they always come back in the end

anonymous asked:

So Yuuri and Yuuko always give each other both a normal gift and a gag gift for holidays, celebrations, etc. And when Yuuko's wedding comes around Yuuri's gag gift to her was a step by step tutorial of pole dancing with a slow-mo video of him pole dancing with stripper music in the back ground at the end. Yuuko lost her shit and keeps it in a precious box for years. But then she brings it to the Viktuuri wedding. Everyone is now asking for copies and Yuuri realizes he's friend with a traitor.


A bit Too Much ~ Shawn Mendes Imagine

I did not expect to see Shawn like this anytime soon. As we had only been dating for a short while I did not expect him to become so jealous over something so small. Especially in front of all our friends, it was an uncomfortable situation that I do not want to be in again.  

We were invited to a birthday house party that a mutual friend had invited us too, the same person who got me and Shawn together only a few months back.  Before we had even left the house, Shawn was already acting strange and from that I should have known that this night was going to go downhill as soon as the first drink passed his lips.

After a while the party started to begin as we had made sure to come earlier to help set up and see everyone before they began to drink and became paralytic.  I always made sure to stay after the parties end also to help clean up as I am always the blame for most of the mess anyway.  But, for some strange reason this parties seemed a lot more different than the others that me and Shawn had attended.  There were a lot more people around us that we unknown to both of us which lead to a lot more intoxicated boys coming over to me and trying their luck. Obviously, they did not know I was with Shawn so I would just laugh and send them on their merry way.  After around an hour I began to become more and more intoxicated.  The buzzing feeling and the carefree state began and looking back I probably should have stopped drinking then, but of course I decided to carry on.  I mean how would I have known that it would have happened. I made my way to the ‘dance floor’ which really was just a space that was cleared out in the living room.

“Come dance with me babe” I slurred at Shawn, who’s face scrunched up from the smell of whatever it was I was drinking that night, and this made me cover my mouth with my hand as quickly as I could.  “Sorry I know I have drank a lot but please dance with me, everyone else was”.

This was true a large amount of people was smushed into this room which would have made anyone that was anyone that was not falling over air drunk leave the room, this being what Shawn wanted to do.  He just wanted you upstairs in one of his shirts speaking a lot of bullshit and making him smile knowing you are going to regret drinking as much as you have tonight, like you do every time you go out for a drink with or without him.

But, like I said before tonight was different and you could not think of anything more boring than doing something like that, all you wanted to do was dance even if Shawn did not want to.

“Y/N, babe please can we just go to bed and dance another time?  I am pretty sure you cannot even walk let alone dance” he said with a whine.  You hated seeing Shawn like this, but you were very drunk and what would have worked on you when you were sober did not work for you now.  

“If you do not want to dance with me then ill dance by myself” you pulled your hand away from Shawn and went to dance with your friends while he reluctantly went back into the kitchen to cool off, he knew having an argument with you right now would be pointless as you would most likely end up walking away or passing out at this point he was not sure which was more likely, probably the latter.  

As you had said to Shawn you did go and dance with your friends, until your friends decided to leave so you danced by yourself drinking anything you could find which left you not feeling a thing.  Not even the unfamiliar hands that were on your side dancing with you.  Part of you knew that something was wrong when you opened your eyes and someone in front of you was standing like they had just witnessed someone getting punched in the face, which when you turned around and saw what was going down you realised your face was showing the same expression.  

The unknown boy was being dragged off Shawn just as he was going to land a punch on his jaw.  You stood there not moving a muscle knowing if you did you were likely to fall over or do something stupid because of how much alcohol that was still present in your body.  The stranger was pushed outside and Shawn was taken into the bathroom to be checked out. You decided it was best to go upstairs and wait for Shawn in the room your Y/F/N had given you two to share.  You knew someone would tell Shawn where you were or he would figure it out himself, you just did not understand why that fight had happened and you knew from the way people looked at you walk up the stairs it was down to you.

You tried getting ready for bed which was a lot harder than you thought it would be.  With god knows how much alcohol in your body still you were finding it hard to do anything. So you decided to put on a random shirt you found, and a change of underwear and get into bed.  You lay there for longer than you thought you would waiting for Shawn, but when you were just about to drop off the door opened and quickly shut.  The light blearing through the room making your already throbbing head begin again.

“What were you doing down there, hm? Trying to make me jealous or annoyed because I would not fucking dance with you is that really the lengths you are going to go over something so fucking minimal and stupid?!” His face was already starting to bruise and anger was carved on his beautiful face.  You hated seeing him like this, granted you had seen him like this before but long before you two were an item.  His hand was racking through his hair constantly.  He only ever did this when you two argued and this was not how you wanted the night to end at all.

“I… I did not mean this to happen.  I know I should not have drank as much as I did and right now I am not in the best of positions to sort this out.  I did not feel him anywhere near me, and if I did I would have stopped him you know I would have.  So please do not be upset with me.  Especially not jealous over something so small as this.  He means nothing to me trust me Shawn.  I love you, only you” I tried my hardest in the state I was to reassure him, knowing if I did not this would end up being worse than it needed to be.  

Shawn sighed and got ready for bed, you could tell that this was going to have to be a conversation for tomorrow, parts of it being a blur some others being clear as day.  But, you knew no matter what as long as Shawn was next to you that night, whatever tomorrow would bring you would face together.      

I missed you; Hansol.

Request: “Angsty but happy ending scenario with Hansol?( im so Hansol deprived)”

Genre: Angst & Fluff.

Warnings: None.

A/N: (◕‿◕✿)

“Hansol? Are you okay?” You said as you interrumpted in your boyfriend’s way. You placed your hands in his chin, cupping his face softly as you made your worriedness obvious in your facial expressions.

His eyes softened when he felt your caresses in his skin one more time. They would never fail to make him feel loved and special, and even if he tried really hard to take a break of them, he would always come back to your arms. And today was that day. He couldn’t do it any longer without you.

He wasn’t feeling like himself lately. He seem more distracted and silent. And, normally, you don’t like to put pressure on him to tell you about his feelings, but it has been like this for weeks now. And in the small conversations that you could only had with him about it he would only give you the same empty lies. “I’m just a bit tired” or “It’s nothing. No need to be worried”. Even the other members that tried to talk with him got the same answer.

“Yes, I am, Y/N.” But after that he let go a loud sigh at the same time he runned his fingers trough his hair. His eyes were closed in that moment, but when he opened them again and looked at you, his gaze was completly different. It seem more honest and his eyes were warmer. It was like if he took those seconds to make a decision. “I was going to rest a little to my room.”

“Can I go with you?” You asked with some doubts as you slowly moved the tip of your fingers to his shoulders.

“To cuddle?” He asked with the smallest smile on his face.

“To talk.”

He looked down, think about his decision one more time before acting. Then, you felt one of his hand grabbing yours, and a second later his lips were placed on top of your knuckles, leaving sweet kisses one for one.

“Sure, Y/N.”

He intertwined his fingers with yours and started walking towards his room with slow yet big steps. You could tell how he was thinking internally about the words he was going to say to you in every step he was giving, making sure that he uses the correct ones and to don’t forget any important parts of the story.

Talking about his feelings has always been something hard for him. Whenever he need confort his actions would talk instead. You would knew instantly because of how cuddly and needy he would get in a really silent and sudden way. From this past weeks the most memorable things, appart from his deadly silence and tired sighs, were his arms around your figure and the backhugs that accompanied your sleepless nights. And not only the nights were you were too worried about him to even get a five hour sleep but also those days pretending to be fully rested and happy that you faked even if you knew that he was a hundred percent aware of how false your attitude was.

And he couldn’t be more grateful for all the little efforts you always made for him. You hated to fake that smile very sigle day, and he knew that so perfectly, and the fact that he was hurting you so much was breaking his heart. He was proud of himself for finally being strong enough to talk with you.

“So many things are happening to me now, Y/N.” He started. His voice was insecure and low. He hugged you instantly, so he can avoid facing you but still feeling your comfort in someway. “So many changes are happening and I don’t feel like I’m prepared to deal with all of them now.”

You listened to his voice for hours and hours that rewarded all his silence from this last days. From time to time that cozy and unique voice of him was accompanied with sighs, that everytime were more peaceful and soft, letting you know how well this talk was making him feel. The only moment when he obligated himself to face you was when he was talking about every single thing that was making feel so homesick and worried lately, including you in his list.

“I’m so sorry for making you feel like this, Y/N.” You could feel his body getting closer to yours, and for once you felt back home. It wasn’t an empty hug or sad kisses, but an actual loving act of afection.

“I missed you, Hansol.” You finally said. Because, no, it wasn’t him this last days. It wasn’t the shy and romantic Hansol that you fell in love with, and you could confirm it when you saw that wide smile of him again after he heard your words.

He placed his forehead against yours after giving you the most passionate yet sweetest kiss ever and kept smiling widely as he started to blush.

“I missed you too.”

anonymous asked:

I've been questioning my sexuality for about a year and I feel like I'm bi or pan. I really wish I could talk about it with my family but I've tried and I always end up backing up and being completely flustered. Plus I feel like if I came out my friends ( who are girls ) wouldn't let me over.. and same thing for them coming over to my house... i think I should just keep quiet until I'm an adult then I can make my own choices...

I do believe that there is no need to tell everyone about your sexuality and if you’ve made the experience that your parents are being too confused and won’t listen than that’s it..sadly. There are ways to go on with finding out who you are and what you feel without telling everyone. Someday there will be people in your life who accept and adore you. In the end you have to decite if and who you tell, but consider that you need to be safe. All the Best to you

I'm having your baby, it's none of your business.

From the first listen, to me, ‘Kiwi’ was a love song dedicated to the music/entertainment industry.

“Kiwi” talks of a 'she’ that is bold, grunge, smart and attractive. She’s mysterious and dangerous, and everyone wants her.

She takes something you’ve had a big part in creating, claims ownership over it and tells you it’s no longer any of your business. She decides how it’s named, developed, marketed.
And no matter how mad she makes you, there’s still something about her that keeps you coming back for more, and it’s starting to make you doubt your sanity.

She’s always glamourous, always busy, always drugged up.
But at the end of the day, she’s lonely, with only a cactus for company.
The prickly cactus is the only thing that has evolved to live in her arid company. 'Cactus’ is also a slang term for hungover, tired, useless. It is also used to refer to week old stubble. You’re all clean shaven, putting on your game face to entertain the masses and give them the version of you they want, but after you’re done, you go home alone, reverting back to your real, unkempt self.

She’s still got that black dress on, because she never takes off the masquerade completely.
Now that he’s caught her fancy, she deigns him worthy enough to sit next to him, but she’s still a silhouette, two dimensional, only a dark outline. He doesn’t feel like he ever truly sees her. It’s always restricted lighting, most of her hidden out of his reach, not meant for his eyes.
The longer he spends with her, the worse does the temptation to taste that which he considers morally wrong get. (Hard candy)

She’s shamelessly all over him, using him, taking what she wants from him, so passionate in her exploitation of every part of him, it’s like he paid her for it. And he knows, one day, he’ll pay for it.

P.S. I had to write this because the first thing I read today, when I got up in the morning, was Niall’s instagram post about Robin passing away and I felt so shaken, that I needed to distract myself. Can’t even begin to imagine what that family is going through. God bless them.


Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: Slight Angst/Fluff 

Word Count: 1.7k

Summary: In which you’re absolutely insecure but Jimin doesn’t agree on how you view yourself. IDKKK 

Note: I’m just testing stuff out hehe. This is all just an experiment to see if I could become confident again in what I write lol.


It was one of those days that Jimin comes over and the two of you would watch all the latest movies and episodes of dramas that the both of you haven’t watched yet. It was hard for Jimin to come by these days since he’s an aspiring idol and he became a trainee a few months back. But he still managed to hang out with you  from time to time. 

The two of you were watching a romance type of drama that made you want to scream how obvious it was that the female lead would end up with the guy that was always with her from the start. Even if she was pining over some other guy in the current episode.

It was undeniably warm in your room even if it was pouring outside. You were lying comfortably on Jimin’s chest as he had his arms wrapped around you with his head resting comfortably on your shoulder. The laptop was placed in front of the both of you with your pillows near the side of it due to the mini pillow fight you and Jimin had over to see who get’s to choose first. Obviously, he won seeing as the two of you weren’t watching Suspicious Partner as of now.

By the end of the episode, it got you thinking a whole bunch of negative thoughts. Especially since you just watched a typical romance drama. It’s been a little over 8 months since you last had been in a relationship. And that relationship didn’t last that long either. 

“Hey, Jimin?”


“I’m not worth anyone’s time, aren’t I?”

He looked over to you with shock written all over his face on what you said. “What? I mean it’s obvious that no one wants me. I barely have a love life.” 

“Don’t say that, (Y/N)-”

“To be honest, I don’t think I would even date myself. Look at me, I’m ugly, not slim enough and I’m definitely not smart. I don’t have charisma nor do I have an appeal to guys. I’m socially awkward, have less than mediocre skills in cooking and I don’t have any talents. I’m just a plain gray not-so-unique (Y/N). Plus I laugh like a windshield wiper and I’m always never the ideal type of the guy I like.”

By the end of what you said, the room was silent and you had unwrapped yourself from his arms and brought your knees to your chest while looking at your bedroom floor with glassy eyes.

“(Y/N), you’re not any of those. You’re outstandingly beautiful, you got a perfect body even if it isn’t the ideal body type and god, if I could tell you how many damn times you’ve beaten me in a debate because of all that knowledge you have I would. If you only knew how other guys look at you and wish they get to call you theirs. You are the kindest person I have met. And who wouldn’t want a beautiful, smart, kind and caring person to be theirs?”

He certainly knew he would.

You scoffed and looked up at him with a few tears rolling down your face as you look at him with disbelief. “Would you date me?” You said those words so sarcastically since you knew he would never look at you in that way.

“Yes.” At least you thought you knew. And he didn’t have a hint of hesitation in his voice. Your eyes grew wide as you slowly took in his answer. And realization hit you, it was just to make you feel better. He wouldn’t actually want to. You would know, you fell in love with him long ago. But he never saw you in that light. So you tried to move on. And it sort of worked. Sort of.

“Thanks Jimin. But I know that you will never see me that way. If this just to make me feel better, it’s not working. “ By now, you were on the verge of breaking down. Since the feelings you thought were gone yet again resurfaced. And it’s not helping in any way.

 He scooted over to where you sat down with your hands to your face trying to stop the tears. He took your hands in his. You slowly looked up to him. And you were beyond confused as to why he was crying too. You were about to ask what was wrong and why he was crying but he spoke first.

“Please, (Y/N), stop doing this to yourself. You were always like this ever since we met back in high school. I thought in time, you would become more confident and realize that you’re already perfect. You say you’re the walking epitome of imperfections. But do you know what I see? I see absolute perfection made into 1 person. And I can’t believe I got lucky enough to even be this close to you.”

“S-Stop, Jimin. Just please. I understand that you’re my best friend and that you probably feel obligated to make me feel better. but it isn’t working-”

“Repeat what you said but instead direct it at me.”

He said those words with utmost seriousness in his eyes that you know he wasn’t joking when he said that.

“J-Jimin. I can’t-”

“Why not?”

“Because I’d feel terrible! You aren’t any of those. You’re the exact opposite.”

“Then don’t say that to yourself. That’s how I feel whenever you say those type of things. You don’t know how many times I’d come back to the dorms already missing you and feeling butterflies fluttering in my stomach over the previous activities we do. You don’t know how many times I wake up feeling giddy on the thought of just seeing you and seeing you laugh and smile because of me. You don’t know how many times I think of you praising me and feeling proud of all the accomplishments I achieved. And that thought drives me to be more determined to work harder.”

You opened your mouth to speak but he pulled you to his chest. making your head rest against his chest and his head buried in the crook of your neck. He wasn’t finished yet.

“And all these small intimate moments we have like cuddling, I sometimes think that we’re actually in a relationship and this is how it feels to call you mine. And oh god, don’t get me started on how I had to hold myself back from kissing the life out of you after getting a taste of your oh-so-addicting lips after you got dared to kiss me. And hell, if you only knew how much my pride and ego boosted when I knew that was your first kiss. Fuck, and those times where I see you with other guys and I see how they look at you. I try my hardest to try and stop myself from showing them who you belong to even if there isn’t even an us. Yet, hopefully.”

He felt him smile a little before continuing on.

“And it hurts me to see you like this. And I try everyday to remind you you’re worth so much more than what you think you’re worth.”

By the time he finished what he wanted to say, the both of you were sobbing relentlessly into each other. Part of you was really touched on what he said, another part of you was going blank. It’s still trying to process and comprehend what the hell this meant. 

A while later, the both of you calmed down.And there was just a resonating silence in the room. The atmosphere was so awkward you wanted the Earth to swallow you up. Jimin had his arms already unwrapped around you and you could feel his intense gaze on you.

“(Y/N), please say something. I know you’re probably confused right now, but your silence is killing me.” He chuckled a bit, trying to lighten the mood. But deep down, your silence did nothing but help him think that this was going to end in the worst case scenario he thought of.

“Did you mean all of that?”

“Yes! God (Y/N), you really want me to say it out loud, don’t you? I love you. And how many times do I have to tell you, you’re not any of those and you’re perfect.”

You smiled. You went nearer to him and hugged him. Jimin visibly relaxed under your touch. You went back to your neglected laptop and typed in your password. 

“Wait, what does that make us? Are we like- in a relatio-”

“Shhh. Let’s just figure all that later. For now, it’s time to watch Suspicious Partner.”

And he got quiet after that. But he had possibly the most heartwarming smile on and leaned back on your bed’s headboard. You sat in between his legs and got comfortable on his chest. You pressed the play button and waited for it to load.

“Hey (Y/N)?”


“Now that I thought about it, you do sound like a windshield wiper when you laugh.”


Your tone may sound a bit angry but you can’t help but laugh silently at that. You knew he was only teasing. Hopefully.

“Oh, and Chim?”

“Hm?” You hadn’t called him Chim in a while so he got a bit surprised on hearing you call him that again.

And soon enough, he felt a pair of lips on his cheek. But it was far too soon when you pulled away and cheekily smiled at him. His face was basically a tomato now. The spot where you gave him a small peck still tingled and he swears he could still feel the ghost of your lips on it. 

“I love you too.” 

For the rest of the episode and even in the other shows you two watched, he couldn’t focus entirely on it. His eyes kept glancing back at you if you would do it again but you were far too immersed in whatever was happening to do anything. Once he realized that, he just gave up and basked the feeling of having you close to him and finally being able to call you his, your I love you too ringing in his head over and over again. He liked this feeling. He could get used to feeling this. 

The parallel to end all parallels

Okay guys, listen up, because I’m about to fuck you up with some knowledge.

So we all know under Dabb’s reign, we’ve seen a multitude of parallels. Season 12 has been chock-full of callbacks from earlier seasons: characters, scenes, props, etc. We saw it with the colt, with Mary’s return, Bobby’s return, “[insert parent name here] went on a hunting trip, and [they] haven’t been home in a few days”. We’ve had Dean and Cas paralleled with Sam and Eileen, Dean and Cas paralleled with Cain and Colette, Dean referred to as Cas’s “human weakness” by Ishim…I mean really, at this point they’re endless. I could make hundreds of posts about the parallels, particularly in regard to Dean and Cas, but I won’t because frankly, there are better meta writers than me on the tumblrverse and they’ve already been done to death.

see @tinkdw and @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper, seriously those guys’ blogs have some seriously incredible information, metas, and I thoroughly enjoy reading literally everything they have to say.

What I want to talk about is Cas’s last scene in the finale. Here we see Cas enter the alternate universe, despite Sam and Dean already being there and having a plan for locking in Lucifer, and stabbing Lucifer, right before Cas’s death scene.

Originally posted by bridget-malfoy-stilinski-hale

So I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about this scene and how Cas’s death was completely unnecessary and avoidable. That it was used strictly for the “man pain” we hear so much about, so we can watch the boys once again mourn the death of one of their friends. I agree, to an extent. His death absolutely was avoidable, also necessary because Destiel story arc, but here I believe Dabb knew what he was doing. Remember those parallels we talked about ^^?

So why? If Cas is coming back, like we now definitively know, why take the time and effort to include this scene? Because really, it was pointless. Lucifer could’ve killed Cas straight out of the portal without Cas ever entering, and it would’ve served the same purpose, and raised no questions. Because hey, shit happens, and Cas is almost always on the negatively receiving end of it. So why, Dabb? Why shoot this particular scene that seemingly makes no sense and had everyone questioning Cas’s intentions?

Come. Take my hand. Let me show you.

Dabb literally, intentionally, oh-so-deliberately, shot this scene:

To act as a parallel for this scene:




and before you say, no wait, your hopefulness, Jess doesn’t come back, this makes for a sad ending, stop, no, what are you doing??


Dabb recreated the first scene of the show with Dean and Cas. He intentionally paralleled Sam’s canonical relationship with his girlfriend to Dean’s canonical subtextual relationship with Cas.

Further, the scene with Sam and Jess marked the beginning of the series, the beginning of Sam rejoining his brother in the family business, but also the unfortunate end of his relationship with the woman he loved. If you look at this reversed (much in the same way Cain said to Dean about how he was living his life in reverse), that would mean that this could possibly be hinting at the end of the show, but also the beginning of Dean’s relationship with the man angel he loves.

I mean, I’m not saying that Destiel is endgame…but fuck. Destiel is endgame.

Originally posted by imthehuman

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: How did Diana "godkiller, princess of Themyscira, wonder woman" Prince end up being the antiquities curator at the L'Ouvre? How long has she worked there? Does she like her job? Is she fitting in well? Does she have friends? Does she go on adventures and then come back with new and exciting art? Does she have a trusty sidekick or assistant? Is her apartment nice and cozy? Has she always lived in France since the war or is it just a temporary thing? I need answers.
You Look Like You Need a Drink (M)

Originally posted by hidden--demons

Summary: After a bad week with the worst luck imaginable, you happen upon a local dive bar run by an attractive young bartender who livens up your evening.

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 7,221

Warning: Bartender!Yoongi, tattooed!Yoongi, sexual harassment, sexual themes, power play, manners kink, alcohol use, profanity

A/N: I wrote this last year for my dear friend’s birthday and swore this fic would never see the light of day. I have since “remastered” it, so to speak, so I’m sharing it here. SURPRISE!

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Okay but all the Batkids get kidnapped at least once as a civilian

The first time it happens was with Dick and Bruce was freaking the fuck out. He had the ransom money all ready to go and he was ready to bust in as Batman when Dick showed back up at the manor with a bloody nose from when he fell to the ground because he was tied up to a chair and Bruce just scoops him up in a hug and doesn’t let him go for approximately eight hours

Barbara was next. She was both the daughter of Jim Gordon and close to Bruce Wayne, so ofc she gets kidnapped for a stupidly high ransom from Bruce and stupid demands from the police department. Bruce and Jim weren’t even able to call them back after the demands were made before Barbara came waltzing into the station with exactly one scrape on her knee

Bruce is panicky with Jason, but they don’t even get him to the hideout. He gets dragged into the truck while he was out with Bruce, and the five minutes it takes for Bruce to call the police and for them to get there Jason has beat up his kidnappers and is driving the truck back. He asks Bruce if he can keep it and Bruce is too surprised to say no and he just sorta nods while hugging him

Tim actually waits for the police to show up, and when they get there he’s sitting on a ridiculously plush couch with a glass of chocolate milk and a laptop and playing minesweeper while his kidnappers cower in the corner, and Jim just sighs before calling Bruce

Steph thinks the entire thing is hilarious and she just goes along with everything they say for shits and giggles. When they call Bruce (whose gotta do that concerned parent thing “is my baby okay?”) and they give her the phone she just “Bruce they took me to a warehouse . A fucking warehouse how cliche can you get–” and at this point she’s fighting them off while talking to Bruce “I’ll be home in 20. Love you”

They drop Cass off. The literary bring her back as Bruce is calling Jim and when she walks through the door she just sits at the kitchen table, looks and Bruce and all she ever says about the kidnapping is “they were a bunch of cowards”

Bruce is super panicky with Damian and when he finally gets the ransom call he demands to speak to Damian and “don’t you dare kill them” “but father” “Damian, no” “can I at least beat them up” “nO” “BUT FATHER” “YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL JIM AND I GET THERE” and when they show up Damian is pouting in the chair that he’s tied to

Batman came to get Duke because it happened while Batman was on patrol, and when he gets there Duke is already halfway out of the complex and “I didn’t think you would come” “what” “you were patrolling and–” and then Bruce hugs him and they have a very serious conversation that Bruce will always come for Duke and it may end in them crying it may not


Carrie got like, halfway kidnapped. They were dragging her to the white get away van™ when she kicked all there asses and walked back over to Bruce “what” “are you–” “I’m fine” “are you sure–” “yes oh my god let’s just go get coffee”


Bruce is actually pretty worried and panicked when Terry gets kidnapped. Like, this kid is a pice of shit and he says all the wrong things at the wrong times and that’s exactly what he’s doing now and he just doesn’t seem to notice until he’s like, in serious shit? But he gets out of it anyway because he’s the goddamn Batman and when Terry shows up all banged up and dragging his kidnapper behind him Bruce just sighs and “I’m too old for this shit”

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time


1. His Throne (m/a/f)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Kim Seokjin on his throne.

2. When I Wake (a/f) ft. Tae & Namjoon

Coming soon

You wake up from a coma and immediately find yourself in a strange love triangle.

3. Everything In Between (a/f)

Coming soon

Goes through all the trials and tribulations of your relationship with Jin. All the “I love you”s and “I hate you”s. How it stated and how it ended. Everything in between.

1. His Throne (m/a/f)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Min Yoongi on his throne.

2. Wings (a) ft. Jimin

Coming soon

Yoongi and Jimin both have a mission, and only one of them can succeed.

3. 8:13 (a) [Yoonmin]

Coming soon

Jimin is a doctor, and Yoongi is his patient.

4. There for You (a) [Yoonmin]

continuation of 8:13 / coming soon

Yoongi will always be there for Jimin.

5. With Time (a)

Coming soon

You and Yoongi are soulmates, for now.

6. Love is Not Over (a/f)

Coming soon

Yoongi regrets cheating on you and wants you back.

1. His Throne (m/a/f)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Jung Hoseok on his throne.

2. Teach Me (m)

Coming soon

Hoseok was supposed to teach you how to dance, but he ends up teaching you a whole lot more.

1. His Throne (m/a/f)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Kim Namjoon on his throne.

2. When I Wake (a/f) ft. Jin & Tae

Coming soon

You wake up from a coma and immediately find yourself in a strange love triangle.

1. His Throne (m/a/f)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Park Jimin on his throne.

2. Wings (a) ft. Yoongi

Coming soon

Yoongi and Jimin both have a mission, and only one of them can succeed.

3. 8:13 (a) [Yoonmin]

Coming soon

Jimin is a doctor, and Yoongi is his patient.

4. There for You (a) [Yoonmin]

continuation of 8:13 / coming soon

Yoongi will always be there for Jimin.

1. His Throne (m/a/f)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Kim Taehyung on his throne.

2. When I Wake (a/f) ft. Jin & Namjoon

Coming soon

You wake up from a coma and immediately find yourself in a strange love triangle.

1. His Throne (m/a/f)

 Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Jeon Jungkook on his throne.

2. In Bloom (a)

Coming soon

Jungkook loves you so much to the point it might just kill him.

101 Writing Prompts

1. “I didn’t know you two were related.” “We didn’t either.”

2. “I’m not saying I’m gay, but I would be if they were asking.”

3. “I’ve tried my hardest to fall for you, but it’ll always be them.”

4. “I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me before.”

5. “I didn’t even want to come to this party. You lied to me about the pinata.”

6. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. I’m in.”

7. “I have to go in there with you? I didn’t sign up to play 7 minutes in hell .”

8. “That’s not how you pronounce my name and I’m not even sure you tried.”

9. “Are you new here?” “We’ve been in the same math class for six years.”

10. “You really shouldn’t touch that… I told you.”

11. “I recognise you. Do you have a dog.”

12. “ You’ve never seen Harry Potter?

13. “Can’t we just lay here for a minute?”

14. “We have to stop running into each other like this.”

15. “Is it weird if I say that your dad’s really hot?”

16. “I know it’s 2am but can we meet up?”

17. “I don’t know how we ended up sleeping together but I know I’m mad about it.”

18. “Whatever you do, just don’t tell anybody!”

19. “I don’t come here often, it brings back unwanted memories.”

20. “They told me I’d forget about you; that I’d move on but it’s been three years and here I am.”

21. “I’ve waited so long for this moment, but now it’s here I don’t know how to feel.”

22. “You can’t just say that and then disappear!”

23. “I always hear my neighbour playing this beautiful music, but I’ve never actually met them.”

24. “Would it be alright if I pet your dog?”

25. “I’m so sorry to bother you this late but an owl got in my house and I have no idea how to get it out.”

26. “We can’t call the police! They’ll never believe us!”

27. “Why are you buying plane tickets? Are you leaving?”

28. “I swear I’ve seen them before in a dream.”

29. “I don’t want to be your partner either but we have to get this assignment done.”

30. “I never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”

31. “It’s your fault, and I don’t think this is something you can fix.”

32. “This isn’t easy for me either.”

33. “I would never do this to you if I didn’t have to. You know that, right?”

34. “Can you at least promise me that?” “I don’t think I can, not this time.”

35. “I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like that.”

36. “On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard to you want me to hit you?”

37. “I’d be scared if I were you.”

38. “You can’t go in there alone .”

39. “This seems like a lot of effort to go to for a mediocre joke.”

40. “Delete that picture right now or Mr.Snuggles gets it!”

41. “You didn’t go through my photos did you?!”

42. “Uhhh, I went through your photos and I have some questions.”

43. “I swear to god, if you tag me in one more bad meme I’ll make you regret it.”

44. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more.”

45. “You have individual ringtones for everyone? What’s mine?”

46. “ Why wouldn’t you lock the door?

47. “Did you know kissing burns calories?” “I’m happy with my weight, thanks.”

48. “Your bad pickup lines aren’t cute, they’re just bad.”

49. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again.”

50. “I don’t think you’re ever too old for trick-or-treating.”

51. “We’re dressing up for Halloween this year and that’s final.”

52. “I forgot what we were fighting about in the first place.” “I didn’t.”

53. “Fuck you.” “Not with that attitude.”

54. “90% of people admit to having at least a slight bondage kink, and 10% are lying about it.”

55. “I don’t understand why you won’t just use a map on your phone.”

56. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window.”

57. “The truth is, my friends dared me to ask you out, but I’m really glad they did.”

58. “You know, I was joking in that birthday card when I said I’d help you hide a body.”

59. “Can we please turn off this song.” “But it’s a masterpiece .”

60. “I’ve known you for two years and I think I’ve been saying your name wrong the whole time.”

61. “Wow, you really are blind!” “Thanks for the update, can I have my glasses back now?”

62. “It might be petty but you borrowed my pencil three weeks ago and I’m gonna need it back.”

63. “I think they have a crush on you, which sucks because I’m kinda into them.”

64. “Just go and talk to them, they dont bite!” “What if biting turns me on? If they dont do it then what’s the point?”

65. “You can’t say that in front of children!”

67. “Seven years old is practically an adult.”

68. “Dude I ordered this on eBay and you have to see what they sent me.”

69. “I didn’t realise it meant so much to you.”

70. “I wish I was sorry, but I don’t regret any of it.”

71. “My friend thinks you’re cute, personally I don’t get it but this isn’t about me right now.”

72. “Not everything is about you!” “Untrue.”

73. “You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

74. “This is why I hate family dinners! It always gets awkward.”

75. “This can only end two ways and neither of them are pretty.”

76. “Not everything can be butterflies and rainbows! Things get hard sometimes, that’s just how it is!”

77. “My mom told me I shouldn’t talk to strangers, and you’re definitely strange.”

78. “I can’t believe you fell asleep when I was showing you my favourite movie of all time.”

79. “You shouldn’t be out here alone, it’s dangerous.”

80. “I could lie here with you forever. I wish I didnt have to leave.”

81. “Everything’s changing and I hate it! I liked the way things were.”

82. “You look so incredible, if that didn’t look so good on you I’d probably tear it off.”

83. “Do you think they noticed that we left?”

84. “The funny thing is, you could have fixed this and you didn’t even try.”

85. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I’m only asking because it hurt when I did and I thought I might have done it wrong.”

86. “That was super cheesy and I’m lactose intolerant.”

87. “You didn’t tell me you were gay!” “You didn’t tell me you weren’t.”

88. “Your friend told me you had a crush on me, I just wanted to let you know your friend is a snake.”

89. “Are you staring at me or are you staring past me?”

90. “If you we’re a guy/girl would you go out with me?” “I am a guy/girl.”

91. “Sounds stupid. When are we doing it?”

92. “Can we tell my parents that I’m at your house, just incase they get suspicious?”

93. “This is the part in the movie where we kiss or one of us dies. My fingers are crossed for option one.” “Speak for yourself.”

94. “I’m offended that you don’t have more faith in me but, honestly, it’s understandable given past experience.”

95. “Its just a blind date! What’s the worst that could happen?” “I could literally die.”

96. “I would light myself on fire to keep you warm and you wouldn’t even hand me a coat if I were freezing.”

97. “I trusted you, and so I guess I should have seen this coming.”

98. “I had a really weird sex dream about you and I’m not sure how I feel about it, honestly.”

99. “Okay, but this is the last time I bail you out!”

100. “All I know is that if you don’t tell me to stop I’m going to kiss you.”

101. “I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.”

loki-horsediddler  asked:

So, I'm sitting here trying to do some crafts and my dog keeps coming up and distracting me and wanting to play ball or cuddle.. So, imagine here with me (since it keeps playing in my head).. Stiles trying to make something or just busy working and Derek in full wolf shift just trying to get his attention because "Come on Stiles! You've been working all morning! Look how cute I am and you could totally be paying me attention instead of all that stuff." and then Derek just falling on his stuff.

Originally posted by patchismyhusband

This is a wholesome and amusing image and I shall cherish it always. 

I love this even more with the thought Derek is just….so fucking bad at telling Stiles he wants attention….and he knows Stiles can’t resist him when he’s on his back, begging for belly rubs (”if you tell anyone I like this….” “yeah yeah, throat, teeth, I know the drill”) but at the end of the day Derek is just Derek and if sitting on Stiles’ paperwork is how he’s got to play it, he’s going to sit on that paperwork. He’s still every bit of the asshole Stiles fell in love with, after all. It wouldn’t do not to play dirty. 


Rap Monster: He had been gone all day, working at the studio and came home to you asleep on the couch with your headphones in. He picked up your phone to see that you were playing the Wings album on repeat, having his song in particular playing over and over. He smiled and moved your hair out of your face and placed a small kiss on your lips. He remembered you telling him at one point that you listen to his music when you felt sad or alone which made him a bit upset but he understood. 

“I’m here now darling. No need to feel alone.” 

Suga: You had gone down to the studio to spend some time with Suga since you knew he wasn’t going to be home very much for the next little while. You laid down on the couch they had in the studio and closed your eyes and fell asleep listening to Suga practice some of his new lines. Namjoon nudged Suga and pointed over in your direction. Suga smiled and went over and placed a sweatshirt over your body. He leaned down and kissed your forehead and walked back over to Namjoon. 

“She falls asleep to my voice almost every night. I kind of expected this to happen.” 

Jin: You and Jin were enjoying your time together, just watching a movie while laying in bed when you looked up and admired his face. He smiled and looked back down at you. “What?” he would asked only to have you shake your head. You looked back to the tv then back at him again. “Y/n what?” You shook your head again this time Jin lifted your chin so you were looking at him once more. “What is it y/n? I know you want to ask me something.” You let out a deep sigh and finally replied, “Can you sing me to sleep? Please?” His smile would grow and he would lean down and kiss your nose. 

“Always, my love.” 

J-Hope: Jhope was out with his friends, just enjoying his time out with his guy friends when you decided to check up on him. “I’ll be back pretty late, what’s up?” He would text back. You didn’t want to tell him you couldn’t sleep but you did anyways. “I can’t sleep..” “Do I need to come home?” You didn’t want to say yes but in the end, you just wanted to fall asleep to his voice. “Too late I’m coming home.” He came home about twenty minutes later, crawling into bed behind you and wrapping you in his arms. “Sing to me?” You asked. 

“You’re so cute. Of course.” 

Taehyung: You had recently watched an old movie with Taehyung, causing him to fall in love with the music in the movie. He had taken the time to download and listen to the whole album of the movie, singing it almost all the time. He was in the kitchen, doing the dishes when you heard him seeing “Fly Me To The Moon” by Frank Sinatra. “Tae?” You would call out. He would stop singing, lifting his head up from the dishes. “Hmm?” “Nothing. I just really like that song.” He smiled and and began singing it again until he noticed that you had fallen asleep. You usually fall asleep with headphones in so when he went over to help you to your bed, he noticed your sleep playlist was filled with songs he sang and even his own songs. 

“My girl, falling asleep to my voice. That’s so CUTE!” 

Jimin: Jimin had spent the week at home with you while he was on his break. Every night, he would sing you to sleep, letting you lay in his arms has you two cuddled together. The time had come for him to leave again so he could go back on tour. You two hadn’t said anything but you knew both knew it was going to be hard. Jimin had disappeared for a couple of hour the night before he had to leave. When he come home, he knocked on the door to have you open it to him holding a huge teddy bear and a small basket. He sat down the bear and handed you a CD with the words ‘sing me to sleep’ on it. 

“I got you this bear that I sprayed with my cologne and this CD is something I made so that you can fall asleep to my voice every night. Kind of like I never left and before you know it, I’ll be home.” 

Jungkook: Jungkook kind of knew that you liked to fall asleep to him singing over even talking. He started to catch on when you’d cuddle up to him when he was talking on the phone with someone or practicing his vocals. Finally, he had just come out and told you that he knew you did it. Your face would go bright red but continued to pull out your phone to show him your playlist of his covers that he did throughout the year. “I really can’t sleep without hearing your voice.” He would pull you into his arms and kiss the top of your head. 

“Honestly, I just fell ten times more in love with you and your cute face.”