these two idiots give me too many feelings

myduuuuuuude  asked:

Kim v Ivan

Who would win in a fight:

Amusingly Kim did try to fight Ivan once! Anyway, I feel like Ivan would win because he’s bigger, stronger, can take many hits, 30000% done with Kim’s nonsense, etc (like Stone Heart but less akumatized). Like yeah, Kim is quick, but he’s also an idiot who has too much confidence and one hit is all it would take to shatter that pretty face he’s so proud of… R.I.P. my son

Give me two characters in my inbox: “vs.” for who I think would win a fight, “or” for who I like better, “+” for how I ship them (platonic, familial, romantic, not at all)!

Lesbian Story : My girlfriend is an idiot.

This is a really cute story. Just read it. This doenst need a indroduction. Just read it :D

Okay. I’m going to tell you MY version of what happened between us. My girlfriend sent you an email telling you about our love story, but she only told you her version, not mine. So I stole her phone and I’m currently locked in the bathroom as I type this up. 

My girlfriend is an idiot. The biggest idiot you will ever meet. She runs into walls, doors, poles. Hell. She even ran into her own car when we were walking back from the park. But that’s not the point. No matter how many walls, doors, poles or cars she will run into, that sheepishly idiotic grin she gives me everytime still makes my heart do summersaults and backflips.

You guys should see how much her face lights up whenever she talks about God and food. Whenever she’s in my arms, she closes her eyes and leans her head on my shoulder, I feel like the entire world just disappears and it’s just the two of us. 

Not too long ago we were sitting in the backseat of her car, listening to some acoustic guitar music (her favorite artists are Gabe Bondoc, Jeff Bernat, and AJ Rafael). She was talking about woman empowerment, and how that all ties into her beliefs with her being a dedicated Catholic. She talked about how she wanted to be more like God because he never have up on the world, so she shouldn’t give up on anything either. She told me about how this Women’s Weekend Retreat made her a more loving, forgiving and kinder person and how she’s seen the world in a completely different perspective. Coincidentally, that was a couple of days after she told me that she didn’t like how I was treating her. She felt like she was always at the bottom of my list and how I never spend anytime with her. 

I asked her, “Have you ever given up on me?”

She answered, “I could never do that.”

“Why?” I asked. “Even though I made you feel unimportant, how come you never gave up?”

“I know what it’s like to be led on, cheated on, tossed aside, broken, and given up on. I don’t want you to go through what I went through.”

I don’t exactly remember what happened next, but I remember that sweet, beautiful, amazing smile she gave me. She held my face with those gentle, loving hands and told me that everything was going to be okay. She reassured me; comforted me. She just held me, close enough that I could hear her heart beating, as if it only beats for me and only me. 

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“I told you as soon as we talk,it would be over.”

#you know what I love about this moment #Felicity was the one to walk away not Oliver #she dared him to say it’s never going to work out between them #that he never loved her #and Oliver simply couldn't do that #he couldn’t take that last bit of hope away from her #that maybe some day he will be able to live the life that he seeks so much #a life with her and I mean only with her #a life as Oliver Queen #and of course he couldn’t say that he doesn’t love her #that’s the one thing he is holding on to #the one thing that’s changed him forever #it’s what allowed him to at least peek into that possible life that he wants so bad #and for one night he started to live it ( or 5 minutes of that night oh well ) #he genuinely believed that he could possibly have it with Felicity #he really did #as for Felicity #Oliver’s maybes aren’t enough for her anymore #she wants to be with him yes  #more than anything #but she sure as hell won’t sit around and wait for another ‘maybe’ #she did that for 2 years which is more than enough #she’s going to move on with her life #she’s gonna try to restrain her feelings for Oliver #and she’s going to look for someone else #while Oliver will be watching her do that #but don’t be scared fellow ship mates #meanwhile Oliver will face his fears #and some day he will realize that he can have BOTH #a life as the Arrow and as Oliver Queen #and as soon as he gets his shit together he will get his wifey back #cause nothing and no one messes with Olicity for too long #they’re simply too strong for that #they will masterly defeat all bumps on the road #cause that’s what OTPs do right #and that’s what they are #this season will hurt so much but it also will be so damn amazing #cannot wait for those two idiots in love struggling with their feelings for each other while failing miserably #give me all the angst #i am ready

fanfic: i know who i want to take me home [brooklyn nine nine, jake x amy]

i had so many feelings post-1x21 that this happened. un-betaed, conversation-heavy, playing fast and loose with punctuation, and desperately finished before it gets completely jossed by the finale.

i know who i want to take me home
in which various members of the 99 team try to help jake with his amy problem, and in which the bar is the best place for this help to occur.

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