these were all me

funny story but there used to be this elizabeth swann blog on my dash way back when who whined and cried and talked about how bad their portrayal was once jen’s @hangtherules popped up and honestly after like two years of following jen now …. yeah. they had no chance.

I was like ‘Wow! This [song] is really good’. And Harry was like ‘Yeah, don’t be so surprised!’ He came round and played it to me, and we were sort of avoiding it all day. So we went for breakfast, and then I was like 'I gotta hear this song at some point’. And there was dread in my brain because I thought 'What if it’s bad? What if I don’t like it? Cause I’m really bad at lying.’ And it sort of went on all day. And then eventually at about 4 o'clock I was like 'Alright. Come on. Let’s do it.’ And I heard it and it was great. But there was a moment when I thought 'How am I gonna get out of this car if this is bad?’ But it wasn’t I can’t wait for everyone to hear it.
—  The day when Nick heard ‘Sign of the Times’ for the first time
Fanon Homestuck characters i experienced in fics over the years because i Love being in Pain: Beta kid Edition

JOHN: blank slate?? John “Can Be Whoever U Want” Egbert. sleeps with a nic cage bodypillow…..  uses :B a lot? Hello Naughty Children Its Nonstop Mean Pranks Time i hope u like ur hair dyed pink and half shaved

JADE: infomercial voice: Ever Needed an unnecessary antagonist to ur Dave x (character/reader insert) ship but didnt want to create a whole new character? Try Jade Harley for the low low price of $stop

ROSE: summons the power of every lovecraftian monstrosity to empower her ability to be ur wing-man in the up and coming ship of the fic. at exactly 12 midnight EST on a blue moon, during the Lost 29th Day of February, she may mention the tales of a wandering cryptid by the name of Kanaya then u will unlock her quest chain to later unlock this vampire to be a new playable character and gain an achievement

DAVE: 2 ¾ cups of all purpose Personality. 1 teaspoon of irony. ½ cup of apple juice. 2 eggs. 2 cups of white sugar. 1 ¼ cups of All I Do Is DJ. Then pour into a blender and sprinkle in 4 pounds of Popular Highschool Boy Tropes, force the lid closed, turn it on and pray

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SuperCorp + Text Posts from the Amazing SuperCorp Fandom (pt 1) 

I really appreciate that even though Kara was in a terrible situation, she still answered the phone when Lena called the first time. She could have just as easily let the call go to voicemail (she had every right to do so) but instead she picked up the phone and told Lena that it wasn’t a good time and that she would call her back. Kara’s going through so much in this scene and she feels awful but she still answers the phone instead of ignoring Lena because she’s an extremely caring person and she doesn’t want Lena to feel brushed off. It was a subtle but important way of showing how well Kara knows Lena and I just thought it was a good moment.

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andreil lil red riding hood au where neil befriends a golden wolf with sweets

i’m running with the wolves tonight

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