these aren't pretty but they'll do

the signs as I know them
  • Aries: there's this fiery aura that surrounds them. they're always so warm and exciting. they're a natural leader and they won't hesitate to call you out on your shit. they might be pretty hot-headed sometimes but they're usually so generous and encouraging.
  • Taurus: very, very hardworking but they enjoy their lazy days too. they always try to get the best out of every thing. Is very affectionate and adorable when it comes to love, usually kinda introverted but they don't mind being in the spotlight. Rarely changes their mind but sticks to it if they do.
  • Gemini: so, so damn funny. I love these guys because no matter what they're feeling, they'll always try to make you laugh. So clever and intelligent but can be pretty manipulative sometimes, even when they aren't even trying to be. They have this childish quality about them which makes them seem so young and curious. Are usually very talkative but expressing their emotions and feelings can be pretty hard for them.
  • Cancer: Experiencing their moods is like watching those really old movies that make you feel so nostalgic. It's very hard to get them out of their shell because deep inside that cool, hard exterior is fear. They're always so paranoid that everyone is against them so they protect themselves under that strong, protective shell of theirs. Very poetic minded and imaginative but they do use logic over intuition sometimes, depending on their moods.
  • Leo: Oh god, honestly, the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. So damn charming and hilarious. They can be so intimidating sometimes because they seem so cool, but you'd be surprised at how grounded they actually are. They absolutely love their hair and will complement you on yours too. Very honest and straightforward. I love how positive their vibes are.
  • Virgo: This is the sign I get along the best with, mostly because they're so careful, helpful and caring. They will always, and by always I mean ALWAYS put you first, no matter how shitty they feel themselves. It's very difficult for them to open up about their emotions and don't expect them to do that unless they trust you. They're always thinking and that's what makes them so prone to anxious and disturbing thoughts. They don't always show it but they're very sensitive deep down.
  • Libra: They're so damn friendly and will always try to include you in their group. They're so charming and incredible. They might seem emotionally cold sometimes but they know more than they reveal. They usually end up taking people's shit way too much, sometimes to the point where it's very unhealthy. So good at solving conflicts and they always strive for equality, no matter what.
  • Scorpio: I fall in love with them all over again just by the way they look at me with their magnetic, piercing eyes. They are so misunderstood because they don't show their true emotions. They either love you or hate you. They tend to hold grudges against people who have hurt them but if they forgive you, you're lucky because Scorpios never forgive and forget. Everything they feel is so intense and part of the reason why they hide beneath a poker face. Very obsessive and suspicious.
  • Sagittarius: They're honest as hell, sometimes to the point where it can come off as hurtful but they don't really mean it. Very independent, they won't put up with your shit and thats exactly what I love about them. Can be pretty blindly optimistic sometimes. They just want to have fun and want everyone else around them to have fun too. The most genuine smiles and hugs. Laughs at themselves.
  • Capricorn: Ambition really is the one word that describes them. I find them so fascinating because of their ability to never back down. They're so intimidating and it's pretty hard to try to talk to them, but they're really so warm and sweet. So damn self controlled, you can never guess how they really feel. Their opinions are usually pretty strong. I wish I could figure them out.
  • Aquarius: They tend to have a very easygoing and friendly attitude. I love the way they think so differently and never give a damn what people think of them. I love how they're always down to taking long midnight walks, star-gazing and discussing conspiracy theories. They're so quiet sometimes but when they do open up, you'd be surprised.
  • Pisces: They fascinate me with their imagination and intuition. The most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. They can get so caught up with their dreamland sometimes that they forget what's really happening. It's hard to get them out of that place. I love how genuine they are with their words and emotions. They have such caring personalities and I love the way they listen to my endless rants.
why the signs are ignoring you
  • be sure to also look at your moon sign!
  • aries: they aren't usually the first to ignore a person so most of the time they get caught up in things that causes them to ignore unintentionally. so they either really have to disown a person with a burning rage or they could be in a crisis where they're too stubborn to share. but usually they're good at confrontation.
  • taurus: they feel unwelcome and probably hurt. taureans are very intuitive and pick up very easily on bad vibes. they like security and to feel like they are cared about by the people close to them, and when they don't they get discouraged and step down
  • gemini: they're probably dealing with a lot in their own head right now. sometimes geminis take breaks from people when they get too close because they tend to lose themselves and it leads to a lack of fulfillment. if a gemini is ignoring you, you probably aren't the only one.
  • cancer: they go into huge bouts of self pity when they don't feel wanted. ignoring can be used as a technique to actually gain attention from the other person, so that maybe they'll feel like that person needs them again. it's either this, or they feel that their loyalty has been betrayed.
  • leo: they feel like they weren't given the respect they deserve or that they were taken for granted. leos look very intensely into their relationships and find things that make them feel betrayed or cheated on. it didn't go their way.
  • virgo: most likely, they're not so much ignoring you as they are finding other people they click with. virgos can float between people at their leisure. if they're bothered, they will usually make an effort to fix it. chances are, they just completely forgot and it's not personal.
  • libra: they probably are trying to avoid conflict. while libras are masters of compromise, there gets to a point where they realize talking it out won't cure the situation. as air signs, they don't want to be weighed down with too much emotion, so they're probably doing what they think is best and taking on a "new path" to self improvement. usually, they'll give you a heads up, but a lot of times they don't think about it.
  • scorpio: it seems like a scorpio is ignoring you, but no doubt they're still lurking. they try and use it as a weird punishment method but it doesn't last long, and while they're doing it they're still keeping a keen eye on you bc they know what's up. soon enough, they'll bring the problem up and upfront if they haven't already.
  • sagittarius: sags are bored easily. eventually, they'll cut people off if they aren't getting anything from the relationship. they're pretty forgiving and they will have very brief, very occasional times where they'll ignore people that they believe crossed a line in that moment. they can be brutally honest when confronting you about it, but they get over it so quick and expect you to as well. but at a certain point, the sag will give up completely and move on. you won't know what you did and neither will the sag.
  • capricorn: they're being judgmental. although they are usually pretty diplomatic when it comes to other people's opinions, when it comes to certain habits and ways of living that somehow betrays theirs, they're quick to judge. they also have such an ego that if someone attacks it, it changes their entire perception of them.
  • aquarius: they're avoiding something that they feel at fault for. there's probably an emotional conversation that needs to be had, but an aquarius would rather not get into that. they are really good at pulling it off as if they aren't intentionally ignoring you, but they know it's awkward and they would rather not resolve it until you pin them down and ask them directly.
  • pisces: this sign has a tendency to read into their relationships very intensely and find some ulterior motive from the other person whether it be true or not. then, they distance themselves but they want you to notice. they want you to know that you were wrong and that you hurt them.
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What Cogs You Should Fight (In Real Life)
  • -> SELLBOTS <-
  • Cold Caller: They're probably like maybe 5 feet tall, but they can throw fire at you. Otherwise they're kind of weak. Fight this dude.
  • Telemarketer: They're a literal tree branch. Fight them. Do it. Use them as firewood if you want, I don't care.
  • Name Dropper: Fighting Name Dropper is conflicting — don't bring any money or valuable items because they WILL steal your shit and then shame you for not taking care of your teeth. But if you can stand having stuff taken and dental insult, then do it. Fight Name Dropper.
  • Glad Hander: Don't let them touch you and you'll be fine. Beat these nerds up.
  • Mover & Shaker: Like Telemarketer, they're literal sticks, but they can be titan sized so maybe don't fight these things if you get motion sickness.
  • Two-Face: Bring earmuffs if you want to live.
  • The Mingler: Don't say anything to them and you should be a-okay.
  • Mr. Hollywood: THEY'RE SO TALL WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THIS PROBABLY BUFF WEIRD ROBOT WITH SUNS FOR TEETH DON'T FIGHT MR. HOLLYWOODS IN REAL LIFE...
  • The VP: no oh my god what the hell are you doing do you want to dIE HE IS A LITERAL SENTIENT TANK MAN DO NOT FIGHT THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES IN REAL LIFE
  • -> CASHBOTS <-
  • Short Change: Steal their money. Do it. It'll be funny and also you'll win. They might even cry too.
  • Penny Pincher: Distract them with crabs. Pinch pinch pinch
  • Tightwad: Just stick gum wads to them. It works a lot.
  • Bean Counter: Spill small objects everywhere. They'll be too distracted to even see you so make a run for it because these beanpoles aren't even worth your time.
  • Number Cruncher: AVOID THE FACE
  • Money Bags: Like. Their eyes are on top of their head pretty much. Aim them at the sun and you'll be good.
  • Loan Shark: Like Cruncher, avoid their mouths. But like, don't fight them? They didn't do a lot wrong. Don't fight Loan Shark, they're sad enough.
  • Robber Baron: Beat this piece of shit up he deserves it. Even more fun, get Lil Oldman to join you. Then you can fight TWO pieces of shit.
  • CFO: HE'S A MONEY TANK DON'T FIGHT THE CFO IN REAL LIFE
  • -> LAWBOTS <-
  • Bottomfeeder: Do it. But fight them somewhere clean, because like, trash only makes them stronger.
  • Bloodsucker: I guess? If you wanna fight a robot vampire lawyer that lives off your bad luck, go ahead.
  • Double Talker: Absolutely. Punch them in all 2 faces. More faces to punch, more weakness.
  • Ambulance Chaser: If you can stop them from running away, sure.
  • Back Stabber: Bring a gun, they won't expect it. Nobody brings knives to a gunfight, right? Absolutely.
  • Spin Doctor: Destroy them, they're really shitty DJs and also probably got their degree from Mayo Clinic. Fight Spin Doctor.
  • Legal Eagle: Have you ever wanted to punch a buff robot furry? Well now you can. Beware the beak and talons though. Fight Legal Eagle.
  • Big Wig: Wears a wig, just tug on it and they'll go ballistic. Fight Big Wig.
  • CJ: He's made fun of by some toons for being blind, please give him a break.
  • -> BOSSBOTS <-
  • Flunky: They already have a hard enough time doing their job, why would you want to fight a Flunky.
  • Pencil Pusher: Fight a giant sentient pencil. Fight Pencil Pusher.
  • Yesman: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
  • Micromanager: You can like. Just step on them. Don't fight Micromanager, you're OP. They're probably just small babies in a suit.
  • Downsizer: Don't fight Downsizer. He'll shrink you until Micromanager can step on you.
  • Head Hunter: are you out of your mind don't fight this monstrosity with a tiny head and gIANT ARMS
  • Corporate Raider: DO NOT FIGHT CORPORATE RAIDER THEYRE LITERAL PIRATES DO NOT FIGHT A ROBOT BUSINESS PIRATE
  • The Big Cheese: Just eat nachos or something with melted cheese, it will unsettle them enough to make them forfeit.
  • CEO: again, no
what actually happens when you meet/become friends with the signs
  • Aries: Aries are fun and Laidback, sometimes they can seem judgemental but you also rarely ever feel judged by them. You can have the best times with these people because they rarely ever make a big deal out of something. They often just go with the flow and every bring has an easy but exciting/fun feel to it. They're also very funny. Sometimes it just seems like they're a little inconsiderate and self-absorbed,
  • Taurus: They're friendly, and they'll probably talk about themselves a lot and more often then not they'll tell you things that seem like they should be secrets. They are helpful, and usually calm. Complains a lot, but often sarcastic and witty with how they express these complaints.
  • Gemini: They can mumble a lot and seem really quiet, but they also never shut up! They can be funny but also very forgetful and they can often seem inconsiderate and/or obnoxious. They're lighthearted and very fun to be around.
  • Cancer: Their views change depending on who they're focusing the most on at the moment - usually a parent, crush or bestfriend (and a best they're just focusing on themselves) , so there's no need to be shocked if they've changed their mind on something. They're caring and a good listener and will do even the most boring things with you. They can be secretive and you can sometimes be suspicious of them.
  • Leo: Laidback, fun and easygoing. They'll pretty much be up for anything you're up for and if they want to do something you've never done before they'll make sure you're comfortable and know what's going on. They'll talk about themselves a lot, and sometimes they seem arrogant but they'll also listen to you and you'll feel like you aren't judged by them.
  • Virgo: They're good conversationalists and you can talk about almost anything with them. They act like they're interested in what you have to say and will often ask: "how are you?". Sometimes when you tell them something about your life they'll automatically try and shove advice down your throat, but you know they mean well. They can be very bitchy, but it can be fun if you both hate the same person lmao
  • Libra: They seem kind of boring, and kind of like they aren't really present. Sometimes you'll be unsure as to whether they actually don't have a personality or if they're just keeping it a secret. But they're really lighthearted and easy to be around and very good at making the atmosphere in general feel somewhat peaceful - it's extremely rare that you'll feel stressed or uncomfortable around them. If you end up in some type of spontaneous & fun situations it's probably because you and a libra couldn't decide what to do!
  • Scorpio: They're very into learning whatever you're interested in so it can be great to hang out with them because they're often up for anything! They're funny and easy to to talk - for the most part anyway. Sometimes they can seem domineering. You'll probably have the most inside jokes with someone that is a Scorpio.
  • Sagittarius: They're Laidback and honest (most of the time). And even if they are honest they usually say it in a way where you can tell there's no malicious intent. They can be very preachy and might even label themselves as the "advice friend" but even if you do something that goes against their morals they won't act condescending towards you. They're witty, and can often make jokes that are directed to humankind in general and not a specific person, so everyone can enjoy them.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns are just good to be around in general and they'll probably be the people you have the most "wild" times with. I don't want you to think I'm labelling capricorns as sheep because I don't mean that at all, but they often follow trends.However, being the ambitious signs they are they do it best! So whenever you're doing the typical stuff that your "crowd" does, you'll know that you'll have an extra amazing time with a Capricorn.
  • Aquarius: This sign is often another one that is up for anything! They usually don't care what you're like because even if they don't get it they're willing to learn. You'll probably find them easy to talk to and fun to be around, especially if it's something ~random~ because you had nothing planned. They can seem a little condescending at times and/or not present but you'll also feel a certain freedom with them.
  • Pisces: Pisces are really accepting and caring. They aren't going to judge you if you did something really embarrassing the night before and they had to take care of you, for example. In fact, they probably don't care all that much. You'll feel like you can be very sharing with them because even if you said something like "I have a really bad rash on my foot and I think it's because I walked outside barefoot and then didn't shower in two days" they would just ask if you needed anything. Sometimes they can seem distant, or forgetful or even clingy. But you can sense they're only trying their best.

anonymous asked:

Emma I just found out the cutest thing earlier today, the owner of the used bookstore I go to is married and has two little girls, we're pretty close and freindly and were talking about his yougest making messes and I brought up bath tub crayons (if you've never seen them they're literally big crayons that you're supposed to use to draw in the bath, but if you aren't extremely carefull they'll create the biggest mess EVER) anyway he told me he and his wife actually use them to leave notes 1/?

to each other all the time, and I just..,imagine domestic, parents!Sterek who have a bunch of lil babies and end up using the bath crayons WAY more than the kids do, they leave messages on the bath tub for each other whenever one of them goes into the bathroom for anything, they range from stuff like “You have the prettiest smile” and “Your butt looked especially good today” to doodles of Spiderman and “OMG X-FILES IS BLOWING MY MIND” to jokes and limericks and when the kids are asleep they play their favorite risky game “How many dirty jokes/comments can we leave before a child finds one?” and inevitably if either of them left something that the other didn’t see before one of the kids gets up for the bathroom and they find it then whoever left the dirty message has to do some stupid chore like walk the dogs for a week or be the poor looser who takes the kids to the dentist the next day or whatever.

Obviously they only play that game when all of the kids are too young to really read, the older their oldest gets the more creative they have to get with their words so they don’t ask questions, but by the time the oldest child gets to a reading level where they can identify their first cuss word they have to stop playing because it’s only a matter of time before she figures out what “I wanna tap that booty like a game show buzzer” means (incidentally that was the comment that made Stiles lose and have to clean the kitchen a few months ago). 

BUT ALSO here’s the thing about those crayons, if you don’t wash them off fast enough- or if you mark them on anything that ISN’T the bath tub- they don’t come off, they stain HORRIBLY. I was that kid that took the black crayon and drew all over the walls with it and I don’t think my mom got it all off for MONTHS, so just imagine that sometimes they don’t get to a message fast enough or they decide the message is so nice they don’t want to wash it off, so slowly the bathtubs become covered in little stained messages, like a real-time memory album, moments captured that are actually pretty insignificant and that makes them BETTER because it isn’t like looking back on dance recitals or anniversaries, it’s remembering when the new Beauty & The Beast movie came out and Stiles wrote a Sterek version of “Tale As Old As Time” on the tub, it’s remembering when one of the kids got stung by a bee and Stiles freaked out so much he cried and Derek comforted him, it’s remembering that Derek loves strawberry ice cream and that Stiles’ hair looked especially fluffy that one day, it’s remembering that it’s Derek’s turn to do the laundry and that Stiles was so sleepy one night he wrote a long message of incoherent words that fifty years later still stump the entire family as to what he was trying to say. 

And slowly the messages encroach over every bathtub, every shower, even the SINKS because they run out of room, they add on a new bathroom at one point with the excuse of having too many kids but everyone knows it’s just so they can fill it up with more messages, they spent twenty years sharing the two or three bathrooms they had in the house WHY ADD ANOTHER ONE //NOW//? But just imagine all of the really RANDOM messages that get left there and aren’t washed away in time because life gets in the way, “Why did I ever like Fred Flintstone? He’s such a poophole D<” “I'msosleepydereksendhelpnomoreslumberpartiesplzsleep”, “I’m craving pizza thanks to your big mouth Stiles- DON’T WRITE SOMETHING DIRTY”, “Abby learned that bad word she wasn’t supposed to know and now Mrs. Miller is mad at us” “What word?” “The one that makes Scott sad” “There are like 3” “The bad bad one that you didn’t know till you were 9 IT’S YOUR TURN TO CLEAN THIS THING STOP WRITING BACK”. 

It’s like the “leaving messages in steam” thing only cuter because you have the option of saving them!! 

I don’t know why I’m crying, because this is so damn amazing and happy. BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I‘M CRYING. Can I please have this? Just…yes. This is it. This is the headcanon I want. This is the Sterek pokemon I choose!!! 

The Signs When Tired
  • Aries : Acts like they aren't even tired, but their eyelids slowly droop down every few seconds only to snap back open. That cycle will repeat for a long time until someone gets that poor child to bed
  • Taurus : Just falls asleep wherever, whenever, however. If a Taurus is tired they are just going to flat out act upon that. Watch out, because human-pillows might be necessary and the closest person who smells nice is a good candidate
  • Gemini : Is actually really good at staying awake, almost too good though and ends up having troubles falling asleep
  • Cancer : Yawns about every five seconds and stretches, then they curl up like lil kittens and snooze the day away. If left alone, they could sleep for months
  • Leo : Becomes very quiet and chill, just some strange eerie silence consumes them until bam sleep time son
  • Virgo : Somehow gets talkative, they are probably just trying to keep themselves awake but still they'll slur words and forget what was going on, it's actually pretty adorable
  • Libra : Stares off into space, they may or may not be sleeping with their eyes closed but either way they aren't even breathing anymore. Or wait, are they I really don't know. Not the best sleepers, stays up late.
  • Sagittarius : Gets crabby af, if you thought they were sassy before just wait until they need rest. Any word you say can easily be shot back at you, and I mean any word. Stay safe around this one children
  • Scorpio : Turns into an absolute cutie patootie. They will do one of those puppy yawns and look up at you with those big ol tired eyes until you guide them somewhere quiet and safe to nap only to wake back up and continue the badassery
  • Capricorn : Closes their eyes, but doesn't actually sleep. Capricorns are notorious cat nappers.
  • Aquarius : Can't sleep anywhere else besides their own bed, it's hard for them to sleep where they don't feel safe and comfortable. If one sleeps around you consider yourself trustworthy
  • Pisces : Much like Taurus, can sleep in almost any atmosphere. Some even sleep on their feet, Pisces are typically tired people. When really sleepy in class many have trained themselves to sleep with their eyes open.
The signs as fandom AUs
  • Aries + Virgo // The wealthy AU. One of the worlds richest and most successful Entrepreneurs and an excitable and captivating good Samaritan. The business buff can offer their partner anything in their wildest dreams while the other can show them that there is more to life than stocks and that perfect persona. From extravagant dates across the world and old back ally bars, can two people from such different worlds really work in the long term?
  • Taurus + Cancer // The coffee shop AU. A quiet and concealed person finds an off the track coffee shop to get their studying done. They're tired and overworked and need a place to relax. There they meet a kooky and cute barrister who immediately piques their interests. They spark a slow burning relationship and the student slowly begins to come out of their shell.
  • Gemini + Libra // The coming of age AU. Two kids dream of living lives of pure grandeur. They'll do anything for fame, fans and fortune. Their lives are plagued by drunken mistakes and mascara stains. They're coming of age and always clinging to those wishes of riches. But wealth, sex and dramatic tendencies aren't everything. All those late nights and pretty little fights take their toll and losing themselves becomes easier and easier. At least they have each other?
  • Leo + Capricorn // The tutor AU. A flunking popular kid is paired with the reluctant straight A student. The popular kid and their friends are obnoxious at best, loud, rowdy and egotistical. The kid exhausts the tutor who's far too proud and judgmental to look past that outward extreme personality. As they spend more time together the assholes kind and loving side shows and walls begin to be taken down on both sides. They grow closer, overcoming the lumps and bumps in their classroom romance and grow stronger from it.
  • Scorpio + Pisces // The criminal AU. Falling in love with a major bad guy isn't always the best idea. A life full of danger, explosions and murder can be terrifying. But no matter how hard they try they can't ignore the overwhelming passion that always drags this pair back together. No one will ever tear them apart, not conscious or law or rival gangs. They'll be together forever, and god help whoever tries to stand in their way.
  • Sagittarius + Aquarius // The runaway AU. A duo wants to escape their boring and rundown lives. They hatch a plan to escape on a coming of age road trip full of long open roads and scummy motels with weirdly stained sheets. The hours alone together spark romance and suddenly their nights are filled only with each other. But being away from the people they love can take its toll and they find themselves choosing between their new found freedom and the old days of dull obs and family dinners.
OK CAN I BE HONEST FOR A SEC
  • Aries: no they're not always angry and mean so pleaaaaaaaase stahp
  • Taurus: they can be right sometimes whether u like it or not, and even though they can be opinionated its important to listen to them
  • Gemini: OKAY STOP FOR A SEC WITH THE HATE, Geminis have loyalty, yes it exists so maybe stop the h8 and anyways if they were to turn their back on you they'd probably have a reason right?
  • Cancer: THEYRE NOT ALWAYS EMOTIONAL!!! And they don't need someone doing things for them all the time.
  • Leo: they're strong but it doesn't mean they can/want to fight their demons by themselves
  • Virgo: honestly people can stop making fun of them because they know a lot more things that aren't always mainstream like most people these days.
  • Libra: yes they're smart, maybe not at everything but there's always one subject, and frankly they can be pretty humorous. so no, they're not always super shy and reading 24/7
  • Scorpio: they only fight u if u give them a reason to, so if ur complaining that they fight u all the time maybe think about the situation.
  • Sagittarius: they might act careless, but some things they'll care too much for.
  • Capricorn: they're not boring, and tbh they can be wise so they'll probably make the right decisions while you don't.
  • Aquarius: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE 2 TELL U, AQUARIUS IS AN AIR SIGN NOW WATERRRRR
  • Pisces: they're not goody-goodies, they have a temper. stereotypically they're Angels, but they can be rebels man.

anonymous asked:

Tbh, I think by the time blue neighbourhood comes out they won't be hiding it. Like it seems like today they have been giving lots of moments an hints at things. Like I can't even find a reason why they aren't dating. But yeah by mid December I think they'll be pretty much out. Or maybe for Christmas. Who knows, but probably soon.

Funny thing is, people always think this and swear that they couldn’t possibly keep getting more obvious at the rate that they’re going and not end up out in the next couple of months, but somehow, they successfully stay technically in the closet every time. So maybe they will come out, but more probably they’ll just care less and less but do nothing about it.