these two were the shit

anonymous asked:

Hello! I fell in love with your art style as soon as I have set my sights on it, for some reason it's very pleasing for my eyes. It's such an inspiration for me :) I don't know if you take requests but if it's not too much, is it possible for you to draw the Lutece twins from the game Bioshock, if you haven't heard of it yet you should check it out! If you are interested :D I think it would be lovely to see them in your style! Thank you and I hope you are having a good day!

hey i love the lettuce twins

skdjfslkdfjsdf the sonic mania vid was so damn good i’m alive!!!!!!! i live for phil having way less of a filter and dan kind of just letting him take control of the game and share his passion for it while also letting him dominate the humor with his ridiculous comments and jokes. it was just so good, so obvi i gotta share my list of Moments: 

  • dan opens the vid talking about furry gateways so we already know we’re in for a ride
  • the drop-in of the clip of 2010!dnp playing sonic had me in tears within the first minute. wasn’t ready. will probably never be ready for flashbacks like that. did they watch that video back before filming? do they do that a lot? ugh. 
  • dan’s ‘nu uh can’t touch this honey’ complete w feigned spank of his own ass was a thing of beauty
  • ‘i like playing tails bc it’s closer to my furs-‘ dan reaffirms his overcooked statement that the only worthwhile fursonas are wolf/dog/fox
  • dan confesses to role playing as a psychic hedgehog at age 8 and phil couldn’t care less, he just wants to play the game
  • dan also confesses he’s too young to actually remember the first sonic game and subtly glances at phil as he says it. phil says ‘i’m not’ and then just does the cutest sheepish facial expression like he’s a little wary of admitting his age here but also at the same time doesn’t actually mind too much. it’s such an interesting little moment
  • ‘so keep up, biatch,’ phil says w feeling
  • omg phil describing dan’s role: ‘you’re like … my sous chef’ and then a giggle. the joking resentment left over from the overcooked stream is actually so funny. dan’s response is so funny. i love them
  • phil: ‘just stick with me, man’ why was that hot
  • dan: ‘this is an absolutely terrible friendship experience right now’
  • dan spends nearly two minutes trying to open a conversation with phil about how he doesn’t actually think sonic is that fun to play but he keeps getting interrupted slash probs doesn’t want to offend the shit out of phil lmaooo
  • omg when they switch levels and phil is like ‘is this vaporwave or sea punk’ aka two things he probs absolutely would not give a shit about were it not for sharing his life with dan. dan starts to say ‘well they’re kind of very similar subgenres …’ and phil is having none of that and interrupts him to go ‘just give me a yes or no’ LMAO I AM LIVING SHUT HIS ASS DOWN
  • phil: ‘i want those blue balls’
  • phil: ‘i’m close. i can taste that emeraldussy’
  • they high five and it’s awk and and phil says ‘that was awk’ and dan gives him a somehow simultaneously salty and fond look and i die
  • dan: ‘you get those blue balls, phil’
  • phil: ‘i ballsed it uppppp’
  • dan is just straight admiring phil’s gaming skills and tells everyone in the audience that this is exactly what they’ve been waiting for if they’ve been wanting to see exactly how good phil is at gaming
  • dan: ‘fuck. ing. hell. for god’s sake, lester’
  • phil: ‘my spine is tingling, and not in a good way’
  • phil: ‘dan, you are. the worst fox i’ve ever met’
  • dan wants tails and sonic to make out
  • phil caves to dan’s constant attempts to turn this video into furry propaganda and admits to having a deviantart account where he draws sonic in ‘various situations.’ bless. can we launch a fandom-wide effort to track it down lmao
  • phil offers to swap roles so dan can play more and dan declines because he thinks he’s shit. but he also feels the need to clarify that phil’s only offering bc this is being filmed lmao
  • dan: ‘bona, bonus, boners’
  • 10:41 a rare whiny!phil emerges when he wants to go into the water and isn’t able to. dan immediately searches for a way down. cuteeesdjflksdf
  • a return of their mocking bro culture by yelling bruhhh in increasingly obnoxious tones and then dan interjecting ‘bros who brunch’ with no other context other than to ostensibly ridicule the concept haha
  • phil just randomly yells ‘ass!’ and dan is living, i’m living, we’re all living
  • phil’s laugh when trolling dan that the doctor’s name is simon is so fucking intensely cute i actually felt pain in my heart
  • ‘dan’s ball time’
  • phil: ‘daddy’s home’
  • phil: ‘that is very penis-y’ dan: ‘it’s a giant eggman penis … i’ve mounted the dong’ phil: ‘mount him. i’m in his butt.’ dan: ‘i’ve taken one hole damage’ have i mentioned lately how very fricking gay dan and phil sometimes are
  • phil legit has to take a moment to collect himself after they’ve finished before saying the whole thing was more relaxed than he thought it’d be. was it, phil? idk but i’m def sweating 
  • they both like the same character at the end and phil asks dan if they should adopt it as their pet. dan just gives him a weird stare, and then phil amends pet to ‘caddy lad’ and i’m actually dying ahahahahaha. the caddy kink continues and the implications of them adopting/‘owning’ a caddy, the role that they’ve sexualized so much in the golf videos as being the sexy subservient cute guy who ‘carries your things’ is just so incredibly kinky lmao. if he was trying to avoid the perhaps romantic implications of their adopting a pet together then he unwittingly just said something so much worse. dan looks understandably incredibly uncomfortable and phil regrets nothing. meanwhile i regret ever stanning these guys
  • the whole ending is so rushed and awkward and full of word flubs and is basically just so appropriate for the wild shit they were on in this game. but it’s cute bc they keep giggling at each other and they’re both such absurd humans. this video was perfect
how pll characters reacted to finding out who a.d. is
  • aria: who IS this monster? but like really, is it spencer or her evil twin?
  • alison: but *I* was supposed to be the one with an evil twin
  • caleb: ...seems fake but okay
  • emily: whaaaat
  • ezra: i wrote a whole book about alison and her friends but i missed the fact that there were TWO spencers? fffff
  • hanna: why are there two spencers? shit i think i really do need glasses
  • jason: i have ANOTHER SISTER?
  • jenna: lmao i knew who she was before all of you and i only have four senses
  • mona: you would make a great doll for my parisian dollhouse
  • peter: i have ANOTHER KID?
  • spencer: i know i should be more scared but imagine how much shit i could have gotten done with two of me
  • toby: WHAT THE FUCK
  • wren: *shining bright like an eternity stone*
10

You always talkin’ about what you give and what you don’t have to give. But you take, too, Troy. You take…and don’t even know nobody’s giving.

Fences (2016) dir. Denzel Washington

Trindel and Chardelia would probably be in their 70s now

and I wonder how they’re doing.

I wonder if Jason calls home often and if Trina brags about him on the Facebook account he helped her set up and if Mendel can still do a cartwheel.

I wonder how Charlotte and Cordelia spend their days now that they’ve both retired. I wonder if they finally got married.

Did Charlotte try to talk Cordelia out of catering their own wedding–did Cordelia insist?

Did they make Trina and Mendel their Maid of Honor and their Best Man? Did Mendel stand up there, leaning on his cane, talking on and on about how his granddaughter wants to be a doctor just like Charlotte, how Cordelia has laughed at his jokes for for forty years? Did he talk so long that Trina had to gently remind him to wrap it up?

Did Jason fly in for the ceremony with his children? Did he fight with their mother and insist they miss school to come see this, and was he strangely quiet the whole ride back to his parents’ house, and did he hold his youngest extra tight as he tucked her into bed that night, telling her that someday, he’d explain to her why what she saw that day was so important?

Did she ever ask why there were two empty chairs in the front row?

(Shit, I’ve gotta write this now)

Drarry headcanons
  •  Harry loves to embarrass Draco by flaunting their relationship in public with massive amounts of little kisses and petting
  • Draco is self conscious because Harry is slightly taller than him and Harry never stops teasing him about it
  • Even though they’re dating they still are incredibly competitive when it comes to quidditch and whenever Slytherin and Gryffindor have a match the trash talk gets intense. 
  • Draco and Harry have hooked up in the locker room multiple times
  • Once for a date Harry took Draco to the great lake for a swim
  • Draco wouldn’t get in the water because it was mid autumn and freezing cold
  • Harry tried to show off for his boyfriend by doing tricks
  • Draco just laughed as Harry tried (and failed) to do flips and kissed him when he finally got out
  • The next morning was filled with many “I told you so”s from Draco when Harry woke up with a bad cold
  • But of course he took care of him
  • The hardest thing about their relationship was being in different houses because they couldn’t see each other as much as they wanted
  • Their relationship inspired the younger kids at hogwarts because it showed that it was ok to be openly gay and that it was ok for slytherins and gryffindors to be close
  • veeeeeery close
  • It even inspired pansy and ginny to go public with their relationship. 
  • drarry and pinny were the two power couples at hogwarts and if anyone ever talked shit about their friends the four of them would let loose their wrath
  • And no one shipped them more than dumbledore and mcgonagall 

[LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER]

The Signs As Shit My Teamates Have Said/Done
  • Aries: *is a pitcher* *hits two batters in one inning* "lmao oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
  • Taurus: *starts singing the national anthem with a really heavy/twangy country voice* "fuck this softball shit im changing my career path"
  • Gemini: *is the captain* *asked what the team was wearing the next day* "im wearing a bikini do whatever the fuck you want"
  • Cancer: *the center fielder, shouting to the one in right* "hey heads up, coming your way. just kidding. i have no idea who's up and what they've done."
  • Leo: *found out at out last practice before our biggest tourney she was playing second* *whispers fearfully "i haven't fielded a ground ball in more than two years"
  • Virgo: *gets walked* *calls the pitcher a coward as she throws her bat and jogs to first*
  • Libra: "so i saw my hitting coach last night and i told her 'hey i have a thousand batting average right now!' to which she asked 'have you only had one at bat' and i was like 'YUP'"
  • Scorpio: *low-key starts dancing to the beat/cheers of the other team*
  • Sagittarius: *does random gymnastic stunts in the wet grass before warming up, half the team recording for if she wipes out, pacr of silence in place of she breaks her neck*
  • Capricorn: *to the virgo, who was severely pissed off after the game they just lost* "dude, im apologizing in advance, but if i wasn't laughing right now i'd be crying."
  • Aquarius: *lightning gets called* *holds up her composite metal bat* "please dear God just end it all"
  • Pisces: *is the pitcher* *ball got line-drived to her, knocked her glove off, and put it back on before picking up and throwing the ball, narrowly getting the out*