these tags got really long shit

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when i log onto tumblr i come Prepared.

water bottle? for when im scrolling down my dash and i get a little parched. take a little sip of this guy and im good as new.

this is for if i stub my toe and i gotta wrap that shit in a bandage. if i Really stub my toe? i got 911 on speed dial.

this ol thing? this is for when im itching to blog real late at night. im talking crazy late hours like 10 or 11 pm.

i use this for when im getting anon hate and i have to take a breather or two. just go inside, zip up the zipper, and youre practically in a locked vault. thing works wonders.

Am I Really That Comfortable?

Prompt: @midnigtartist‘s Jamilton piece that can be found here.

Tagging: @fetacheeseandsoup - Love you, Gail. Thank you <3

Ship: Jamilton (OTP: Roast Me, Daddy)

Word Count: 1910

Summary: Alexander Hamilton was asleep on Thomas Jefferson’s shoulder.

A/N: Sorry I took so long to post anything! I’ve got so many unfinished fics and I’ve been working on them all. I apologise for any spelling mistakes! Feel free to correct me.


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i was tagged by @wafflebiologist to do this thanks!!!! :) 

1. Did/Do you enjoy high school?

yesss i actually loved it lmaoo

2. Do you like cereal? What’s your favourite?

not really but if i had to choose probs frosties or cheerios 

3. What colour flowers would you want in a garden?

purple!!!

4. Over or under (this is absolutely referring to the toilet paper roll)?

under!!!

5. Do you think you look good in sunglasses? What about hats?

I’ve been told soo but personally i don’t think i do

6. Would you ever consider plastic surgery of any sort?

yeee 

7. Restaurant eats or food truck eats?

restaurant  8. Do you have (what you would consider) a good relationship with your immediate family?

yep v good tbh 9. Would you change any of your names?

nooo

10. What are your thoughts on the ideas of Sigmund Freud?

personally i think there shit and he’s a knob

11. Yo, do you think these guys listen to Drake?

agghgh lmaoooo i love him tbh

my questions

1. Do you think the Beatles are overrated?

 2. Apple or android?

3. Do you like Gorillaz?

4. Would you change any of your names?

5. One band you hate?

6. One band you love?

7. favourite place to eat at?

8. One t.v show you hate that everyone else loves?

9. One t.v show you love that other people hate?

10. What do you think of the t.v show Twin Peaks?

11. favourite rap or hip hop artist? if you have one?

i tag @gongalicious @frischmanns @izzystardust @gaycannibals @originofsymmetry2001 @ryanepstein and @babyspicegf

anonymous asked:

that escort mono fic is 10/10

Thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed it!

Today’s been super fucking stressful and long and it’s not over yet, but I finally got a chance to log on and catch up and I just want to say- thanks, y’all. Seeing the notes, reblogs, tags, and this ask have really turned a very shit day around, and I greatly appreciate it! :)

Also, shoutout to the anon and @maburito for giving me the prompts that brought the Monochrome Escort!AU to life!

Y’all, really, thanks so much.

Our Girl

Request: I’ve a request for you. There’s a few fics of Richard Speight/reader and of Rob Benedict/reader. I’ve got one for us girls that just can’t choose between the two of them. Rob/Rich/Reader I’ve yet to see one of those. The smuttier the better but if you’re not comfortable doing smut that involves two guys a clean one is better than nothing

A/N: Sorry it took so long. Classes start tomorrow, so I’ll work on the remaining requests when I can :) I saw that quite a few people got this same request, so if you write one of these tag me! Writing this just really made me realize how much I actually want to read it. Hope you guys like it!

Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader x Richard Speight Jr.

Warnings: Unprotected sex, double penetration, threesome, explicit language, multiple orgasms

Word Count: 8769 (yeah you read that shit right)

Tagging: @sammyxorae @family-business-forever @totallysupernaturaloneshots @ashiewesker @negansgrimes @my-wayward-fandoms @hudine @lamthetwickster @owlluver @audreyholmes13 @crowleysprincess159 @seirensou @concentratedsassandcandy @bellastellaluna @baritonechick @just-a-touch-of-crowley @that-fanboy-doe @magnificentcherryblossomscreams @tumbleboof

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“Lay your weary head to rest! Don’t you cry no more!” The crowd’s enthusiastic singing filled the theater with a booming frequency, one that sent chills down your spine. It was Friday night, which meant it was party time, and your best friends, Rob and Rich, took that very seriously.

“Thank you, Friday people! You’ve made the first day of this convention incredible! Keep the energy up!” Richard shouted into the microphone, crossing the stage with an energized bounce in his step, his Game of Thrones costume hardly slowing him down.

As the rock music continued to blare, you felt someone step beside you, soft material brushing against your arm. You turned to look at Rob, who donned a full Khaleesi costume, dragon and all. Even though you had helped him into the costume quite a few times, you couldn’t help but burst out laughing at the sight.

Rob immediately threw his arms around you, lifting you and swinging you with a laugh, drawing cheers from the crowd.

“Oh, I want in on this!” Rich’s voice sounded a moment later as he came to Rob’s aid, immediately throwing himself at you to sandwich you between him and Rob. He wrapped his arms around Rob, grasping his friend’s back as the other followed suit, crushing you between their bodies.

“Really, guys?” You managed to breathe out, your hands trapped against Rich’s chest, which was rumbling with uncontrollable laughter. You could hear the crowd getting a kick out of your misfortune too.

“Whose hat is that? I know that isn’t yours,” Rich pointed out, eyes flashing down to the black baseball cap you wore backwards.

You smiled innocently, hearing a soft laugh from Rob. Maybe you had stole it off of Rich’s bed while he was finishing getting dressed in the bathroom. The three of you shared things all of the time. It was just a natural part of your friendship.

“Gee, Rich, someone’s been acting up lately,” Rob commented, the microphone catching his words and displaying them for all to hear. There were definitely a few whistles and catcalls within the responding screams and cheers.

“Uh oh. What are we going to do about that?” Rich replied, glancing over your shoulder to share an amused smirk with Rob.

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anonymous asked:

Marsine for the kid thing!!!!!

Okay because Parsine is from Artemrya I’m gonna give them three kids two of which are their daughters 

Name: Yuui 

Gender: female

General Appearance: long blonde hair that’s kept up in ribbons, she has a baby face, she’s usually always got a kind smile

Personality: softer and more calm then her sister, less brash and quick to anger as her brother, doesnt really give two shits about any gender roles 

Special Talents: being able to calm her sister down

Who they like better: Mahad

Who they take after more: Parsine 

Personal Head canon: when she grew up she was vary scared of the world so she clung to Mahad

Face Claim: Chi from Chobits

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Name: Wua

Gender: female 

General Appearance: long blonde hair thats tied up in a ponytail, she’s usually wearing Artemryian clothing

Personality: vary brash and full of herself, she lives by the traditional Artemryian ideals, she’s the middle child so she is quiet spoiled 

Special Talents: she’s a badass with knife fights

Who they like better: Parsine

Who they take after more: Parsine 

Personal Head canon: growing up she picked on her younger brother alot and is the cause for all of his rage

Face Claim: Lucy from Fairy Tail

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Name: Kai

Gender: male 

General Appearance: long-ish blonde hair, a sturdy build, dresses more in Parthevian clothing

Personality: usually kind and somewhat air headed although is quick to anger, he usually gets into fights with Wua

Special Talents: he’s a fucking amazing bolder climber

Who they like better: Mahad

Who they take after more: Parsine

Personal Head canon: as a child he once went to Artemrya and got into a fight with at least 20 little girls 

Face Claim: Zeno from Akatsuki no Yona

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I got tagged by: @lenaluthorv thank you, S!

rules: list ten of your favorite people from ten different fandoms and then tag ten people!

1. Veronica Sawyer(heathers) I don’t know, she’s just a really cool character imo and i love her in both the musical and the movie(i dont know if i should keep them separate or not, considering) but her outfit in the musical is my Shit

2. Lena Luthor(supergirl) I love her because I can relate a lot to her in terms of parent issues. I love how she strives to do good and go against the stigma of being a Luthor

3. Victoria Chase(life is strange) if youve been following me since at least last year, you’d know first hand my love for Victoria Chase. Yea, she’s mean, but she had the potential to be an amazing character and Life is Strange barely scratched the surface of what could’ve been

4. Veronica Lodge(riverdale) I have a thing for rich girls with family problems, what can i say? i also love her lil like… one liners, i fell for her. she’s a caring person and she needs a hug(i also love cheryl, it was Tough)

5. Jason Todd(dc) my undead boy, he’s wonderful and i want him to know i love him

6. Audrey Jensen(mtv scream) see i’ve been gay for the actress since Arrow SO but audrey is an awesome character and i hope she lives a long and happy life

7. Gina Linetti(Brooklyn 99)

8. Piper Wright(fallout 4) from the moment i first saw her, banging on the walls of Diamond City and yelling to be let back in, i knew i’d love her. and i was wright

9. Lucy Westerna(dracula) she bi and impulsive and i love her

10. Miranda Lawson(mass effect) love at first sight, even though she fuckin hated me, but she’s a sweetheart

i tag @busring @plaant-prince @chiakinanami @lenailuthor @inshepardwetrust

5 minute writing challenge

Tagged by @moonlightcalls

At this point, Stiles doesn’t really give two shits how it happens, the douche needs to die. Hard. Fire and brimstone and a trillion lightning strikes and possibly drawn and quartered.

He’s not feeling too picky, so long as it’s painful.

Next to him, feral and growling is Peter. Who looks like he got chewed up by a T-Rex, but is still standing. Stiles admires that kind of gumption. It’s actually making him feel a little inadequate, so he struggles to his feet and glares as best he can through his swollen eye.

“I’m going to kill you,” Stiles grinds out. His voice sounds and feels like raw hamburger.

“Oh? And how do you plan to do that?”

Whoever this guy is, he obviously never got the memo that you don’t mess with Beacon Hills’ emissary. Like, ever. Stiles straightens and reaches with every ounce of his being into the ground beneath his feet. They may not be anywhere near the nemeton, but its roots still go deep.

Power roars through Stiles’ veins. He reaches out and clamps a hand onto Peter’s arm, channeling the power into him. The wolf’s eyes bleed red and his bones crack and shift. He throws his head back and howls.

“Just like this,” Stiles snarls through bloody teeth, and then he throws the first fireball.

The wolf charges.

Okay but consider:

Emerald switches sides. She’s never wanted to actually kill people, she just wanted a family and for a while she thought Cinder was what she wanted, but not anymore. So she defect. Goes to Beacon and the people there who actually treat her like a human being instead of a weapon.

But she doesn’t go alone.

No, she shows up with a bag and

a murderchild on a leash.

Because Neo was bored, after Torchwick got taken down and Cinder didn’t have anything else for her to do, so when Emerald left Neo tagged along, promising not to kill anyone except Grimm and maybe a White Fang member or two, if she’s really bored.

Just imagine, Emerald sitting in a nook in the library, working on homework. Yang walks up behind her.

“Hey, um… Your murderchild is terrorizing the professor’s again.”

“Shit, she finished the crossword. Give me a second, I’ll launch her into Forever Fall. The Ursa should keep her busy long enough for me to finish this essay.”

Under Control

I reeeeaaallly liked the reject Hyperion ending of Tales from the Borderlands episode 4, Handsome Jack controlling Rhys’ body against his will is my jam because I’m trash that apparently likes weird fucked up shit like that.

At this moment I feel like this is the best thing I’ve drawn in a while, and also while drawing this I had so much fun, I don’t remember when I last had as much fun while drawing.