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It’s easy to find words that distinguish between other voiced/voiceless pairs in English - bus and buzz, fine and vine - but the two sounds represented by the “th” sequence in English are rarer and harder to learn, especially since English uses the same spelling for both of them.
A lot of people give up and just use near-minimal pairs like “think” and “this”, or “theta” and “they”, but there are actually a few true minimal pairs that you can use:
thigh - thy ether - either thistle - this’ll
It’s worth noting that function words in English, like pronouns, prepositions, and determiners, tend to have ð, while content words, especially nouns, tend to have θ.
Theta θ and eth ð are also found in the following noun/verb minimal pairs, at least for many dialects:
wreath - wreathe
(I put a wreath on the door / I wreathe the door)
teeth - teethe
(my teeth / the baby is teething)
loath - loathe
(I’m loath to do it / I loathe doing it)
sheath - sheathe
(in a sheath / to sheathe one’s sword)
sooth - soothe
(for sooth! / to soothe someone)
Here the vowels differ, but the theta θ to eth ð, noun to verb relationship is preserved:
cloth - clothe
(wear cloth / clothe oneself)
bath - bathe
(take a bath / bathe the baby)
breath - breathe
(take a breath / breathe deeply)
Make sure to try them at full volume, not whispering, because whispering involves turning off your vocal cords (which is why you can whisper when they’re inflamed with laryngitis).
Humans are terrifying: Resistance to Damage and Small Arms
What if aliens’ weapons are nowhere near lethal to us, just painful? Like, either they use energy weapons that at worst cause slight burns or perhaps growths under prolonged exposure, or their kinetic-kill weapons are comparable to BB/air guns, paintballs, or airsoft pellets? And despite their likely larger frame, they lack the muscle density we have, so either they can’t swing/stab their melee weapons hard enough to damage us, or their weapons are made out of such inferior material that they just shatter or fold, or bounce off our skin altogether? What if they have to use ship-grade or anti-vehicular weapons against us?
What if we’re the Space Badgers?
Commander’s Log, 2e.455.6789
They just. Keep. Coming.
My unit has been entrenched in the Ghûrzáan Mountains on [Ophii Beta 1-6b-Theta], the third moon in orbit around the massive gas giant, for [three days]. We started with 10,000 of the finest the Grand Army had to offer. In the [two weeks] since the humans arrived, that number has been pruned and has dwindled to a meager 2,300. They landed with 6,000, and have only lost 153. They essentially have the moon already, but we are holding out the best we can. Gods above, we hope rescue arrives soon.
They are so much smaller than us! How? How is it possible that they have this level of durability? One ‘Praivet’ as they called the warrior, but a lowly grunt(!!!), stood against MY ENTIRE THIRD ARMORED DIVISION, taking about 70 souls and 13 of my finest heavy assault vehicles with it to the After. A gods-blessed TANK ROUND traveling at [320 meters/second] only killed the human because it struck it in the head and severed its central nervous ganglion, through sheer force alone. Upon examination, and despite hairline fractures and heavy bruising, the human’s bones and flesh were INTACT. Our normal small-arms fire bounce off of their skin and our energy weapons hardly singe their clothes. Our melee weapons can’t even penetrate their suits, much less their flesh.
Their weapons and armor are absolute madness. Iron-base armors, with heavy metal weaves and supplication, and carbon-nanotube weave in a graphene substrate. Their bullet-proof garments are made out of simple CLOTH. They use titanium… for LIGHT plating. Their rifles weigh three times the weight of our light anti-tank weaponry, and fire with about 130 times the force. Their bullets, accelerated to about a thousandth of the speed of light, almost compare with the delivered force of our anti-tank missiles.
They are made out of carbon-, nitrogen-, and hydrogen-based sugars and proteins. Their blood has iron in it. They breathe OXYGEN. Their bones are strengthened with calcium. THEY ARE PREDATORY AND CONTAIN LETHAL MICRO-ORGANSIMS INSIDE THEIR ORGANS AND ON THEIR SKIN.
They can move almost effortlessly in our preferred environment. They can punch with enough force to rupture your insides. They can tear your limb off and use it as a club. They routinely stand off one to tens with our own forces.
We need rescue. Before there is no one left to rescue.
Dear gods, they found us. If anyone from the Illustrious Empire of the Vhârashjeenzi discover these records, this is my one and final warning: Do not engage humanity, as I did. They cannot be stopped. They will prove to be our ruin.
A cute little bonding moment between Delta and Theta commissioned by @mrkarkatvantass This was a lot of fun because it forced me to actually focus on the armor and helmets!! I love these cuties so much! Thank you so much for commissioning me!! <3333
Alpha: What the
hell is wrong with you? Alpha has been through enough—being tortured by the
Director, all the shit he went through
with the Blues, which includes but is not limited to time travel and dying a
fuckton of times. Let him rest. Do not fight
Beta: Holy shit
man I mean if you think you can survive. Did you see what she did to the Reds??
And literally anyone and everyone who has crossed her??? Girl’s a fuckin badass
who could fuck you up if you even tried it. Do not fight Beta.
Delta: Look I
know we all love Delta but c’mon. You know you wanna. Go for it. Punch the
nerd. Steal his lunch money. Fight
has been through enough my pal. He’s tired and upset and lonely and holy shit
leave him alone??? Let him rest?? Do not
Eta: Why would
you. Want to fight Eta. Eta is Alpha’s joy. Why would you do this. Do not fight Eta.
Iota: Why??? Iota
is Alpha’s fear why would you???? Do this????? Do not fight Iota.
like, go for it. I mean, he assisted in torturing Alpha. His
knock-knock jokes are awful. Still; go easy on him. He lost Wyoming. Fight Gamma.
FUCKER. PUNCH HIM. PUNCH HIM GOOD. FUCK HIS SHIT UP. WRECK HIM. PUNCH HIM FOR
MAINE. PUNCH HIM FOR ALL OF THE FREELANCERS. FUCK. HIM. UP. FIGHT SIGMA.
Theta: Okay first
of all why would you want to fight this cinnamon roll. Look deep into yourself
to see if you can find the answer. You can’t, can you? That’s right bc Theta is a sweet child. Even after he killed a bunch of
people in a murderdome he looked to North for approval okay leave the purple
child alone. Do not fight Theta.
Omega: Oh yea man.
Fight this guy. He’s dramatic and kinda scary but he’s actually a huge nerd.
Punch him. Fight Omega.
A disembodied mourning sound, resembling both an old man weeping and the crying of a helpless infant. Often heard on empty streets late at night. It’s true body is an hour glass where the sand moves upward and downward at the same time. The weeping lures in unwitting victims, whose souls become new grains of sand. It has also been known to take on the form of a young school girl.
The Second Doctor
A player piano made entirely out of organic materials. The only song it can play is ‘Pop Goes The Weasel.’ People feel compelled to break into song and dance when in its vicinity, and it brings a sickeningly saccharine aura to whatever space it’s placed in. People entranced by it’s song have been known to drop from exhaustion, only to wake up with no memory of their actions.
The Third Doctor
An eccentric spirit haunting a military base. It abhors war and tries to improve the lives of the soldiers who live at the base in little ways. It’s primary physical form is that of a large, fluffy sheepdog, but on occasion it appears as a frightening painting based the poem Jabberwocky by Lewis Carol. It enjoys car rides and sometimes accompanies soldiers in their vehicles.
The Fourth Doctor
A strip of soft fabric wrapping around an entire solar system. At either end of the fabric is a giant mouth with the teeth of a Thresher shark. The planets in the solar system are part of its body. It sometimes eats spaceships that pass within its vicinity, but others are strangely spared. It’s true eyes are those of a giant squid, hidden somewhere on Earth; when it blinks, empires will fall.
The Fifth Doctor
A beautiful patch of shimmering, iridescent grass that grew on the edge of a cricket field after a UFO sighting. It’s alluring to the eye but when investigated reveals itself to be infinitely deep. Some who tread upon it emerge with non-venomous snake bites, while others never return at all. The number of reported missing children has gone up since it was first discovered.
The Sixth Doctor
A sentient dictionary of made-up words in various unknown languages, its exact content changing slightly every time it is opened. It’s cover is an alien material of an incomprehensible color. It can have a sarcastic and bitter personality toward those who interact with it, but is in fact benevolent. No matter its current content, it always contains the definition for its favorite word.
The Seventh Doctor
A well-loved, but old and rotten teddy bear that has been soaked through with rain water many times. It was once the sole companion of a young girl with anger problems. Its stuffing contains the spirit of a scorned elder god who was cast out by his peers and now seeks to return to his rightful place. Contact with the toy has been known to bring about abrupt endi
The Eighth Doctor
An abandoned and desecrated greenhouse that was once a beautiful nursery, but is now covered in graffiti. On closer inspection, all of the graffiti is the quotation “He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you“ by Friedrich Nietzsche, repeated in various styles.
The War Doctor
A planet that once fell into a crack between timelines. The way the planet is seen changes depending on the perception of those who visit it. The non-religious will see a utopian paradise world inhabited by anthropomorphic tigers. The religious will instead visit a world inhabited by dragons who are on the brink of a nuclear war. The agnostic will find a barren landscape.
The Ninth Doctor
A being that stalks the streets of major cities at night looking for those in need of spiritual rebirth. It is invisible, but can sometimes be detected as the shadow of a cat cast on an alley wall. When it finds a subject, it will give them dreams of complex constellations in the night sky. These constellations symbolize the path the dreamer must take. Unfortunately, it is easy to forget its dreams.
The Tenth Doctor
An entity in the vague shape of a human, whose body is unnaturally sharp. Those who reach out to touch it will be eviscerated. It once sought genuine love and affection, but the destructive nature of its being drove it mad. Desperate for closeness, it now seeks victims to control and dominate. It believes itself to be the last of its race, and mourns for them each day.
The Eleventh Doctor
A pocket watch which appears to be broken, but always displays the correct time when viewed. When shook, rattling parts can be heard inside of it. It is connected to a larger body somewhere else, which supplies an infinite power source. Those who carry it around often enough can channel this energy, and may find themselves feeling spry and young again.
The Twelfth Doctor
A non-euclidean work of art on the grounds of a college campus. Those who see it are unaware of its supernatural nature, so it goes entirely unnoticed. Secretly, it is an ancient entity which protects the campus and those who live on it from danger, although it abhors the idea of making friends. It is a locked gateway stopping a great evil from leaking through.