these two are unhealthy for me

stillthinkingalot  asked:

It occurs to me there's two uses of the word "unhealthy". There's one which is factual and judgement free and applied to like cancer - because you have no control and it only affects you. Then there's the kind that labels presumably dangerous and threatening things - like substances with toxic chemicals, people with toxic personalities, and fat people. When fat people are labeled as "unhealthy" they're treated with vitriol because they're seen as some awful contagion that might rub off.

This is really well said. Thank you.

i hope i’m not the only one shipping these two 

i mean 


it’s not much (for yuri on ice standards, or for any sports anime standards really…) but still i think it’s very cute *w* I’m totally sailing with this ! 

Emil Nekola x Michele Crispino



Lucy: Natsu, I want to eat something.

Natsu: Okay, okay. I’ll be back.

After a couple of minutes…

Lucy: Uuh. Natsu, I know I eat a lot now, but I can’t eat this much!

Natsu: Well, I guess I craved some too. Hehe.


Juvia: Gray-sama, can you please buy me ice cream?

Gray: Okay.

Comes back with all the flavors available

Gray: You didn’t mentioned the flavor you like, so I bought all flavors.


Levy: Gajeel, I’m hungry. Can you get me something to eat?

Gajeel: Yeah yeah.

Comes back with a bowl of iron


Jellal: Honey, you need to eat fruits and vegetables too. Too much cake is unhealthy.


Mira: Laxus, can you buy me the biscuits that I like?

Laxus: But that’s like, two streets away!

Mira activates Satan Soul

Laxus: Shit! Fine! Stop transforming, geez! It’s bad for the both of you, you know? God, Mira!

An examination why Sportacus and “Alex Busybody” are completely different from each other.

-Sportacus has the tips of his ears hidden.
-Alex’s ears are fully exposed.

-Sportacus’s chest insignia obtains a magical crystal.
-Alex’s insignia is just an insignia, plus the site never mentioned any crystal.

-Sportacus gets rather disgusted over anything unhealthy.
-Alex is tempted by junkfood.

-When Sportacus first arrived to Lazytown, Robbie acted as though he’s never seen him before.
-Reading from the site, it seems Robbie recognizes his favorite target from school very well.

-The zeppelin is a home.
-The zeppelin is only used for patrol. Ya know, since he doesn’t have the crystal.

-Sportacus speaks in a thick, Icelandic accent, with bad English.
-Alex is straight out Sonic the Hedgehog.

-Since the release of the show, Sportacus was never referred to as a human, just a “superhero.” It’s possibly safe to assume he’s still an elf due to the many hints, plus he’s openly elf in the Icelandic dubs. And not to leave out, the photoshoots of Magnus wearing the pointy ear tips, while in costume.
-Alex is a confirmed human, even his exposed ears says so.

-Sportacus is from the TV series.
-Alex is from the unaired pilot.

I hope y’all are happy now.

All I want for my clown couple is for them to continue to be two psychopathic clowns madly in love and heavily dependent on each other, mutually affected by each other with only a slight touch of drama. That’s why I’m here. Sure, they can fight and do all kind of unhealthy stuff, their relationship is far from perfect or normal or healthy, but in the end it’s them against the world.
That’s the SS Joker/Harley ship to me and even if this might change in the future movies or novelization or graphic novels or whatever, I’m going to keep this version of them forever in my heart. This is what I’m going to write and read, nothing else. If the movie ‘canon’ changes, I will simply ignore it.

if you know me well enough then you’d know I ship these two too hard that it’s unhealthy for me– //shot



I also made that weeks ago but only got to posting it now because I didn’t have the confidence


And honestly Sensy’s new design looks pretty hot– //triple shot

And I honestly think Ganz is the sub out of all the Genzy shippers out there– //quadruple shot

UnderNC : @extreme-op-wuff
GZTale : @golzy


America: You two should know smoking is bad.

England: Well, who’s selling all the tobacco overseas?

America *coughs*: Uhm, but…

France: We’re immortal, Alfred. 

America: But… damnit it’s still unhealthy. 

England: So are your ruthless marketing tactics.

America:... we’re not talking about me. 

France *blows smoke* 

America: :/

A Distraction - Kai Parker Smut

I sat in my rolly chair in front of my desk, the only light in my warm room coming from a pink lightbulb in my lamp in front of me and the tv Kai was watching Jeopardy on.

Two in the morning and my mind was focused on literally anything but the work I had to do.

And it didn’t help in the least that Kai had taken his shirt off for no good reason and tried coaxing me into taking mine off too. I wouldn’t fall for his crap, especially in the middle of something important. Even if it was pleasant seeing him wearing only jeans and laying on my bed like a model.

“I’m bored.” He said, falling back. I ignored his sighs. “Hello? I came over so we could have fun, not so you could ignore me, sweetheart.” He said, throwing one of my beanie babies at me.

“Screw you. No one asked you to come over, if you want attention go bother someone else… sweetheart.” I gritted my teeth. Kai stifled a laugh, standing up from my bed.

“Poor honey. You’ve been at it all week, uh?” He started, his hands landing on my shoulders, forcing me to relax as he massaged me. “I’ll bet you haven’t had a break the whole time, hmm? You’ve just got all this built up emotion in you?” He cooed as he gently moved my hair to one side.

“Kai.” I sighed, my eyes fluttering closed, my pencil falling out of my hand. I could practically hear his devilish smile.

“I can help you.” He whispered, all serpentine-like, dragging me to the seventh circle of hell with every unholy touch.

He pressed his hard dick against my back, his hands running under my shirt. He leaned over to kiss me, his face upside down.

“Bed.” He suggested, his breathing a bit shallow. I nodded in my trance, biting my lip. I laid down and he took my bottoms off at the advantage, pressing kisses up my leg, holding my thighs in his arms. “Pretty.” He smiled at the sight of the little bow on my panties, pressing a kiss there as my hands entered the messy hair sticking up in all directions on his head.

He finally met my face, a pretty little smile on his lips as he pushed his mouth against mine. I felt an energy surge through me as he held me.

I rolled over on him. He pulled me close to him, tearing off my underwear. I gasped as he balled them up and threw them, causing me to pull away.

“Unnecessary. But hot.” I smiled hazily, taking my shirt off too. Now completely naked, I pulled away so he could discard of his jeans. He snaked me back on him and I moaned at the feeling of our skin touching.

“Good grief.” He moaned as I took his dick in my hands. “Turn around, sweetheart.” He swallowed. I shuffled so that I faced away from him, looking at him through the mirror mounted on the wall.

He laid back against the mass of pillows and stuffed animals, his hands running up my back. I sunk onto him, my hands finding his to grab onto as I adjusted against him.

“Oh my -” He leaned his head back as I began moving up and down slowly, his hands crushing mine.

My eyes blurred in madness as I felt his hips rise with every one of my movements, quickening our pace. I moaned out loud as he let go of my hands and grabbed my arms, slapping me up and down rapidly.

Tugging at my hair, he grunted. “Just like that, princess.” The sound of our moans and breathing filled the room, air shifting hot.

I bounced on him, my hair wet with sweat as he yelled behind me, his head thrown back in agonizing pleasure.

He stretched his legs out over the bed, curling his toes on as he grunted animalistically and bit his lip hard.

“Don’t you ever stop fucking me!” He smacked my ass hard. My breath got caught in my throat, my sobs of bliss choked as my knees began to ache. “Fuck! Oh, you god damn bitch!” He cursed, gripping my waist hard as he pushed into me one last time, frozen as he spilled into me.

I slumped and stumbled off of him, laying right beside him as he breathed deeply, his eyes closed. They finally opened once he had calmed down and his stomach relaxed. “You have officially rocked my world.” He sighed hopelessly.


407 lbs. —> 255 lbs.

There are so few photos of me at my highest weight that it took forever to find these.  I was so unhealthy in the two left pictures.  Walking even for a few seconds left me out of breath, I had zero energy to do anything.  I was so ashamed to be seen by other people that I would avoid leaving my house whenever I could, let alone have pictures that documented just how bad things had gotten.

Flash forward to now: I weigh less than I did in high school.  I work retail on my feet for hours at a time.  I pick my little sister up from school because now I can walk the two blocks without feeling like I am dying.  I’ve taken my life back, and I won’t ever, EVER let myself go back to what I was.  Weight loss surgery was absolutely the tool I needed to get me on track to a better, healthier, longer life.  I will be thankful that I made this decision for the rest of my life.

Originally posted by foxydodo

Hey, shippers! Bill Cipher here with your periodic reminder that shipping two or more fictional characters has absolutely no bearing on your worth as a person! There are INFINITE possibilities in fiction, and even if you like a ship that’s problematic or a portrayal that’s downright unhealthy, that doesn’t say anything about who you are as a person. You’re a precious little meat puppet with plenty of good traits, and perfectly valid reasons for liking the things you like!

Stay awesome, and remember: covering yourself in images of me, preferably permanent ones, will protect you from negativity! I’m totally not making that up!

- Bill

road to forgiveness - Joji

Small request that consisted of just sex with angry Joji (so it may not be everyone’s cup of tea, I warn you, this might be a little unhealthy so please don’t throw stones at me). I hope I did it right, seems kind of exaggerated to me but oh well…


“Why are you ignoring me?!”

You stop in your tracks, surprised to see Joji here. Your eyes are wide and you feel the anger rising back up into you again. You had tried to forget what has happened in the morning between the two of you, when Joji has snapped at you for whatever reason; but seems like he had the brilliant idea to haunt you. It wasn’t your fault that he has stayed up all night and hadn’t slept a minute; you didn’t put him to it! In fact, you told him to stop and get some rest, but he only shooed you away rudely. This has happened so many times that you honestly got sick of his shit—so you left him alone. Joji was to blame for his mood and he had no right to yell at you if you slightly burnt his eggs in the morning. You wanted to forgive him, but instead, you had had enough. ‘I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU ALL DAY!’ and with that, you left for school.

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I have to say, something I see continuously in this fandom that bothers me (and I myself have been guilty of doing) is the romanticization on characters like Tim and Dallas and other guys. A lot of (typically younger) girls on here seem to think that they could change them and want headcanons about them being all sweet nice when they see that perfect girl. That isn’t what would happen. You can’t change a guy that doesn’t treat you or others right, and it’s really unhealthy to pretend you could

12 days of mysme (THE LIVE CAROL VERSION)
  • [RFA rings the doorbell, waiting for MC to open door to a big, big surprise...]
  • On the final day of Christmas, my true loves sent to me...
  • Jumin: Twelve fluffy cats.
  • Zen: Are you trying to kill her-
  • Jaehee: I want a day off.
  • Jumin: There should be a day for Elly.
  • Jaehee: Those are really unhealthy-
  • Yoosung: wait you missed a number-
  • Jumin: Five golden rings.
  • Yoosung: omo are you proposing?
  • Zen: MC is mine.
  • Jaehee: you two need to calm down
  • Unknown: and will somebody please pay attention to me?

-“Saw shit straight out of my nightmares.”-

two days of nothing and I shove Locus in a thong made of dollar bills into your face

im so sorry

"Don't Ever Break Up With Me Again"

This joke of Mai’s is one of the most common points brought up by people who want to portray Maiko as unhealthy and Mai as abusive and controlling. However, the context of the last time Zuko broke up with her is what makes this joke. Because remember the last time Zuko broke up with Mai, she saved his life.

Mai and Zuko have broken up several times in canon so far, two of those times before her joke. The first time, Mai dumps Zuko after he flies into a jealous rage over her talking to another boy, throws that boy across the room, and then publicly insults Mai when she gets upset. After all of that, Mai doesn’t retaliate, she just breaks up with Zuko and tells him why. There’s no punishment, no attempt to control him, just the acknowledgement that she can’t be in a relationship with him if he’s going to do that.

The second time they break up, Zuko dumps Mai, by letter, in order to join the Avatar. She is furious. He abandons her, he commits treason, he probably puts her in a very awkward position with Azula and even the Firelord, and he doesn’t even tell her to her face. And she tells this to Zuko when she sees him again at the Boiling Rock. And then, almost immediately afterward, after he has locked her up, she breaks out to save his life and help him and his companions escape. And when she faces Azula afterward, she clearly expects to die for it. Again, there is no vindictiveness here, no attempt to punish Zuko for leaving her, in spite of the fact that she is obviously hurt. Instead she performs an act of profound love and sacrifice.

And this is why her joke in the finale works, because when she tells Zuko “Don’t ever break up with me again,” she is reminding him, and the audience of the last time he did, when she “sav[ed] the jerk who dumped [her].” Zuko, it’s also clear understands the joke for what it is, since after giving her a nervous, guilty, little smile, he relaxes happily into her arms.

anonymous asked:

Doesn't matter if kubo truly wanted ih and rr. It doesn't change that ih and rr are utterly horrible ships. Ih is still grossly one sided and totally unhealthy. It doesn't change that ichiruki had an amazingly beautiful and healthy relationship. It doesn't change that miss tasukete me, never dried her loves rain or never picked him up when he was down. It doesn't take away that Ichigo, not cucky mcfucky, returned Rukia's smile. Thats just fact.

THAT is a fact. not some of these stupid ass ~alternative~ facts IH’s have been throwing around. ichiruki had the most mutually developed relationship in the manga. we saw them progress from strangers to friends to close friends to even more than close friends (they were in what a koreaboo would call a ‘some’.) doesn’t matter how much some say that k*bo intended for something to happen. fucker showed us ichiruki idc what he intended to do. 

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