these two are bffs i swear

dirkjohn meetcute where theyre both on a discord server rose owns and john is posting screencaps of texts with his cousin jake(edited to remove identifying info ofc) bc theyre fighting over something silly and dirks like “He sounds just like my ex-bf/current bff, tell me more” and they just back and forth in the dms with silly anecdotes about these two guys they know and theyre really bonding over how ridiculous they are until johns like “the weirdest thing about him is that i swear he has like a fetish for blue women?” and dirk just breaks into a sweat and replies “Really. That’s very coincidental, as my bro here has a ‘blue dame’ kink as well. How very uncanny.”

theres a good 15 minutes of nothing before john asks “would you happen to look like a hot anime man who wears bad clothes?” and dirk panics and blocks him

Masterlist

Prompt List: Prompts (*REMEMBER* We do MalexFemale, FemalexFemale, and MalexMale if you want.)

The Admins: Taebaby, Laymedown, Dreamer, Sherlock, Mia, Nari, Vita, Ellie, Yugbug, Kitty, & Leigh

Smutty(ish) = ♋   


SCENARIOS-

Exo:

Baekhyun #32 “This is all your fault!”, #33 “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”, & #35 “I could kill you right now!”  

Baekhyun #41 “I hate you”

Baekhyun #53 “What, does that feel good?” & #90 “No, no… take it off, please”  ♋

Baekhyun #85 “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear”  

Chanyeol #113 “ Babe, stop it or I swear I’ll tie you down”  

Chanyeol #31 “Kiss me” & #59 “Take off your clothes” ♋

Chanyeol #46 “I’m ok. Just please stop talking to me” & #116 “Do you realize how much stuff like this hurts me?”  

Chanyeol ‘Do you really wanna leave?’  ♋️

Chanyeol XMale ReaderX Suho 

Chanyeol ‘Sub reader, xMale’ ♋️

[Halloween] Chanyeol  “Why would you investigate the strange noise?” & “Don’t just stand there, RUN!”

Chen #18 “I’m going to take care of you, ok?” & #102 “My hands?”  

Chen  #4 “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore”, #39 “Make me”, & #87 “I’m not done yet” ♋

Chen #109 “Need help?”  

Kai #60  “It hurts!”  

Kai ‘Sub Jongin’  ♋

[Halloween] Kai “Which part sounded good to you? The party in the woods? The party in the woods, in the abandoned cabin? Or the anonymous text that was sent to you about the first two?“ & “Trust no one tonight.”

Kris #48 “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”, #85 “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear”, & #64 “You know that I love you, right?”  

Kyungsoo #65 “Don’t touch me”  

Kyungsoo #106 “Come here. Right now” ♋

Kyungsoo ‘Disneyland’  

Kyungsoo ‘xMale, Fuck me on the table’  ♋

Luhan #3  “Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?”, #22  “Were you ever going to tell me?”, & #27  “I could kiss you right now!”  

Luhan ‘Jealous of the other members’  

Sehun #31 “Kiss me” & #53 “Are you wearing my shirt?” ♋

Sehun #56 “Did you just… finish?”  & #76  “You’re so cute when you pout” ♋

Sehun #1 “Stay the night. Please”  

Sehun ‘MalexMale, submissive and needy’  ♋

Sehun ‘Sad movie’  

Sehun ‘Push me away all you want, I’ll always come back’

Sehun ‘My favorite pet’ xMale

Suho #36  “Knock it off!”  

Suho #94 “I don’t care anymore”  

Suho x Reader x Xiumin ‘Threesome’  ♋

Suho #112 “God, I missed you” & 116 “ Do you even realize how much stuff like this hurts me? “  

Tao Pt 1 “Blanket Thief” & Pt 2 “Blanket Thief”  

Xiumin  #44 “That doesn’t even make sense” & #17 “Isn’t this amazing?”  

Xiumin #47 “Can I sit here? All the other tables are full”  

Xiumin ‘You don’t want a baby’

Yixing #54 “Are you wearing my shirt?” & #80 ″You’re beautiful, you know that?”  

Yixing ‘MalexMale, coffee shop’  ♋

BTS:

Jungkook #24 “Don’t ask me that”  

Jungkook #58 “Shit, sorry, am I going too fast?” & #68 “Don’t look at me like that, I may not be able to hold back” ♋

Jungkook ‘He comforts you during a panic/anxiety attack’  

Jungkook ‘Submissive, with noona kink’  ♋

Jungkook ‘Too young’  ♋

[Werewolf au] Jungkook ‘Baby dreams’

Namjoon #101 ‘What did you call me?’  ♋

[Halloween] Namjoon ‘Bodies are coming to life, lets go’ xMale

Taehyung #1 “Stay the night. Please.”  

Taehyung ‘Who’s line is it anyway?’

[Vampire au] Yoongi ‘Bite me’

Yoongi/Taehyung ‘Rock-a-bye baby’

Yoongi ‘We’re in public’ xMale

GOT7:

Mark #5 “That’s almost the exact opposite of what I meant” & #107 “You’re still my favorite”  

Bambam “You’re at the beach and you’re self conscious, but he loves your body”  

Bambam #51 “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt” & #70 “I don’t think you’re doing it right?”  

JB ‘He tries to act tough when he see’s you being cute on stage, but the others start reading him’ 

[Halloween] JB & Jackson  “Our house is the only house who’s lights went out, why is that?”, “I have a shotgun and a shell with your name on it”, & “What about don’t go outside, don’t you understand?”

Jackson ‘Movie night’ (malexmale)   ♋

Jackson ‘Staying in’   

Jackson ‘Do you need me to kill someone for you?’ & ‘That’s it. End of discussion’

Yugyeom ‘It’s party time’

2ne1:

CL ‘She’s asked about you in an interview’ (xFemale)  

CL ‘You talk about adopting’  (xFemale)

CL ‘Frisky’ (xFemale)

BIG BANG:

Daesung ‘I am your instrument’  ♋

Daesung ‘Fluffy smut’

GD #113 “Babe, stop it, or I swear I’ll tie you down”, #16 “We can’t keep doing this”, & #4 “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore” ♋

GD ‘MalexMale, date night’  ♋

GDxYouxSeungri  

GD ‘Older brother returns’   

GD ‘Hostess’

GD ‘Man’s best enemy’  

GD ‘Let me on top, sub GD’  ♋

[Royal au] GD ‘Unlucky lovers’

Seungri ‘Giving him a handjob’ ♋

Seungri ‘Submissive’  ♋

Seungri ‘Replacement’  

Seungri ‘Say my name : Make me’

Taeyang ‘BFFs’

TOP ‘Forgotten birthdays PT 1’  ‘Forgotten birthdays PT 2′ 

TOP ‘You’re sick but you don’t want to tell him’

[Halloween] TOP ‘There’s only two hours left till daylight, I think we can do this’

Monsta-X:

Wonho ‘Collarbones’

VIXX:

Hyuk ‘Feed from me’


REACTIONS- 

EXO:

How they share the bed with you  

How they act when they’re jealous ♋

Quotes they’d get as tattoos

How they react when you want a baby  

How they react to you looking younger than you are

As disney characters

When they find out their shy crush is actually really funny  

When someone doesn’t believe their kid is theirs because their S/O is a foreigner  

When they check out ya booty

When you get the title of SKorea’s visual and holy trinity  

Favorite sexual positions  ♋

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When you bring up adoption *xMale*

When their BF is clumsy and gets bruises a lot *xMale*

When they find your room of bdsm sex toys  ♋

Favorite position for eating you out *nsfw*

When you love each other mutually, but you’re scared they’ll play you

[Werewolf AU] You (mate) tease them all day of the full moon to see when they’ll snap

How they react to you showing them your fav anime

When they find their BF crying and inconsolable

[Werewlf au] As puppies

As sugar daddies

When their BF has to lean down to kiss them

As kittens

BTS:

How they react to you grabbing your boobs when they’re sore/it’s going to rain

How they react to you wearing your natural coily hair for the first time  

How they react to another member banging on the walls because you two are too loud   ♋

How they react when you ask them to eat you out  ♋

How they react to thigh riding  ♋

How they react to you getting ‘blushy’ when you do skinship  

How they react when they’re your older brother and they spy on your first date

How they react when they tease you and you start crying  

How they react to you looking cool & edgy but find out you’re really sweet & shy  

How they react to you looking younger than you are

How they react to you having a panic/anxiety attack in public  

When they develop real feelings for their WGM partner  

How they react to their crush having tattoos/piercings  

When they get a call from their frightened child  

How they react to seeing your self-harm scars *trigger*  

When they slap you during a fight *trigger*  

When you slap them during a fight *trigger?*  

How they react to you being depressed *trigger?*  

How they react to their GF doing parkour

How they react to you becoming withdrawn 

How they react to you being able to sing pretty ok  

Favorite sexual position *nsfw*   ♋

How they react to you being good at puppy dog eyes  

When another idol kisses their GF in front of them when she didn’t want it  

How they react to their boyfriend secretly drawing them then giving them the picture  

When you get the title of SKorea’s visual and holy trinity

How they react to their GF working a manly job and getting hate for it

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When they have a crush on a member form a new boy group  

How they react to their Korean GF having blue eyes

When you bring home pepsi instead of coke

How they react to their GF being a theatrical performer and broadway fan

[Vampire AU] When he can’t help himself and sucks your blood, hurting you

[Vampire AU] How they react when their GF asks them to bite her

When their crush see’s them getting kissed by another trainee (who also has a crush on them)

When you start rapping to an english song but can’t rap to his because your korean isn’t as fluent

How they react to their GF being really strong

[Vampire au] When they fall in love with a witch

[Werewolf au] When you pleasured yourself while they were away and they can smell it

[Halloween] Going to a haunted house with them 

[Werewolf au] When you’re in heat and you need them to take care of you

How they react to you being chubby

[Vampire au] When they feel love for you when they thought they couldn’t love

How they react to you having cute moans

[Omegaverse au] When they like an omega who acts really alpha

[Vampire au] When they can tell your period is coming

How they react to you biting their ear when you’re horny

[Werewolf au] When you ask if starting a pack with them means having 5+ kids

[Vampire au] When you want to have sex with them

[Vampire au] How they react to another vamp biting you

When you stick a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn

[Werewolf au] When you have 5-6 kids with them

[Werewolf au] When they meet the other members as puppies for the first time

[Werewolf au] When you don’t know what mating is and you ask them if you two can do it

[Vampire au] When they find out the girl they’ve been watching is half dragon

[Vampire au] When you ask them where they got their costume but its actually their real clothes cause they’ve been hibernating for so long

[Werewolf au] As puppies

[Creature au] When they find out their GF is a hybrid

[Werewolf au] When they find out you’re being used as human cattle for vampires

[Vampire/creature au] When you’re half cat and you like to tease them

[Werewolf au] When they witness you changing on the full moon

[Werewolf au] Having 5-6 kids with them

[Werewolf au] When they meet the other members as puppies for the first time

When their S/O wants to make the relationship public

When their BF does skinship for the first time

When their GF is short and has to jump to kiss them

When their GF has a high sex drive

How they react to you wearing their hoodies because they smell like him

When their GF flirts with another idol

When they wake up on christmas morning and get a positive pregnancy test as a gift

What kind of drunk are they at a holiday party

As disney characters 

As puppies

His apartment

GOT7:

How they react when you ask them to eat you out   ♋

How they react when you act sexy  ♋

How they react to you handing them a love letter then running away  

How they react to you swallowing during oral *BJ*  ♋

How they react to you moaning while you’re making out  ♋

When you wake them up with a blowjob  ♋

When they have a crush on a new JYP solo artist  

How they react to you (GF) being in a popular k-girl group  

How they react to you getting off on them kissing your neck  ♋

When their GF is horny and she bites their ear as a hint   ♋

How they react when they watch you wax your eyebrows

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*  ♋

How they react to you asking to dom them

[Werewolf au] When they witness you changing on the full moon

When you tell them you don’t want kids

When you tell them you want kids

How they react to you being the holy trinity

[Vampire au] They start showing their fangs when you get intimate and you ask them to turn you

When they have a crush on a member of a new boy group

[Vampire au] When they find out you’re a vampire when you two get frisky

When you have a small pet goat that screams, follows them around, and steals their things

When they find out their fav waitress is a male cross dresser

When you bite them during sex

How they react to you jerking them off under a table in public

When you play EXID’s Up & Down 24/7

When they get their crush for secret santa (xMale)

When they drunkenly kiss their crush under the mistletoe

As disney characters

As bunnies

His apartment

BIG BANG:

How they react to you asking for a baby  

How they react to you hiding your face in their chest in embarrassment  

How they react to their pregnant gf/wife being grumpy  

How they react to your boyfriend cheating on you  

How they react to you being horny and grinding down on them  ♋

How they react to you taking control during sex and using handcuffs on them  ♋

How they react to you quitting your job because your boss was harassing you  

How they react to you giving them a love letter and running away  

How they react to their crush wanting to be on WGM with them  

They catch you masturbating  ♋

When you’re too shy to ask for them to buy you something expensive  

When You tell them you’re pregnant  

Falling asleep with them after having a rough day  

When you reveal to them you’re a virgin   ♋ 

When you get jealous and have rough sex with them  ♋

When they realize they’ve developed real feelings for their WGM partner  

How they react to a fan hitting you  

When you tell them you can’t have kids *trigger?*  

When someone thinks their child isn’t their own because their S/O is a foreigner  

How they react to you being depressed *trigger?*  

Meeting your parents

When they get a call from their frightened child 

Making out with them  ♋  

Waking them up with a blowjob  ♋

When you slap them during a fight and they start bleeding *trigger?*  💧

When you’re in public and you whisper that you aren’t wearing panties  ♋

How they react to you leaving a love mark on their neck  ♋

How they react to their crush being forced into an arranged marriage  💧

Favorite sexual positions  ♋

How they react to you being good at puppy dog eyes   

When their toddler runs on stage  

When another idol kisses their gf in front of them and she didn’t want it  

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When you give them the silent treatment

When you tease them under a table in public  ♋

When their GF is so short she has to jump up to kiss them  

When you get bitch slapped by a fish

When you have a pet goat that screams if they come near It and steals their things

When you call them asking to speak to your kid but he lost them

When you swing your hips while giving them a BJ to feel the friction

How they react to their Korean GF having blue eyes

How they react to you sexually teasing them in front of the other members 

When their child asks if he’s really their dad because they’re absent a lot  

Favorite position for eating you out *nsfw*

When you tease them by sexting them at work

When you love each other mutually, but you’re scared they’ll play you

How they react to their GF going all out for their birthday

When your mother starts pressuring you two for grandchildren

When his 4 yr old daughter starts opening a present excitedly  

When their 5 y/o wants to go trick or treating with them

How they react to their BF adopting a child without telling them

When their daughter gets chased by a chicken

How they react to you fangirling over another member

When they come home and find you watching tv naked

When a peacock starts chasing them

When you stick a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn

When you get insecure about your weight because someone insulted you

Going to a haunted house with them

When you become a back-up dancer for a new male group

How they act when their jealous

When you swallow them at the end of a blowjob

As sloths

VIXX:

When you look as young as them, but they find out you’re older

SHINee:

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*  ♋

When their GF hosts a halloween party and bakes everything herself

[Werewolf au] When their mate is in heat

[Halloween] Where they take you for your halloween carnival date

They get jealous when they see their crush having fun with a girl group *xMale*

BAP:

When their kid wants to trick or treat with them

WINNER:

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*

Monsta-X:

[Vampire au] When their BF is a vampire and they have to change him

When you’re normally quiet in bed but then they go hard and turn you into a screaming mess

When their BF wrote them a poem but is shy about giving it to them


DATING THEM INCLUDES-

BTS:

Hoseok  

Yoongi

Taehyung

EXO:

Kyungsoo

Jongdae

GOT7:

Yugyeom

Bambam

BIG BANG:

Seungri


FAKE TEXTS-

EXO:

Jongin ‘a little too loud’  ♋

Chanyeol ‘Misses his U.S. GF’  

Chen ‘guilty’

Kyungsoo ‘are you pregnant?’  

Yixing ‘Forgetful’

BTS:

Namjoon ‘is done with you’ 

V ‘what did you do??’

V ‘Tae won’t leave you to suffer’  

V ‘Clingy’  

When they all wanna date you

Jin ‘Horny jin, insecure S/O’  ♋

Jimin ‘Daddy’  ♋

BIG BANG:

Seungri ‘Needy, sarcastic’

Sexy texts cause they miss you  ♋

Everyday texts with GD Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4 ♋

Sending memes to them at 3am

GOT7:

JB ‘Jealous’  

JB ‘Daddy’  ♋

Yugyeom ‘Asking BFF Mark when the younger boy asks you out’   

Mark ‘’Daddy’  ♋

They’re on tour and they’re horny  ♋


WHO WE WRITE FOR:

  • EXO
  • BTS
  • Big Bang
  • GOT7
  • VIXX
  • Monsta X
  • IKON
  • NCT
  • Seventeen
  • Shinee
  • Boyfriend
  • BAP
  • B1A4
  • Teen Top
  • Ukiss
  • Mad Clown
  • MBLAQ
  • Jung Joon Young
  • Astro
  • Day6
  • Super Junior
  • Mamamoo
  • F(x)
  • Twice
  • GFRIEND
  • BLACKPINK
  • SISTAR
  • Taeyeon (snsd)
  • 4Minute/Hyuna
  • 2ne1
  • Davichi
  • AOA
Age Is Just A Number

Here’s the Imagine as requested (hopefully :) )

I tried my best to write it as it was suggested, so I hope you all enjoy it.



“So, Y/N, how are things with Jared?”, your BFF asked you hoping for some details about your and Jared’s relationship. You were not as open to share much information about the two of you, since Jared was so popular and it was best if everybody knew as little as possible. 

“Great, we’re having the best time when we’re together. He’s so charming, funny, handsome and great to be around.I swear the last date flew by so fast I felt we were out for 15 minutes, when we spent almost 6 hours together.”

“Are you gonna see him today as well?”, your BFF was so curious.

“I think so. He said he’ll text me when he’s done with the recording for today. Which should probably be any minute. It’s really late. They’re wrapping up with the new album so he’s pretty busy these days.”

Buzz, buzz

Wow, speak of the Devil”, you said and smiled as you glanced at your phone.

We have to talk. Can you come over to my place?”, it was Jared and you immediately felt a pit in your stomach.

Keep reading

Positive Daryl Dixon Post (✿◠‿◠)

There’s too much anti-Daryl going around so here’s a list of things things I love about him and a whole other bunch of pro-Daryl stuff that explains why he’s such a grumpy teenage nerd.


• he loves team family so much like he would die for them all. 

• he loves Carol so much, he loves to make fun of her and her cardigans “you look ridiculous” and he gives her flowers and he’s her “pookie” and he can’t stand being separated from her and when he is you better believe he’s gonna give her a big bear pookie hug.

• okay he loves Carol but holy shit does he love Rick Grimes. his brother, he has literally fed him, they have shared sodas, he’s sacrificed himself many times for him and also these two can calm each other down so easily like it’s v great, they love each other so much but Daryl is Rick’s #1 stan. or actually he’s tied with Michonne. 

• he gave Michonne fleas and she still loves him. true friendship, real friendship, Michonne loves Daryl and vice versa. these two are actually so protective of each other. Michonne didn’t want Daryl to go out by himself and he Daryl didn’t want Michonne to take on the governor by herself. BFFS. plus Daryl ships Richonne.

• Daryl loves Carl and Judith so much. he’s sacrificed for them too and he wanted to find them a home. he’s comforted Carl in bad times and do I have to remind anyone about “little ass kicker”? i swear, he refused to call Judith anything but little ass kicker for so long. 

• I dunno what the hell is up with him but he’s such a nerd for blowing up stuff. he’s always blowing things up and i’m convinced he was a science nerd in school and made his own explosions and i bet he got in trouble for it a few times.

• underrated moment; when Merle kept calling Glenn chinese and after getting close with Glenn, Daryl realized he used to be that ignorant too and corrected Merle, telling him he was korean. Daryl loves Glenn so much and don’t even get me started on all that.

• remember when Daryl refused to let Beth drink peach schnapps? because i do. he wanted her to remember her first drink because he is a nerd that likes to live in the moment. 

• also he’s a fan of the performing arts… sort of. he likes music. specifically Beth’s singing.and let’s not forget the time he became an art critic. well. he saw what looked like a painting done by a dog’s ass. his words, not mine.

• but he can be problematic, remember when all Patrick wanted was a handshake and Daryl just had to be gross and lick all his fingers first? honestly, he’s a danger to all mankind, wash your hands Daryl.

• that reminds me, he’s such a grumpy teen. remember when he was leaving alexandria and when Rosita asked where he was going he just said “out.” and when they first got to alexandria he refused to play nice and talk to others. Carol and Rick had to give him a strict talking to but you know that dork, he listens to no one. literally no one like everything goes in one ear and out the other.

• let’s not forget the time that Daryl of all people called out Shane for doing something illegal. 

• oh and remember when Daryl practiced being “zen”? that didn’t last long lmao. 

• plus, probably the most relatable thing, he’s anti-social but he loves pasta and animals. me too, Daryl, me too. 

anonymous asked:

So if we go back to the whole 'Leslie is Enjolras's mother' thing she would probably be dying when she met Enjolras's two bff's. ("Ben do they remind you of anyone?" "No. Who would they remind me of?")

Okay but let’s also talk about Leslie being E’s mom
Like Enj loves her to death but is just
Completely embarrassed sometimes

Like Ferre showed him the video of her falling down in the pit and he just kind of

Had to process it silently before sighing

Leslie helping her little boy campaign for student body president tho in high school

Imagine how aggressive she’d be with making posters and writing Enj debate cards

Leslie going to Courf and Ferre just
“I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TWO REMIND ME IF SOMEONE”

Ferre just shrugs
Courf smiles

Leslie meeting R and interrogating him when she finds out he loves her son

It’s scary and R wants to cry but afterwards she’s just
“…. I’ve decided I’m going to be your wing woman and help you woo my son”

R is just ?????

When E finds out he just
SIGHS LOUDLY

Bonnalise is Real

I started writing this to argue Bonnie Winterbottom’s queerness, but ultimately that’s intertwined with her relationship with Annalise. So let’s have a look at it all together. 

We know Annalise Keating isn’t straight.

Bonnie isn’t either. 

“But she was in love with Sam!” Debatable. “And she slept with Asher!” Irrelevant.

If we don’t see a character either doing something queer or declaring their queerness, the assumption is the character is straight.  That assumption is sometimes wrong!  

In season one, Annalise seemed straight.  We found out in season 2 that she’s actually bisexual.  They didn’t turn her bi between seasons 1 and 2.  She always was!  We just hadn’t seen it yet and there was no reason for her to announce it.

So let’s look at Bonnie’s behavior and words without the assumption of heterosexuality.  

Bonnie is devoted to Annalise and loves her so much, in so many ways, that if sex was on the table?  Hell yes, Bonnie would be there for it. In fact, if at some point it’s revealed that these two have boned in the past, I will not be surprised at all.

And here’s why…

Keep reading

  • Killua: bye I'm going out with my friend Gon
  • Illumi: You can't Killu, assassins don't have friends
  • Killua: What about Hisoka and you?
  • Illumi, sitting in Hisoka's lap, gently smooching the magician's hand while he braids his hair, both wearing a "BFFS 5ever" crop top: I don't know what you are talking about

Some Elena/Naomi headcanons because I can’t help myself


Naomi shamelessly flirts with Elena and Elena plays along until she realizes, “omg?!?! she’s actually flirting with me??!?!?”

The only one safe from Naomi’s roast fest is Elena (and by extension Abuela, Abuelo, and Isabelle)

There’s no homophobia in Avalor. Not at all. Everyone is supportive when they start dating. Even Esteban begrudgingly agrees that Naomi is a good partner for Elena

They casually hold hands as they’re out and about. When they’re not holding hands Naomi’s hands are usually on Elena’s butt back

Naomi and Isabelle become bffs. Isa just ADORES Naomi and always asks her and Elena when they’re going to get married

Naomi swears like a sailor (get it?) but she tries to tone it down around the palace and Elena’s family. One time she accidentally said fuck in front of Isabelle and Elena didn’t talk to her for two days

Elena: I’m having problems with this person Naomi: kill them Elena: no Naomi: I’ll kill them for you Elena: NO

Gabe is so oblivious, he thinks Elena and Naomi are just great gal pals. “What should I get Elena for our anniversary?” “Anniversary of what?” “Of when we started dating…?” “You guys are dating!?!?”

Naomi jokes about practically living at the palace and Elena freaks out like “does she want to move in??? should we spend more time at her place???? does she want to get married?????”

Often when Elena is on her throne reading/signing important documents Naomi will just lounge across her lap, reading a book or eating an apple or something

Elena likes to be the little spoon, so Naomi suffers through all of that hair because she loves her

Cute cuddles and giggly kisses. Need I say more?

Everyone says not to mess with Naomi because she’s dating the princess, but they soon learn not to mess with Elena because Naomi’s anger is something to behold

And when they do get married, everyone who knows Naomi from the village is like “oh no. the sass master is on the throne”

Naomi’s dad SOBS at the wedding. It’s a very moving ceremony

Elena has a bunch of embarrassing pet names for Naomi and accidentally calls her one at an important diplomatic meeting and in front of her entire family. Isa will not let her live it down

I’ll probably come up with more later. Just. Elena and Naomi in a happy, loving relationship

anonymous asked:

(1/?) ok so i thought i was friends with these two girls at my school and i sweared that they were almost like my two bff without remembering that i had a best friend outside at school and who treated me way better than they did i guess. so there was this girl who we will call 'jen' and this other that we will call 'sar' (not that i dont trust you or anything but just to make it short lol)

>> i’m going to put it under the cut since it’s quite long!

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

hello! do you think you could do some headcanons about being friends with luffy, sanji and nami? thank you!

Could you please write friendship hcs for Koala, Pudding and Carrot please? These ladies need more love, ty ♡

MORE FRIENDSHIP HCS! I LOVE FRIENDSHIP HCS

Luffy

  • oh my god Luffy
  • will lay down his life for you
  • grabs you at the most ridiculous moments and runs off into adventure with you
  • comes and goes into your house as he pleases
  • insults your other friends and family if he doesnt like them or finds weird things about them
  • steals your food
  • you are the kind of friends that make shenanigans at 1 o’clock in the morning at the local market, with illegally racing against each other in shopping carts

Sanji

  • such a sweet friend who cares so much for your wellbeing
  • bakes sweets extra for you
  • you can call him up at 3 am in the morning, he’ll be there for you
  • tries to get you to be his wingman
  • I believe he would sometimes dress you up
  • You watch chickflicks, romcoms, and tragic romances together
  • And watch the respective tv shows
  • You have to kill all the bugs for him
  • will do everything in his power to win you that goddamn giant teddy bear at the goddamn shooting range of the goddamn funfair

Nami

  • she knows how she can get you stuff
  • you first thought that she was a bossy bitch until she helped you out of a bad situation, since then you’re bffs 
  • you probably have to keep her from shoplifting
  • Will beat you up whenever you fool around
  • Do not try to scare her with bugs or something, she will beat you up
  • Has so much faith in you and your abilities
  • will bribe and deal with other people so she can get you two an exclusive night at the theater or at the ice rink

Koala

  • protective friend
  • you’re the ‘solving crimes and mysteries’ friends 
  • the reason you haven’t failed all your classes yet
  • “(Name) I swear to god, if you don’t study now, I’m gonna shove those books up your-”
  • go to bookclubs together and discuss a great book the both of you were reading at the moment
  • gives really great advice
  • beats up everybody who makes fun of you
  • SUPER CUDDLY, will squeal and tackle hug you

Pudding

  • super sweet mom friend
  • will feed you with sweets
  • always worried abou you
  • “(Name), buckle up, please.”
  • her mama mode is always on
  • She’s pretty honest tho
  • “Pudding, do you like my shirt?”
  • “Ehhhh…”
  • “Nevermind.”
  • You two would walk down the streets arm in arm, with shopping bags

Carrot

  • another crazy friend
  • *dragging you at your arm* “(NAME) WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT THERE!”
  • sends you pics of the monthly meme 24/7
  • all the activities she’s suggesting are outdoor sports
  • Hiking and then campign? Greeeeeeeat idea, Carrot, ha ha…ha
  • you wear matching outfits a lot
  • Will kill you when you still her food but steals your food herself
  • she’s as fast as Zoro, when she senses danger she will take you and push you behind her so she can protect you
Extracurricular Activities

Author’s Note:  In honor of Cinder actually doing something for the first time since volume one, and because I have way too much sugar in my bloodstream (CANDY IS WONDERFUL YOU GUYS) here is… some… thing.  I’ll reblog it tomorrow at some point because I’m sure everyone’s still talking about the new episode right now. 

Extracurricular Activities

(*)

“And finally, we have Pyrrha Nikos,” Emerald said, opening up the last file for the night.

Cinder smirked, continuing to work on her sewing without any visible concern. “Ah yes, the invincible girl.” 

“She’s smart,” Mercury said with a shrug.  “I wouldn’t say invincible.” 

Cinder smiled, her expression one of a cat seeking prey as the idea of a weakness was presented to her.  “Do tell.”

Keep reading

"How To" Calum Smut (Part One)

REQUEST: “OMG PLESE POST AN IMAGINE WHERE CAL Is your best friends brother and you’re both home alone for some reason and he teaches you how to masturbate PLEASEEEE DADDY KINK HELPS TOO”

part two

Side note: One, you’re a horny little fucking asshole. Two, I hate the word masturbate so much so pls bare with me cos’ I’m just gonna say ‘get off’ the whole fucking time. (Sorry I hate myself for that).

Keep reading

Louis is staring blankly at his Mac screen when he feels someone move in behind him.

“Don’t,” he sighs, reaching up to run his hands through his already tousled hair. “Just, I don’t know, sit down and help me choose a fucking pram, Liam.”

Liam drags over a stool and sits next to him, close enough that their knees nudge together and he can feel the heat from Liam’s body beside him.

He scrolls down for a few seconds before he switches tabs to where some dude with glasses and an annoyingly smug look in his eyes is comparing different brands and models. He’s been reading about pushchairs for about the last four days, squinting at his phone screen in the middle of the night when he can’t sleep and switching between different reviewers, trying to decide who looks most trustworthy.

Honestly, none of them do. This bloody pram is going to be transporting the most important thing in the fucking world and he can’t make a decision because none of the so-called fucking experts can agree on what the safest bloody pushchair is.

“Bit early for all this isn’t it, mate?” Liam says eventually. He keeps his voice low and soft, and fuck but Louis knows that tone. It’s his Daddy fucking Direction tone, and isn’t that the joke of the fucking century right now?

“My mum reckons the Phil and Ted,” he says.

“Well, she’d probably know, right?” Liam’s voice is teasing, but Louis can’t help the way he tenses up at the tone.

It feels a lot like censure.

“Briane reckons the Bugaboo,” he says like Liam hasn’t spoken. “Says that’s got the highest safety ratings but fuck knows where she got that info from.”

Liam keeps quiet this time, and Louis finds himself rambling to fill in the awkward, terrible silence that’s surrounded him since he had to sit the band down and explain what the fuck was going on. “There’s this one website that Silver Cross is the best one but this other website says iCandy. Like, why can’t they all just agree on the one pram? How are you meant to choose?”

Liam reaches over him and turns the Mac off.

“Hey, I was doing something pretty fucking important here Liam,” Louis says, but the bite has gone from his voice. He sounds tired and young and god, he sounds scared.

“Lou, you’re gonna be a great dad,” Liam says sincerely enough that Louis wants to punch him in his earnest face. Except he also wants to maybe bury his face in Liam’s broad shoulder and close his eyes and pretend he’s 18 again when his biggest worry was making Liam like him and whether anyone would notice that he had the least amount of solos in the band. “The best dad in the world. Maybe even equal with my dad, you know?”

Louis manages to laugh at that, although his throat is tight enough to make it painful. “No way, Liam. Geoff is the dream, you know? No one can live up to that standard.”

“Reckon you will though,” Liam says doggedly. “And Mark. He’s a great dad, yeah?”

Louis blinks a few times before he can let out a croaky “Yeah.”

“You’re not gonna be like him, you know,” Liam says softly. “You’re gonna go to every school play and call every night if you’re not home and your baby will grow up knowing how much their dad loves them, okay?”

“God shut up, Liam,” Louis says shakily. He rubs his hand over his face and he’s so off-kilter that he lets Liam grab his hand and hold onto it, the way he used to do with Liam during his BFF-campaign.

“Alright,” Liam says easily enough that Louis glances over to see a small smile playing on Liam’s stupid lips. “Just wanted to make sure you knew that.”

Louis stares at their linked fingers for a few minutes before he reaches for the keyboard with his other hand. “Either help me pick a bloody pram Liam or fuck off.”

“I already texted my mum, she swears by the Phil and Ted,” Liam murmurs. “That’s two mums, with like, ten kids between them. Reckon that’s good enough for me.”

The cursor hovers over the Phil and Ted image for a moment before Louis clicks, and feels a tiny weight lift off his shoulders.

“Next question then,” Louis says and doesn’t react when Liam squeezes his hand gently. “What colour?”

“Can’t go wrong with black,” Liam says with a shrug.

“Yeah,” Louis mumbles. “Black is good.”

“Durable,” Liam says solemnly. “Hides marks and shit. And you know your kid is going to be a messy brat.”

You’re a messy brat,” Louis grumbles. He’s put the black Phil and Ted in his basket and he’s currently browsing the accompanying umbrellas and rain covers and plastic mugs to fit in the cup holder on the pram. Who fucking knew prams came with cup holders?

He lets Liam sneak his arm around Louis’ shoulder as he leans forward and starts rambling on about the merits of a leather changing bag that makes Louis’ head spin. He not-so-subtly drops his head onto Liam’s shoulder and neither of them mention it as Liam’s hand slips down to his waist and his fingers stroke the warm skin under his shirt.

He thinks maybe he’ll actually be okay, somehow. But he stays where he is for the moment, and lets Liam’s warmth surround him.

Winter Boo Bear Luvs His Kutong Lupa

Once his brains were less “scrambled eggs,” as he put it and he was fairly on the right side of sane, Bucky Barnes took to writing.

Turns out, he’s good at it.  

Hilariously, the first book he manages to sell is a romance novel - The Hawk and the Widow was written entirely tongue in cheek and certainly not based on any birdbrains or spiders of his acquaintance - nope nope nope.  It’s a romance set during the French Revolution, a creative tapdance into history with a dash of The Scarlet Pimpernel thrown into it.  The deviation from the standard bodice ripper tropes and a heroine who’s definitely not the standard “sweet, innocent but spirited ingenue” make it a best seller. 

The fact that she actually enjoyed reading it was the sole reason why Natasha did not actually use the book to brain him.  Hey, he’d already suffered enough brain damage for one lifetime and more, right? So the Black Widow spared “J.B. Winters” so he could write more books.  

Also, the book also got released with some additional interior art from the equally unconventional artist who did the cover of his book.  Pepper was his publisher, editor and his agent and she cackled gleefully when Bucky asked who it was but refused to say anything.  “Let me keep my secret a little while longer, Winter Boo Bear.”

Winter. Boo. Bear.

So, Salt and Pepper was totally not written in revenge for that, in which a true intrepid, terrifyingly competent heroine who did not resemble Pepper Potts in any way, shape or form, had adventures with a mad Frankenstein-like scientist who was totally not Tony Stark.  Adventures being that she tried to keep him from blowing up half the Swiss Alps with his crazy experiments while dealing with a shadowy Evil Organization bent on world domination.

Yeah, this was going to be a theme with his books.  The fact that “J.B. Winters” is looking forward to new and creative ways to foist the evil plans of said Shadowy Evil Organization is really not Bucky working through his issues with HYDRA, even though in real life, he’d already taken immense pleasure in hunting them down and eradicating every last head he could find. 

Yeah.  It’s all just fiction, folks.

So this third book - this is giving him trouble.  Because it was actually being written from the point of view of the tiny, bitty but impossibly brave hero, who had his loyal best friend and now, of course, had a lovely, equally brave and competent lady who was meant to be his love interest. 

His characters were not cooperating with him. 

Said brave, competent, crack shot lady heroine seemed to constantly get into situations in which she was going to push Bitty Hero and BFF together, come hell or high water and nope, Bucky was not imagining Peggy Carter, now at peace, giggling at him from wherever she was.  And yelling at him for not admitting he’d been “arse over tit” for a certain Steven Grant Rogers for the better part of seventy fucking years.  

She had better be in Heaven or Paradise or Bucky was going to have a Serious Discussion with Whoever was in charge of these things. 

Still. 

Pepper had his initial drafts - which wasn’t the norm, to be honest, but it was always good to have her feedback and her mysterious artist needed the inspiration to get going on the next cover. 

“Love triangle?” Pepper ventured, although she sounded tentative about it and her nose wrinkled even as she thought about it more.

“Christ, no,” Bucky grumbled.  “I swear I ain’t using any tired old love triangles in my books, especially where the two fellas end up getting all tragical over the lovely dame.”

Pepper raised a brow. “I’d think it would be the BFF and Lady Caroline getting all ‘tragical’, as you put it, over Grant himself.”

Bucky blinked.

“That is what you’re going for here, right?" 

And then, Bucky spots what was apparently an early draft for his book cover but apparently, the artist had a sense of humor and actually went for the typical bodice ripper set-up this time around.  Except that the artist’s rendition of Grant was looking up soulfully into the blue eyes of his built like a you-know-what Best Friend, held passionately in his arms.  There was a joke title too - because Bucky was stuck on the title as well. 

Winter Boo Bear Loves His Bitty Punk.

Pepper smirked.  "Yeah, he’s seeing it too.”

And then it hit Bucky, because, of course, who else was his artist-illustrator going to be?

Well shit. 

No, his knees totally did not give out and Bucky totally did not sink back down on the soft couch in Pepper’s office. 

“I’m that obvious, huh?”

She patted him on the arm.  It was the metal arm but Stark Industries had done wonders with his new arm, as far as sensitivity went. 

“If it helps, Steve is just as equally terrified as you are.  Because, you know, I’ve seen this before, what with all the pining and the whole 'I’d be happy to have him in my life in whatever way he wants to be’ thing you both have going on.  And I think Peggy saw it too.”

Bucky tried not to blush but failed.  God damn it. 

“Lady Caroline is not Peggy.”

“Of course not.”

“And his rendition of 'Grant’ needs a little work.  He never was good at self-portraits.  Thinks he ain’t all that, no matter how many times I tell him he’s one fine looking specimen of a fella, bitty or big.”

“I think he would appreciate the feedback.  Go get him, Winter Boo Bear.”

So Bucky went and had a very long talk with one Steven Grant Rogers, in which long-overdue mutual confessions were made, as well as an enjoyable argument over the fact that Bucky was hopelessly gone on him like the sap he was, whether he was his original tiny self or now that he was a big lunkhead. 

Either way, he was still Bucky’s punk.  And Bucky was still very much Steve’s jerk although according to Steve, “sweetheart” sounded a lot better and he was prepared to keep on arguing with Bucky if he ever thought he wasn’t “good enough” for Steve.  There was no faster way to rouse that Irish firecracker temper.  

“You’re my hero, James Buchanan Barnes - and a good man.  Don’t you forget it.”

“Yessir, Captain sir - ” would have been Bucky’s response, except he got pounced and loved on by one enthusiastic super soldier and he was totally undone by the purring and the nuzzling and the fact that he had a distracting view to contend with, once Steve had managed to get his shirt off.  Bucky’s own shirt suddenly disappeared in short order.  So did his pants, for that matter. 

Later, Steve graciously accepted Bucky’s comments on his rendition of “Grant” and presented him with a better cover.

In the meantime, Bucky went back to rewrite his new novel and this time, Grant ended up in the arms of his beloved Soldier, with Lady Caroline managing to knock some sense into both of them in a manner that would have made her inspiration, Peggy Carter, quite proud. 

Extensive “research” with Steve made the love scenes in the book especially good but according to the feedback he’d gotten from Pepper and the rest of the SHIELD folks who were reading the J.B. Winters novels, they blushed more at the “domestic fluff” moments between Grant and his beloved Nicholas. 

And yes, The Bear and the Dragon actually outsold the earlier two books.  Steve had pouted when he learned Winter Boo Bear Loves His Bitty Punk wasn’t going to pass muster but he’d ruefully accepted it once Bucky kissed the pout away. 

Bucky’s currently thinking of ideas for his next book.  The Dove and the Falcon might be a good working title…

- end -

Note:  maeglinstark totally gets the blame for the title of this ficlet.  He even embroidered it on sheets and everything.  :P 

Steve Rogers is a true Kutong Lupa and will always be the Kutong Lupa of my heart.