they are a bunch of hotties

My Amontillado

Hi my name is Montressor and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Edgar Allan Poe (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Roderick Usher but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m really mad at this guy Fortunato cause he’s such a prep. He’s also really full of himself, and I’m totally gonna get revenge on him. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I keep all of my wine in a deep dark cellar in the catacombs. I love hardware stores and I buy all my bricks from there. For example today I bought a bunch of bricks and mortar and a trowel. I was walking through a party. It was the middle of carnival season at dusk, and everyone was really drunk which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Montressor!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Fortunato!

“Want to come down to my cellar and try out some Amontiallado?” I asked.

“Sure.” he said shyly.

Like, shit, what’s a girl gotta do to become a sacrificial bride to a bunch of sexy vamps!? 🖤


A bunch of quizzies!

I wanted to practice painting faces and rendering skin so I… kind of took my favorite quizzies around Tumblr as models (sorry). I actually wanted to do like 5 more but I need to work on other things çvç
I think you can see which ones I did first lol

Anyway, in order:
Galathan Lavellan belongs to @awaari
Mally Trevelyan belongs to @fuckyeahvarric
Quell Lavellan belongs to @prismavore
Varlen Lavellan belongs to @thereluctantinquisitor


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So the second I saw thickerthanectoplasm’s amazing art of Tucker and his lovely wife I wondered what their wedding was like since so many of Tucker’s friends are so…unconventional.

Just imagine Dash Baxter gets invited, figures what the hell free booze, so he rents a cheap tux and slaps Tucker on the back “Damn Foley how’d you score this major league hottie? I thought all your money went to last one! Ha!” And after only five minutes Phuong is already hissing, “Sweetie why did you invite him to our wedding he’s an absolute pig." 

"Give it a second.”

Dash will spasm for a moment, his eyes will go green, and he’ll suddenly exclaim, “AMIKO TUCK! GRATULOJN!” and put both the newlyweds into a crushing hug.

And that is the story of how Wulf attended Tucker’s wedding.

Okay but like imagine a modern AU where Bard steals from the rich neighbourhood to keep his family afloat and he hates it, but what choice does he have? Until he decides to hit up Thranduil’s house [mansion] and we have Thranduil waking up to this hotty dressed all in black, holding a bunch of his jewellery. BUT instead of Thranduil calling the police, we have Thranduil hiring Bard to steal his jewels back from the Oakenshield residents and then they fall in love because who doesn’t fall in love with their burglar?

I already had a girlfriend at the time this story happened and I’m minding my own business, sitting on a bench and reading a book.

Suddenly, a girl I don’t recognize walks up to me. “I’m so sorry I’m late!” she exclaims. She’s wearing a very revealing top and a short skirt, causing me to go ‘what the…’

“I’m sorry, but do I know you?” I ask. “Don’t be silly, of course you do! We agreed on meeting here today!” she exclaimed. I kindly explain to her that she must have be mixed up with someone else. She instantly pulls out her phone and shows me a bunch of text messages between her and ‘me’, having my name labeled as 'the hottie’.

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the signs at the gym
  • aries: does everything and doesn't even get tired at all
  • taurus: starts to do something, gets tired and decides to go eat
  • gemini: speaks more with their personal trainer than gets things done
  • cancer: does 3 exercices "i'm tired"
  • leo: grabs the heaviest weight to show off and ends up hurt
  • virgo: stays on the transport for 2 hours while reads a textbook to study for finals
  • libra: starts doing things but when's about to pass a song on their phone, receives a message and stops everything to chat
  • scorpio: takes shirt off, searches for hotties and gets distracted
  • sagittarius: does group classes to have more fun and is friends with every single person there
  • capricorn: does a bunch of exercices thinking "i will look hot"
  • aquarius: does weird exercices that no one else does and everyone stares at them but they don't care
  • pisces: sleeps after 5 minutes of pedalling

Jfc the new Agent Carter episodes were UNREAL! I mean I am a hardcore Peggysous shipper, and I’ve seen a few comments of people saying “STOP RUINING OUR SHIP!” 

But if this is ruin, then ruin some more because there’s nothing I like more than a whole load of angst mixed with some longing looks and torn affectionsBRING ON THE LOVE TRIANGLE/SQUARE/WHATEVER

Plus I’ve never been more attracted to Daniel Sousa

or Jason Wilkes

or Peggy Carter

mmmmmmmf, Fassy...

I have been distracted by some hot as hell people lately, -yep I’m looking directly at you Mr. Pace-, so I am aware that Fassy is not really around in by blog for some time now… I want to change that, so, let’s start with a random post, because I miss him! 

Lovelies, we all know that when we hear the word “suit” Fassy is one of the hotties that comes to our minds…

yep, that’s right…

and he knows, how good he looks…

He is delicious…

But you know, he is breathtaking when it comes to casual clothing as well

You definitely are Fassy :)

I believe that we are clear about the fact that he looks awesome in any way… (Let’s not start the “without any clothes” part, because there are other posts to come…)

Think this as an initiation of some Fassy posts darlings. I hope you will enjoy them! I’m tagging a bunch, let me know if you want to be on the list or off the list, either way, it is perfectly fine! Love you all, Lena.

just-call-me-mrs-captain so-easy-to-love-me villain-lover shesalittleobsessed michaelfassbenderisbeautiful dearmisterhiddles captain-krazy phedrebelle fassyanon babe-ruthless87 thatfassy beaglebitch crazytxgradstudent morriggannlostinfandoms freckletriangleofdoom lokihiddles2981 abadstarfalls hedonisticdarkside scifigurl720 bellahaus13 inglorious-burgers 

PS: gifs and photos were found from google, credits to their makers, thanks :)