theskysfalling asked:

Most of the best ones were already asked. 2. 7.

omg I literally had no idea this was sitting in my inbox, I am the worst. SORRY SORRY these will be short!

2. drunk story: one time (last year) I went out with my coworkers for my birthday and then PEED MYSELF IN A CAB.

7. My roommate/best friend/perfect princess has been on some next level shit lately and was singing a lot of Les Mis/Adele/Katy Perry (badly) around our apartment lately and that always makes me laugh really hard.