these girls can sang

pjo musical: the rundown

so i went to see the lightning thief with @angelicomma yesterday and um. oKAY GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS LEMME TELL U ABOUT THIS MOTHER!FUCKIN! SHOW!!!! because it was SO GOOD this is just like. the short list of what i loved about it because oh my god 

prepare for the longest post ever 

  • the set was such an aesthetic? it was all very metallic like there was scaffolding and greek columns with graffiti on them? it was very chb and very nyc and overall a Blessing 
  • every time they needed to show a different location they’d do it with the lights so like there were these lights lining the scaffolding that would change color ?? in the underworld they’d flash red, yellow and orange and were made to look like fire and near the ocean theyd be blue and if they were talking about trees itd be green and! if they wanted u to focus on a certain part of the scaffolding it’d be a different light color than any of the other parts which was rad af
  • the overhead lights were used really well too like when percy was singing about being the son of poseidon or when there was water the lights would be blue and when they were in the forest theyd be green
  • there is an entire song about how they hate new jersey and how they refuse to die in the garden state. know this
  • the show was very low budget like oh my god it was great
  • they didnt make some of their own props so sally walked in once with a trader joe’s bag and also the most important bag in the world (containing the master bolt) was a fucking jansport 
  • their representation of water was just to attach toilet paper rolls to leaf blowers and turn the overhead lights blue like what even
  • they covered the first 4 rows in toilet paper at one point 
  • also they fuckin deca-casted everyone except for percy (chris mccarrell, the light of my life actually he was so good) 
  • jonathan raviv played chiron, auntie em, random chb girl in a bike helmet and braids (?), random tractor guy (?), a bus driver, a train conductor, hades, and poseidon and im probably missing someone. he had very distinctive characters for all of them not to mention horse puns 
    • “the gods are kind of dicks”
    • medusa’s eyes were just light up swim goggles
  • sarah beth pfeifer, who probably has the best comic timing ive seen ever, played clarisse, katie gardner, a fucking squirrel?, mrs. dodds, lotus casino girl, random camper assistant to mr. d, and thalia 
    • *chases annabeth down a flight of stairs with a sword while screaming* 
    • “for their sixteenth birthdays my friends all got cars. I got a fern and a mason jar!” 
    • “ARROWS ARE MADE WITH WOOD. I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ACTIVITY THAT CONDONES VIOLENCE AGAINST OUR ARBOR BRETHREN!”
  • they had the most roles and they were GREAT 
  • george salazar was such a wonderful grover and mr d oh man 
    • mr d’s whole gag was he’d kick a chair when he got pissed which was hysterical bc the camper assistant would start pouting every time and he also wanted to turn percy into a dolphin 
    • “grover, are you ever going to wear pants again?” “NOPE!” 
    • his solo song was about thalia and how he couldnt save her talk about EMOTIONAL he cried
    • dam jokes
      • we might have more drachmas if you didnt spend them on those DAM SNACKS” “HEY! IT WAS THE HOOVER DAM” 
  • let me talk about. carrie compere for like multiple hot seconds bc GODDAMN GIRL CAN SANG 
  • she was such a good sally. can she be my mom. she sang a song abt percy being special and wonderful and i got a lil teary 
    • “you saved my life, percy. It’s time i learned how to live it.” cryin g 
  • her silena was really funny? like very whiny but very funny.
    •  “every time i bring a boy home, my mom’s there in her nightie […] she steals my mascara and all my dates!” 
  • she also played sort of charon? underworld guide in this awesome gold dress (she looked SO GOOD) who smacked grover’s goat ass (?????) 
    • “you know, bringing people to the underworld isn’t my only job. I also have a band. wanna hear a demo?” “not really?” “sorry, i can’t hear you over this SWEET ASS RIFF” 
    • We got everyone! we got kurt kobain, we got beethoven. any requests?” “um, do you have josh groban?” “we will.” 
  • JAMES! HAYDEN ! RODRIGUEZ! was sO GOOD AS LUKE
  • THERE WAS A GOOD KID REPRISE AND I WAS SHOOKEN 
    • “being a good kid gets you nowhere at all” bruh 
  • they couldn’t have a scorpion onstage so luke just. fucking stabs percy in the back??? 
  • He was also a really funny ares and gabe!! 
  • ok and my gal KRISTIN STOKES 
    • fun fact abt me and kristin stokes ….. so we were walking in the same direction after stage door and so me and @angelicomma just walked with her….to the train…. she gave us dessert recs…… and talked about the show (she’s so salty about how rangey her big solo is but trust me she was so good on that song) and also waitress with us…. it was the best experience of all time she is so nice and cool and was wearing jurassic park leggings how rad is she oh my god
    • her annabeth? was awesome? she was witty and tough and aggressive and i was ABOUT IT 
    • she called out sexism all the damn time 
      • “annabeth, i get it. do you know how many schools i’ve been kicked out of?” “yeah, percy, but when boys mess up they get a second chance.” 
      • “hey, annabeth, who’s your dad?” “he’s a history professor.” “i thought everyone’s dad was-” “a god? that’s my mom. sexist.” 
        • longest yeah boi ever 
    • the moment where she betrayed luke at the end??? YES GIRL
  • chris mccarrell was such a perfect percy i am elated 
    • “Tartarus? LIKE THE FISH SAUCE???!!!?!?!” 
    • *swings riptide like a lightsaber while making lightsaber noises* 
    • *packages medusa’s head* “To Mount Olympus. Signed, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.” “the gods will think we’re impertinent!” “*winning smile* we are impertinent.” 
    • *pouts* “i know how to hold a sword! like this!” annabeth corrects him and he swings it “oh wow actually that’s a lot easier” 
    • in good kid he was like? running around the stage and climbing the scaffolding and shit? and i cried??? the no mom line was the WORST i wanted to actually scream and his voice is so pretty 
    • and he was so shook by his own powers oh man 
    • he was just. so good at the twelve year old thing it was fantastic he was all fidgety and Dramatic ™ god bless
    • he loves sally so much!!! all the demigods were salty af abt their parents and he was just quietly singing like “my mom loves hugs and scary movies” and i just. screamed quietly
  • there were rlly cute percabeth moments too. 
    •  percy’s knocked tf out the first time annabeth meets him (she infiltrates his dream a lil) and he sings a lil song abt how she’s beautiful and stuff and he wakes up and she’s all “YOU DROOL IN YOUR SLEEP” shook 
    • she shows up at capture the flag (percy hasnt officially met her yet) and he points at her and was just “gasps YOURE MY DREAM GIRL!” and annabeth side-eyes him hardcore and he goes “UM. THE GIRL. FROM MY DREAM.” 
    • “the god is my mom. sexist.” “NO NO I LOVE GIRLS!” annabeth is shook yet again and percy panics and is like “I MEAN UM THEYRE VERY NICE” 
      • percy gets serious side eye from luke
      • it’s great  
    • when percy gets stabbed they almost kiss and then grover RUNS ONSTAGE “HEY! here’s your ambrosia percy” goddamn it was DRAMATIC
  • im definitely missing shit but oh boy it was so so good
  • i’d kill a man for that soundtrack  
  • if you have the chance (and the money) it’s just. such an Experience and everything i could have ever dreamed of. the cast is great (and theyre all so freakin NICE s/o to kristin especially). 
  • i’d highly recommend it!!! A+ 1000/10

anonymous asked:

14. And 30. What historical figure do you think would be most interested in dank memes

14. Why are you are interested in history?

oh man thats a heavy question. it’s just fascinating to me how the human race used to live and how we got to where we are today yk? like its so odd to think that the people alive in 70AD were just exactly what we are today ygm we put so much distance between ourselves because we’re totally different societies but at the end of the day they are just like us only with a different culture (often based on different levels of knowledge) and they aren’t separate from us because we Evolved from them. i really cant pinpoint exactly why i find history so interesting but i think its probably to do with humanity things like how people think the fact that medieval people used torture is barbaric but turn a blind eye to guantanamo bay

30. What historical figure do you think would be most interested in dank memes

i gotta say mozart. that guy wrote a canon called ‘lick me in the arse’ and a piece of music for an opera singer he didnt like that alternated between high and low notes because she dropped her chin on the low notes and threw her had back on the high ones so her head would ‘bob like a chicken’ onstage. that guy would love a good meme and meme culture and therefore its probably for the best he isnt alive today because the number of meme compositions would be the death of real music

anonymous asked:

I'd like to personally thank Bioware for creating Mordin's song about mitosis. My Anatomy & Physiology class might have laughed when I sang it but you can bet this girl didn't get a single mitosis question wrong. I owed it to Mordin.

Same anon with the Mordin mitosis song. Immediately after writing that I listened to his other Citadel DLC songs and found one about amino acids and seriously where was that two days ago before my BIochem final

Mordin would be proud of you :)

♫  You’re the very model of a scientist human!  ♫

10 biases list I was tagged by @def-initely-soul

So I’m finally doing this top 10 bias thing that I got tagged in and I want y’all to know I feel #stressed #exposed. I’ll tag @ichibabe21 @kpoppantydrop Kia and Rae @pocinamedia @melaninstoryteller @kpoppocmoodboards and @givemesomeseoul

1. Yoongi & Yongguk. If you thought you were going to get me to chose you’re wrong. Both rappers, songwriters, producers with gummy smiles that have been brave about their mental illnesses. What’s not to love?

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Originally posted by aleyongguk

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There are lyrics from the Kip Moore song “Lead me” that just remind me of my writing, when Saeran starts to catch the feels <3 <3. Now the song is sang from a guy to a girl but you can easily change it to a girl from a guy. 

I know we’ve got our scars
We’re beautiful and broken, just the way we are
With a little faith and a whole lot of trust
I’d bet it all on you, bet it all on us

So lead me into your heart
Don’t let this world keep us apart
Don’t leave me alone in the dark
Lead me into your heart
Lead me into your heart

anonymous asked:

MB, hoping you can help a girl out. Half the blogs are saying they sang a Swifty song on Carpool Karaoke and half are saying that person lied on Twitter. I watched it this morning and there was no TS on what I watched. But did they include it somewhere and I'm simply missing it?

I haven’t seen it anywhere so either it was indeed a lie or it was cut. Either way, glad it’s not there.

Ice Cream


This takes place in the Medical Attention universe. Photo prompt originally submitted  to @castlefanficprompts in this post. Duel posted to FFnet here


“Ice cream?”

Kate looked down at the two year old, Charlotte Rodgers, as she tugged on her mother’s pant leg. Smiling at her daughter, she crouched down to kiss her forehead. Each day the little girl surprised her more and more with new words she had learned. Apparently today was the day to reveal another.

“What’s that, Baby?” she asked, brushing the child’s bangs out of her eyes with her free hand. Liam moved over to the pair, a knowing expression painted across his boyish features.

“I think she wants more ice cream,” he attempted a whisper as he spoke loudly into his mom’s ear. One thing Liam Rodgers could never be described as was quiet. She nodded and gave his hand a quick squeeze.

“I think so, too,” she said with a soft smile toward her son. “I was just surprised. I didn’t realize she knew that word.”

“Daddy taught her.” His voice was so matter-of-fact that she had to bite down on her lip to hold back her laugh. She loved her son so much.

“Of course he did .”

“He said he taught her all the important words,” he explained. Kate smiled and turned toward the sound of Rick approaching with the rest of the ice cream from their favorite little shop located down the street from the family loft. Alexis had discovered it on her way home from the library earlier in the summer and they’d made weekly trips ever since. Rick’s daughter couldn’t make today’s trip since she was busy with friends, but Liam had insisted on getting Lexis’s favorite flavor. His world revolved around his sisters. Obvious by the way he was currently dancing around the sidewalk with Charlie, their high pitched giggles ringing through the air.

“Important words?” Kate said, laughing, eye brow arched toward her husband.

“Yeah, you know. Like ice cream – how is ice cream not an important word?” Rick asked, feigning innocence. He pressed a quick kiss to her temple before handing Liam his ice cream cone.

She looked down at her daughter and shook her head. “Can’t say her name, but can say ice cream…” Kate teased, playfully swatting her husband’s behind and turning back to her melting dessert to give it a quick lick.

“C’s are hard letters…” he mumbled, nearly causing her to spit out the bite she had in her mouth.

“Rick? Cream? What does that start with?” she joked, looking back at him as the family walked toward the playground located across the street.

“Point taken.”

“Charlie, baby, can you say your name?” Kate asked, pulling the girl into her arms as they sat down on the swing together.

“Ice cream,” Charlie repeated, her tiny voice full of confidence.

“Maybe you should’ve named her ice cream?” Liam giggled, jumping up onto the swing situated between his parents.

“Buddy, you’re not helping,” her husband said, reaching over to ruffle the hair on top of their son’s head.

“Baby Girl, can you say your name for mommy?”

“Ice cream,” she sang.

“Maybe we can work on this again tomorrow? Her speech patterns are perfectly fine for her age…” he assured her.

“Don’t use your pediatrician speech on me,” she said, rolling her eyes when he stuck his tongue out at her. Sometimes she wondered how the man-child husband that she loved dearly could have ever been focused enough to last through medical school.

“She has a very expanded vocabulary. Relax, Kate, our little girl’s a genius,” Rick beamed.

“She just has you wrapped around her little finger.”

“But her little fingers are so cute,” he mused. He did have a point though. Her fingers and her toes and – they made a pretty cute kid.

“Ice cream.” A cute kid who had forgotten how to say anything else; maybe there was a reset button somewhere?

“Mommy?” Liam asked, his voice growing concerned.

“Yeah, Buddy?”

“I think she just wants some ice cream…”

Crap! In her concern about the words Charlie knew, she had failed to pay attention to the fact that her daughter was actually asking her for something.

Mother of the year.

“I’m sorry, Sweetheart. Here you go.”

She scooted off of the swing to adjust her daughter so they could share a couple tastes of the ice cream cone.

“Yum!” Charlie squealed, giggling as she helped Kate finish the rest of the cone. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed her husband’s face stretch into a huge grin.

“What?”

“You’re cute,” he stated, popping the rest of his dessert in his mouth.

“Who’s cute?” she asked, raising her eyebrow.

“Charlie!” Their daughter shrieked her name loud enough for it to echo through the park, leaving her family stunned for a couple seconds before they all started laughing at the outburst.

“See! I told you my little girl was a genius,” Rick said, breaking their laughs.

“Ice cream?”

Kate scrubbed her hand down her face. Good thing she was cute.

“She just really likes ice cream,” Liam added, before reaching for her hand, both trying to comfort her while also defending his sister.

And really, that wasn’t such a bad thing.

Harry Styles: VIDEO Masterpost

Three videos in which Harry Styles managed to make my life  living hell…

First video: Harry changes the lyrics from ¨Loved You First¨ during the concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUw7RprVRF8

Important Moments / Moments that make me wanna die:

1) 0:05 Harry sings smiling, making me wanna scratch my eyes out.

2) 0:09 He holds his thumb up to a girl (who I am not jealous of) while he is singing.

3) 0:12 - 0:17 He keeps singing looking at that girl in the crowd (thank you Harry)

4) 0:19 THE MOMENT WERE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF: He changes the lyrics to ¨Baby I love your shirt¨ POINTING AT THE GIRL. I mean, who does that to an innocent young lady? Shame on you Styles.

5) 0:24 HE LOOKS AT HER AGAIN

6) 0:29 keeps looking…

7) 0:32 keeps looking… BUT he smirks at her *smashes face against table*

8) 0:50 he returns to the side of the stage where the girl is he sang to… And he can´t help it and smile like a little cutie. Fuck you. 

If you’re asking yourself if I am jealous of that girl, the answer is NO. OF COURSE NOT. HOW CAN I BE JEALOUS OF THE ONE GIRL THAT BROUGHT HARRY’S ATTENTION DURING THE PERFORMANCE? I am lying. I am done. Life is hard.

Second video: Harry dancing during ¨Last First Kiss¨

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUcxkLqsYz4

Important Momets / (Again) Moments that make me wanna die:

1) 0:02 Harry moves his hip like Mick Jagger. (damn that’s hot)

2) 0:04 - 0:05 Harry moves his chest like he rules the world of millions of girls over the world. (actually he does, that sexy bastard)

3) 0:13 He sings while looking at some girl in the crowd, smirking and while he snaps his fingers. (great, thanks a lot)

4) 0:35 - 0:45 He sings while making fun of a girl who is eating popcorn (or something like that)

5) 0:46 - 0:52 He stares at that girl AGAIN and makes AGAIN the same movement with his FUCKING HOT chest, and that’s the point where I am a crying disaster. I mean, he does it smiling, that little bitch. I hate him for doing this to me.

But seriously: This video means a lot to me because it shows what a little ass Harry Styles is. He teases everybody making sexual moves. He is an ass, but that’s why I love him.

Third video: ¨Let’s Get It On¨

It´s very simple: The whole video is EXTREMELY important to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnf8rZDoDAE

To the person who made it: Thank you for the soundtrack you choose for the video. That song is perfect.

And a little (very important) tip: Try not to cry watching this perfection (like I did)… 

I LOST MY MIND. I am SICK. Don’t touch me. It’s the end of my existence.

Check out my other masterposts: http://rockingmyworld.tumblr.com/tagged/masterpost

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Hailee Steinfeld Slays with Debut Single “Love Myself”

We knew Hailee Steinfeld could sing from her flawless solo “Flashlight” in Pitch Perfect 2, but did you know girl can seriously SANG? The 18-year-old artist just released her debut single “Love Myself”  on Republic Records and it’s amazing. You can’t help but want to get up and dance to the pop track!

“Love Myself” proves Hailee did not just come to play, girl came to win! I already can’t get the infectious empowerment song out of my head. Plus, it has a great message about self-love and not needing anyone’s approval. I love it!

I can’t wait to hear more music from Hailee! Love this song, too? Get it on iTunes here.

The Complex Guide to K-Pop

The K-pop experts from TheOneShots.com weigh in on who to watch.

MAMAMOO

Modern Korean pop idols are known for a lot of things—namely sex appeal, looks, marketability, and personality—but one quality that is often noticeably missing is the actual skill of harmonizing. It’s mind-boggling how little emphasis K-pop companies put on the ability to competently carry a tune. And that’s why Mamamoo is the shit.

Please look past the terrible name for one second. This girl group can sing. They can sang. Their harmonies are among the best in K-pop, and their music, best categorized as “jazzy soul,” is unique and refreshing.

Key Tracks: “Mr. Ambiguous” and “Don’t Be Happy” f/ Bumkey

Source: Complex