these-bitches-be-fabulous

Hamilton as things people in my math tutoring class have said

Hamilton : i may have fucked up but thats just how i roll. 

Eliza : is there a target sign on my heart or something? honestly i feel so walmarted

Angelica : Girls just want to destroy the patriarchy and kill all men. 

Peggy : Sometimes people don’t tag me on instagram and I wonder if I even exist. 

Laurens : once my best friend asked me if i was gay and i kind of just ran away

Hercules : i am hardcore and a badass! *panting as they reach the top of the two steps of stairs*

Lafayette : yeah i speak french. baguette baguette bitch 

Jefferson : bitch I’m fabulous and my weave rock harder then dwayne johnson *wearing orange peels on head*

Madison : today i was going to wear a sweater, yeah. but i didnt. 

Washington : I may not be your father but you damn well better know that I- ooh are those grapes? 

Maria : what boyfriend? *laughs nervously*

Phillip : daddy im dead. pow pow. 

Burr : maybe if i just stare at the paper and not reveal my true intentions- the answer will appear. 

I'm starting to feel a little bit Ancient™ in the Markiplier fandom, so reblog if you remember any of these

Tiny Box Tim
Press B to Blow
Lucky Flannel
Herb Lore
Unnecessary Censorship
“BITCH IM FABULOUS!!!”
Drunk Minecraft
The Fish Cone
“Ass-blasting bitchaloid”
The original Darkiplier videos (like Be Still)

Mark first adopting Chica
Stone face Tyler (aka the first video Tyler was in)
Mark first dyeing his hair pink for charity
Mark moving in with the Cyndago guys

Feel free to add others if you guys think of any!!

(P.S. I’m in no way trying to say that you’re not a “true fan” or something stupid like that if you don’t know all these references/didn’t see all these vids when they first came out. I’m just still feeling nostalgic after seeing Mark on tour and felt like taking a walk down memory lane.

my taste in music is fucked up

sometimes I’m like “bitch I feel fabulous imma put on beyonce, demi lovato, selena gomez, taylor swift, adele and lady gaga cuz im feeling great right now” but then sometimes I feel so nostalgic and i’m like “no let’s put on nirvana, the smiths, pixies, soundgarden, radiohead, pink floyd, michael jackson, elvis, charlie sexton, and janis joplin cuz shit man older music is great” but then I feel so angry and I’m like “fuck let’s blast eminem, kanye west, jay-z, Dr. Dre, thirty seconds to mars, MCR, nickelback, NF, starset, fall out boy cuz shit I’m feeling pumped” but then i get all tumblr and am like “shit man twenty one pilots, melanie martinez, x ambassadors, lorde, troye sivan, halsey, the weeknd, imagine dragons, bastille, lana del rey, let’s smoke a joint and get all alternative in this bitch” and then I’m like “omfg film score is the most beautiful form of music ever hans zimmer, james newton howard, john powell fuck this music is great and expresses so much unattainable emotion” then I hear fucking david guetta, calvin harris, M83, chainsmokers, rudimental, disclosure and be like “EDM is fucking amazing and makes me feel like i’m flying and dancing it’s great” then I put on my singer-songwriter playlist and I’m like “fuck but ed sheeran, passenger, damien rice, kodaline, sleeping at last, mumford & sons, hozier, the lumineers, elmore, dodie, are all so great and simplistic and make me feel like running through the forest on a cold morning” and I don’t have a single type of music because i have so many personalities and it gets really hard to explain sometimes but i guess the music is there to explain it all for me

Imagine babysitting Groot with Peter...

Originally posted by nicolasprenger

Warnings: way too cute for human consumption, probably language

A/N: This was a request by @grootiez. I hope you like it because I loved it. Definitely spurred more Groot ideas.

Tags: @bitch-m-fabulous , @thecupcakeconsumer, @courtneychicken

You sat reading aloud next to the tiny planted Groot. He had been growing well since sacrificing himself and you hoped he would talk soon. You never met full sized Groot but between the stories and how much time you spent sitting with Baby Groot, you were pretty sure you would have loved him. The group was supposed to be going into the city on the planet you just landed so that they could collect some general supplies and maybe intel. You hated going outside so you opted out and just gave Rocket a brief list in exchange for you staying with Groot. 

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The most important in Pokémon XY...

Team Rocket is absolutely adorable in XY Series.


Jessie appears with painted nails and pink lipstick (disguised as Jessilee).


She is more and more gorgeous at every episode.


Wet hair.


50 Shades of Jessie.


Boob shots.


Crotch shots.


James showing his feelings for Jessie. <3


Ponytail.


This hair and this goatee… OMG Jimmy, you’re so handsome!


“Bitch, please… I’m fabulous!”


Classic Motto.


The disguises are back.


Fearhugs!


Our favorite Blue Blob is back.


The lovely, charmy villains!


Mirror Team Rocket.


I can’t explain how much I love it!


Dorky faces.


Stupid scared expressions.


Look at these adorkable villains…


They’re together since ever, forever…


They’re so cute!


And they make the Show. Just accept it, haters!

exo as bitches
  • suho: rich bitch who can buy your life but is problematic as fuck
  • sehun: bratty bitch who thinks he's fabulous (and he is)
  • kyungsoo: savage bitch who hates everyone except jongin
  • jongin: sexy bitch who is actually innocent
  • jongdae: whiny bitch who thinks the rich bitch is lame
  • minseok: silent bitch who's 100% done with his band
  • baekhyun: noisy bitch who parades around the dorm naked
  • chanyeol: tall bitch who appears cool and gangsta until you see him smile
  • yixing: clueless bitch who falls asleep with his eyes open
What I like about your sign?

I’m a Gemini by the way.

Aries: I love Aries so much, they’re just all round amazing. Like they've got this ability to just go their own way and lead people, truly admirable. Also, they’ve got this personality that I personally think is so hot  like you can be a complete asshole but you’re a kind hearted asshole whose kind just looking out for yourself and everyone that you love. Okay so you my gentle asshole needs to be my friend okay? You’re like Heath Ledgers character in 10 things I hate about you man.

Taurus: Lemme tell you, that you sir are fascinating because you’re rather opinionated, like I’d literally sit for hours and have debates with you honestly. I love Taurus people as they’re always there for you whether it’s a mid-life crisis or you’re just out of food. Also, you’re super chill and it relaxes me, kinda calms me down when I’m around you guys. SO yes, much love for you babies. You’re like that guy/girl whose asleep and everyone thinks they don’t know what’s going on. But turns out you do know what’s going on and you’re uber charming. 

Gemini: I love everything about you because we’re the same. Bat-shit crazy and amazing. All my love. I can’t say too much I’ll sound biased, whoops. 

Cancer: Cancers, you’re my buddies. You help me in life man, you’re all just so sweet. I’d just hug you all one by one. I love how you’re all about family and sticking it out with people, it’s great. I wish I was like you. I wish I loved as hard as you guys do man because it’s honestly so beautiful and novel worthy. You guys are that cute kid who doesn’t say much but when you do everyone’s like “holy shit let me hold you you’re so cute”

Leo: I’m gonna start off by saying, literally all my best friends are Leos. I love Leos so much, they’re so sassy and like “yes I’m hot, fight me” and that to me is like yes, you slay baby girl. Also, ya’ll bitches are some loyal as hell, you’re ability to stand with people throughout anything is phenomenal. Also, I’d like to give a shout-out to all the Leos who holy the other crazy ass signs hands and tell them when they need to pipe down and get their crap together. It’s probably because of you that most of your friends with other signs are still alive right now tbh. You go Leos, you keep milking everything you can outta life. 

Virgo: Beyonce. Virgos are the bomb, they’re so driven and focused and literally don’t stop till they’ve got what they wanted. Teach me your ways cause you’re all mad successful and amazing at whatever it is you’re doing. I’m jealous tbh. I know I can always count on my Virgo babes to tell me what is really up, you feel me? You guys inspire me to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life and you’re also the people that are there for a cute warm hug and pick you up when you’re down. SO MUCH THANKS. 

Libra: When I think of Virgos I think of endless partying and junk food on one day and crazy studying and working-out the next. Shout-out to all the Libras who taught me how I gotta balance shit out in my life. You guys are such peace makers, many thanks for doing you babe. I love how you can just kill arguments and handle things in such a classy way. I would straight up beat a bitch but you guys just hash things out civilly with the ability to beat a bitch and that’s great, fabulous. Also, lastly you guys literally have some of the best date ideas and I’d volunteer myself as a tribute. 

Scorpio: Okay, you know Scorpios are mad sexual and can literally make anything they do sexy okay. I’m attracted to you so much, it’s wow. And I dunno if this is all Scorpios but my friends have dated a few and I have so, you guys get like crazy jealous and then kind just jealous make-out and its amazing. You’re so talented in that area, you need an award. But you’re also so smart and like to do all these new things, I could spend hours with you and not regret a thing. Also, you’re always so sweet to other people. You also have a jackass but nice cutie thing going on and people love it ok. YOU GO BOO! 

Sagittarius: Have you ever been in need of a good, fun cheering up? Well go to a Sag because they’re optimistic and always ready for a goof time. I love Sag, I love chilling with because you’re so energetic I feel like I don’t have to hold back. And I’m not the only one who is able to let loose and be free around you. You’re such a fun little party animal. Also, if I was in a fight I’d definitely want you on my side because you can literally chop people in half with the words that come flying out of that mouth for hurting you or someone you care about. You’re a top bloke. Much love.  

Capricorn: Fear this person. Fear any Capricorn you meet, they’re like the whole package. Your self-confidence is wow, even if I didn’t think you were amazing, I’d still think you’re amazing. You catch my drift? You’re so sweet and kind to people, people just tend to always love ya. You know what to do when to do and you let loose but also you know how to responsible and not go home with a sleezy guy from the bar just cause you’ve had too many shots. This makes sense so… I love how to tend to love the classics and how you keep every single little even in that beautiful brain of yours. Wow, I’m gonna stop before I fall in love. 

Aquarius: You know how in movies there’s always that one person who does things different and people kinda make em out to be a bad-ass with no future. BUT in fact you’re so frekin’ intelligent and hot with a hint of dorkiness and it’s a perfect combo. You’re like a breath of fresh air, that makes people want to know more. For me? I’d definitely run away with you because Aquas tend to have such a different outlook in life, it’s attractive. You’re the type of people I dream about travelling the world with. You’re just so exciting and not everything has to be dead blank serious, you just go you’re way and it’s fairly admirable. I love you so much. If you’re an Aqua hit me up ;) 

Pisces:  Little weirdos with zest and so much spirit for life. You’re kind of like a run on the edge of a sun lit lake. You’re so full of love and life, you keep everyone together because you’re the glue of almost every group you’re in. People love hanging out with you, it’s calming and you’re just so easy to get along with! One of my besties are a pisces and I can literally talk to her about anything I’m going through and she knows exactly how to make me feel better because she’s just so warm and loving. Guys you’re all gifted and any Pisces lemme know who you are because I like hugs from Pisces you cute teddies! 

Sunday Candy Romanoff Edition (Natasha x reader)

A/N: This is the last one for today and maybe my favorite. It was hard to write but when I picture this it is just so cute. Hope you all enjoyed my celebration of @bitch-m-fabulous day of birth. I will add onto the Sunday Candy series after a little break cause dam my eyes hurt from looking at screens all day.

Warnings: mentions of sex and major fluff

Originally posted by basicmarvelnerd

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NCT as Markiplier Quotes

Taeil: “YOLO….or what have you.”

Johnny: “hey you do you, and I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably. [to himself] that was a good poem right there.”

Taeyong: “can we do it? No we can’t! Maybe. I don’t know, I’m not very committed to this decision, but whatever.”

Yuta: “special delivery….of the fuck you kind.”

Doyoung: [high pitch tone] “bITCH IM FABULOUS!!”

Ten: [to johnny] “together, we make two halves of a whole idiot.”

Jaehyun: “it’s not like I’m trying to be worse! I’m trying to be gooder!”

Winwin: “I substitute all of my social interaction skills with physical violence.”

Mark: “all of life’s problems are crossed by your eyes – [confused] what the fuck did I say?”

Jeno: “these casual bongos have turned sour!”

Renjun: “I tried to find a shark buddy…but that didn’t work out too well.”

Haechan: “don’t go for the booty if it kills you.”

Jaemin: “I’m a child of the internet. I can’t live without my dank memes.”

Chenle: “I just thought random screaming would help me out.”

Jisung: “wHOA WHAT THE….flip?”

y'all: Lotor is gonna be a marvelous bad bitch

me: Haggar was a marvelous bad bitch with fabulous white hair and altean blood before but y'all slept on it because y'all don’t wanna admit you don’t care about the female characters in this show, y'all just care about your ships and shipping the paladins with a woman is just not as much fun

Gotham was wild tonight like damn

  • Ed and Oswald’s cage shenanigans
  • Lee’s weird ass Tetch blood dream
  • Selina and Fake!Bruce fighting
  • Alfred getting in on said fight
  • Barnes being dramatic all over the place
  • Harvey being overwhelmed to the point of drinking (again)
  • Kathryn getting beheaded (RIP you fabulous bitch)
  • Lee injecting herself with Tetch blood
  • Shaman indicating that he plans to use Bruce as a Talon
  • BRUCE LOCKING HIS MOTHER’S PEARLS AWAY