okay so in my highschool au lee and sakura have perfect glowing skin and narutos acne is awful and getting out of hand so sakura and lee have an Intervention.
every day for a week they do the spot treatment, then the week after that a Lot of peels, and then from there is clearing and moisturizing the fuck out of his face bc he probably washes it like, every second day and doesnt give a shit
they hang out at lee or sakuras place doing face masks and talking. its a lot of fun trying out all the stuff that they’ve collected
i, for one, am personally offended by how nicely harry tans. like, how are you gonna walk around looking like and english rose in fall/winter, giving snow white a run for her money, and then turn into a european exchange student after getting 3 seconds of sun? RUDE
Hi, yes, this is a picture of Priya swimming across the pond, captured precisely between my “Oh my god, this is hilarious, look at her swimming” mental state and my “OH SHIT THERE’S A DEER, SHE IS TRYING TO SWIM AT THE DEER, GOD PRIYA NO” mental state.
Lame adaptations and sequels are always like, “how can Mina go back to her stifling Victorian marriage after her experience with the dark, seductive Dracula??”
Meanwhile, Mina marries her best friend, who she’s known since they were children, who she share common interests with, they build a home together, work as partners, make immense sacrifices for each other, support each other through their traumas.
Guys, a marriage isn’t stifling and restrictive just because two people… get along, I guess?