Ok Baras’ plan would never have worked because I just read the codex and it says no matter who the vessel is, be it a young woman or an old man, the Voice sounds the same. And some of the Dark Council members have spoken to the Voice sooooooooo….
Baras: Hey guys, I’m the new Emperor’s Voice!
Marr: Baras, we know it’s you.
Baras, trying to make his voice sound more gruff: Heeyyyyy guyyyyssss, it’s really me, the Emperor’s Voice!
Ravage: No, see, I’ve spoken with the Voice and that voice doesn’t make me want to shove my own cock through my skull the way yours does.
Marr: Whoa! What the fuck, Ravage?
Baras: I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO LIKE THIS! I DEMAND OBEDIENCE! ‘TIS I! YOUR EMPEROR!
Nox: Shit, let me kill him. Two Darths in one day. I bet that’d be a new record!
Mortis: NO YOU WILL FUCKING NOT, NOX! I JUST HAD THIS ROOM CLEANED!
Marr: Actually, the Emperor killed like thousands of Sith Lords simultaneously back in the day.
Mortis: Dammit. I see a spot was missed. What the hell is that? Is that….part of Thanaton’s ear?!
Baras: I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!
Vowrawn: *collapsed on the floor, dying of laughter*
Ravage: If Baras doesn’t die in the next 15 seconds, y'all are gonna see something beyond horrific; my dick going through my own eye socket.
Marr: Please, somebody do something!!!
Nox: I’d pay to see that, Ravage.
Wrath: I’ll handle this.
Mortis, walking over to the “Days Since Our Last Nonsense” board to change it to zero seeing it already says zero: Just once I’d like this number higher than 1.
Nox: This was fun! I’m glad I joined the Council. Thanks, guys.