these photoshoots are gonna kill me

THE SIGNS AS TEXTS I'VE RECEIVED
  • Aries: UR NEVER GONNA BE AS HOT AS MICHAEL CERA
  • Taurus: Their capes were flowing in the breeze as they rode and it was hella majestic.
  • Gemini: Mom it’s important, I’m researching alligators being found in Harlem sewers
  • Cancer: LET ME DIE *flails about*
  • Leo: I’m not spending money on your ass I’m going to Starbucks
  • Virgo: Sorry I’ll text you back later my Victoria’s Secret photoshoot is about to start
  • Libra: 40 minutes of Elle Woods later…
  • Scorpio: So we passed by a strip club back in PA with a sign saying “Live Girls, Free Beer” and I just called out “as opposed to Dead Girls, Expensive Beer?”
  • Sagittarius: Balls as in balls, or as in, like, balls?
  • Capricorn: I love naming my main character in games things like “Loser.”
  • Aquarius: Please rescue me from this capitalist society
  • Pisces: The bags under my eyes are large enough to carry home groceries for a family of four

Me: *sees awesome cosplay* OMG THIS IS SO COOL IM GONNA MAKE A COSPLAY COSTUME

Me: *texts friends about cosplaying*

Me: *Rants to my whole family*

Me: *daydreams about having a cosplay photoshoot*

Me: *plans to begin making it on the weekend*

On the weekend:

Me: *remembers that I don’t know anything about sewing or costume making whatsoever* oh…never mind …*cries*

  • anon: fizzy says she's meeting freddie soon
  • me: ok rbb literally was just deleted
  • anon: modest's website is down and 1d doesn't follow them anymore
  • me: the bears account was literally deleted
  • anon: louis and briana are doing a baby photoshoot in people with freddie
  • me: my bears are gone i don't care
  • anon: an asteroid is crashing to the earth and is gonna kill us all
  • me: what is the point without rbb