Alec seemed to pick up on Magnus’ realisation, as he then said, “I know it’s not a big deal and I know you didn’t say anything bad, but Izzy and Simon understood you, and so did Clary and Jace and I–” He took in a deep breath. “I just want to know what you said.”

“You could have asked-”

“I did,” Alec said quickly. “But you… I don’t think you heard me at the time. And you had clients in the afternoon, so I didn’t want to interrupt.”

Not knowing how to respond to that, Magnus found himself yet again speechless because of Alec, who seemed so insecure and uncomfortable as he confessed what had been on his mind. This was a shadowhunter who was insecure about not being able to speak Spanish. Most shadowhunters, Magnus knew, would never find it in themselves to care about something as mundane as that. But Alec wasn’t most shadowhunters, and although Magnus already knew this, he still found himself surprised at some of the smallest things that Alec would do.

So Magnus leaned in and kissed him. The contact was slow and gentle, but deliberate. It was clear that Alec hadn’t been expecting it, but he eventually relaxed into the familiar contact and brought his warm hands up to the back of Magnus’ neck and rested them there as if the touch reassured him.

When Magnus pulled away slightly, Alec softly asked, a smile in his voice, “What was that for?”

“For being you,” Magnus answered easily.

With a light snort, Alec told Magnus, “You know, I still want to know what you said earlier.”

Magnus paused, in thought.

“It wasn’t anything bad, was it?” Alec suddenly said, worry creeping into his voice.

“No! No, of course not!” Magnus exclaimed.

“Then why…”

Magnus smirked, and then he was kissing Alec again, slow and teasing. The shadowhunter couldn’t resist at first, but when he seemed to gather his senses, he pushed against Magnus’ chest and pulled away. “Seriously, Magnus, I want to know what you said!”

“All in good time, my dear,” the warlock teased, taking Alec’s wrists and slowly moving them apart as he moved forwards and pressed his entire body against Alec’s so that he couldn’t escape. He nipped and kissed his way down the side of Alec’s neck, following the large, inky-black pattern of the deflect rune and ignoring Alec’s continued complaints as he did so.

As he reached the collar of the shirt, he released Alec’s wrists to snap away the inconvenience, causing Alec to squirm beneath Magnus as goosebumps broke out over his tattooed torso. Before Alec could push him off, the warlock snaked his magic around his wrists to keep him in place.

“Hey! That’s not fair!” Alec cried indignantly, pushing against the force holding him down but to no avail.

“Did I ever mention being fair?” Magnus drawled. “I think not.”

And then he snapped away the last of the material between them: his own dressing-gown and Alec’s boxers. Alec blushed heavily as he lay completely bare beneath Magnus, who was equally naked. Even though Magnus had seen him naked many times before, the shadowhunter’s pulse would always increase nervously as his clothes were removed.

Magnus then proceeded to make sure Alec was as unselfconscious as possible. He pressed his lips in an open-mouthed kiss to every rune and scar that painted Alec’s chest and stomach, tracing the lines with the tips of his fingers as he went. Alec had ceased straining against the magic that bound his wrists, instead yielding completely to Magnus’ power and relaxed slightly.

When Magnus reached Alec’s throbbing erection, he didn’t dive in straight away. First, he kissed and licked at Alec’s hipbones, well aware o another particular part of his body that would like the same attention.

When his lingered at Alec’s hips for a few seconds longer than necessary, Alec stirred. “Magnus,” he said, his voice throaty and deep. “Magnus, please…”

The warlock cocked an eyebrow. “Yes, Alexander my darling? What is it?”

“You know damn well what it is,” Alec growled.

“I’m afraid I do not understand,” Magnus said nonchalantly. “You’re going to have to explain it to me.”

Alec merely grunted in response, the sound a mixture of a sulky huff and a pained whine.

“Use your words, Alec dear-”

“Okay okay!” the shadowhunter nearly yelled. “Please, Magnus. Touch me, suck me- anything!”

A second later, Alec’s entire erection was engulfed by Magnus’ mouth. Alec let out a choked cry, arching his back off the bed before he could stop himself as he felt the back of Magnus’ throat. Magnus held him like that for a few moments, swallowing around Alec’s pulsing erection, and then pulled off, only to go back down again, causing the Shadowhunter’s entire body to shudder. With his free hands, he gripped the base of Alec’s cock and kneaded his heavy balls, eliciting even more moans from him.

“You do realise,” Alec said shakily as Magnus continued to bob his head, slowly and without rhythm, up and down Alec’s cock. “Th-that I still want to know what you said earlier… This isn’t going to make me forget.”

Magnus pulled off and said, “I’m not telling you what I said. I’m showing you,” before returning his attention to Alec’s straining erection.

“M-Magnus,” he stammered after a couple more minutes of the torturously slow friction. “I’m gonna… I’m going to…”

Magnus pulled off with a smirk. “So soon, darling?”

Alec flushed a darker shade of red and looked away. “Shut up,” he mumbled.

“I thought you wanted to know what I said…” Magnus said with a teasing tone.

“I thought you were in the process of showing me,” Alec shot back cleverly. “Or whatever that’s supposed to mean- By the Angel!” he exclaimed as Magnus swallowed him once more, only this time Magnus set off at a pace designed to make his boyfriend come as quickly as possible. Which he did.

Not even thirty seconds later, Alec came down Magnus’ throat with a throaty whimper which he would have smothered with his hands if his arms weren’t pinned down by Magnus’ magic.

Once Alec’s body had relaxed and stopped quivering with the after-shocks of his climax, Magnus released his softening cock and shuffled up the bed to lie beside his boyfriend. His own erection was still very much hard and throbbing, but it could wait.

“So?” he asked. “Any thoughts on what it was that I said?”

Alec’s eyes were closed and he was still catching his breath when he sleepily said, “I dunno… Something to do with blow-jobs?”

Magnus chuckled. “Nope.”

“Ugh, why won’t you just tell me?” Alec whined.


Alec pursed his lips. “Then at least let me finish you off,” he said with a glance down to Magnus’ cock.

“That does sound nice… But still nope.”

Alec sighed. “Fine then. Have it your way.”

A couple of seconds of silence.

“Magnus. Just tell me.”

“Okay then…” He pressed a deep, tongue-less kiss to Alec’s lips, and said, “I’ll tell you tomorrow.”

“What?!” the shadowhunter exclaimed. “Why tomorrow?!”

“Well,” he said, feigning deep-thought. “It depends.”

“On what?” Alec growled, narrowing his eyes.

Magnus grinned. “On whether that stamina rune of yours can get you up for a round two.”

18th Birthday/Grayson Dolan Smut

Most of these are taken from my Wattpad account! (Twtrash01)

Send me requests for the following Fandoms: Teenwolf, Vampire Diaries, Dolantwins, OUAT(Peter Pan, Robbie Kay, Supernatural, Suicide Squad, The 100. Basically I’ll write for any fandom. I’ll write non-smut as well. Be specific in what you want!

Request:  Could you write an imagine where it’s Ethan’s 18th birthday, so he has his first time with the reader who is a couple of years older than him? 😍 If you can, maybe you could make way separate imagine with a similar plot for Grayson too? Just because they’re both perf & it would be cool to see the differences … 😂 Thank you in advance, angel 🙂💘


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guys i feel like crying in a corner when i think about markhyuck. i may be a little delusive but markhyuck is so soft around each other, excluding all the (loving) teasing haechan does to mark and sometimes vice versa.

like is it just me or does anyone else notice how mark’s focus was like a second too long on haechan when they high-fived during dunk shot perf? and on today’s backstage interview at music bank, haechan is trying so hard to hold back a huge ass smile when mark spoke and after they showed their key point of their dance, both of them looked at each other and snickered and wow- markhyuck’s friendship is really the best. imagine being able to do the things you and your best friend love the most together. when will i reach that level of friendship ;_;

p.s. i may or may not do a list of favorite markhyuck moments so hmu on my inbox/message if u want me to!! (i may just do it lol i rly cant hold back my feelings ;;)

Really good smut blogs- for anon.

These are all some of my faves…. I may leave a few off because it’s like 4 am but you know….

@codeychristian and @dominantraeken they’re the same person (Dev) but one account focuses on dd/lg

@yesimaginethefun- my wifey. I love her smut they’re pretty concise and to the point (no pun intended)

@badboytheo- Oh my Gawd…. I love her so much. She’s perf and we’re both trash.

@teenwolves-ahead- I really could go on for hours

@teenwolfarelittleshits- more trash.

@geminioriginalsimagines- I will forever reblog her masterlist. Like utter perfection.

@justabloodyglader- I will binge read all day.

@oh-thecalamity- Just amazing.

@obrienhoe- Like you can tell from the name.

@fuckraeken- the name really showcases all my desires so….

And to cover all the stuff I’ve missed, these blogs reblog some really good stuff.

@reblogsmut- well duh

@lacylowe99- lots of JB

18th Birthday/Ethan Dolan Smut

Most of these are taken from my Wattpad account! (Twtrash01)

Send me requests for the following Fandoms: Teenwolf, Vampire Diaries, Dolantwins, OUAT(Peter Pan, Robbie Kay, Supernatural, Suicide Squad, The 100. Basically I’ll write for any fandom. I’ll write non-smut as well. Be specific in what you want!

Request:  Could you write an imagine where it’s Ethan’s 18th birthday, so he has his first time with the reader who is a couple of years older than him? 😍 If you can, maybe you could make way separate imagine with a similar plot for Grayson too? Just because they’re both perf & it would be cool to see the differences … 😂 Thank you in advance, angel 🙂💘


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why Aradia Dave is perf

• they both like dead things, just picture them bonding over creepy dead stuff and being impressed with each other’s collections

• obvi but they’re both time players so just imagine lots of timey-wimey bullshit shenanigans, like playing tag and time hopping to cheat like how cute is that

• they both have dealt with their own deaths- aradia dying and dave seeing himself die countless times

• aradia would totally be able to make Dave smile and break his dumb stoic resting bitch face

• Dave would introduce Aradia to earth action-adventure movies and they would have marathons of like Indiana jones and Jurassic park and shit like that

basically it’s a perfect ship and there’s no downside, you’re welcome goodbye


Part 2

so i MAY be working on a comic adaptation of one of the scenes in @taylordraws fic Heartstrings and even tho I told myself I was gonna finish both parts before posting I just………. wanted to post them really bad so here they are despite part 2 only being 40% done whoops

isstillaqueen  asked:

12, 13, 17!!!

12. ideas of a perfect date
just spending time w/ my gf is perf <3 i’m serious lmao everything we did while i visited was perfect, both when we went to those improv shows and when we just watched movies on the couch, as long as i’m w/ her i don’t mind what we do

13. life goal(s)
to be happy and make others happy
i still have the animation dream and so on but idk,, i’m at a point in life where i’d consider my life goal to look back at my life and be content w/ what i’ve done and know i’ve made a positive difference in other’s life

17. a fact about my life
i’m a travel mouse :B i’ve been so many places and tbh i’ve been taking it for granted? my dad’s never been to the us! i’ve ben there 3 times and he’s like 50 i’m 19!!!

anonymous asked:

What do you think the Miyuki and narumiya battery would have been like

Miyuki and Mei’s battery would just be unstoppable.

I do think Miyuki knows how Mei thinks and works around and vice versa. Also they have this equal respect on each other as players and they both look forward with each other’s plays. 

Even not being a battery together, those two had already showed signs that they both knew each other well. Like how Mei knows Miyuki’s not in his usual condition while batting against Yakushi. And how Mei hit Nori’s pitch which had them the game at the last Summer tournament? What if he kinda predicts Miyuki would ask for that pitch, and it’s not just pure luck and such. What if. 

And that time when Miyuki got upset/mad about Mei shaking off Itsuki’s lead that cost them a game? I think those are sort of signs that they both have this idea of how to play with each other. That with those, they’d be both unstoppable because they knew, oh they both knew how each minds would go and what is the best play they could execute. 

Imagine Miyuki enjoying Mei’s pitches because it’s perfect. It has the power and speed and the control is flawless. He’s enjoying the variety of the pitches and he enjoys making the batters looking terrified and perplexed and troubled.

Imagine Mei grinning at Miyuki’s play calls. It’d be complex yet simple because he can do it and at the same time it’s troubling to do it with the risks and such but he has faith in his catcher’s calls and he just pitches because this is Kazuya making the calls. ‘nuff said.

With Mei’s variety of perfected pitches and Miyuki’s crazy plays and such, really, they’d be unstoppable. It’s kinda overwhelming for me but i do want to see this someday or somehow.

I do hope one day t-sensei would give us a back story of such about these two. really. like if they’ve been together in a team, if they had form a battery in the past, if they’ve faced each other many other times before the actual plot right now, we need them to be honest. or i need them. haha. it’s really intriguing. it makes me excited and hopeful. ugh. 

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they were soooooo happy! always smiling, playing on stage, joking together, my heart melt. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

they were wearing black suits except taemin who had on black jeans and a white jacket.

they kept telling us how long it’s been since they’ve last performed as five in a music show in korea and how happy they are to be back.

during the first take jonghyun was too close to taemin so he touched his butt and they both smiled.

during the perf they are supposed to have a “cool” face / attitude but they couldn’t keep it and just smiled. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

when they were to monitor jonghyun and onew took off their jackets, sexy. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

i think jonghyun had trouble with his jacket because he took it off right after every take.

the fanchants were amazingly loud. shinee smiled when they heard us. we screamed really loud and it made them all smile. jonghyun did the same right after and was happy when we also screamed. playful puppy.

after the second recording they told us it was the end and we all shouted, “one more, one more”. jonghyun was drinking but saying “no” with his head because he was too tired and, then, minho told us that they couldn’t do one more because of onew. i don’t get why. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ but he was joking~. then he said it was because of jonghyun and, as well, he was joking. (source: _misnaa)

shinee finished thir “m!countdown” recording in two takes.

right before “love like oxygen” shinee has a dance intro and omfg it’s amazing. jonghyun and onew ance first, then key and minho, then taemin, and then all of them together.

at the prerecording jonghyun, taemin and key kept fooling around and were such dorks.

the shinee members congratulated key for being “m!countdown”’s new mc and key and taemin did a cute victory dance.

the fanchants were pretty good today and there was a mini ocean of shinee lightsticks~. it was beautiful~.

at the very end shinee stuck their thumbs up all together and so did the fans and we all did a wave of thumbs up! ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

jonghyun kept making cute sounds into his mic as he was practicing his high notes. (source: ham574)

imagine weiss trying to take selfies with yang bc she keeps seeing blake and ruby taking super cute couple selfies and weiss is a competitive little fuck and SHE MUST HAVE THE BEST COUPLE SELFIES

but whenever she tries to take selfies w/ yang either weiss only has the top of her ponytail in frame, or yang only has her frickin boobs in shot and not her face, or when they do get both their faces in shot it’s at weird and unflattering angles

so weiss just grabs all their textbooks and piles them together and stands on them and yang is like “um babe this seems a lil desperate” and weiss is like “sHUT UP I NEED TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE”

and it turns out to be the best selfie a+ both of them look hella cute and the lighting is perf and it’s just

picture frame worthy

but all anybody can comment on is “lol weiss you fucking stood on a box so you could be as tall as yang didn’t you”

So Zuko states he doesn’t understand what happiness means for his sister.

I wonder why.

I love how today is a testament to how great our fandom & faves are, for real. These two lovely girls, @ryanhawleysthighs & @gayrobron, sat all day outside the studios & picked up a personalised message for our group chat, sat live vlogging it to us, then posted their video & pics for the whole fandom to appreciate. Then Ryan’s an absolute dear, tries to bring Danny out. When it’s taking ages, the fandom all lines up and tries to get his attention on twitter for them, absolutely caring for LucyLou. When Ryan leaves, he checks in on the girls & when Danny realises he’s missed them two, he tweets them directly apologising & telling his fans he loves tehm. Now, my dash is full of appreciation posts for both the fandom & our faves, showing again how many glowing perf ppl there are. I mean, I’m just thinking about how much has gone in to today and it’s so overwhelming, I’m such a sap, I LOVE THIS FANDOM & OUR FAVES


Here are some of my favorite homestuck cosplays from animefest this weekend! I have hundreds more from the photo shoot, but my phone camera took a lot of blurry ones :/

Click through to read my thoughts on all these beautiful people! ALSO! If you recognize yourself or someone let me know and I’ll credit you!

traded-my-fins-for-legs is Porrim in the 6th picture!

Prettymageoflight is the Skaia Jane in the first picture!

artfulImpersonator are the Gamzee, John, and Lil’ Cal!

Your fav is problematic: Mari
  • She has the sweetest voice ever. It makes you want to pour her tea.
  • She has fabulous opinions and it’s terrible how selfish of her to hog all of the good opinions
  • She keeps you up until 1 AM talking about books that you both read which honestly is just rude
  • Her URL is rude too while we’re at it
  • She has the best fic ideas/drabble requests and she just is so inspiring it’s terrible it’s a curse.
  • She’s better than you
  • She knows more than you
  • She’s more selfless than you
  • She’s more deserving than you
  • She’s PERF what a problematic perfect person

( percyyoulittleshit )