these two are bffs i swear

dirkjohn meetcute where theyre both on a discord server rose owns and john is posting screencaps of texts with his cousin jake(edited to remove identifying info ofc) bc theyre fighting over something silly and dirks like “He sounds just like my ex-bf/current bff, tell me more” and they just back and forth in the dms with silly anecdotes about these two guys they know and theyre really bonding over how ridiculous they are until johns like “the weirdest thing about him is that i swear he has like a fetish for blue women?” and dirk just breaks into a sweat and replies “Really. That’s very coincidental, as my bro here has a ‘blue dame’ kink as well. How very uncanny.”

theres a good 15 minutes of nothing before john asks “would you happen to look like a hot anime man who wears bad clothes?” and dirk panics and blocks him

anonymous asked:

do you have any really sinful yoonmin fics (asking for a friend i swear)

hello yes lets be bffs this is my k i n k

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Sexy Series by embryonicgrip [E, 31k] (two works in the series)

Hey, Piano Man by MissterMaia [E, 15k]

Greedy by novilunar [E, 9k]

Perfect Places by buttstrife [E, 6k]

In the Twilight Air by Trilluvium [E, 8k]

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Pure by dokidokiharahara (anewkindofthrill) [E, 4k]

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HoneyxBaby by mintsoda [E, 43k] (3 works in this series)

Strawberry Sweet by embryonicgrip [E, 42k]

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Strawberry Lube by minyoongz [E, 82k] (lots of angst tho beware)

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i got carried away there whoops

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The Other Woman - Jason Todd x Reader

@memento-scribet This one’s for you babe. ;)

Prompt: Can you do a fic where Dick’s and Jason’s SOs have been friends for like ever and the boys get jealous of them spending so much time together or whatever and one of them just sorta looks at them and is like look we have been together for so long we are practically married get over yourselves or like Dick’s SO calls out babe and both Dick and Jason’s SO answer and she is like “Not him babe her babe” just basically two bffs dating two batboys please. (I’m a jaywife BTW if you need a POV) Thanks <3

“So … You and Dick’s girlfriend are pretty close huh?” Jason asked you trying his damned hardest to sound casual.

“Why?Are you jealous?” You asked, teasingly poking your adorable, overthinking boyfriend between the ribs.

“Well sometimes I swear you spend more time with her than me and we fucking sleep together!” He complained, only half seriously.

“Awww, wee lamb. Are you feeling left out?” You asked ruffling his hair and giving him a sad little pout. He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.

“Yeah, a little bit actually.” He admitted. You smiled sympathetically at him and leaned in to press a kiss against his cheek. You proceeded to wrap your arms around his neck and nuzzle your nose under his jaw.

“Babe, she and I have been together longer than any boyfriend either of us have had combined. We’re basically married at this point.” You explained in a gentle tone.

“So I’m the other woman?” He asked in a false offended tone.

“No sweetie, you’re not the other woman. She and I have agreed on an open relationship, baby.”

“How modern of you.” He replied with dry sarcasm.

“If you want to bitch about it I’m sure Dick would be happy to join your stitch and bitch club.” You joked, pressing a kiss to the underside of his jaw. You could help but to chuckle to yourself at the cute little pout he gave you. Before he could voice any more of your complaints the doorbell rang signalling the arrival of Dick and his girlfriend. You let out a little squeal and hurried to answer the door. You flung open the door and launched yourself into your best friend’s arms.

“You’d think they haven’t seen each other in years.” Dick commented to Jason as they watched as you and your Babe excitedly hug it out.

“She told me today that we’re basically their mistresses and we need to start a stitch and bitch club.” Jason complained.

“That actually sounds like a great idea.” Dick agreed.

“Oh my god! Come in, come in! It’s been forever since we’ve last gotten together!”

“It’s been like two days and you guys text non stop.” Jason pointed.

“Hush you.” You hushed you spoilsport boyfriend while leading your guests further into your apartment.

“I’m going to just go start dinner. I’ll be right back.” You said already making your way into the kitchen.

“Hey babe? Can you get me some water?” Dick’s girlfriend called. Dick made a motion to get off the couch and go to the kitchen to get his girlfriend the water she requested.

“Where are you going?” Dick’s girlfriend asked in deep confusion.

“You said to get you some water.” He replied.

“Dick. Her babe, not you babe.” Dick’s girlfriend clarified. The sound of your laughter could be heard from where they were all sitting. These poor boys …

“So about that stitch and bitch …” Dick said leaning closer to whisper in Jason’s ear. “Wednesdays at 8?”

Mistaken Snaps

Pairing: Reader x bff!Hanbin

Group: iKON

Type: Very Limited Smut/Fluff??/Regret.

Words: 2.1K ish

Warnings: swearing, not really sexting??, cringe

A Brief Synopsis: 

Hanbin does a dumb. That’s it. This is a complete mess so don’t take this too seriously. This is a result of me sitting alone without pants in my living room, watching Diners, Drive-In’s and Dives at two in the morning, while listening to kpop and running on virtually no sleep. Literally no one asked for this, but I’m a slut for Hanbin and like virtuallyallmost of ikon, so this is what happened while I waited for requests to come in.

Originally posted by hbi-n

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Masterlist

Prompt List: Prompts (*REMEMBER* We do MalexFemale, FemalexFemale, and MalexMale if you want.)

The Admins: Taebaby, Laymedown, Dreamer, Sherlock, Mia, Nari, Vita, Ellie, Yugbug, Kitty, & Leigh

Smutty(ish) = ♋   


SCENARIOS-

Exo:

Baekhyun #32 “This is all your fault!”, #33 “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”, & #35 “I could kill you right now!”  

Baekhyun #41 “I hate you”

Baekhyun #53 “What, does that feel good?” & #90 “No, no… take it off, please”  ♋

Baekhyun #85 “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear”  

Chanyeol #113 “ Babe, stop it or I swear I’ll tie you down”  

Chanyeol #31 “Kiss me” & #59 “Take off your clothes” ♋

Chanyeol #46 “I’m ok. Just please stop talking to me” & #116 “Do you realize how much stuff like this hurts me?”  

Chanyeol ‘Do you really wanna leave?’  ♋️

Chanyeol XMale ReaderX Suho 

Chanyeol ‘Sub reader, xMale’ ♋️

[Halloween] Chanyeol  “Why would you investigate the strange noise?” & “Don’t just stand there, RUN!”

Chen #18 “I’m going to take care of you, ok?” & #102 “My hands?”  

Chen  #4 “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore”, #39 “Make me”, & #87 “I’m not done yet” ♋

Chen #109 “Need help?”  

Kai #60  “It hurts!”  

Kai ‘Sub Jongin’  ♋

[Halloween] Kai “Which part sounded good to you? The party in the woods? The party in the woods, in the abandoned cabin? Or the anonymous text that was sent to you about the first two?“ & “Trust no one tonight.”

Kris #48 “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”, #85 “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear”, & #64 “You know that I love you, right?”  

Kyungsoo #65 “Don’t touch me”  

Kyungsoo #106 “Come here. Right now” ♋

Kyungsoo ‘Disneyland’  

Kyungsoo ‘xMale, Fuck me on the table’  ♋

Luhan #3  “Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?”, #22  “Were you ever going to tell me?”, & #27  “I could kiss you right now!”  

Luhan ‘Jealous of the other members’  

Sehun #31 “Kiss me” & #53 “Are you wearing my shirt?” ♋

Sehun #56 “Did you just… finish?”  & #76  “You’re so cute when you pout” ♋

Sehun #1 “Stay the night. Please”  

Sehun ‘MalexMale, submissive and needy’  ♋

Sehun ‘Sad movie’  

Sehun ‘Push me away all you want, I’ll always come back’

Sehun ‘My favorite pet’ xMale

Suho #36  “Knock it off!”  

Suho #94 “I don’t care anymore”  

Suho x Reader x Xiumin ‘Threesome’  ♋

Suho #112 “God, I missed you” & 116 “ Do you even realize how much stuff like this hurts me? “  

Tao Pt 1 “Blanket Thief” & Pt 2 “Blanket Thief”  

Xiumin  #44 “That doesn’t even make sense” & #17 “Isn’t this amazing?”  

Xiumin #47 “Can I sit here? All the other tables are full”  

Xiumin ‘You don’t want a baby’

Yixing #54 “Are you wearing my shirt?” & #80 ″You’re beautiful, you know that?”  

Yixing ‘MalexMale, coffee shop’  ♋

BTS:

Jungkook #24 “Don’t ask me that”  

Jungkook #58 “Shit, sorry, am I going too fast?” & #68 “Don’t look at me like that, I may not be able to hold back” ♋

Jungkook ‘He comforts you during a panic/anxiety attack’  

Jungkook ‘Submissive, with noona kink’  ♋

Jungkook ‘Too young’  ♋

[Werewolf au] Jungkook ‘Baby dreams’

Namjoon #101 ‘What did you call me?’  ♋

[Halloween] Namjoon ‘Bodies are coming to life, lets go’ xMale

Taehyung #1 “Stay the night. Please.”  

Taehyung ‘Who’s line is it anyway?’

[Vampire au] Yoongi ‘Bite me’

Yoongi/Taehyung ‘Rock-a-bye baby’

Yoongi ‘We’re in public’ xMale

GOT7:

Mark #5 “That’s almost the exact opposite of what I meant” & #107 “You’re still my favorite”  

Bambam “You’re at the beach and you’re self conscious, but he loves your body”  

Bambam #51 “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt” & #70 “I don’t think you’re doing it right?”  

JB ‘He tries to act tough when he see’s you being cute on stage, but the others start reading him’ 

[Halloween] JB & Jackson  “Our house is the only house who’s lights went out, why is that?”, “I have a shotgun and a shell with your name on it”, & “What about don’t go outside, don’t you understand?”

Jackson ‘Movie night’ (malexmale)   ♋

Jackson ‘Staying in’   

Jackson ‘Do you need me to kill someone for you?’ & ‘That’s it. End of discussion’

Yugyeom ‘It’s party time’

2ne1:

CL ‘She’s asked about you in an interview’ (xFemale)  

CL ‘You talk about adopting’  (xFemale)

CL ‘Frisky’ (xFemale)

BIG BANG:

Daesung ‘I am your instrument’  ♋

Daesung ‘Fluffy smut’

GD #113 “Babe, stop it, or I swear I’ll tie you down”, #16 “We can’t keep doing this”, & #4 “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore” ♋

GD ‘MalexMale, date night’  ♋

GDxYouxSeungri  

GD ‘Older brother returns’   

GD ‘Hostess’

GD ‘Man’s best enemy’  

GD ‘Let me on top, sub GD’  ♋

[Royal au] GD ‘Unlucky lovers’

Seungri ‘Giving him a handjob’ ♋

Seungri ‘Submissive’  ♋

Seungri ‘Replacement’  

Seungri ‘Say my name : Make me’

Taeyang ‘BFFs’

TOP ‘Forgotten birthdays PT 1’  ‘Forgotten birthdays PT 2′ 

TOP ‘You’re sick but you don’t want to tell him’

[Halloween] TOP ‘There’s only two hours left till daylight, I think we can do this’

Monsta-X:

Wonho ‘Collarbones’

VIXX:

Hyuk ‘Feed from me’


REACTIONS- 

EXO:

How they share the bed with you  

How they act when they’re jealous ♋

Quotes they’d get as tattoos

How they react when you want a baby  

How they react to you looking younger than you are

As disney characters

When they find out their shy crush is actually really funny  

When someone doesn’t believe their kid is theirs because their S/O is a foreigner  

When they check out ya booty

When you get the title of SKorea’s visual and holy trinity  

Favorite sexual positions  ♋

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When you bring up adoption *xMale*

When their BF is clumsy and gets bruises a lot *xMale*

When they find your room of bdsm sex toys  ♋

Favorite position for eating you out *nsfw*

When you love each other mutually, but you’re scared they’ll play you

[Werewolf AU] You (mate) tease them all day of the full moon to see when they’ll snap

How they react to you showing them your fav anime

When they find their BF crying and inconsolable

[Werewlf au] As puppies

As sugar daddies

When their BF has to lean down to kiss them

As kittens

BTS:

How they react to you grabbing your boobs when they’re sore/it’s going to rain

How they react to you wearing your natural coily hair for the first time  

How they react to another member banging on the walls because you two are too loud   ♋

How they react when you ask them to eat you out  ♋

How they react to thigh riding  ♋

How they react to you getting ‘blushy’ when you do skinship  

How they react when they’re your older brother and they spy on your first date

How they react when they tease you and you start crying  

How they react to you looking cool & edgy but find out you’re really sweet & shy  

How they react to you looking younger than you are

How they react to you having a panic/anxiety attack in public  

When they develop real feelings for their WGM partner  

How they react to their crush having tattoos/piercings  

When they get a call from their frightened child  

How they react to seeing your self-harm scars *trigger*  

When they slap you during a fight *trigger*  

When you slap them during a fight *trigger?*  

How they react to you being depressed *trigger?*  

How they react to their GF doing parkour

How they react to you becoming withdrawn 

How they react to you being able to sing pretty ok  

Favorite sexual position *nsfw*   ♋

How they react to you being good at puppy dog eyes  

When another idol kisses their GF in front of them when she didn’t want it  

How they react to their boyfriend secretly drawing them then giving them the picture  

When you get the title of SKorea’s visual and holy trinity

How they react to their GF working a manly job and getting hate for it

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When they have a crush on a member form a new boy group  

How they react to their Korean GF having blue eyes

When you bring home pepsi instead of coke

How they react to their GF being a theatrical performer and broadway fan

[Vampire AU] When he can’t help himself and sucks your blood, hurting you

[Vampire AU] How they react when their GF asks them to bite her

When their crush see’s them getting kissed by another trainee (who also has a crush on them)

When you start rapping to an english song but can’t rap to his because your korean isn’t as fluent

How they react to their GF being really strong

[Vampire au] When they fall in love with a witch

[Werewolf au] When you pleasured yourself while they were away and they can smell it

[Halloween] Going to a haunted house with them 

[Werewolf au] When you’re in heat and you need them to take care of you

How they react to you being chubby

[Vampire au] When they feel love for you when they thought they couldn’t love

How they react to you having cute moans

[Omegaverse au] When they like an omega who acts really alpha

[Vampire au] When they can tell your period is coming

How they react to you biting their ear when you’re horny

[Werewolf au] When you ask if starting a pack with them means having 5+ kids

[Vampire au] When you want to have sex with them

[Vampire au] How they react to another vamp biting you

When you stick a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn

[Werewolf au] When you have 5-6 kids with them

[Werewolf au] When they meet the other members as puppies for the first time

[Werewolf au] When you don’t know what mating is and you ask them if you two can do it

[Vampire au] When they find out the girl they’ve been watching is half dragon

[Vampire au] When you ask them where they got their costume but its actually their real clothes cause they’ve been hibernating for so long

[Werewolf au] As puppies

[Creature au] When they find out their GF is a hybrid

[Werewolf au] When they find out you’re being used as human cattle for vampires

[Vampire/creature au] When you’re half cat and you like to tease them

[Werewolf au] When they witness you changing on the full moon

[Werewolf au] Having 5-6 kids with them

[Werewolf au] When they meet the other members as puppies for the first time

When their S/O wants to make the relationship public

When their BF does skinship for the first time

When their GF is short and has to jump to kiss them

When their GF has a high sex drive

How they react to you wearing their hoodies because they smell like him

When their GF flirts with another idol

When they wake up on christmas morning and get a positive pregnancy test as a gift

What kind of drunk are they at a holiday party

As disney characters 

As puppies

His apartment

GOT7:

How they react when you ask them to eat you out   ♋

How they react when you act sexy  ♋

How they react to you handing them a love letter then running away  

How they react to you swallowing during oral *BJ*  ♋

How they react to you moaning while you’re making out  ♋

When you wake them up with a blowjob  ♋

When they have a crush on a new JYP solo artist  

How they react to you (GF) being in a popular k-girl group  

How they react to you getting off on them kissing your neck  ♋

When their GF is horny and she bites their ear as a hint   ♋

How they react when they watch you wax your eyebrows

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*  ♋

How they react to you asking to dom them

[Werewolf au] When they witness you changing on the full moon

When you tell them you don’t want kids

When you tell them you want kids

How they react to you being the holy trinity

[Vampire au] They start showing their fangs when you get intimate and you ask them to turn you

When they have a crush on a member of a new boy group

[Vampire au] When they find out you’re a vampire when you two get frisky

When you have a small pet goat that screams, follows them around, and steals their things

When they find out their fav waitress is a male cross dresser

When you bite them during sex

How they react to you jerking them off under a table in public

When you play EXID’s Up & Down 24/7

When they get their crush for secret santa (xMale)

When they drunkenly kiss their crush under the mistletoe

As disney characters

As bunnies

His apartment

BIG BANG:

How they react to you asking for a baby  

How they react to you hiding your face in their chest in embarrassment  

How they react to their pregnant gf/wife being grumpy  

How they react to your boyfriend cheating on you  

How they react to you being horny and grinding down on them  ♋

How they react to you taking control during sex and using handcuffs on them  ♋

How they react to you quitting your job because your boss was harassing you  

How they react to you giving them a love letter and running away  

How they react to their crush wanting to be on WGM with them  

They catch you masturbating  ♋

When you’re too shy to ask for them to buy you something expensive  

When You tell them you’re pregnant  

Falling asleep with them after having a rough day  

When you reveal to them you’re a virgin   ♋ 

When you get jealous and have rough sex with them  ♋

When they realize they’ve developed real feelings for their WGM partner  

How they react to a fan hitting you  

When you tell them you can’t have kids *trigger?*  

When someone thinks their child isn’t their own because their S/O is a foreigner  

How they react to you being depressed *trigger?*  

Meeting your parents

When they get a call from their frightened child 

Making out with them  ♋  

Waking them up with a blowjob  ♋

When you slap them during a fight and they start bleeding *trigger?*  💧

When you’re in public and you whisper that you aren’t wearing panties  ♋

How they react to you leaving a love mark on their neck  ♋

How they react to their crush being forced into an arranged marriage  💧

Favorite sexual positions  ♋

How they react to you being good at puppy dog eyes   

When their toddler runs on stage  

When another idol kisses their gf in front of them and she didn’t want it  

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When you give them the silent treatment

When you tease them under a table in public  ♋

When their GF is so short she has to jump up to kiss them  

When you get bitch slapped by a fish

When you have a pet goat that screams if they come near It and steals their things

When you call them asking to speak to your kid but he lost them

When you swing your hips while giving them a BJ to feel the friction

How they react to their Korean GF having blue eyes

How they react to you sexually teasing them in front of the other members 

When their child asks if he’s really their dad because they’re absent a lot  

Favorite position for eating you out *nsfw*

When you tease them by sexting them at work

When you love each other mutually, but you’re scared they’ll play you

How they react to their GF going all out for their birthday

When your mother starts pressuring you two for grandchildren

When his 4 yr old daughter starts opening a present excitedly  

When their 5 y/o wants to go trick or treating with them

How they react to their BF adopting a child without telling them

When their daughter gets chased by a chicken

How they react to you fangirling over another member

When they come home and find you watching tv naked

When a peacock starts chasing them

When you stick a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn

When you get insecure about your weight because someone insulted you

Going to a haunted house with them

When you become a back-up dancer for a new male group

How they act when their jealous

When you swallow them at the end of a blowjob

As sloths

VIXX:

When you look as young as them, but they find out you’re older

SHINee:

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*  ♋

When their GF hosts a halloween party and bakes everything herself

[Werewolf au] When their mate is in heat

[Halloween] Where they take you for your halloween carnival date

They get jealous when they see their crush having fun with a girl group *xMale*

BAP:

When their kid wants to trick or treat with them

WINNER:

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*

Monsta-X:

[Vampire au] When their BF is a vampire and they have to change him

When you’re normally quiet in bed but then they go hard and turn you into a screaming mess

When their BF wrote them a poem but is shy about giving it to them


DATING THEM INCLUDES-

BTS:

Hoseok  

Yoongi

Taehyung

EXO:

Kyungsoo

Jongdae

GOT7:

Yugyeom

Bambam

BIG BANG:

Seungri


FAKE TEXTS-

EXO:

Jongin ‘a little too loud’  ♋

Chanyeol ‘Misses his U.S. GF’  

Chen ‘guilty’

Kyungsoo ‘are you pregnant?’  

Yixing ‘Forgetful’

BTS:

Namjoon ‘is done with you’ 

V ‘what did you do??’

V ‘Tae won’t leave you to suffer’  

V ‘Clingy’  

When they all wanna date you

Jin ‘Horny jin, insecure S/O’  ♋

Jimin ‘Daddy’  ♋

BIG BANG:

Seungri ‘Needy, sarcastic’

Sexy texts cause they miss you  ♋

Everyday texts with GD Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4 ♋

Sending memes to them at 3am

GOT7:

JB ‘Jealous’  

JB ‘Daddy’  ♋

Yugyeom ‘Asking BFF Mark when the younger boy asks you out’   

Mark ‘’Daddy’  ♋

They’re on tour and they’re horny  ♋


WHO WE WRITE FOR:

  • EXO
  • BTS
  • Big Bang
  • GOT7
  • VIXX
  • Monsta X
  • IKON
  • NCT
  • Seventeen
  • Shinee
  • Boyfriend
  • BAP
  • B1A4
  • Teen Top
  • Ukiss
  • Mad Clown
  • MBLAQ
  • Jung Joon Young
  • Astro
  • Day6
  • Super Junior
  • Mamamoo
  • F(x)
  • Twice
  • GFRIEND
  • BLACKPINK
  • SISTAR
  • Taeyeon (snsd)
  • 4Minute/Hyuna
  • 2ne1
  • Davichi
  • AOA
Age Is Just A Number

Here’s the Imagine as requested (hopefully :) )

I tried my best to write it as it was suggested, so I hope you all enjoy it.



“So, Y/N, how are things with Jared?”, your BFF asked you hoping for some details about your and Jared’s relationship. You were not as open to share much information about the two of you, since Jared was so popular and it was best if everybody knew as little as possible. 

“Great, we’re having the best time when we’re together. He’s so charming, funny, handsome and great to be around.I swear the last date flew by so fast I felt we were out for 15 minutes, when we spent almost 6 hours together.”

“Are you gonna see him today as well?”, your BFF was so curious.

“I think so. He said he’ll text me when he’s done with the recording for today. Which should probably be any minute. It’s really late. They’re wrapping up with the new album so he’s pretty busy these days.”

Buzz, buzz

Wow, speak of the Devil”, you said and smiled as you glanced at your phone.

We have to talk. Can you come over to my place?”, it was Jared and you immediately felt a pit in your stomach.

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Bonnalise is Real

I started writing this to argue Bonnie Winterbottom’s queerness, but ultimately that’s intertwined with her relationship with Annalise. So let’s have a look at it all together. 

We know Annalise Keating isn’t straight.

Bonnie isn’t either. 

“But she was in love with Sam!” Debatable. “And she slept with Asher!” Irrelevant.

If we don’t see a character either doing something queer or declaring their queerness, the assumption is the character is straight.  That assumption is sometimes wrong!  

In season one, Annalise seemed straight.  We found out in season 2 that she’s actually bisexual.  They didn’t turn her bi between seasons 1 and 2.  She always was!  We just hadn’t seen it yet and there was no reason for her to announce it.

So let’s look at Bonnie’s behavior and words without the assumption of heterosexuality.  

Bonnie is devoted to Annalise and loves her so much, in so many ways, that if sex was on the table?  Hell yes, Bonnie would be there for it. In fact, if at some point it’s revealed that these two have boned in the past, I will not be surprised at all.

And here’s why…

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Positive Daryl Dixon Post (✿◠‿◠)

There’s too much anti-Daryl going around so here’s a list of things things I love about him and a whole other bunch of pro-Daryl stuff that explains why he’s such a grumpy teenage nerd.


• he loves team family so much like he would die for them all. 

• he loves Carol so much, he loves to make fun of her and her cardigans “you look ridiculous” and he gives her flowers and he’s her “pookie” and he can’t stand being separated from her and when he is you better believe he’s gonna give her a big bear pookie hug.

• okay he loves Carol but holy shit does he love Rick Grimes. his brother, he has literally fed him, they have shared sodas, he’s sacrificed himself many times for him and also these two can calm each other down so easily like it’s v great, they love each other so much but Daryl is Rick’s #1 stan. or actually he’s tied with Michonne. 

• he gave Michonne fleas and she still loves him. true friendship, real friendship, Michonne loves Daryl and vice versa. these two are actually so protective of each other. Michonne didn’t want Daryl to go out by himself and he Daryl didn’t want Michonne to take on the governor by herself. BFFS. plus Daryl ships Richonne.

• Daryl loves Carl and Judith so much. he’s sacrificed for them too and he wanted to find them a home. he’s comforted Carl in bad times and do I have to remind anyone about “little ass kicker”? i swear, he refused to call Judith anything but little ass kicker for so long. 

• I dunno what the hell is up with him but he’s such a nerd for blowing up stuff. he’s always blowing things up and i’m convinced he was a science nerd in school and made his own explosions and i bet he got in trouble for it a few times.

• underrated moment; when Merle kept calling Glenn chinese and after getting close with Glenn, Daryl realized he used to be that ignorant too and corrected Merle, telling him he was korean. Daryl loves Glenn so much and don’t even get me started on all that.

• remember when Daryl refused to let Beth drink peach schnapps? because i do. he wanted her to remember her first drink because he is a nerd that likes to live in the moment. 

• also he’s a fan of the performing arts… sort of. he likes music. specifically Beth’s singing.and let’s not forget the time he became an art critic. well. he saw what looked like a painting done by a dog’s ass. his words, not mine.

• but he can be problematic, remember when all Patrick wanted was a handshake and Daryl just had to be gross and lick all his fingers first? honestly, he’s a danger to all mankind, wash your hands Daryl.

• that reminds me, he’s such a grumpy teen. remember when he was leaving alexandria and when Rosita asked where he was going he just said “out.” and when they first got to alexandria he refused to play nice and talk to others. Carol and Rick had to give him a strict talking to but you know that dork, he listens to no one. literally no one like everything goes in one ear and out the other.

• let’s not forget the time that Daryl of all people called out Shane for doing something illegal. 

• oh and remember when Daryl practiced being “zen”? that didn’t last long lmao. 

• plus, probably the most relatable thing, he’s anti-social but he loves pasta and animals. me too, Daryl, me too. 

anonymous asked:

So if we go back to the whole 'Leslie is Enjolras's mother' thing she would probably be dying when she met Enjolras's two bff's. ("Ben do they remind you of anyone?" "No. Who would they remind me of?")

Okay but let’s also talk about Leslie being E’s mom
Like Enj loves her to death but is just
Completely embarrassed sometimes

Like Ferre showed him the video of her falling down in the pit and he just kind of

Had to process it silently before sighing

Leslie helping her little boy campaign for student body president tho in high school

Imagine how aggressive she’d be with making posters and writing Enj debate cards

Leslie going to Courf and Ferre just
“I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TWO REMIND ME IF SOMEONE”

Ferre just shrugs
Courf smiles

Leslie meeting R and interrogating him when she finds out he loves her son

It’s scary and R wants to cry but afterwards she’s just
“…. I’ve decided I’m going to be your wing woman and help you woo my son”

R is just ?????

When E finds out he just
SIGHS LOUDLY

Some Elena/Naomi headcanons because I can’t help myself


Naomi shamelessly flirts with Elena and Elena plays along until she realizes, “omg?!?! she’s actually flirting with me??!?!?”

The only one safe from Naomi’s roast fest is Elena (and by extension Abuela, Abuelo, and Isabelle)

There’s no homophobia in Avalor. Not at all. Everyone is supportive when they start dating. Even Esteban begrudgingly agrees that Naomi is a good partner for Elena

They casually hold hands as they’re out and about. When they’re not holding hands Naomi’s hands are usually on Elena’s butt back

Naomi and Isabelle become bffs. Isa just ADORES Naomi and always asks her and Elena when they’re going to get married

Naomi swears like a sailor (get it?) but she tries to tone it down around the palace and Elena’s family. One time she accidentally said fuck in front of Isabelle and Elena didn’t talk to her for two days

Elena: I’m having problems with this person Naomi: kill them Elena: no Naomi: I’ll kill them for you Elena: NO

Gabe is so oblivious, he thinks Elena and Naomi are just great gal pals. “What should I get Elena for our anniversary?” “Anniversary of what?” “Of when we started dating…?” “You guys are dating!?!?”

Naomi jokes about practically living at the palace and Elena freaks out like “does she want to move in??? should we spend more time at her place???? does she want to get married?????”

Often when Elena is on her throne reading/signing important documents Naomi will just lounge across her lap, reading a book or eating an apple or something

Elena likes to be the little spoon, so Naomi suffers through all of that hair because she loves her

Cute cuddles and giggly kisses. Need I say more?

Everyone says not to mess with Naomi because she’s dating the princess, but they soon learn not to mess with Elena because Naomi’s anger is something to behold

And when they do get married, everyone who knows Naomi from the village is like “oh no. the sass master is on the throne”

Naomi’s dad SOBS at the wedding. It’s a very moving ceremony

Elena has a bunch of embarrassing pet names for Naomi and accidentally calls her one at an important diplomatic meeting and in front of her entire family. Isa will not let her live it down

I’ll probably come up with more later. Just. Elena and Naomi in a happy, loving relationship

anonymous asked:

Imagine confessing to your bff Tony that you're in love with Bucky but too afraid to say anything for fear of rejection and that he's not in the right headspace. Imagine Tony being so annoyed by your silence that one day while he's working on maintainence on Bucky's arm while you idle around in Tony's workshop and Tony's snap and says "oh for fuck sakes will you two just kiss already!" Seems Bucky had been confessing to Tony his feelings for you since Steve has no game.

“I swear, you two need to get your shit together” Tony points at both of you. “I’ll be back, I need another part for your arm” he mumbles before leaving the room. The distinctive lock on the door catches your attention. Bucky chuckles at Tony’s antics, shaking his head. 

“Just you and me then, doll”

Fluffy Friday™

anonymous asked:

ugh...why make Derek evolve if nothing came from that? still got he a*s handed from crazy kate....(TW writers stop tormenting my fav) thank God we got Chris his new bff seriously a spin off of this two, I'm gonna cry still remember the silverclaw idea one of the epic one this fandom ever had:)

I still swear I’m gonna write it someday!! (There’s so many things I swear I’m gonna write someday…)

But yeah… I don’t know exactly what happened last weekend but I know Kate is still around and it doesn’t sound like Derek beat her. I guess we’ll see what comes of it in the finale, but it really sucks that his victory moment in s4 was undermined by this (especially if his showdown next week –– keeping things vague in case there’s anyone in fandom who doesn’t know what’s happening –– turns out the way it sounds like it will).

  • Me, four years ago: Oh yeah yes I am so straight how could I ever be anything else hehehe lesbians are so weird and rare what an innocent girly girl I am and yes I giggle about boys and gasp when someone swears the f word or the s word. I'm with my girl bff wow that boy over there yes I have a big crush on him I would definitely hold hands with him
  • Me, three years ago: Oh hey these new friends of mine are really cool and different I think yes oh wow they swear too oh frick I wonder if I fit in or not I'm nervous that I'm too innocent for this group
  • Me, two and a half years ago: Oh fucking fuck these friends are gay, looks like I'm an LGBT ally now wow support support I wonder what it's like to feel attracted to a woman
  • Me, two years ago: Oh shit fuck holy shit I think I might be bicurious I can never tell anyone ever I think that would ruin my life I can't even tell my friends this is so scary I wonder if they went through it too
  • Me, one year ago: Well shit there's no 'curious' in this situation I wonder what my father will think this is so interesting I hope one day I can be happy with this
  • Me, now, having grown as a person: Fuuuuuck girls are so goddamn hot how could I never see this, they could never compare to the limbed boxes men are how could I never have told my friends about this they are so supportive and now I am the gayest of us all, I'm no longer so scared, I've kissed girls, I've loved them and I'm not ashamed. How could I ever have been?

anonymous asked:

hello! do you think you could do some headcanons about being friends with luffy, sanji and nami? thank you!

Could you please write friendship hcs for Koala, Pudding and Carrot please? These ladies need more love, ty ♡

MORE FRIENDSHIP HCS! I LOVE FRIENDSHIP HCS

Luffy

  • oh my god Luffy
  • will lay down his life for you
  • grabs you at the most ridiculous moments and runs off into adventure with you
  • comes and goes into your house as he pleases
  • insults your other friends and family if he doesnt like them or finds weird things about them
  • steals your food
  • you are the kind of friends that make shenanigans at 1 o’clock in the morning at the local market, with illegally racing against each other in shopping carts

Sanji

  • such a sweet friend who cares so much for your wellbeing
  • bakes sweets extra for you
  • you can call him up at 3 am in the morning, he’ll be there for you
  • tries to get you to be his wingman
  • I believe he would sometimes dress you up
  • You watch chickflicks, romcoms, and tragic romances together
  • And watch the respective tv shows
  • You have to kill all the bugs for him
  • will do everything in his power to win you that goddamn giant teddy bear at the goddamn shooting range of the goddamn funfair

Nami

  • she knows how she can get you stuff
  • you first thought that she was a bossy bitch until she helped you out of a bad situation, since then you’re bffs 
  • you probably have to keep her from shoplifting
  • Will beat you up whenever you fool around
  • Do not try to scare her with bugs or something, she will beat you up
  • Has so much faith in you and your abilities
  • will bribe and deal with other people so she can get you two an exclusive night at the theater or at the ice rink

Koala

  • protective friend
  • you’re the ‘solving crimes and mysteries’ friends 
  • the reason you haven’t failed all your classes yet
  • “(Name) I swear to god, if you don’t study now, I’m gonna shove those books up your-”
  • go to bookclubs together and discuss a great book the both of you were reading at the moment
  • gives really great advice
  • beats up everybody who makes fun of you
  • SUPER CUDDLY, will squeal and tackle hug you

Pudding

  • super sweet mom friend
  • will feed you with sweets
  • always worried abou you
  • “(Name), buckle up, please.”
  • her mama mode is always on
  • She’s pretty honest tho
  • “Pudding, do you like my shirt?”
  • “Ehhhh…”
  • “Nevermind.”
  • You two would walk down the streets arm in arm, with shopping bags

Carrot

  • another crazy friend
  • *dragging you at your arm* “(NAME) WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT THERE!”
  • sends you pics of the monthly meme 24/7
  • all the activities she’s suggesting are outdoor sports
  • Hiking and then campign? Greeeeeeeat idea, Carrot, ha ha…ha
  • you wear matching outfits a lot
  • Will kill you when you still her food but steals your food herself
  • she’s as fast as Zoro, when she senses danger she will take you and push you behind her so she can protect you
Extracurricular Activities

Author’s Note:  In honor of Cinder actually doing something for the first time since volume one, and because I have way too much sugar in my bloodstream (CANDY IS WONDERFUL YOU GUYS) here is… some… thing.  I’ll reblog it tomorrow at some point because I’m sure everyone’s still talking about the new episode right now. 

Extracurricular Activities

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“And finally, we have Pyrrha Nikos,” Emerald said, opening up the last file for the night.

Cinder smirked, continuing to work on her sewing without any visible concern. “Ah yes, the invincible girl.” 

“She’s smart,” Mercury said with a shrug.  “I wouldn’t say invincible.” 

Cinder smiled, her expression one of a cat seeking prey as the idea of a weakness was presented to her.  “Do tell.”

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