the doctor's ever changing opinion of gallifrey/timelords
fuck dese guys I'm out
wow my life's great now, can't believe I spent 200 years on that god forsaken orange rock, without jamie too!!
you know what idc that u pompous arseholes banished me to earth, I got da brig with me and let me tell you something they don't have moustache's like that on gallifrey
first u accuse me of treason and now you want me for president,oh my daze you guys are such nerds, jelly baby?
you killed peri! then fragmented her in to 5 different versions of herself, you guys are fucked up, stay away from my humans!
shit man... me, the master and the rani, used to be so cool back at the academy, like the ultimate squad y'know, now we all so damn fucked up, that's what gallifrey does to innocent childrens
take the master's jiggly sperm back to gallifey they said, it'll be fine they said
haha GALLIFREY STANDS bitches, totally keeping this jacket as a memento
well I'm just going to have to cover up my severe psd with immense sass, any way it's not all bad at least I have rose she's great, although somehow she reminds me of the time war and why am I still wearing the jacket that I wore when my planet burned?!?
well the thing is martha its like every story about a kid who wants to get out of their small town but then ends up missing it, except the kid is 900 years old, the small town is an entire planet and the kid ends up committing the genocide of his own species
yay!! my people are back they are actually alive and I can go home, this is the best thing ever!! two tics clara I need stand on a cloud with me, myself and I and stare at this beautiful planet full of my problematic faves
the bae is dead and its probably your fault!! my hybrid valeyard arse has smashed on some glass for two billion years to get here and get my revenge, I told you to stay away from my humans!! and clara and peri both have scattered lives, way to rub it in. jeeze I can't believe I was so thirsty for you two hearted cunts to come back
while I think I personally believe that the “since he was a little girl” line was the lie out of Missy’s taunting (though genderfluid First Doctor isn’t off the cards I suppose), I can’t help but take a second to imagine if it was true
imagine tiny little girl Theta/Doctor running after her friend Koschei through fields of red grass and laughing with him
I mean it’s probably not real but it’s so so so cute
The real reason why William Hartnell already knew Doctor Who was going to be a long-runner, is because the BBC has\will have plucked up Billy Hartnell from the day of his 8th birthday so he could star as Theta Sigma in the Doctor Who 100th Anniversary.