these fools tho

anonymous asked:

Hiii I know you said you aren't taking request but I thought shinee on April Fools day would be fitting since it's April Fools day ^^

you are right anon! even though april fool’s day has passed in korea, this is for everyone still in april 1st! 

*SHINEE DOES NOT ENDORSE MALICIOUS PRANKS THEY ARE NOT FUNNY DON’T DO THEM*

onew: 

  • wakes up in the morning to find his floor covered with very full glasses of water all around his bed to the door 
  • pained face
  • shinee is standing in his doorway with shit-eating grins (shinee: “hello jinki.”)
  • picks up the nearest cup, chugs it, repeat until he can stand on the ground again
  • he is full af after the third but it’s a power move and he will NOT be defeated

jonghyun:

  • there’s a giant compilation of his v unflattering crying faces all over the ceiling 
  • minho had a lot of fun jumping on his bed and sticking them up there
  • he can’t GET ALL OF THEM DOWN 
  • looks at his phone screen, crying jonghyun face
  • who the hell knew his passcode 
  • he’s been hacked 
  • mailed jinki a potato but it came a day late but he tried 

key: 

  • charges out of the bathroom
  • “OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU SHITS PUT CHICKEN BULLION CUBES IN THE SHOWER HEAD”
  • “DO NOT MMM CHICKEN SOUP ME JINKI” 
  • takes tae’s phone, put it on silent and into his pocket, helps tae look for it all the while tsking at the poor maknae bc he SWEARS HE JUST HAD IT

minho:

  • in his room his fan goes on when he turns on the light 
  • wieners are spinning from his fan like some hellish maliciously possessed sausages wheel 
  • giggling “THIS ISN’T FUNNY” 
  • but omg it’s ISN’T EVEN A WELL THOUGHT OUT PRANK YOU JUVENILES 
  • every time he sneezes, he pulls the trigger of an air horn 

taemin: 

  • shinee keeps saying catch and thROWING PLASTIC BUGS AT HIM 
  • SOS HE IS LOSING YEARS OFF OF HIS LIFE 

YO YO YO SHOW ME THE CHERRY YO~

so guess who picked up the game just in time again????? AND BOY AM I GLAD THAT I DID.

rapper!Jumin is my new ultimate fav (second to real Jumin, and the comes cat!Jumin).

drop the beat yo~ MC likes, she’s a fan, but then we’re all fans here.

yes, Jumin, MC will show you her cherry~

And then everybody died. The end.

I’m rebooting the story again. I wanna take it in a more mature direction–one about how robots first gained sentience and tried to murderlize all human life. Pivot spearheaded the offensive as a shocktrooper.

Whereas before I wanted to include themes of mortality, identity, and purpose in PV02, as well as what defines a person as a ‘person,’ in this new chapter I plan to explore the themes of of violence and how cold and calculating artificial intelligence can be! Forget all those silly complexities involving Pivot’s origins or her relationships with her friends and stuff–as we all know, while it might be fun to imagine machines as having any sort of multifaceted personality, at the end of the day they are remorseless and don’t care about humans at all, and won’t hesitate to cut them down as long as their programming doesn’t prevent it. Or, as Asimov has demonstrated in his writings in I, Robot, how they’ll manage to do so while STILL upholding their programming! So basically robots will always come down to killing humans–that’s just good writing.

I hope you’re all as excited for this [April Fools Day Joke] as I am!

The KOF DLC pack is one dysfunctional family

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It is done! amazing balls I actually kept my word! 

So thanks to @rifcringes posting some videos by Thomas Sanders, who I had heard of but never, that I can remember, watched anything of so I went and checked him out and I absolutely love his stuff! :D he’s amazing! So was this created! 

I ended up watching his vines compilations and found 3 which made me think of Undertale immediately, and this is one of them! based on one of the vines HERE  

I have no idea what is going on with Scratch’s eye light thingie, tried to like combine the original blue and yellow of UT Sans and then add some purple, looks weird or maybe that’s just me? it reminds me of candy for some reason

Also for those people who don’t use feet and inches to measure height, Papy is 221 cm aka 2 m and 21 cm and Scratch 141 cm aka 1 m and 41 cm. went with these two because Papy is the tallest and Scratch the shortest in my head when it comes to the skellies in UT, US, UF and SF~

Edit: realised I forgot to add a little black dot in Scratch’s magic eye, fixed now~ 

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happily dancing with his lightstick and then…

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Some stuff I posted on twitter :D 

Cheritz, the all-seeing eye

Sometimes you feel like you’re starting to get over Mystic Messenger. Then Cheritz gives you a new DLC and suddenly you’re hooked again.

And they somehOW conveniently update when you’re starting to get over MM.

It’s like they can sense your distance.

Cheritz sees all.

Cheritz knows all.

anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts on the lyrics of Dangerous Animals?

I love Dangerous Animals. The lyrics to me always embodied a sexual frustration/tension/desire he can’t get to. There are a lot of phrases in that song that fit each other “pinned down by the dark, to my knees you do promote me.” Humbug era Alex lyrics are trickier to decipher, especially a song like this. He tends to bounce around, with long winded ideas and concepts that leave you a little breathless and confused. However, his theme and mood are still cast pretty strong. I always liked in Dangerous Animals how he describes the acrobat falling off the beam, the audience watching. Those lines are consistent with the album’s overall theme and tone, the nonsense and the like… Carnival imagery he refers to throughout the entire album. I have another ask about Humbug, and I will write about this more in depth in that.

Anyway, I’ve always struggled with understanding what his message is in this song. Since I can’t actually go and ask him, and if I could he wouldn’t tell me, I can only guess. Usually my guesses have more confidence but this one I never really was so sure. Because he like steers the lyrics in a different direction out of nowhere. I’ll try my best, but don’t take my word for it. And if you have thought otherwise this entire time and want to disagree with me, you can. I have a very weak argument. I’m not sure if I’m right on this one.

The first verse starts with him fighting with his sheets, or struggling to sleep, because he’s frustrated. The well-told gripe. He just wants a girl. “You should have racing stripes the way you keep me in pursuit.” Gets me every time. I don’t need to explain that. “Then do my knees you do promote me” - he’s almost at her mercy, as if to say being pushed down by this girl is a promotion. (Similar theme in She Does the Woods. “She turns my back to the earth and shows me that’s where I’m meant to be.” I’m just assuming by his consistent bottom position he likes to be… Dominated? Inappropriate. I digress.)

He’s stuck in the dark thinking of this girl. “The light it fidgets though, the thoughts’ll soon revert to you…” He’s stuck in the dark, or presumably at night (another major theme on this album; night time, sleep, darkness) thinking of her again. “About as bashful as a tribal dance” - tribal dances are the opposite of bashful. His thoughts aren’t bashful at all. They’re enough for him to later say “so let’s make a mess lioness.” His head pirouettes, or spins around more than he’d like to admit to himself or to the girl he’s thinking of.

The lines I have always struggled with are his circus sounding lines, which are the ones  about the acrobat falling off the beam. Where did it come from? Are his friends the audience, divided, telling him how he should feel about this girl? Is it her friends telling her to stay away from him? Who is the acrobat on the beam? Was he just like… this sounds right I’m doing it? (Maybe?) Those lines always stuck out to me because I couldn’t figure them out. I can’t make sense of them. If you have an idea, tell me. I’d love to know.

Some people/interviewers said that AM was the sexy, raunchy album that was kind of unexpected. I always disagreed because of Dangerous Animals. It’s him expressing a frustration, something sexual and laced in desire he can’t let go of. He’s losing sleep over it. He just wants her, doesn’t know how to get to her. It’s been long enough now, so just make a mess already. That line makes my stomach flip, every time. “make a mess, lioness.” Ugh.

holy frick oh my gosh ig the episodes were aired somewhere and i just found all ninjago season 7 episodes with the english voices on youtube???  here’s the playlist!!!