Fond of trenchcoats? Or rather, those who wear them (or used to wear them)? Come join our army. Besides the bonds of friendship forged in flame, this network also offers a number of perks. Just a heads up, we’ll take fic and art requests and collab on stuff as well.


  • Make sure you’re following Eva, Ryann, and Maisie.
  • Reblog this post
  • We’re multifandom (including bands), but would prefer if you have at least one of the Big Three (SuperWhoLock) on your blog
  • Have your ask open, that’s where we’ll notify you if you’ve made it.
  • Make sure that you track the tag #thetrenchcoatarmy for regular updates and announcements


  • Pretty and organized theme
  • Spectacular posts
  • A friendly blogger
  • An awesome url
  • ALSO: bloggers who make edits or write fic will be given a small boost because yay for talent and also because we (as a group) will take fic and art requests


  • Friends! The number one reason to join.
  • Followers! (The number two reason)
  • A link in the network page when you’re accepted.
  • Follows from all network members & admin.
  • Promos from admins upon admission
  • Love and Gratitude


  • Do you really want to be a member? Make a post on your blog about why you want to be part of the army and what you can offer! Be sure to tag #thetrenchcoatarmy.
  • We’ll add around five members per each fifty notes after the initial
  • All members must link to the network on their homepage

Yay accent challenge! I was going to do the shorter one, but apparently I like to hear myself talk. I found the longer one, and went crazy. This is like…the fifth take? Lol. The first few had little problems, like a cat walking across the computer. 

Accent challenge:

Your name and username. 

Where you’re from. 

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Calgary, Drawing, Tomato, Often, Dog, February, Syrup, Leisure, About, Sorry, House, Process, Status, Organization, Milk, Orange, Talk, Mobile, Idea, Dynasty, Renaissance, Patronize, Breakfast, Drawer, Horror, Herbs.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

What do you say to address a group of people? 

Be a wizard or a vampire? 

Is it cold where you are?

What is your favorite color? 

What color are your eyes? 

Do you have freckles?

When is your birthday?

What was the last thing you drank? 

Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

What do you call gym shoes? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

Do you think you have an accent? 

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. 

Just in case anyone is curious, I’ve not disappeared!

My cats chewed on my iPad cord, and now it won’t charge, and I won’t have enough money to replace it for a while (yay money problems). (More like yay first world problems, right?)

So, my blogging is going to be limited, because tumblr is waaaay slow on my computer, and I hate blogging on my phone.

Regardless, I’ll be back soon :D