ahem, listen up and imagine Michael Gay Mell and Jeremy Queer and Heere dancing in the kichen together wildly to some Panic!, and other emo bops in socks. While cooking some pasta at like 3 in the morning and every light in the house is on and blankets, and dvds are sprawled out everywhere. Michael is twirling jeremy around and dipping him. picking him up. Jeremy is doing some 80’s disco moves which makes Michael laugh.
Then, my dear gays, imagine, them, slow dancing in the same kitchen but their bellies are full of pasta and wine cause they’re classy moms. Keaton Henson and The Smiths are playing and the only light is coming from the laundry scented candle jerm bought Michael and the oven light. jerms face is buried in Michaels shoulder and he’s basically just hugging Michael. Michael is softly singing along in jerms ear and his forearms are resting on jerms hips. they’re doing a really bad slow dance because they’re classy not cultured.
EVERYTHING IS HAPPY SHIT ITS 4 AND THIS IS TERRIBLE BUT I WANT IT
i loved your coaches headcannons! do you have any more? or just training hc in general?
!! hello thank you i’m glad you liked them!!
ok so i’m going to shamelessly steal many of these because they are things that Actually Happened from when i used to play Sport/ work at a children’s museum buckle up friends
Celestino is late to practice exactly Once. he got his ponytail stuck in his car door before leaving for the rink n spent the next hour frantically treating it with strengthening products just in case he damaged his hair
yuuri n phichit love doing car karaoke, complete with ugly singing and fake accents and as much dancing as they can do with their seatbelts on. even when they get where they’re going, they sit in the car and sing until the song is over
so one day celestino is running late
he pulls into the rink parking lot and parks next to yuuri’s car
celestino: i hope my skaters are inside starting their warm ups like good kids
celestino: *looks to the left to see phichit n yuuri jamming out in the car, singing very passionately to a song that celestino cannot hear*
celestino: i don’t know why i expected anything different
(the song was wannabe by the spice girls)
one time yuuri and phichit show up to practice without their skates (”they’re in the apartment, we got help up in class, let me just–”) So, celestino makes them wear the gross rental hockey skates and do speed drills with the hockey team in the other rink
this backfires because for the next month he gets angry emails from the hockey coaches about how the players are “requesting we move practice to the time slot before yours so they can hang back and watch yuuri and phichit practice”
“There’s just something about watching a cute boy hurl his body off the ice and spin at 308 RPM that turns me on.”
“Todd, shut up and get back in the crease.”
“Just look at those thighs. 308 revolutions per minute, Jace. That’s, like, super fast.”
Celestino has yuuri demonstrate a triple axel to the Tiny Demons and one of them calls him coach. the rest of them start calling him Coach Yuuri. celestino is so jealous
“They’re demons but they’re my demons.”
Celestino has a No Swearing policy at the rink (for the Tiny Demons) but instead of a swear jar he has a “1 word, 1 lap” rule. phichit n yuuri find a way around this by searing in thai/japanese
“C’mon, Ciao Ciao, teach us some Italian swears!”
“So you can continue to use my own rule against me? No thanks. Another lap, kid.”
whoops this turned into a detroit fam thing heh sorry. anyway, some coach things:
this might actually be canon (not sure???) but celestino and jj’s parents are really good Frenemies
like they’re friends. they’d throw down for each other. But.
that being said, he’s actually jj’s godfather
coaching jj was an Experience
their competitive careers never overlapped but celestino has seen all of yakov’s competition videos because a) his old coach made him and 2) whenever phichit and yuuri make fun of him for his bad late 80s/ early 90s routines he just. points to yakov’s ridiculous 70s career
So it’s a week into this season and every show has had at least one episode now (I think). I’ll go through what I’ve watched and say what I think so far. I guess spoilers for episode 1, but are those really spoilers?
The premise is that after graduating angel or demon school said angels or demons go to earth and go to school there so that they can learn to be proper angels or proper demons. The main character is a decidedly unangelic angle that gets hooked on online games and becomes a shut in, while the rest of the cast is filled in with characters equally ill suited to their roles. This looks pretty entertaining and it’s basically Doga Kobo doing what they do best. It doesn’t seem like a show that I’m going to remember down the road, but it’s a nice moe SoL to watch. The humor has been pretty good too, so I’ve got decent expectations from it.
Little Witch Academia
I’m super excited for LWA and the first episode was great. The original OVA that was kick started was fantastic and set this all in motion, so that alone is kind of cool to see. I’d call the show a moe SoL, but it’s really a Trigger SoL with moe elements. Is it moe? I don’t even know lol, but I’ve got high expectations for it and I don’t think Trigger is going to let me down. They are good at the over the top crazy, and I think that they can do a great over the top wacky magical shenanigans show. Definitely high hopes for this show.
Kono Subarashii no Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! 2 (Konosuba s2)
That mouthful of a title aside, it’s more konosuba. The animation seems like it’s even more “quality” than last season, but that doesn’t bother me too much. The kinda cobbled together sometimes almost bad animation kinda adds to the show. But there is probably a limit to that and I hope they don’t find it lol. The Star Wars credits were a hilarious way to start off this season, and I hope that it continues to amuse me as much as it has already. I’ve got decent expectations of this show, but I’m not holding out for it to be incredible.
Demi-chan wa Katatirai
The premise of this show is that there are demi humans in the world and the teacher of this school is interested in learning more about them by interviewing them. Naturally a bunch of them end up at his school so this gets to happen. I was a little concerned about the possible weird teacher-student relationships that this sort of show can get into, but after two episodes I don’t think it will be like that at all. The cast seems pretty alright, with Hikari and the teacher being great characters. I’ll watch this show just for Hikari’s antics even if it somehow gets worse. I don’t think this will be an amazing show, but once again a nice cute SoL to fill the time.
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
Sort of an unexpected title for Kyoani to be adapting, but it seems to be working so far. The premise is that Tohru (the dragon) becomes Kobayashi’s maid because on a drunken adventure Kobayashi pulled a holy sword out of her and then said she could stay with her. I picked up the first volume of the manga awhile back because buy two get one free sales make me do silly things and I really enjoyed it. There is a nice amount of good jokes and then some just funny moments with Tohru being a dragon and doing dragon things. I expect this to keep me thoroughly entertained, but it probably won’t be one of Kyoani’s truly marvelous show. Gonna be hard to follow Hibike S2 lol.
So ya, that’s what I’ve watched for this season. I don’t know if I’ll really get around to anything else this season, but these at least all look like they’ll be fine watches. I have the most hope and expectations from Little Witch Academia, and I’m particularly excited that it is 2 cour.
//Yes, I just recorded a parody a few days ago, but I couldn’t get this image out of my head, so here we are. Insert overdone “not throwing away my shot” joke here. (I apologize in advance for my inability to harmonize as well as the Hamilton actresses–my pipes are just not of that caliber.)
Summary: Light, Misa, and Takada explain why they write like they’re running out of time. L is unimpressed.
“The problem with wanting,“ he whispered, his
mouth trailing along my jaw until it hovered over my lips, "is that it
makes us weak.” And
then, when I thought I couldn’t bear it any longer, he brought his mouth
down on mine.