these guys are such dweebs

from a comrade

“Planning to hit the streets to raise some hell? I commend you. You’re doing the hard work we need right now. Just remember to buy yourself some face coverage.

A bandana is always fashionable, but a balaclava provides more coverage and a more secure fit should you need to run. Plus it’s a lot warmer, which is important for these winter protests. A keffiyeh is a classic look, and wrapped correctly provides good coverage as well. Avoid shit like the Guy Fawkes mask; poor visibility, and you look like a dweeb.

"But friend,” you might protest. “Why do I need a mask if I’m not planning on doing anything illegal?” Excellent question! There are several reasons:

1. You don’t know when an illegal tactic will play out around you. You don’t want to be caught on camera next to someone smashing bank windows.
2. If only the black bloc masks up, the police immediately know who to prioritize. Even if you don’t personally involve yourself in such tactics, it’s important to stand in solidarity with your more militant brethren. They are the stick to your carrot, and we need both to be functional.
3. As these protests go on and become more disruptive, the Nazis will take an interest in direct action of their own. They’re already putting out literal bounties on resisters. The peacefulness of your protest will not protect you from the hate machine if you happen to get doxxed in a protest photo.

Fight back. Fight hard, or soft, as it pleases you. Fight together. But please, please be safe. <3"

Excuse me. Slightly drunken revelation about Jane Austen here. Nearly all of the successful romances in her novels support the idea that choosing the mildly to extremely socially awkward dork is the best move, a message I wholeheartedly approve of both in real life and most assuredly in fiction.

Brooding heroes are all fine and good, but not my cup of tea. Give me a guy who refuses to dance because he’s and introverted dweeb? Bestill my heart, apparently.

McCree is, hands down, the most comfortable place to nap in Overwatch, both before and now. He has the perfect ratio of muscle to fat, he runs warm, and he is prone to getting power naps whenever he can himself. He also doesn’t seem to mind being used as a pillow, which helps. Genji, as his Best Friend and generally already lounging where McCree is, is traditionally the one making use of McCree’s hospitality. (Genji also tells stories of the Left Shoulder, which was too perfect to exist and was struck from the earth by jealous gods. The Left Shoulder made sleeping in cargo planes not only tolerable but desirable. The Left Shoulder was naturally soporific. The Left Shoulder was taken from them too young. The Right Shoulder is too firm, in his expert opinion, owing to McCree shooting right handed. As McCree did not get blown halfway to hell and lose his arm specifically to spite Genji, he generally dumps his friend on the floor when he starts that kind of talk.) A free spot on the couch next to McCree is highly coveted, unless you plan on staying awake.

So it’s something of a coup when Hanzo stumbles upon the Boyfriend Privilege. McCree, who before had simply been allowing anyone and everyone to fall asleep on him, specifically makes room so Hanzo can sit beside him. Hanzo initially interprets the frankly baleful looks he receives as commentary on his relationship with McCree, and not, as it were, about the violation of the law of the seating jungle as everyone knew it. Genji’s murderous scowl he finds especially upsetting, because Genji had seemed supportive until that exact moment (and had been really damn comfortable until McCree moved). McCree seems unaffected, curls his arm around Hanzo’s shoulders, and goes back to browsing on his phone. Hanzo, attempting to put on a show of indifference, ends up actually succumbing and dozing off.

McCree brooks no argument on the subject, since Hanzo is pretty cozy himself and Genji, in point of fact, is pointy as hell. What’s the point of having a pretty thing like Hanzo if you can’t curl up with him on the couch on account of pointy jackasses anyway?

(Genji mimes gagging and leaves.)

He chokes and then turns into a ham durning the Singin’ In The World curtain-call.

I agree with Uechan, おかしな    おかしな !  → ([∂]ω[∂])

Classic Ryukun.

widegdon  asked:

Is His YouTube Channel real????????))

[sadly, no, lmao- i wouldn’t have any way to make it seem in character. like idk how i’d make it appear that it was michael in charge of the MichaelMellon channel and not me, the mun. the only ways i could possibly even attempt that is through animation and/or cosplay??

fluid animation takes a long time so if I did it that way, the videos would rarely be over a minute long. plus i’d prob need audio from somewhere.

cosplay would just be me acting as michael and doing gameplays with a facecam. which i’m okay with bc mod starry and I have cosplayed jeremy and michael before?? but my cosplay of him is just yikes,,, lmaO]

Chocobros + Nyx in a Bodyguard AU

A/N: Okay, first of all, so much struggle went into this post. I was writing until 2:30 in the morning, and I was nearly finished until my computer failed me, and I lost this entire post. 

;; I forgot to save between every boy. 

God, I’m so dumb. 

But I hope you enjoy this Bodyguard AU that no one asked for after I typed it the second time around.  (o^ ^o)

(@little-mini-me-world​ pain is real.)


Noctis

  • Attempts the cool and silent bodyguard type, but in reality he’s just awkward. 
  • He blushes up a storm every time you tease him. 
  • He acts like he knows what he’s doing, but he really doesn’t. 
  •  Most of the time you have to tell him if you have a bad feeling, or if you don’t feel safe, or else he’ll never catch on. 
  • That doesn’t mean that he’s bad at his job though! Noctis always makes sure to keep no more than a step or so behind you, and in crowded places he’ll keep an arm wrapped protectively around your waist. 
  • He’s crazy fast too! If Noctis ever notices that you’re in immediate danger, it will seem as if he practically transports to your assailant, and can take them down before you can even react. 
  • Noctis would be very hard to get to open up, and he honestly tried to keep your relationship purely professional, but at any mention of fishing, video games, or cosplay, he’ll become such a dweeb. 
  • At first glance he’s the “mysterious guy with a dark past” but this is the same guy that says, “Sharp errday,” and “Cake, baby,” when he takes down your attackers. 
  • He’s pretty scary when he’s angry though. His eyes will seem like they turn red, and he will beat your attackers an inch from death until you tell him to stop. 
  • You’re pretty shaken up, but then he flashes you a straight face and a thumbs up before saying in the deepest voice he can muster, “I’m an assassin.”
  • There’s your dork. 
  • He’s also very self-sacrificing. He wouldn’t hesitate to jump in front of you to take that bullet, knife, or punch. 
  • Noctis would realize that you’re the love of his life when he would willingly give up his precious sleep to make sure that you’re safe all the time. 
  • HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT THOUGH. NO ONE MUST KNOW. Crush?? What crush??
  • Avoids eating vegetables under the excuse that they might be poisoned. 
  • His uniform is a tailored black suit with a black button up and no tie. He keeps the first couple of buttons open to reveal some of that hairless chest of his O-O
  • On lazy days, (which is almost every day) he wears a form-fitting black shirt and cargo pants. 

Prompto

  • Okay, first of all, who gave him this job 
  • He would leave your side just to pet puppies. 
  • Prompto likes to sing the James Bond theme under his breath when he scopes out the area. 
  • When you ask him to do something for you: “You got it, gurrrlll!” [finger guns] [somersaults out of there] 
  • He’s very talkative and friendly, so you always feel at ease with him, and people often mistake him for your boyfriend. 
  • An overly protective boyfriend that wears a bulletproof vest. 
  • Although, when the two of you first met, he would be very flustered and embarrassed. He just didn’t expect to be assigned to someone so pretty
  • He’d apologize over and over for touching your bare skin, or for yanking your arm to pull you closer to him, and you’d laugh and tell him that he’s just doing his job. 
  • When the two of you grow closer, he becomes such a comforting presence, and he’s never not smiling at you.   
  • Even though he’s your bodyguard, he doesn’t mind doing manual tasks for you. 
  • Have an eyelash in your eye? He’s on it. You’re wearing a dress with a train? He’ll be sure to carry the ends for you. You’re going shopping? He’ll hold your bags for you. 
  • Honestly he’s such a lovely gentleman. Marry him already. 
  • You wouldn’t really see him as a bodyguard though, but that would change the moment you see him in action when he activates serious and badass mode. 
  • Is the guy who cried when he saw a spider in your room the same guy that legit kicked a gun out of a grown man’s hand, did a flip, and caught that gun like a baton?? 
  • Where the fuck did he learn how to do that??
  • You honestly thought that the gun he carries around with him was just for show. 
  • Afterwards Prompto would cry, and he would think that he had failed you because he couldn’t stop the threat from the start. The poor babe honestly believes that he’s so disposable as a bodyguard. 
  • Protect him, love him, become his emotional bodyguard. 
  • Prompto’s uniform is a black bulletproof vest over a red, sleeveless shirt and baggy pants. He keeps his gun in a holster at his side and has an earpiece that he always fiddles with because he can’t stand still for long. 

Ignis

  • Is he a model?? Or a bodyguard? The world may never know. 
  • He’s the type of bodyguard that doesn’t know when to relax. No matter what, he’s always on guard to ensure your safety. Because of this, there’s never a moment with him around that you don’t feel safe. 
  • He’s very professional and strict, but it’s known to have a soft spot for you. 
  • Ignis would also be underestimated physically as a bodyguard, but not only is he as sharp as a whip, has multiple plans and backup plans in case anything goes wrong, Ignis can take down three men twice his size before you can even blink. 
  • Haven’t you ever seen his bare biceps?? Dat boi lifts.
  • Ignis would be the one to drive you everywhere because he doesn’t trust anyone else to do it. 
  • After you were nearly poisoned, he would be the one to make almost every meal that you have too. 
  • He’s also very old-fashioned when it comes to chivalry. Even though he’s not paid to pamper you, he wouldn’t hesitate to carry your books for you, open doors for you, or scoop you up to walk over a puddle. 
  • He’s such a mom friend. 
  • He acts like your mother more than your mother does when it comes to your safety, but he also motivates you and tries to help you if you ever feel overwhelmed. 
  • If you feel stressed, he’ll be there to pull out a chair beside you, pour you some drinks and give you some snacks. He’s here to help. 
  • Your emotional health is just as important to him as your physical health. 
  • He would even crack some jokes or give you some memes if that’s what it takes to make you smile. 
  • When you first see Iggy, he’ll look like the boring and stern type, but there’s more than meets the eye with him. With everything that he does for you, it’s a no-brainer that you fell in love with him. 
  • After Ignis goes blind trying to protect you, he’ll try to quietly remove himself from your life because he feels like he’s not fit to protect you anymore. 
  • Please stop this man. 
  • Ignis doesn’t know what casual dressing is. Every single one of his uniforms are designer, tailored, and pressed to perfection. 

Gladio: 

  • He fits the bodyguard mold to a T. 
  • When people see him with you, he’s just so tall and muscular that there’s no hesitation in their minds that he’s here to protect you, and he’s probably the best person for the job. 
  • Why would people even threaten you with him as your bodyguard tbh, 
  • He won’t hesitate to tease you though, but that just means that he feels at ease with you and he doesn’t feel stifling. 
  • Gladio also wouldn’t mind if you asked him to carry you everywhere. He’s just like, [shrugs] “Alright,” because it’s not like he’d have to use much of his strength to carry you. 
  • Besides, it’s easier on him as a bodyguard because he literally has you by his side at all times. 
  • Gladio also hopes that it would never have to come to this, but in case he ever has to leave you alone for a while, he’ll teach you how to fight for yourself. 
  • His security measures can get a bit overbearing, and sometimes you feel a bit frustrated because he feels like your dad, and you think that he’s taking all of these precautions too far. 
  • You just have to understand that he’s trying to protect you. 
  • Other than that, you would never have to worry if you really were in danger because you know that Gladio would be there to save you 100% of the time. 
  • If you were receiving death threats though. 
  • Cue Taken’s “I will find you, and I will kill you.” 
  • If for any reason he needs to leave your side for a while, the next person he trusts to protect you is Iris. 
  • She’s honestly so precious and it’s always a blessing to see her. 
  • This girl will give you plush toys on one hand, then put your attacker in a choke hold in another. 
  • You would never tell Gladio, but you’re more intimidated by her than you are by him, and that’s saying something. 
  • He would also ask you to accompany him to the gym. He has to watch you almost 24/7, and he needs to keep his body in shape, so this is killing two birds with one stone. 
  • You get to watch him work out and he gets to watch over you. It’s a win-win for everyone. 
  • He would even catch your watchful eyes on him and would give you a teasing smirk and a, “Like what you see?” 
  • His uniform is a fitted suit that fits perfectly over his hulking form, but he usually wears a black, fitting tank top with dark jeans. 
  • Honestly this entire Bodyguard AU thing is just canon for Gladio. 

Nyx: 

  • The all-around perfect bodyguard. While Prompto and Noctis are a bit too lenient, while Ignis and Gladio can be a bit overbearing, Nyx is the perfect middle. 
  • He’s assertive, but he’ll let you have some freedom too. 
  • He calls you “Princess” jokingly. 
  • He tries to keep your relationship professional, but it wouldn’t be very hard to get him out of his shell. 
  • If the two of you are alone, pull him into a dance, pull him into the pool, or tell him to lay next to you on the bed, and he’ll complain at first, but soon he’ll be laughing with you. (Just let me have a slow dance with Nyx alright ;;)
  • With all of the distractions you throw at him, people would think that it would be easy to get things past him, but they are dead wrong. 
  • Nyx is incredibly observant no matter what, and almost nothing gets past him. 
  • He’ll catch you trying to sneak out, but then he’ll be like, “Okay, but only I can come too.” 
  • He’ll definitely be those guys from the YA novels that are like, “You don’t want to get close to me, Princess, I’m a dangerous man.” 
  • Uh-huh, sure. 
  • He takes his job very seriously, so you’ll see him posted outside your door or behind you during long, boring meetings, and he’ll keep his stance and form perfectly straight the entire time. 
  • If you keep on trying to talk to him when he’s on duty, he’ll give you a lopsided smile and an exasperated, “Princess, you’re interfering with my work.” 
  • Give him a smirk and a, “As long as I’m with you, I feel like the safest person in the world.” 
  • He’ll hum and turn away, but it takes him at least ten minutes to catch on.
  • Hold on. 
  • What?? 
  • Wait, are you…flirting with him??
  • For the rest of the week he would just be in a state of shock and have a mental debate of, “No, they were just being cheeky,” or “Holy shit, they flirted with me because they like me.” 
  • Save him from his suffering, or else he’ll be stuck in this internal monologue for the rest of his life. 
  • His uniform is a tailored double-breasted military jacket with matching trousers, but he’ll also wear a plain black tee and black pants. 
  • 10/10 would want him as a bodyguard. 

“Shit, let’s ALL wear stupid hats.”

((A little gift for everyone who took part in the stupid hat discourse today. XD))

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Snailogy

I love SnaiLords so darn much. His artwork and storylines are so incredible. You should go read his comics on webtoons. Snailogy and Nightmare Factory. Snailogy is slice of life and is about his life and cool stuff like that. Nightmare Factory is his main work that has an actual planned storyline and is a blend of comedy, horror, and drama. Both are super cool. I recommend you read both. I am friend crushing on him so hard rn and I don’t even know him.

i have a theory about why so many people hate jace 

jace is a nerd, he’s arguably wimpy, he’s awkward, and sometimes he’s a bit of a loser. he comes off as an edgelord and an asshole (because of his flavor texts), but once you get to know him, he’s actually a nice guy, and that’s why people like him.

these dweebs are nerds, arguably wimpy, awkward, and sometimes feel like they’re losers. they actually are edgelords and assholes, and they’re either (consciously or otherwise) peeved that people like jace and not them because either A. they don’t read the story to know that jace is actually not really an asshole, B. they only want to be an edgelord, not a nice person once you get to know them, C. think they already are a nice person once you get to know them, even if they’re not, or D. don’t realize their similarities to jace in the first place, and they’re like, what’s this “loser doing being a main character” 

or E. they just hate blue. like, ok that one is justified but i can’t do anything about that lol

Employee of the Month: Part 1/11

Pairing: Reader x Ong Seongwoo

Group: Wanna One

Type: Fluff I think?

Words: TOO DAMN MANY (like almost 3.8k, jfc) 

Warnings: LOTS OF BAD WORDS

A Brief Synopsis: 

The tale of Ong’s really shitty job and how it provides a platform for you to exist in his life romantically. Kind of.

A/N: This is 1 of 11 parts in my Wanna One job oneshot series. I swear it is infinitely more interesting than it sounds. Just read this, please. I swear it isn’t boring af. Also I should be posting 1 or 2 of these each week until I finish all 11. Mentally prepare for the babies of the group to have shorter ones, because they are smol[and illegal 👮🏻🚫] . I have like 5 in the works already and am almost done with Guanlin’s, so I’ll probs post that one tomorrow. That is all.

Name: Ong Seongwoo

Age: 21

Occupation: Chuck E. Cheese Employee

  • Now lets preface this by clarifying that this boy never actually filled out a job application or had any desire to work here 
  • He literally just took Dan and Jisung once as a joke for Dan’s birthday 
  • After being there for 5 minutes he became so bored that he stole the mouse head from Chuck while the mouse was in the bathroom 
  • Ran around for 30 minutes with it on until all the children in the building were crying 
  • The manager reprimanded him and took the head back, because she was hostile af 
  • Upon seeing Ong’s face she almost cried 
  • *insert I saw a man so beautiful I started crying meme, you know the one, from like 3 or 4 years ago* 
  • Immediately she asked him to work for the company because he “seemed to really understand children and would make a valuable asset" 
  • He only said yes for free tokens 

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A bunch of Dathomirians attack without any provocation whatsoever.

Obi Wan: So much for not starting anything… ANAKIN.

Anakin: THIS FUCKIGN GUY. There is no way anything about this is my fault