Monday, in Emoji

Sadface emoji, crying emoji, sadface emoji, crying emoji.

Boredom emoji, boredom emoji, boredom emoji, unemployment emoji, unemployment emoji, unemployment emoji.

Poop emoji, daydrinking emoji, daydrinking emoji, indica sativa hybrid emoji, vaporizer emoji, disconap emoji, disconap emoji, disconap emoji.

Reheated hotdogs emoji, reheated hotdogs emoji, reheated hotdogs emoji, sriracha emoji.

Vaporizer emoji, star trek the next generation on netflix instant play emoji, second nap of the day emoji.

Confusion at waking up to find that the sun has set emoji, finally giving up on reading that three days overdue library book emoji, not returning mom’s phone call emoji.

Poop emoji, shower because you’re out of toilet paper emoji, shower beer emoji, shower beer emoji, jerking off fantasizing about your innate ability to steal back high school girlfriends from their extremely successful adult husbands in the shower emoji, toweling off emoji, staring at your flaccid penis with great existential angst emoji.

Sadface emoji, sadface emoji, sadface emoji.

Realizing you’ve missed an email from a potential employer that you’re now too apprehensive and half-stoned to properly respond to emoji.

Vaporizer emoji, finishing all of the frozen hotdogs emoji, going to bed at two AM after four hours of binge-watching Alaskan wilderness reality shows and getting extremely apprehensive about your dreams of a future you fear you’ll never truly have with every passing day emoji.

Sadface emoji, sadface emoji.

Hotdog breath snores emoji, sleeping emoji, sleeping emoji.

join me, on my disgustingly inane new year’s resolution! to document (and maybe sometimes review, and other times denounce, or deconstruct, or really give no sort of valuable input whatsoever) all, or at the very least, most of what I read, watch, and listen to this year. this is one part my increasing efforts to write more of my thoughts and feelings as I have them in order to bolster the “voice” (barf) I bring to my writing, one part unabashed narcissism, and one third an attempt to create a public document of all the crap I stuff into my brain that I ought to be utterly ashamed of. 



I’m from Florida. I still keep up with people I know via Florida via Facebook. some days I wonder why. 

- I don’t know why anyone would want to be at either? 
- is this a joke? I can’t tell. 
- there is a great chance that this is just coincidental pollution. 
- coming from Florida, this declaration terrifies me. are we all dead yet, or was it just another case of a common household product being inhaled improperly?