these just give me such good laughs

I AM SICK OF THE SAME OLD SMUT IN FANFICS

I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???

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#TeamEunTak

Why I love Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter is great game for sure of it’s gameplay, awesome art design and marvelous creatures but what makes me love series even more is these little shots animations [Including the monster’s Ecology shots.]

These short are just few minute long but still they flow full of details of MH world, giving fuzzy warm feeling of these hunters daily life.

They joy together, laugh together , hunt together , fail together

I don’t even know how put on words to feeling i get while watching these, they just suck me in right to this wonderful world of Monster Hunter than i want to part of, being good comrade and help others in need, never giving up ‘cause we are team, doing this missions together.

 That’s what it mean to be hunter, at least to me

What is your guys opinion? What make you love this series?

I fell in love with you, but you don’t love me back. I don’t know what to do anymore. I live for you. Every morning I wake up, for you. I laugh for you, I smile for you, I do my best, for you. But I guess everything I did, for you, wasn’t good enough. Now I have two choices, I can give up and have my love for you die with me, or I can try harder to make you find some interest in me. Right now, one of those choices is more appealing than the other.
—  i’m thinking i should just give up
Some enjoyable HxH moments:
  • “That’s a good question. The answer is give me the phone.” - Morel Mackernasey
  • Ging running to tell Gon about Kite’s secret ability while holding two guys in a headlock (after fighting an entire auditorium full of hunters, no less)
  • Killua and Gon fighting over who gets to die for the other; and Nobunaga, who is holding them captive, just laughing. 
  • “Squidderific” 
  • Leorio punching Ging in the face
  • Leorio eating the phone
  • Pouf overdramatically playing the violin
  • Killua’s shitty cat faces
  • Knuckle crying over dogs
  • Hisoka’s goddamn face when Chrollo told him about his sealed nen.
  • “I have my issues but you’re just as bad” - Hisoka, of all people, calling out Illumi on his shit.
  • Killua and Gon unexpectedly finding Phinks and Feitan in the auction hall and running for their lives.
  • Biscuit wanting a piece of Hisoka.
  • Meleoron not trusting Shoot because of his lack of eyebrows.
  • Morel running, tripping and calling out for Gon and Killua after finding out that Kite was alive
  • Basho’s character introduction
  • “Act natural” *Leorio and Gon proceed to look entirely unnatural*
  • “Sorry, I lied” - Phinks calling Kurapika back after the latter had hung up on him for saying something Foolish. 
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He wanted to be here tonight. I’d like to read something that he wrote:

‘I Love Lucy’ had just one mission: to make people laugh. Lucy gave it a rare quality. She can perform the wildest, even the messiest physical comedy without losing her feminine appeal. The ‘New York Times’ asked me to divide the credit for its success between the writers, directors and the cast. I told them, ‘Give Lucy 90% of the credit. Divide the other 10% among the rest of us.’ Desi concluded: Lucy was the show. Viv, Fred, and I were just props. Damn good props. But props nevertheless. PS- ‘I Love Lucy’ was never just a title.

-Desi Arnaz’s tribute to his ex-wife Lucille Ball, read by Robert Stack at the Kennedy Center Honors on December 7, 1986, five days after Desi had passed away from lung cancer.

[x]

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Somewhere inside a college AU, Kuroo is being an embarrassement in public for his first day at uni and Daichi gets a good laugh about it when he comes visit the next week-end.

(i am weak for college Kurodai plz don’t judge me)

I haven’t even been friends with these assholes for a year and it feels like I’ve known them forever.

I wanna give you guys a big thank you, for putting up with me, for the laughs, for the good times.  you guys are the best and I can’t even thank you guys enough for your friendship that this can’t even cut it. 

Just thank you guys for allowing me to be a part of your fabulous lives <3

ok thats all you get no more sappyness. fuck all of you I’m not sappy…

i’m sorry i forget how to be a good friend sometimes. it’s dark where i am and i can’t breathe but i swear i love you even when it’s so bad that i can’t recognize myself in the mirror. i’m sorry that i don’t laugh at your jokes like i mean it, i’m sorry i can’t focus, i’m sorry that sometimes you look over and i’m frowning. i don’t mean any of it. just give me time. i’m trying to find my way back into my body but i’ve been lost for a while. i know you deserve better. please, if you can, just be patient.

Let’s do each other tonight, just call me and invite me over, let’s turn back time, to the good old days, when you couldn’t stop kissing my body, when I was your drug and you were my coffee, when our laughs were like lullabies for these walls, let’s give each other another chance and let’s sing in the shower again. Let’s go somewhere in a public place and make each other moan, let’s eat while watching ‘The walking dead’ and let’s make stupid jokes about this stupid life, I want your words to keep me warm this winter, I want your hands to meet mine and never let 'em go,  I want your day, I want your night, I want your thoughts, I want your laughs, your smiles and your sadness, I want you back, I want our love back, I want you back. I want you.
— 

please, come back.

🌙

BTS reaction: when you dance really good

Jin: he gets so excited and tried to dance with you but he is too impressed to do so and just shook as hell. “yeah yeah and then the…. whaaaa, you look so cool!”

Yoongi: low-key high-key salty “oh no it’s cool. it’s not like my girlfriend course easily replace me in the ‘Save Me’ choreography of course not”

Namjoon: He was so impressed that he joked about making BTS an 8-member group, to which you laughed off but later that week you questioned who serious Namjoon was. “to give our fans the best quality we are considering enhancing our group in numbers. I hope you all will support us if we decided to add another member to our group. thank you”

Hoseok: you worked quite hard to show him your cover of his ‘Boy Meets Evil’ dance. he was so touched and impressed and proud of you. “sweetie, sugar plums, my dancing queen. my new dance partner! you.. ugh.. my heart, my heart is ugh” completely in his feels

Jimin: His first reaction to you dancing to a self-made choreography to ‘House of Cards’ was shock, but now he is high-key think of replacing Jungkook with you. “hey. wanna try dancing to ‘adult ceremony’ with me?”

Taehyung: he was impressed at how you made a choreographer to Cypher 4, then he got an idea “okay here’s the plan you dance while I rap and we became a duo. let’s Go!”

Jungkook: half way through you dancing to ‘silver spoon’ he realizes jimin might try and replace him with you.

INFP gothic
  • Oh, were you talking to me? Sorry I wasn’t listening
  • *hungover* Please don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me, don’t look at me. Just leave me alone to die.
  • *in a bad mood* Life is just as meaningless as death tbh I don’t give a shit anyway.
  • *in a good mood* I love literally every single person ever. Everyone deserves to be happy! But mostly cats
  • Okay here’s a thought/Imagine that/What if
  • Oh my god this is the ugliest little creature I’ve ever seen. Look at it. It’s so miserable. I love it with all my heart.
  • *actually cries when laughing too hard*
  • What was that? Yeah I stopped listening again sry
  • I’m so sleepy and tired, I’ll go to bed at like 9 p.m. *is 3 a.m.* Fml
  • Alternatively - *sleeps some full 10 hours* *wakes up even more dead inside*
  • I don’t think this is appropriate. Please don’t do it, don’t- Ah I guess I’ll just pretend I don’t know you
  • I actually don’t care about my looks at all~ *spends at least an hour picking outfits/putting make-up every day*
  • I’m just gonna ignore the person I like until they notice I like them. Works every time.
  • *secretly into bdsm or at least very kinky* I’m 100% pure and I’m shaming all of you sinners
  • Listen - I don’t want to offend you, I’m SORRY in advance, okay here goes. Again I hope you don’t take this personally I’m rly rly regretful that it has come to this situation. Okay yeah I’ll spit it out - I don’t think purple is your color.
  • *Has an existential mid-life crisis at 21* Everything is sunshine and rainbows!11!!!
EXO’s Reaction to you doing your make-up

—————

Minseok:

*It was the millionth time he’s seen you put make up on and he still has no idea how you remember which brush does what.When you asked him to hand you something, he just gives you a confused look.*

“Okay, sweetheart. I have absolutely no idea what brush you are referring to, you literally have fifty of them.”

Originally posted by ilovminseok

Junmyeon:

*He looked at you and then at himself in the mirror. Then back at you and back at himself. He’d walk up to you and observe carefully, wondering how come he does look as good as you when he puts on make up.*

“Teach me how to makeup.”

Originally posted by lycheepeaches

Yixing:

*Cutest sap. He’d flirt with you as you’re putting on eyeliner. Afterwards, you’d laugh at his cuteness for five minutes before going back to whatever it is you’re doing.*

“Honey, you don’t need make up. You’re already perfect.

Originally posted by laygion

Baekhyun:

*Absolute diva. You know I am going to bring this up but he will be the one doing your eyeliner. When you try to argue, he won’t be having it.*

“Excuse me, please sit still while the eyeliner master does his work.”

Originally posted by kingjunmyeonn

Jongdae:

*Wants to join in on the fun and then has to scrub his face because he needs to redo his face for the date. It looked fun when you were doing it so he thought ‘why the hell not?’*

“Oh please, I look waayy better than you with this lipstick. Go ahead, take a picture and anyone will tell you that I look better. Don’t be jealous.”

Originally posted by purpleuhan

Chanyeol:

*Being a little sneak because before you came from the bathroom, he hid most of your brushes so you can’t use them. He didn’t like it when you wore make up because it masks your beauty.*

“The brushes? What brushes? Me? Hide them? I have absolutely no idea what causes you to say that but I would never do such a thing.”

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

Kyungsoo:

*As he watches you pull out all your make up equipment, he feels lightheaded. All those brushes, all those palettes, all those colors. He then has to lay down and breathe before he is sent into the oblivion that is your makeup table.*

“Oh my god…No..no what is that. What are those brushes…where am I?”

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

Jongin:

*He loves it when you do your make up. Sometimes he wonders if you would ever allow him to do it for you. He wants to learn so he can help you.*

“No no, keep going. I think you look beautiful already but continue.”

Originally posted by illegalkai

Sehun:

*Sits there, admires you for a few seconds before leaning back and sighing. He just wanted to leave before the reservation is lost.*

“When you say ‘20 minutes’, were you lying? Because it’s been half an hour now.”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

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my favorite thing about the idle animation in jak 2 and 3 is that its just daxter trying to get a reaction out of jak or cheer him up

i mean in one, jak looks bored so he covers his eyes and scrambles up and down jaks body probably trying to get him to laugh or giggle

he does the old dances he did when they found a power cell in tpl just for fun

and it actually pays off when jak laughs, actually LAUGHS at him making stupid faces

daxter is just such a good friend, hes absolutely perfect, trying to make his emotionally damaged best friend laugh even though his life sucks

Haechan having a short s/o

Originally posted by peperodays

Request: Can you please do a like a donghyuck version of the dating a short s/o CAUSE THE OTHERS WERE SO CUTE AND I LOVE THIS BLOG AND ALL ITS ADMINS XXX

A/N: i hope u enjoy this<333


  • haha
  • good luck
  • no rlly good luck w being short while dating hae
  • he’s gonna use your shortness against u
  • forever
  • trying to reach something from the highest shelf??
  • rip he’s going to put it a shelve higher
  • and he’d just laugh as your eyes widen when u see what he just did
  • “i h8″
  • and he’s only gonna give the thing he wants if u give him a kiss
  • when u kiss him he’s gonna be all like
  • “oh wow didn’t kno u love me that much”
  • and he’s gonna give u the thing u wanted
  • not before stealing a quick kiss tho
  • “what no i didn’t kiss u lol wys”-hae
  • back hugs
  • he loves giving you back hugs
  • especially when he’s tired!!
  • he’d nuzzle his face into your neck
  • and your hair would cover his face
  • ur like a teddy bear to him tbh
  • he also loves it when u give him backhugs tho!!!
  • he loves how your arms are so smol that u can barely wrap them around him
  • ok but
  • sometimes he’d suddenly give u piggy back rides when u give him back hugs
  • and you’d fucking scream bcs
  • “DONGHYUCK WHY ARE YOU RUNNING I’M GOING TO FALL”
  • and he’d just laugh and continue running around
  • the fact that he has to lean down to kiss u
  • is so funny to him???
  • like??
  • ‘how can a person be so smol’
  • which is why he always laughs before he kisses you
  • cutie
  • he’d have you saved as ‘smol idiot’ in his contacts
  • don’t forget the hearts
  • in other words!!!
  • he’d be a cute but sometimes !!! bf about your height
  • it’s another part of u that he loves w his whole heart
  • but shhh don’t tell him u know now
  • <3

*Admin One*

I love Rishi for a lot of reasons. It’s my favourite planet in SWtoR. The pirates, the pirate clothes, the narrow wooden suspension bridges, the tropical paradise landscape, the overwhelming contact with players from the opposite faction…

And yet the little detail that makes me the happiest? The trainers. Some delightful asshole decided that each pair of equivalent class trainers for Empire and Republic should share a tent

And most of them are well-behaved. The Smuggler and Imperial Agent have long discourses. The Jedi Consular and Sith Inquisitor just flat-out ignore each other, as do the Bounty Hunter and Trooper.

And then there’s these assholes:

like who thought this was a good idea

Seriously though because I need to give them cookies, I’m laughing so hard.

EDIT:

I have since thought more upon this and realized something else. Look at the colors of their lightsabers. Is it just me, or is the Knight using the reddish one and the Warrior using the yellow one?

I’m pretty sure it’s not just me. Which got me to thinking ‘but why?’

What if they stole one another’s lightsabers

Like they can’t kill each other for whatever reason and they’re stuck in the same confined 100 square feet 24/7, and at one point one of them steals the other’s lightsaber in a fit of pique or as safety insurance. And the other one was like ‘well two can play at that game you little kark’

And now they’re waving their stolen lightsabers at each other because neither one of them is going to be the first one to give it back

and like

Imagine them heckling each other whenever one of them gets a student, obnoxiously disrupting the other person’s lessons.

Imagine the Sith Warrior bidding a student farewell by saying ‘Remember,peace is a liewhile smirking and watching the Jedi Knight’s eye twitch.

Just imagine these assholes

priest: do you, ronald mcdonald, take dennis reynolds to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do you part?

mac: i do

priest: do you, dennis reynolds, take ronald mcdonald to be your lawfully wedded husband, t-

dennis: [bursts out laughing]

mac: dennis you dick stop laughing this is serious

dennis: i’m sorry… i’m sorry… like, i do, i absolutely do, it’s just… give me a minute. phew. hoo boy. okay. okay. i’m good. let’s go.

priest: all right. do you, dennis reynolds, take ronald mcdonald-

dennis: [SCREAMS w/ laughter]

mac: oh god damn it dennis

signs as shit my family has said
  • Aires: "Reindeer aren't real"
  • Taurus: *I say evolutionary and irrational* "I don't know what those words even mean"
  • Gemini: "Do deez nuts taste good?"
  • Cancer: "If the world ends does everyone die?"
  • Leo: "What happens when you put lemon in your eyes?"
  • Virgo: "Why are you yelling?" "Because ima thug"
  • Libra: "We're just a pube"
  • Scorpio: "Can you just give me a chill pill and we can talk about science"
  • Sagittarius: *my brother laughs way too loud* "he's grounded"
  • Capricorn: "Jesus had two left toes"
  • Aquarius: "I'm starvilating"
  • Pisces: "HAHA you're so funn- STOP TALKING"