these movies i mean

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get to know me meme: 2/10 favorite animated films → hercules (1997)
“I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. Alotayusses! And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. And then, there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all: the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin’! BUT THAT FORSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once, and kaboom! He’s history. Yeah, I had a dream once. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, ‘That’s Phil’s boy.’ That’s right… Ah, but dreams are for rookies.”

I can’t get over the Bucky leading an army in Wakanda thing because this pretty much means he’s gonna be fresh out of cryo in this movie so I’m just picturing T’Challa walking into that lab, slamming that mf defrost button, and handing Bucky a shotgun like “wakey wakey white boy time to pay your fucking dues” 

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i finished the first book of pjo the other day.. it was good. better than i expected

out of all the live action disney remakes, the lion king is the one that’s pissing me off the most. i mean. this is a movie that’s entirely about talking animals. which means that there’s no fucking way this is going to be a ‘live-action’ film. it’s not a cinderella, a beauty and the beast, a mulan, or even a jungle book. they all had fantastical elements that had to be animated, but they still starred real-life actors in real sets that could actually do a live-action performance. lion king, on the other hand, will have to be entirely animated. so it will just be the exact same fucking animated movie except the animation will make the lions and hyenas look hyper-realistic, i guess. how very necessary. hooray.

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“I finally found someone that I like. Wearing the same uniform and the same shoes. Sitting in the same class, born in the same year.”

Doukyuusei (同級生) directed by Shouko Nakamura 

them: aw bill and beverly make such a cute couple 

me: YOUR HAIR IS WINTER FIRE, JANUARY EMBERS! MY HEART BURNS THERE TOO!!!

I have mixed feelings on Spencer’s evil gay twin being the big reveal but CAN I JUST SAY that this would have been SO much more interesting if Alex was in love with Aria??? Like she favored Aria and wanted her to join her?? She threatened to send Ezra to jail??? She ruined their wedding??? Held Ezra hostage and planned to kill him??? Told Aria they were going to be the closest while she’s sleeping?? I mean it’s INSANE but how much more interesting could  that have been if they gone more into depth? 

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2014. & 2017.  

Just speechless ❤❤❤❤❤

So let’s review.

Sony shelved both the Popeye movie and the Medusa movie for this.

Sony also had the opportunity to have the license to the My Little Pony movie, but couldn’t fucking control themselves and lost it to Lionsgate.

Sony spent 50 million fucking dollars on this film.

Sony got Sofía Vergara and Sir Patrick Stewart in this movie.

Now, here we are.

I just really want to know if any of it was worth it.