these images came off of google search

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1) I’m so glad this material holds to the notion that Obi-wan Kenobi should be presented as dual-wielding as often as possible, as it is a thing of momentous beauty and badassery. 

2) Inquiring minds want to know the answer to many of these questions, including, Who is looking for Obi-wan Kenobi? 

(Possible answers: well, everyone at some point or another. I mean right now in Rebels lore, it’s Maul and Ezra. But the list really goes on and on. Let us not forget that during the Clone Wars alone, Obes had every single Sith/Darksider/Separatist leader gunning directly for him at some point, many to the point of unhealthy obsession. VentressGrievousMaulDooku, ahem. )

Oh hey-

I’m Beans, take a seat thanks. 

As you know I’m mutuals with some amazing artists. *motions to the mututals I don’t deserve because they are truly wonderful, honest-to-lord people*

And you know what really grinds my gears, reposting art. I see how hard my mutuals work on their art, how important their art is to them. Takes a lot to be an artist, practicing and honing skills. So it really stinks when folks repost it. And you may be thinking, “Gee Bean, but I found their art and I didn’t know! I just wanted to share the good stuff on my blog and get it out there” Well friend, that’s when I say–

Fuck off with that bullshit. You don’t know? In an era where googling and reverse image searches are literally built into our fingertips? You can’t tell me that your crusty, shady behind who likes a certain fandom hasn’t come across some fanart by the original artist ONCE. 

Reposting art is STEALING because the artist will never see those notes and anyone who reblogs and gets all up in arms with reposted art will never know where it came from. Its lazy ass bullshit. And that whole “if you know the artist put the credit beloooow” no, again, lazy. You figure out the artist you take down their STOLEN artwork and you reblog it and apologize like a decent human being you were most likely raised to be. 

Credit means shit if the source doesn’t go back to the artist. Ask for permission, reblog fucking art and stop being assholes when people call out the fact its art theft. 

Hell fucking shit– 

Well, thanks for listening, its been grand. Have a nice day (dickwads) 

Creepypasta #1161: Google Reverse Image Search

Length: Medium

Have you guys heard of this “reverse image search” thing? I hadn’t until recently. I was doing a paper on influential artists of the 21st century and came across it when asking who painted this one thing. Someone on Reddit said to “just reverse image search it!” and sent me a link to Google images. As it turns out, you can just drag and drop a photo saved on your computer into the search box, and the system will look for other images that are similar to yours.

With popular images like a famous painting, this will usually lead you to a website or article about that painting. This made the rest of my paper a breeze to write. I was able to save the paintings off of my professor’s online instructions, reverse image search them and then throw together a paragraph or two about the painting, the artist and their influence, and so on. I finished my paper and thought I could have some fun with this new tool.

I had a few images of my favorite superheroes saved on my hard drive and have always wanted to know where they came from. I thought this would be the best time to find out. So I dragged and dropped a drawing of Barry Allen into the Google Image Search bar to find out it was the cover for The Flash #22! I was super stoked. I had started collecting comic books somewhat recently and thought this would make a great addition to the collection. Especially considering it’s been saved on my computer for so long.

After a few hours of this, I thought I’d take the “Google Your Own Name” game to the next level. You know the game. You just go to Google.com, type your name in the search bar and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky”. It was a lot more fun before the world of social media. Nowadays, you search your name and it leads straight to your Facebook Page. Fucking boring. But I figured I’d take a selfie and drop that in the search box. Maybe I’m on some random “Hot Singles Near You” ad.

It started off with the usual suspects of searching yourself. The first few results were just photos from my Facebook and Twitter. Nothing exciting. Then the pictures started going back a couple of years. Older pictures. Some were still hosted on MySpace. I laughed as I scrolled through the awkward photos of me in my Cradle of Filth tee shirts. I got a little nostalgic at the pictures of me and my friends when we had that band a few years ago. Then came the pictures from my ex’s Facebook page. Nobody likes coming across memories of past relationships. 

Those pictures made me think of how lucky I am now. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for about two years now. And she actually makes me happy. Not that “looking for love and I’m used to this person happy”. The real deal happy. It’s funny because sometimes I can’t even remember exactly how we met originally. I just know that I had decided to go out to the bar downtown and drown my loneliness a few weeks after losing my job. I think that night was the straw that broke the camel’s back, too. 

I remember her buying me a drink and us chatting for a little while. And the next thing I knew, we were back at her place. I’m sure you can fill in the gaps from there. I’ll spare you the details. But I decided that night to stay with her. She sent someone to pick up my things from my parent’s place since I was sleeping on their couch. And in two months, her and I will be celebrating two years together. Anyways. I didn’t come here to tell you about my hardships with my family. I came here to tell you about this crazy little website. So let’s get back to that, shall we?

I scrolled past those pictures of Marie and I and my old band and a few other people I didn’t recognize. Turns out Google thinks I look like a famous Reggae artist from the 90’s? The technology is far from perfect. But that got a chuckle out of me. 

But then I came across something really weird. After all of the nostalgia and pain and memories was a missing person’s poster type-thing. You know, like the ones they have on the wall at the front of Walmart. The guy looked just like me. It was uncanny! Poor guy has been missing since April 2015. He even has the same birthmark on his neck! I can’t believe it.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think we were twins, honestly. Different name and all. I guess what I’m trying to say is if you’re looking for something to kill some time, and maybe an alternative to the “Google Your Own Name” game, you should try doing a reverse image search of yourself. You might dig up some old memories or come across something weird like I did. 

So I suppose I’ll leave you with that. My girl is calling me from the other room. Time to take my meds and have some dinner.

Credits to: IrrationalFearsHost

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Allison: No. It’s not that.

Nico frowns: Then?

Allison puts her face in her hands and sighs.

Allison: It’s about Margaux. I know you told me to leave my suspicions alone about her pregnancy. But Nico, I simply can’t! I couldn’t, I should say.

Nico sharp: You couldn’t what?

Allison: I couldn’t with that obviously fake scan! I was chatting with Maela through text and she told me there’s a teen dating app called Teender and she-

Nico: Why is your fifteen year old niece talking about a dating app?

Allison: She wants to find someone to date while she’s on vacation on the island but THAT is not the point, Nico. The point is sometimes teenagers put fake pictures on these sites? Like a picture of a model and they try to pass it off as themselves? And I asked Maela, well how would you know it’s a fake picture? She called it a catfish. I said, Okay Maela how would you know it’s a catfish?

Nico nods: I’ve heard of a catfish.

Allison laughs: Oh, have you now? Is there something I should know about, Nico Holmes? * serious* Anyway,  Maela said if you put the image of the person in Google Search, Google will tell you where the image came from and that’s how you would know. Well, I thought to myself…why don’t I do it with Margaux’s sonogram? See if maybe she used a fake one from the internet?

Nico clears his throat nervously.

Allison lowers her voice: And would you BELIEVE, Nico? I found the exact same scan! The very same one! It’s not a real scan of RJ’s baby at all, it’s something Margaux pulled from the web! It’s just as Lala and I suspect. That girl isn’t pregnant!

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This is an actual Google search for “My Little Pony”, in a private browser (not sure if that still customizes your searches or not), and with Safe Search OFF.  I repeat:  This is with Safe Search OFF.  This is a basic search, and is not limited by image size, or any other constraints.  If you open the images individually, they are as large as my browser window (except for the last one, because tumblr said the filesize was too large).  All images should be large enough to see what they are.

The only editing done to these images was to piece them together to fit within the number of pictures allowed in a photoset (which is why you can see some where the pictures appear to be overlapping themselves).  These were taken by scrolling and screencapping down the entire page.

The most “mature” content you find here is:

  • Four grimdark images, which may be the result of the fact that I actually like grimdark.  One is simply a Pinkie Pie vector with blood on it, another is a creepy Twilight Sparkle wallpaper, another is a “horse meat factory”-type scenario played out with toys, and the other is a piece of fan art of grimdark variations of the characters.  All of these (aside from the toy image) link back to deviantArt, and none of them are explicit in any way (even in terms of gore).
  • A single image of humanized ponies in one-piece swimsuits.  Their bodies have less definition to them than the Equestria Girls character designs.  Found in the lower left of page five.
  • The anime-esque drawing seen at the bottom of the results.

If one continued further by clicking “show more results”, you’d turn up an image of battle-worn Equestria Girls that could be considered “questionable” because their clothes are torn.  It was drawn by a woman, and is clearly played for comedy.  You’d find more grimdark here and there, but really just the kind of images used in the “Luna Game” games.  You’d also find an image of one creepy-ass Chinese bootleg inflatable anthro pony, but again:  This is with Safe Search OFF, and it probably turned up because the article it came from mentions a Horse News article about the same piece of PVC nightmare fuel, and I occasionally read Horse News.  There’s an image of a G3 custom made to parody The Human Centipede, and a single Slugbox image with humanized characters wearing clothing.  It is shortly after this that Google does not bring up any more images for me (i.e., no “show more results” bar at the bottom).

So, to recap:

  • Private browsing window (in case that might effect search results).  Not signed in.
  • Safe Search OFF
  • On the computer of someone who likes scary/grimdark stuff and occasionally reads Horse News, so more involved in the fandom than a random child
  • Didn’t turn up one single piece of “pony porn”

I also ran searches for individual characters, and still didn’t even find anything with kissing, nudity (not even partial nudity), or “pony porn”.  And, once again, that’s with Safe Search OFF.

Gee, I wonder why that might be?

  • Safe Search Wrap Up (fans actually taking responsibility to ensure that Safe Search is as safe as the name implies, and not only in the MLP:FiM fandom, but any fandom the participants in the Wrap Up decide to search for)
  • Sites like Paheal have filters now
  • Anything from a tumblr marked as NSFW will not show up in a Safe Search (and apparently not in a basic search either…)
  • Derpibooru has their images so heavily filtered, you would not only need to become a member of the site to view adult content, but you’d still have to actually go into your filter settings, and disable multiple filters.  Even grimdark and “questionable” content (“suggestive” poses, pinups) are filtered by default.

Oops.  So much for your “little girls can’t search for ponies without finding porn” argument.  If you ARE, that would actually be due to your OWN search history.

Besides that, children shouldn’t be on the internet by themselves in the first place if you’re so terribly concerned with what they may find.  It’s the goddamn internet.  The internet can’t tell who’s using it at any given time, and it’s packed full of content by–and for–people of all kinds.  Just be glad the kid can’t get into the deep web and find all the human trafficking sites and cannibalism forums.  Hell, you can literally watch a man blowing his own brains out at a press conference on regular ol’ Youtube, complete with blood running out of his nostrils like a faucet.  And how old were you when you first encountered “goatse”?  Pretty sure fan art is the least of your concerns.  If you wouldn’t let them wander around downtown unsupervised, then don’t leave them on the internet unsupervised, or without parental filters enabled.  The computer isn’t a fucking babysitter.

that moment when you see a photo rolling across your dash that’s a repost and when someone approached OP to let them know who it came from so they could at VERY least source they respond by turning off comments and saying “i just posted it because i liked the picture” and your entire mind just goes hhhhhhhhhhhhhh .-.

geeze, guess why we’re all here scrolling through tumblr aimlessly? because we like people’s posts and pictures. guess what a feature of tumblr is? reblogging those pictures and things we like and giving the original artists and posters a little bit of applause for making them. i found the ORIGINAL post they rudly reposted within just five minutes of reverse google image search. 

if you claim you LIKE a picture, then how about you let the original artist know by going to that effort and REBLOGGING it from the source instead of reposting it and selfishly diverting potential reblogs and likes from the artist. it’s really NOT that difficult!

I have a class called critical thinking and my teacher, Mr Sullivan, has us write our bellwork for the week on one sheet of paper to turn in. I always doodle and write stuff on my bellwork paper so at the end of the week he always says “Hmm what have we got today?” This time, one of the things I wrote was ‘SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!’ SO HE PICKED UP, SAW IT, AND HE ASKED ME WHAT SEPTIPLIER WAS. MY FRIEND AND I BOTH STARTED LAUGHING AND SHE SAID “JUST GOOGLE IT” SO HE ACTUALLY WENT ON HIS LAPTOP AND GOOGLED IT. ONE OF THE AUTO-SEARCH THINGS THAT CAME UP WHEN HE TYPED IT WAS “SEPTIPLIER SMUT” WHICH HE DIDNT CLICK ON THANK GOD BUT HE WENT TO IMAGES AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS” AND HE KEPT ASKING ME QUESTIONS AND IT EVENTUALLY CAME DOWN TO “SO THEY’RE NOT GAY, BUT PEOPLE LIKE TO IMAGINE THEM CUDDLING?” AND HE WAS LIKE “THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD WE’RE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING. I NEED TO GO TO COUNSELING NOW.”

SO TL;DR, POOR MR SULLIVAN WAS LEFT MENTALLY SCARRED BECAUSE HE WITNESSED SEPTIPLIER FANART BECAUSE OF ME.

@embersstartfire can confirm all of this

anonymous asked:

I'm a Danielle fan, like I just really love her and I've met her before and she's so sweet, but i get that not everyone's gonna like her, and you seem chill. But I have one question, could you explain how she's profiting from all of this? What if they're genuinely in a relationship? (I'm not trying to fight or anything, I want to fully understand what's happening)

Wow you are certainly the first pro-Danielle person who’s come to me and called me chill, but thank you for your very polite and non-accusatory or insulting message. Honestly I think that many of the people that claim to be defending her are far more concerned with defending Louis’ heterosexuality. 

I honestly didn’t really have a problem with Danielle at first, as her presence seemed kind of unobtrusive and it was nothing new to have Louis pretending to date a girl. I’ve also never tried to attack her looks or anything - personally I think she’s quite attractive. A friend saw a photo of her and was like, “Huh…looks a bit like you,” and I didn’t take that as an insult at all. Ironic, but not insulting. 

The problem I had was around the time that the massive amounts of pap walks started during a time when clearly, even if you were to believe the whole Louis is a straight father narrative, Louis was having a rough time. She seemed to be quite happy to bask in the spotlight quite smugly whilst he was always looking more or less miserable. I don’t necessarily think that pap walks are at all a good indication of reality since if you’ve ever seen video of one happening, four seconds of walking can produce hundreds of rapid shutter images, so I’m not completely basing anything off of that. 

I had never heard of Danielle Campbell before her association with Louis Tomlinson and a quick google news search finds absolutely no headlines with her name before 2015 and none since that don’t include Louis Tomlinson.

(This was a search of “danielle campbell 2015″…I did the same with 2014 and nothing came up but some Originals stuff in which she was mentioned in the body of the article but not the headline.)

Simon Cowell himself explained this best in his autobiography:

So, Danielle really has everything to benefit from this. On the other hand, Louis has nothing to gain from publicly dating someone that (almost) no one has heard of. This clearly wasn’t to boost his profile so much as it was to push a narrative. Louis is being made to do this because someone told him that people would like him less if he were gay and so he had to pretend to have a girlfriend. This is an extremely common practise in the entertainment industry, but that doesn’t justify it or erase the fact that it’s completely homophobic. Just because this is the way things have always been done doesn’t make it right or okay, which is why it is my personal opinion that if you are willing to try and profit off of closeting, as Danielle has, you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

She can be as nice as she wants to people’s faces, but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s trying to further her career through taking part in something which perpetuates homophobia.   

I hope this answers your question, thanks for being chill as well x

25 Days of Klaroline|Day 3: Secret Relationship

This is a drabble I’ve had for a while, it is Klaroline + Rebenzo secret dating, the two couples end up at the same Inn and well…secret’s out. Inspired by Smallville 9x15. I hope you enjoy, lemme know what you think!

Caroline waltzed around her apartment not even trying to contain the bright smile that was plastered all over her face.

“Alright, I’m staging a class A intervention.” Her roommate Katherine Pierce interjected, trotting into the bedroom and plopping down on her bed, a small tub of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream in her hands.

“Oh that’s rich, Kat.” Caroline laughed, “and just what, pray tell, are you intervening for?” She pondered, sitting across from her, tossing the pair of jeans next to her into the suitcase in the middle of the bed.

“You’ve been prancing around the apartment all chipper…and excited.” She complained.

“Well why didn’t you say so, have you called my mom yet? Clearly I need to be handled.” Caroline teased, making hands at the spoon in the brunette’s hand, perking up even more as she forked it over.

“Are you gonna even tell me why you’re so excited?”

“You’ll be happy to know, that Klaus is taking me up to some type of hotel in Upstate.” She revealed excitedly.

Two weeks ago her boyfriend of almost a year had surprised her with reservations to a quaint, and highly recommended place in Upstate, New York. Not that romantic gestures from Klaus were surprising, but she was a bit taken back by the grandness of it. Although she’s surmised it has something to do with deciding to reveal their relationship to his family in the very near future.

If she’s being honest she’s not entirely certain how he’s kept it from his siblings for this long, from the sounds of it, they’re quite the invasive bunch, and he’d been reluctant to expose her.

Elijah and Finn were Corporate for a bank in the Upper West Side, Klaus is a few years in at renowned Architecture firm, and Kol and Rebekah attend Brown, and Columbia—respectively.

Katherine leaned back in surprise, her eyes bearing a mischievous glare.

“I for one am ecstatic to hear that. You can go bother the other guests up there with your bunny activity, instead of me.”

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My 10yr old niece watching mmfr

“OMG Nux is sooooooo cute!”
“Hahaha he headbutted that jerk. I don’t like that guy.”
“When does Nux become a good guy, auntie? WHEN?!”
“What is he doing? Ewww that can’t be good for your teeth.”
“OMG IS HE DEAD? Is Max going to BITE HIS FINGERS OFF?!”
“He doesn’t know what a tree is? that’s kinda sad.”
“OMG HE KISSED CAPABLE ON THE CHEEK!! AUNTIE!  *incomprehensible squealing noises*
“Aww they’re cuddling. I love Nux so much”. *pained fangirl face*
“They’re on the same bike!” *giggling*
“OMG I can’t watch. I CAN’T WATCH! *hiding behind pillow*
“Nux doesn’t die right. *looks at me* RIGHT?! AUNTIE!!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NUUUUUXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!”
*gives me the look of The Betrayed* *crying*

I came upstairs about an hour later and she was sitting at my mom’s computer GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHING ‘MAD MAX NUX’

So a group of people came over the other day to inspect my apartment (prospective buyers and whatnot) and I let them come into my room. I was too busy hiding underwear to bother putting away my drawing or turning off my computer screen. So… all the people who came into my room saw my computer randomly opened to a google image search of “man flipping pancakes” with a drawing of a demon-looking character making pancakes sitting on my desk…  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯