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hahaha too true. so scream it like a banshee after you punch him, hop off his dick and walk out. then never talk about it ever again.

Hahahaha I’ll just put on clothes, say “You deserved that you fucktard. Now stay in bed. I’m going to the bathroom, we’re never talking about that again, and you’re cuddling me." 

He’d totally accept it too.