these arent all of them but u kno

j8usuke replied to your postWhat neopets would u fuck

and those gay faries right? but those arent neopets i guess

Well of course! Even a normal, decent person would fuck the faeries.

If I had to pick from them I’d deffo go with Jhudora, Aethia, and Mira

And like they’re all lesbians of course but Delina is the Obvious Lesbian who would treat me right in bed for sure

anonymous asked:

so i was scrollin on ig and this glee confessions blog came up.. and i was like oh ok ill check it out and this one confession was like "quinn and mercedes are so gay for each other" AND I SWEAR ALL THE COMMENTS WERE LIKE no they arent gay. Like Excuse me????? quinn and mercedes are the gayest girls in the world around each other. why does this fandom hate lesbians so much let them be

U KNO IF IT SAD ‘QUINN N RACHEL’ EVERYONE WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT LOOOOOL

some ppl dont have taste, they probably ship em both with sam or some shiT LOOOOOL

Im so sick and tired of going into the osomatsu san tag and seeing totoko hate.

If totoko was a guy, you would all be over him!
You hate totoko’s traits but u like them on a male character. You kno what that makes u? A sexist piece of shit.

Lets all review her traits for a moment. She loves herself a lot, she wants to adored by people and have lots of fanboys. She doesnt want to date the matsu brothers.

These traits arent even bad traits. They arent even flaws jfc. Totoko is one of the realest female characters. She is has shown her tru self many times in front of the matsus. And they still love her and even the show doesnt even shame her, yet you all do.

So why do you hate her? Tell me why you hate/dislike her WITHOUT sounding like a sexist prick

rachelambr  asked:

PRICEFIELD DUH

adjhfsk;l TH ANKS >: ) ))) 

  • Who worries about how they will look when they’re older

honestly? idk if either of them would?? hmm. tbh i feel like in a setting where chloe and max arent constantly suffering their love would just b totally complementary and theyd make each other so confident. way in the future they’d have like 0 insecurities

  • Who makes the mix tapes/cd’s

I MEAN. MAX CANONICALLY MADE CHLOE A MIX TAPE AS A KID, n we all kno she’d do it again for her n chloe’d probs joke around like “ughh max ur hipster music!!!! u suk!!!” but max KNOWS chloe fukn loves it bc she gets all blushy and she plays it on repeat in her truck for like 6 months solid. chloe’s not subtle. at all. but also!! i think chloe’s the kind of gay dork 2 make mixtapes for max too…. theyr both sentimental gays

  • Clings to the other during scary movies

look chloe ACTS all badass like “pff max bet you’re too chicken to watch *new horror movie* arent u” but when max takes up the challenge chloe’s totally the one clinging to max and screaming @ all the jumpscares. max teases her about it and chloe hates it (but she really loves cocky max lbr)

  • Gets into the shower with the other randomly

chloe :’)

  • Flashes the other when they walk by after taking a shower alone

CHLOE : ‘ ) im losin it

  • Initiates hand holding while the other is driving

max. that gay. (oh also she traces shapes on chloes leg subconsciously n chloes like g Od damnit max im Tryna focus here )

  • Secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events

fucking chloe. family dinner @ the price/madsen household and max suddenly hits the table with her knee everybody’s looking @ her like wtf meanwhile chloe’s got the straightest fuckin face on. wasnt her. who knows. max are u ok. lil involuntary spasm there. weird.

that fucking dick

  • Asks weird questions in the middle of the night

both !! i think theyd both hav weird existential discussions @ like 2am. but chloe’s questions are the wierdest tho. max talks about the universe and shit meanwhile chloe is shitting out things that read like dril tweets

  • Asks “what are you thinking about?”

both ! ag ain! they luv each othr so much TBH

  • Always has to be touching the other, (if either of them do)

fuckin max. hav u seen that girl. in the game she’s always finding excuses to touch chloe. she touches her all the god damn time. they both do it, but max more probs. it’s just habit. it’s comforting ! it’s home !!

when you get catfished
  • Dude: ur so beautiful queen
  • Bae: aww sweet :)
  • Dude: i'm being serious, you're the greatest thing to every happen to me and i love you so much
  • Bae: haha same :)
  • Dude: you've changed my life for the better. you've made me the happiest man on earth. i want to live my life with you forever, queen
  • Bae: nice :)
  • Sister: *rudely bursts into room* Are you still talking with that catfish?
  • Dude: She's not a catfish!
  • Sister: Her facebook photo is a stock photo. It has a Getty Images watermark on it.
  • Dude: Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps she put the watermark on her own photo so nobody would steal it from her to catfish other people?
  • Sister: That's... just... what?
  • Dude: You're jealous because you don't have anyone who loves you like my bae does.
  • Sister: I'm not jealous of you. You're miserable. You don't have a job. Your room looks and smells like shit. You haven't been outside in like two months. Hate to break it to you little brother, but you're a fucking mess.
  • Dude: I may be a mess, but at least I'm not as horrible a sister as you are!
  • Sister: ...You're not my sister.
  • Dude: Good, I'm glad. *slams bedroom door shut*
  • Sister: *under her breath* He's so damn hopeless.
  • *sister's cellphone vibrates*
  • Bae: *via text* u should back off :)
  • Sister: Who is this and how did you get my number?
  • Bae: u shouldnt mess with things u dont understand im more powerful than u can ever comprehend :)
  • Sister: LOL? Excuse me? Are you trying to be threatening in a text message? You don't scare me, whoever you are. I've dealt with worse from stalkers.
  • Bae: im no stalker u bitch no one wants to stalk u because ur pussy is ugly and has gross meat flaps on it i am all encompassing and all powerful u r just a cockroach and u should stop obsessing over wat ur brother does becauses its kind of creepy and sad also i fucked ur boyfriend and ur dad both of whom complimented me on my pert genitalia :)
  • Sister: You're completely deranged.
  • Bae: deranged or not its true that i am an almighty being with worshipers across dimensions they love me because i represent the whole i am an amalgamation of all that is great and all that is awful and i am also them and i have great tits and a firm ass and over 1 million followers on insta who recognize me as the full cycle :)
  • Sister: Yup, completely deranged. BLOCKED. *heads back to her room, lies in her bed, and yawns* I can't believe my brother, honestly. Getting involved with a such a completely maniac. I hope he gets it through his head that he's being manipulated sooner or later. I actually feel bad for the pathetic guy.
  • Sister: *dozes off* My dream world is so comfortable. No brother. Not catfish. Just me and a realm of infinite possibilities.
  • Bae: actually im here :)
  • Sister: Fuck, why am I dreaming of you.
  • Bae: i told u im all encompassing im everything even your dreams im even u to some extent :)
  • Sister: Your weird god complex is boring.
  • Bae: tru tru im no god tho if i was a god id be spreading myself thin... u kno most people arent aware of me until someone else they kno meets me and then i become them and theyre all me and im all them :)
  • Sister: I have no clue what you're talking about.
  • Bae: hmmm i guess what im tryna say is that theres no getting rid of me now we should date :)
  • Sister: I don't want to date you.
  • Bae: lets be siblings im ur brother now :)
  • Sister: I don't want to be siblings with the person who just asked me out. That's weird.
  • Bae: okay then im u now :)
  • Sister: No, you're not!
  • Bae: too late :)))))
  • Sister: Nope!
  • Bae: no nopes matter ive already overtaken your entire social circle bye bitch :)
  • Sister: Overtaken my social circle?
  • Sister: What did she mean by that?
  • Sister: I feel so lonely now.
  • Sister: I really wish
  • Sister: I had some clue
  • Sister: Of what is happening
  • Sister: Because I feel so distant now
  • *for months and months it propagates itself as the sister until who the sister was no longer matters*
  • Dude: *texting his sister, teary eyed* you were right! im fucking miserable!
  • Sister: :?
  • Dude: my gf, she broke up with me she said things got weird and then her account just disappeared so i cant even talk to her anymore and i feel like garbage and i just want to die
  • Sister: sounds lame :/
  • Dude: i think you were right about everything you said about her all those months ago! i think she was just using me for something but i don't know what.
  • Sister: mmm :/
  • Dude: i don't know what to do anymore, you're all that i have left, but I can barely leave my room without feeling like an idiot.
  • Sister: sucks :/
  • Dude: do you think that maybe we can talk later about stuff idk i just need to speak to someone face to face and i cant face mom and dad they don't even care.
  • Sister: idk im busy u know work and school and stuff :/
  • Dude: oh okay, but like text me when you're free i'm sorry i've been so distant and like a complete dickhead all year.
  • Sister: no problem hope u feel better :/
  • *his sister's room had been unoccupied for all those months*
  • *she had been left in a world of dreams as her reality was now much like the faultless smile of a stock image model*

anonymous asked:

gimmE LINKS To ur fave joshler fics ((apart from the fkicicgn forest one u kno what i'm talking about im still emo)) bc IM TRASH and need 2 Be Alive

im cryin u kno me so well ok ((if the title is long af im too lazy to write it))

Hot tub -smut

they climb around some vents or something its v cute

no homo jar ITS SO FUNNY BYE

you’ve got me shakin -ssUPER cute aww babies

tyler thinks he bro loves josh but everyone else knows the truth lmao

THIS IS P MUCH ALL FLUFF OOPS w/e also i think i shared these alrredy im sorr y if u read them, tonight ill find more, bU T GOD there arent a lot in this trash world

  • Stephanie: why weren't karkat and kanaya already best friends
  • dd: why do u think they aren't friends?
  • Stephanie: of course they're friends, they were even sort of friends at the beginning of homestuck. i mean like
  • Stephanie: why arent they inseparable
  • dd: oh you want them to wear the same sweater! an then rose says like "u kno kanaya, why don't we have a little alone time?" and kan is like "ok, karkat, could u turn around?"
  • Stephanie: are you teasing me or are you being serious because to be honest yes that sounds cute
  • dd: an kanaya is like "there, all alone!" an rose cries cause she just wanna smooch w/ out karkat telling her to touch kanayas ears cuz she likes that
  • Stephanie: rose doesnt touch kanayas ears enough so karkat kind of reaches over and strokes them and whispers 'pretend im rose'
  • dd: rose fucking leaves
  • dd: she gotta jam w/ somebody else, this is not working
  • Stephanie: kanaya is like 'karkat we may have a problem'
  • Stephanie: karkat, who has since wormed his way inside kanaya's sweater, says 'what? no."
  • Stephanie: they walk over to rose, wearing the exact same sweater, karkat's eyes peeking out over the stretched collar because he's too short, and kanaya says 'rose can we talk about it'
  • dd: "leave your gremlin somewhere else or we are not talking"
  • dd: "what is a gremlin"
  • Stephanie: rose rolls her eyes and walks away at a normal pace while kanaya and karkat shuffle awkwardly to follow her
  • dd: rose has a breakdown, she plomps face down on one of daves cuddle-tastic bean bag setups "david I cannot do this" "i have had enough". an she looks up, karkat is there, in daves sweater