Everyone, talking about their sane crush:
Oh, my crush is amazing! They are always so positive and happy and make me want to sing! They just always brighten up someone's day. My crush is such a good person and deserves so much more. They just make me want to sing and dance and if they weren't here, the world would be hopeless and criminals would take over but their positivity and personality keeps the world a better place!
Me, talking about my own crush *cough* Jerome Valeska *cough*:
Yeah, my crush is a serial killer who murdered his mother but he is still pretty cool and chill. He also likes laughing a lot so that makes him positive, sort of.