these freakin two

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     🌠 Hamster

“Always bring a wingman” they said.

“They won’t steal all the girls away” they said.

Todomatsu is slowly getting fed up with your shit, Atsushi.

Shepard went as her favorite Space Diva for Halloween- Leeloo Dallas! Garrus tries not to show it, but he’s loving it. She’s only made him watch the movie five times now. 

I was going to try and wait till Halloween to post this. But i’m too excited! 

anonymous asked:

17? I'd love to see what you'd do with this one :)

#17: “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”


“You’re not coming out until you express yourselves!” Hange yells from the other side of the door and Eren scoffs. 

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…” he mutters to himself. Levi isn’t exactly the most emotional person on the planet. Eren doesn’t know why he fell for him but he did. And it fucking sucked honestly.

He slumps down to the ground, picking at his shoelaces while Levi just stands there on his phone. Eren feels kinda stupid. If he hadn’t said anything then they wouldn’t be in this position. But then again, maybe Hange was onto something because by the looks of it, Levi is avoiding his eyes, a small blush on his cheeks. 

“I don’t hear any talking!” 

“Hange shut the fuck up!” Levi yells back, irritated and the way he pushes his hair back makes Eren’s stomach flip a million times. “Jesus,” he mutters and sits on the floor across from Eren. “She’s so fucking—ugh.” He lets out an annoyed grunt and if that wasn’t how Eren was feeling right then…

“What are we even supposed to talk about?” he asks quietly, watching Levi carefully. 

He doesn’t say anything, doesn’t even look at Eren for a moment before shrugging with a sigh. “I’m supposed to tell you that I like you.”

“Come again?” 

There’s no way those words came out of Levi’s mouth. Hange had to be fucking with him. 

“I’m not repeating myself.”

“You’re fucking with me,” Eren blurts and Levi raises his eyebrows in shock. “There’s no way a guy like you could ever like a guy like me. Things like that don’t really happen. You don’t really mean that, do you?”

Levi doesn’t say anything for a moment and just looks him over briefly before murmuring ‘fuck it’. He gets on his knees and shuffles over to Eren, cupping his face and pulling Eren into the best kiss he’s ever had in his life. 

It lasts longer than he had expected it to and he was pulled into Levi’s lap while Levi swiped his tongue along Eren’s bottom lip for entrance. He let out a small sound at the feeling of Levi’s tongue over his own and was breathless when they pulled away. 

“Does that answer your question?” There was a smile on Levi’s face and Eren knew he had died and gone to heaven. 

“Are you guys good?” Hange asks and Eren rolls his eyes, giving Levi a little grin. 

“No, no we need more time.”He kisses Eren again. “Lots of time.”

anonymous asked:

could I request friends to lovers for yoongi 😩😩😩 I love this boy so much and I loVe ur writing thank u queen of everything

thank u omg!!!! also i had a really good idea for yoongi and this au bless u!!
find jimin (here) ~

  • how do i put this nicely,,,,,,,,you and yoongi,,,,,,are both,,,,what the rest of bangtan refer to as evil masterminds
  • because apparently you and yoongi have schemed jungkook out of his snacks so many times that jungkook assumed a ghost was haunting the dorm and stealing his brownie packs when No it was just you and yoongi ,,,,,,using video games to distract him while also taking whatever snacks jungkook holed up in the closet 
  • you actually met yoongi because you were both buying chicken skewers at a stand and you’d been short three bucks so you were trying to explain that your cat chewed up your money back home and you were just soOO hungry
  • and yoongi was trying not to laugh his ass off while he was waiting but in the end,,,,,,he’d paid for both your food and you’d been suspicious because why,,,,,,,,,was this random guy being nice to you
  • but yoongi was just like “i have respect for people who make up bizarre stories to get what they want.”
  • and you were like AHEM it’s true my cat,,,,,,did try to eat my money and yoongi had just lifted his eyebrow like really and you were like yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,ok maybe not but ,,,,,,,whatever
  • and since then,,,,,you guys would see each other in the street and for a while he called you ‘the one with the money eating cat’ but then you learned each others actual names and well,,,,,,a beautiful friendship formed
  • on mutual scheming and also,,,,,you guys just fit really well together because neither of you are high maintenance at ALL like you hang out once every two freakin weeks. yoongi is appreciative of that
  • but one day you text yoongi and you’re like “there’s a new catering place and they said that if you’re engaged you and your spouse can try all their samples for FREE. wanna be fake married with me for an hour?”
  • and yoongi, upon reading food + free was like yeah im in let’s go
  • when you meet you’re like yoongi, here i got these fake rings from a claw machine game put them on and he’s like oh my god you really prepared for this,,,,,, and you’re like yeah we have to be convincing ok????? we’re both good actors so let’s do this
  • and yoongi shrugs but suddenly takes your hand in his and you’re like ?? and he’s like “we’re married, remember?” and you’re like yeah, ofc!! right,,,,,
  • and as you walk inside one of the planners greets you but you’re just like,,,,,honestly my husband and i would just like to see your entrees,,,,,,and taste them i heard it’s ? Free?
  • and the lady is like yep!! right this way and,,,,,,oh my god it’s like food out of a restaurant and when you look up at yoongi you can see his eyes sparkling and you’re just like hONEY which one,,,,,,should we try first????
  • and yoongi clears his throat and is like oh,,,um,,,well,,,uh,,,,which one do you want the most ,,,,,,,baby?”
  • and you’re both looking at each other and trying not to laugh and the lady is like ???? um,,,,hello??
  • and you’re both like WELL WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY EVERYTHING
  • and you do,,,,,,,oh you guys do,,,,,,,,you’re in there for like a good hour and a half until you’re like “,,,,,,,this was all very good me and my husband need to speak about our decision ,,,,,,,outside give us a minute?”
  • and the lady is like !!!!!! sure,,,,,btw you two are such a sweet couple!!! you guys were feeding each other and everything ive never seen two more compatible people
  • and you and yoongi are looking at her like O__O ,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,thanks
  • but you tug yoongi away and as you’re outside you’re like ok let’s make a run for it till she figures out we’re fakes LOL
  • and yoongi is like true true,,,,but without letting go of your hand he pulls you down the street and toward the subway and once you’re safe ,,,on your way back home
  • your hands,,,,,,are still,,,,,,well you’re still holding onto each other,,,,
  • and you’re like “yoongi,,,,,” and he’s like “oh, do you want me to let go?” and you’re like NO that’s not it,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,are you thinking about what she said????
  • and yoongi’s like “oh that we’re compatible? she’s right, we are.”
  • you look up at him and you’re like ???? what??? you think so and he’s like yeah,,,,,,i mean who else but me and you would pretend to be fake married for food
  • to which you’re like hmmm true,,,,,,but also you’re like,,,,,,,yoongi,,,,,,i want you to keep the ring i know it’s fake but you can have it
  • and yoongi is like chuckling and he’s like “of course im keeping it. we’re married, i can’t take it off.” and you’re like YOONGI and he’s like ok ok married might be taking it too far but it’s our first couple item right?
  • and you’re like COUPLE??!?!?? but also,,,,,, you can’t help but smile and yoongi catches it and puts his hand near his mouth to hide his own grin
  • and the train gets to your stop and yoongi gets up with you and you’re like don’t you have three more to go and he’s like “im going to walk you home,,,,,,it’d be rude if your boyfriend didn’t make sure you got home safe.”
  • you: boyfriend?
  • yoongi: husband?
  • you: ADGFKDSD MIN YOONGI PLEASE
He needed to tell her… what? That she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved. That he was twisted, crooked, wrong, but not so broken that he couldn’t pull himself together into some semblance of a man for her. That without meaning to, he’d begun to lean on her, to look for her, to need her near.
—  Kaz Brekker (Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows)