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fanfic asks i’m going to post answers in numerical order as i got some numbers asked twice which is cool but i definitely am the idiot who will lose track if i don’t do it in number order! also i’ll throw it under a read-more bc i tend to get rambly and so it all gets quite long! like seriously i apologize i wanted to give it my all but like i may have written too much >_<;;;

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  • Dan: *borrows Phil's coat* Lmao, it's what the ppl want
  • Dan: *feeds Phil meringues* Lol, just giving the ppl what they want
  • Dan: *looks at Phil with intense heart-eyes* What can I say, it's what the ppl want
  • Dan: *kisses Phil's cheek* Just some phan service, amirite
  • Dan: *makes out with Phil* It's what you wanted
  • Dan: *marries Phil* I did ironically, just serving the phans
  • Dan: *raises three kids with Phil* Giving the ppl w h a t t h e y w a n t
I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.
—  Azra T.Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First

Comic N-040 “Comfy doesn’t have a T and I’m distressed”

This comic is dedicated to my dog who has started faking wanting to go out so she can steal my spot. Boo, I love you but you’re a jerk.

Lance: Keith kissed me.

Allura: ohmygodohmygodohmygo!

Hunk: okay, alright, we want to hear everything. Allura get the wine, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Lance: oh this ends very well.

Allura: *holding three wine glasses* don’t start without me don’t start without me!

Hunk: okay, alright. Now we gotta hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against youre lips, or was it a “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Lance: well at first it was this really intense kinda thing. But then, oh god, then we just kinda sunk into it.

Allura: okay, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?

Lance: no actually first they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.

Allura and Hunk: Ohhhhhhhhh.

‘In the next room’

Keith: And then, uh, and then I kissed him.

Pidge: Tounge?

Keith: yeah

Shiro: cool


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Haechan: Mark and I are the best friends on this planet.

Ten:  Well, that’s cute.‘Cause Johnny and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Johnny and I finish each others-

Johnny:  -Sentences!

Haechan:  Yeah? That all you do?

Mark:  Because Haechan-

Haechan:  -And I

Mark:  -Can read

Haechan:  -Each other’s

Mark:  -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!

Mark and Haechan:  Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Taeyong!

Ten:  Yeah, right. Like we can’t do that.

Johnny:  We can’t.

Ten:  One, two, three! Rainbows!

Johnny:  Can’t do it!