these idiots i love them so much

anonymous asked:

What are your favourite exo moments? ❤ Uni anon

Good that you asked. Long post ahead!!!

exo’s first music show win

yixing’s speech at mama 2014

exo-l singing transformer when the music stopped @ exordium in mexico

when jongin forgot to leave the stage and started dancing with exo-m sdvbjerb

water attack on junmyeon

exo’s 2016 new years greeting vlive

whenever ksoos voice cracks tbh 1 2

first time performing promise @ exoluxion

exo’s reaction to winning best style award  at MAMA 2016

yixing singing monodrama ft. vocal line

winning album of the year for the first time @ mama 2013

exo-k iconic 2012 traffic safety cfs

exo randomely harmonizing

whatever this is

I ALMost forgot this!!!!!

suho and the gang stopping xing from dancing mym

the chicken game at happy camp

this…

it’s bittersweet but… baek accidentally metioning ot11

the fancharts during this growl performance 1

exo winning artist of the year at mma 2016 and their performance :’)

encore at music shows 1 2 3 4

shinee’s reaction to wolf drama

exo playing charade

both bowling competitions skbav

Has anyone else noticed that in the second timeline, Albus persuades Scorpius to go back to his dorm, put his swimming/sports gear on, and meet him at a random girls’ bathroom, without ever actually telling him what the plan is? Scorpius is so glad that they’re friends again, that he’s willing to go along with anything Albus suggests.

In one performance I saw, as the boys ran out of the library, Scorpius chased after Albus begging him to tell him what his plan was. I can just imagine him running after Albus through the whole castle, yelling after him. They’re a floor below the Gryffindor tower, having climbed about thirteen flights of stairs, when Albus realises Scorpius is still following him, still talking about a million miles an hour, but now considerably more breathless than he had been when they left the library.

“Scorpius,” Albus asks, stopping on the stairs and turning back to face him. “Why are you still following me?”

Scorpius looks confused. “We’re going to our dorm?”

“You’re in Slytherin,” Albus says, “and I am not?” He tugs on the red and gold tie tucked into his jumper, and Scorpius’s eyes widen.

“Oh… I forgot…”

And then he turns around and goes sprinting back down the stairs, hopping down two at a time, arms and robes flailing everywhere.

“See you in a minute, Albus!” He yells over his shoulder.

Albus buries his face in his hands, and watches him go from between his fingers, half expecting to see him fall flat on his face and end up rolling all the way down the stairs back to the Entrance Hall. He thinks Scorpius’s shoelaces might be coming undone too, which would be an unmitigated disaster. But Scorpius remains upright until he’s well out of Albus’s sight and hearing.

Once Scorpius has disappeared into the distance, a very relieved Albus hurries up to Gryffindor house to dump the Cloak and get changed.

Prompts List

I’ve made a prompts list! (Some are not mine and I give credit to those who made them.) Send an ask with the number(s) and the character/ship you want! (For short drabbles/blurbs) x

1. “Please don’t leave me.”
2. “Are you kidding me right now?!”
3. “I’m going to kill you!”
4. “You did all of this for me?”
5. “I made my baby cry!”
6. “I’m in love with you.”
7. “Can I kiss you?”
8. “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
9. “Will you be quiet?!”
10. “You are a bloody idiot, you know that?”
11. “You love me.”
12. “He’s dead.”
13. “I hate you so much I love you.”
14. “Just leave me alone!”
15. “I can’t believe you just did that.”
16. "Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now.”
17. "Please.”
18. "Cuddle me.”
19. "Give me that back!”
20. "I’m pregnant.”
21. "Are you scared?”
22. "What are you doing?”
23. "If we get caught I’m blaming you.”
24. "Are you drunk?”
25. "Shut up and kiss me.”
26. "Help me I’m stuck.”
27. "What am I going to do with you?”
28. "Stop distracting me!”
29. "You said my name in your sleep.”
30. "Yes.”
31. "Are you jealous?”
32. "Trust me.”
33. "Bite me.” “If you insist.”
34. "I made a mistake.”
35. "It’s been a while.” “Too long.”
36. "I don’t love you anymore!”
37. "You’re lying.”
38. "I’m going to regret this.”
39. "Do that again.”
40. "I’m running away.”
41. "I need your help.”
42. "If I die I’m going to come back and haunt you.”
43. "Well this is a surprise.”
44. "Am I dreaming?”
45. "Make me.”
46. "If they find out, I’ll kill myself and then you.”
47. "Why? Just… why?”
48. "Stop it.”
49. "We’re just friends.”
50. "Did you just flick me?”
51. "Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?”
52. "I got you a present.”
53. "Sit in my lap.”
54. "I think I forgot how to breathe.”
55. "Woah.”
56. "What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since I was eleven?”
57. "You don’t understand, you never do!”
58. "You look cute with a baby bump!”
59. "It’s all your fault!”
60. "Well that’s just great.”
61. "Are you even listening?”
62. "I’m going to walk away and pretend I didn’t see anything.”
63. "I thought you loved her.”
64. "Time changes people.”
65. "You, my friend, are a complete and utter tosser.”
66. "You should be nice to me, I just saved your life!”
67. "Don’t you just love it!”
68. "It bit me!”
69. "You have approximately 5 seconds to get out of my face before I kill you.”
70. "Did you buy me… lingerie?”
71. "Oh yeah, because you’d be so good at this!”
72. "I’m sorry.”
73. "That night never happened!”
74. "You should marry me.”
75. "Aren’t you just a cutie pie!”
76. "Don’t you dare!”
77. "Um.. somebody broke that.”
78. "Stop biting that fucking lip!”
79. "You’re hot, shame about the personality.”
80. "You’re going to get us expelled!”
81. "I need you to fake date me.”
82. "My back’s a bit sore from when you stabbed me with your knife.”
83. “You’re just leaving me here? At least have to decency to finish me off with a stick.”
84. "No, I didn’t murder them. I accidentally knocked them unconscious forever, that’s all.”
85. "Wow thanks a lot.”
86. "Why are you walking around naked?”
87. "You owe me big time!”
88. "Awe it’s so cute!”
89. "Are you hitting on me?”
90. "If I die you’ll be sorry!”
91. "Help me hide!”
92. "Sometimes I really don’t like you.”
93. "You’re crazy! You’re out of your mind!”
94. "Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!”
95. "I don’t know how you convinced me to do this.”
96. "Is that… is that my bra?”
97. "Really? Right now?”
98. "Where are your pants?”
99. "I can’t believe you’re carrying my child.”
100.You’re my soulmate?!”

Morgana: remember, we have to be extremely careful. no one can find out we’re the Phantom Thieves.

Ryuji: (yelling) YEAH WE CAN’T LET ANYONE FIND OUT THAT WE’RE THE PHANTOM THIEVES. I, RYUJI SAKAMOTO, STUDENT OF SHUJIN ACADEMY AND FELLOW MEMBER OF THE PHANTOM THIEVES–PHANTOM THIEVES BEING THE GROUP THAT WE ARE–WOULD BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE IF ANYONE FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE THE PHANTOM THIEVES. THEN WE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO CHANGE PEOPLE’S HEARTS AND MAKE THEM CONFESS THEIR CRIMES, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WE, THE PHANTOM THIEVES, DO ALL THE TIME. GOSH I HOPE NO ONE FINDS OUT THAT WE’RE THE P H A N T O M  T H I E V E S

Model Behavior

Summary: Jack is getting ready to do a photo shoot for Alicia’s friend.  Bitty comes along to keep him company, when Bitty suddenly becomes the model. Jack’s reaction to the photo is… interesting.  A quick little ficlet which takes place during Jack’s senior year.  Also on AO3


Jack hated photo shoots. Absolutely hated them, but Alicia had a favor called in and he found himself in a position of not being able to say no. And so, begrudgingly, Jack Zimmermann was on his way to Boston for a one-day shoot.

“Like an actual shoot shoot?” Bitty asked wide-eyed as he told him about it over some ginger peach pie the evening before.

“Yeah. It’s for some clothing line. They’re going to dress me up like a puppet and then I have to stand there, and smile like an idiot.”

“I dunno, it sounds so fun to me. I’d love to model!” Bitty said then sighed, “Alas, I am vertically challenged.”

“Euh… do you want to come with me?” Jack asked pushing his pie around the plate with his fork.

“Really? And like watch?!” Bitty practically bounced off his seat.

“I guess so, Bittle. Don’t make me take it back.”

“No! I’ll behave. I promise! It’s going to be so much fun.”

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Brooklyn 99 Sentence Starters 

“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately?”

“Shut your dumb poem mouth!”

“He’s so suave. Does anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe? No? Okay.”

“Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”

“He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.”

“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”

“Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom? That’s like the whole reason to go in there.”

“So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?”

“I think this is where Batman’s parents got killed.”

“I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”

“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

“Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!”

“How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”

“No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.”

“Baby, I’ve got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan.”

“Don’t arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see. Know what I’m saying?”

“Maybe it’s just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.”

“We don’t need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let’s fry these bitches.”

“Alright, we’re outnumbered and unarmed.”

“Wait! Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I’m not getting better at this.”

overworked | yoongi

Originally posted by parkejimins

Pairing: Yoongi + Reader

Genre: Angst/fluff

Word Count: 1.5k

Summary: It was like he forgot you existed, he forgot who you were and what you were to him. He had built up his walls once again, and this time you couldn’t break them down. 

Reader’s POV

“Oh..I see.” you said softly, trailing off as Taehyung sighed on the other end.

“I’m sorry noona, I know it’s been forever since you’ve seen him…has he not visited home?” he asked.

You let out a humorless chuckle, as you replied,“ I’d be surprised if he even remembered where I lived.”

“Oh noona, I’m sure it’s not like that! It’s just with the comeback coming soon, he’s just been stressed out a lot lately you know?” Taehyung reasoned.

“I guess so Taehyung-ah…It’s okay, I understand…Just let him know I called at least, okay?” you asked him.

“I will noona…I’ll also knock some sense into him, okay?!” he said, causing you to laugh a little at the boy.

“Thanks Taehyung-ah…” you trailed off as you said your goodbyes and ended the call, slumping against your couch that’s been empty of Yoongi and his cuddles for almost 3 weeks now.

That’s right, for almost a month it was as if Yoongi, your boyfriend, had fallen of the face of the planet. You’d call him and he’d rarely pick up while his texts were always short and ended with ’Im busy, text you laters’“.

You were tired of it honestly, missing him and his warm embraces, his gummy smiles which were always directed at you and the way he would murmur the sweetest of words into your ear as you drifted asleep in his arms every night.

But for the last month, it was anything but that and you felt yourself breaking apart slowly.

It scared you how dependent you were of him, how much you relied on him and how much you needed him.

And the fact that it didn’t seem like he felt the same scared you even more.

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Get to know me meme: [1/10] musical artists » Tokio Hotel

We are like a family, we’re like brothers, and we know each other very well. All our habits and everything, and that’s maybe the most important thing.

You’re an angel dressed in armor
You’re the fair in every fight
You’re my life and my safe harbor
Where the sun sets every night (x)

can we please let them slow dance in their pyjamas or something?
lil’ thingy for @sarawh, love u buddy