these are the most random quotes though

Secret Project Hype Is GO!

April 17th, 1:13AM EDT

Words: 5022 / ??,???

Chapters: 2 / 20ish

Random Quote:

Whatever this means to John is lost on Scott, but he doesn’t miss the way his brother’s eyes widen slightly. John takes the tablet and starts to skim through its contents. Scott watches as his brother sits back in his chair, lapsing into what seems like a fairly troubled silence as he reads the provided report. For lack of another likely opportunity, Scott takes advantage of the distraction to steal his brother’s pastry. Penelope takes another sip of tea. And a long minute of silence creeps by, as John does what he does best.

April 18th, 12:54AM EDT

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Chapters: 2 / 20ish

Random Quote:

“I don’t think we should do this.”

Scott scoffs and just about rolls his eyes clean out of his head. “Really? Funny, that hasn’t been even remotely evident in the way you’re carrying on. Not at all. Nope. Would not have guessed.”

April 19th, 8:24AM EDT

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Chapters: 3 / 20ish

Random Quote:

It’s probably for the best they’re not dependent on Penelope for a ride out to the manor. Scott can only imagine it would be an awkward tableau, the three of them in the back of FAB1. And he misses driving, to the point that landing TB1 at Heathrow and renting last year’s Aston Martin—in a gleaming cobalt blue, with a leather interior and the sort of horsepower that feels comparable to a jet engine, even if he knows better—had seemed like an entirely justifiable luxury. It lies in wait, one of Scott’s only natural predators, by the curb outside the tearoom. Raindrops glisten on its jewel-toned paint job and despite everything, the sight of it is enough to pick Scott’s spirits up, just a little.

“This is all mine and you don’t get to drive it,” he informs his brother, as is required by the time-honoured tradition of elder siblings lording their possessions over their younger.

April 19th, 2:33AM EDT

Words: 8814/ ??,???

Chapters: 4 / 20ish

Random Quote:

It’s an ugly enough thought that it makes him feel a little bit sick inside, almost dizzy, like a sudden attack of vertigo. Although, in fairness, it’s hard to say how much of that is down to the gravity of the situation—and not just plain old, actual gravity, up to its usual malicious tricks. He’s only been down for a couple days. The nausea might just be some latent jet lag, the result of jumping halfway across the world from the island, when Scott insisted they should to pay a visit to Penelope. Well, now he knows what that had been about, at least. Theoretically, he shouldn’t be jet-lagged. TB5 runs on the same timezone as England, GMT, Coordinated Universal Time. Theoretically this is his own timezone. Practically, he’s been awake for something like a full twenty-four hours, and hasn’t eaten much more than a chicken salad sandwich in the past eight of those. Realistically, there are plenty of reasons for the way he feels ill.

April 20th, 3:09AM EDT

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Chapters: 4 / 20ish

Random Quote: 

Eventually, playing the courteous host in Penelope’s stead, Parker returns to ask if John would perhaps care for a drink. When the answer is a wearily affirmative “Yes, please” Parker seems to take it as an indication that this should be a double, and comes back bearing a highball glass filled with ice, vodka, and just enough tonic water to suggest that the latter was an afterthought. And a wedge of lime.

This is probably unwise.

April 23rd, 12:25AM EDT

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Chapters: 4 / 20ish

Random Quote:

John glowers at his brother, and if Scott got their father’s voice, then John has echoes of their mother’s, that don’t-make-me-come-up-there, you’re-pushing-it-buster, put-your-brother-DOWN type of tone that warns away from the danger zone. “You really have to fucking stop that.”

Scott shrugs. It’s that same flippancy again, the sort that the eldest employs when he wants to get under John’s skin in particular. Gordon does it too, but Scott’s definitively the expert. “Whistling in the dark, John.”

Glaringly offensive disregard for the gravity of the situation, Scott.”

April 30th, 2:35AM EDT

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Chapters: 5 / 20ish

Random Quote:

John’s never gone so far as to call Scott stupid, exactly. It’s possibly a little bit telling that he hasn’t, actually. Ever. That he’s always been very, very deliberate about never actually putting the words in that specific order.

Instead it’s always, “Don’t do anything stupid, Scott” or “Abort your landing or crash your Thunderbird, Scott, up to you” or the ever popular “Just making absolutely sure you’re aware of the mountain you’re about to fly into, Scott.”

Of course you’re not stupid, Scott.

But then—

You sure do a lot of really fucking stupid things, though, is what it is, Scott.

May 1st, 2:20AM EDT

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Chapters: 6 / 20ish

Random Quote:

Scott yawns in answer, though after only nine hours in flight after a full night’s sleep, John imagines this is boredom and not tiredness. “Nothing to report. Nine hours of auto pilot. Alan’s lucky I know he can actually fly, or I’d be really, really unimpressed with him right about now. His ‘bird does most of the work.”

“Well, so does mine,” John comments, making an idle defense of his little brother and feeling a prickle of homesickness for his station. “And so does yours, for that matter. Al’s only seventeen, it’s still pretty impressive that he flies a rocketship in the first place.”

Scott scoffs at this and folds his arms across his chest. “I’m only twenty-eight, no one’s ever impressed with me.”

Because it’s an opportunity he’s rarely ever afforded, John’s not gentle as he cuffs his big brother in the back of the head. He pushes nimbly out of range as Scott automatically reaches back to swat at him. “Right, nobody. Never. No one’s ever the least bit impressed by Scott Tracy, fourth richest billionaire in the world, and the richest under thirty; leader of International Rescue, pilot of Thunderbird One, and heir apparent to Tracy Industries.”

May 2nd, 3:53AM EDT

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Chapters: 6 / 20ish

Random Quote:

Scott’s still drifting lazily nearby as John wonders aloud, “Have you ever figured out if he’s just fucking with us? With the names thing?”

Scott scoffs. “I’ve given the old bastard a list of our names every single time we’ve seen him, it just doesn’t stick.”

John’s not convinced. “I mean…we’re named after the Mercury Seven, though. I don’t know how he could fail to parse that, the man’s a career astronaut.”

“He called me Virgil the last time I saw him. Consistently.”

The notion of anyone mixing up Scott and Virgil is a pretty compelling point in favour of John’s argument, in John’s opinion.

May 3rd, 3:43AM EDT

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Chapters: 7 / 20ish

Random Quote:

Sometimes, and these past few days especially, Scott wonders if John Tracy might not get a little bit lost in Thunderbird Five. Thunderbird Five is unfailingly cool and detached and professional, hard to surprise and harder still to unsettle. Thunderbird Five has the entire Earth at his fingertips, takes it in and understands it at the barest glance, can reach down out of the heavens themselves and changes the course of the world beneath him. Sometimes even Scott manages to forget that there’s a person behind that persona, and that that person is his nerdy, introverted little brother, who’s allergic to penicillin and who freckles within five minutes when exposed to sunlight; who built his first telescope when he was fourteen, and has a bookshelf full of dog-eared, vintage sci-fi, gathering dust in the bedroom he almost never occupies.

h e a t h e n s - deadshot // park jimin

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[Authorizing…] [Authorized] [File #4074]

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File #4074; [Authorized]

Official Name: Park Jimin

DOB: October 13 1995

Age: 20

NGI: Deadshot

Date Obtained: December 29 2015

[Doctor Evaluation Given by Institution]

Dr. Edward Hendricks’s Commentary Outline On Patient:

“The patient is quiet, for the most part. Seems to be the most sane of the group. Keeps to himself, though he does tend to socialize quite a bit with [Jeon Jungkook {El Diablo}] and other crew members. Passes time by playing chess or watching the television. Healthy, for the most part. Eats his meals, works out in rec gym. Random bursts of depression- I believe the patient has no will to live, though he will not amount to committing suicide.”

Outline Will Continue Thusly as Taken by Dr. Edward Hendricks;

Patient’s Habits: Reading, writing, often seen quoting poetry. Likes to advance skill set/ “How-to” books

Patient’s Abilities (as observed by Dr. Edward Hendricks): Specific Skillset of Martial Arts and Krav Maga, never misses shot, shooting (with any type of weapon; i.e. crossbow, handheld, concealed carry), Runs at 35 mph, Agility, Male Escape, Artist, Gadgets, Leadership, Marksmanship, Power Suit, Stamina, Super Sight, Tracking Unnamed, Combat Weapons Master

Patient’s Choice of Weapon (as seen by observed videos): Any type of automatic or manual fireheld

Physical Appearance: Tan-ish skin (enjoys spending time outside in the sunlight), Tattoo on lower collarbone

  • Weight: 60 kg
  • Height: 175 cm
  • Blood Type: A
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Hair Color: Red
  • Ethnicity: South Korean
  • Languages Spoken: Korean, English, Japanese

Personality: Quiet (mostly), enjoys reading, enjoys writing, enjoys shooting. Tends to spend time alone, though likes to be with others [El Diablo], extremely intelligent

Accomplishments: Masters Degree in Linguistics at Busan University of Applied Learnings, Bachelors Degree in English at Busan University of Applied Learnings

Criminal Record: Assassination of Park Jyeong, Assassination of 20+ Unnamed, Attempted Assassination of Others, Breaking and Entry, Attempted Assassination of Lim Jaebum (Alias: Batman)


Bullet after bullet ripped through the air. They tore through the human-shaped dummy on the other side of the range, planting ragged holes in the dummy’s two eyes. Smoke billowed from the barrel of the .44 Magnum Revolver, held in the steady, bronzed hands of the man on the other end. Park Jimin glanced down at his gun before placing the safety on and setting it down onto the marble counter.

“Nice shot,” a friend of his, Lim Jaebum, commented with a false smile. He stood in the range beside him, dressed as if he’d just come from a gala- which he most likely had. The man seemed irked at his very presence, though Jimin bitterly wondered why he’d come at all if he disliked him so much.

Ever since Jaebum and BamBam (a sidekick of his) disappeared for months at a time, Jimin had taken over the city of Gotham as its favorite vigilante. Upon their return, Jimin had felt that they knew of his true intentions- neither of the “superheros” had really liked him since their signature signal had been changed from a bat to a target. Jimin was careful around the man- he couldn’t let himself be caught now, could he?

“Could be better,” Jimin returned easily. He slid the .44 into the holster hidden in the side of his jeans and covered it with his t-shirt. “Was there something you needed?”

Jaebum’s dark eyes roamed over Jimin’s. Jimin could remember, on many accounts (after being forced into being partners), of seeing those same eyes behind a black mask. It irked him- the way this man flaunted about so casually, with the entire city of Gotham wrapped around his finger.

Jimin would change that.

“Nope,” Jaebum shrugged, leaned up against the wall.

“Where’s your sidekick?” Jimin enunciated the ‘k”’s, attempting (and failing) to leave the bitter tones out of his voice. He crossed his leather-clad arms over his chest and raised one eyebrow expectantly.

“Home,” Jaebum pushed himself off the counter. “See you soon, Deadshot.” He cast a glance back at Jimin over his shoulder, before disappearing out the door. Jimin glared where he’d stood and gripped the counter. He knew what it was- intimidation. Jaebum was scared of him. Scared that Jimin would strip his title of Gotham’s Hero, that Jimin would succeed in being the best criminal mastermind of Gotham City.

“I’ll get you,” Jimin whispered to himself, a rotten smirk on his face, “Batman.”


It was months later when Park Jimin was being dragged into a S.W.A.T. car. He shouted profanities at the bat-clad man and his infamous, scrawny sidekick whose pink-striped hair was unmistakable. “I won’t be gone for long, Lim Jaebum! Everyone will know who you are!” He screamed furiously. Angry veins throbbed in the side of his neck, his throat expanding and nearly sore from all the yelling he’d done in the past minute.

Handcuffs were being clasped around his wrist, a sudden cold that made him shriek all the more. Then, as soon as he’d begun screaming, he fell silent, thrown into the back of the military van with so little of warning. Collapsed face first, he made to sit up, blood from his previous fight trickling down his nose. Strong, dark eyes lifted to meet the similar ones of a man stood across the street. With red hair in his eyes, Jimin stared at the spot where Gotham’s Hero stood, a tiny smile curling at the edges of his red-stained lips. Crimson spilled from them, which he spat onto the floor of the vehicle. Slowly, he tilted his head, the smile becoming a grin- a grin so wide it spread across the entirety of his face, flashing his dirtied teeth and bleeding tongue.

As the door’s slid shut, Deadshot’s left eye began to glow the color of his hair, before darkness enveloped him.

Members of the Suicide Squad: 

Deadshot // Park Jimin

Harley Quinn // Kim Taehyung

Captain Boomerang // Kim Seokjin

Jeon Jungkook // El Diablo

To Frustrated Dreamers

You are loved.
You may not be the one you hoped to be.
You may not yet be the one you worked hard to be.
Sometimes you feel like you have failed more than you succeeded
You weren’t the only one
The most successful people have been through the worst
And their ‘worsts’ make them have their story to tell
Now, it’s your time to have yours
Do not give up.

In a new interview, Daft’s Thomas Bangalter says that West consulted with the dynamic duo just as he was beginning work on Yeezus, and that the ideas they came up with laid the foundation for his arty, aggressive album.

“We were the first people that Kanye came to,” Bangalter revealed. “He really responded positively to those ideas we were throwing out to him. And then he ran with it and built the record, working with a lot of other producers and based on maybe some of the initial directions that we had laid out together.”

It makes sense, then, that the first three songs on Yeezus — “On Sight,” “I Am a God” and “Skinhead” — were all produced by Daft Punk. And, though Kanye has been adamant about pushing hip-hop into the future, it turns out that one of his album’s most memorable tracks was actually rescued from the robots’ Random Access Memories scrap heap.

“The first track we did was ‘Black Skinhead,’” Bangalter explained. “The drums we had recorded earlier during the recording of our album, so we had those. It was a great twist of pushing the envelope.”

—  Vibe Magazine
Most likely deleting later

Ok I need to rant about what happened earlier today. So I’m sitting with my mother and we’re talking about random stuff. And my mom is strict and doesn’t know a lot about me (even though she thinks she does). Then all of a sudden she brings up the show 13rw. And she says, and I quote, “I can’t believe people watch that show. It glorifies suicide and kids and teens should not be watching.” Now she doesn’t know that I watch and love the show. I say and I kid you not “Excuse me?” Then I go into a huge rant about how these things happen. People feel and do these things because they are human. We make mistakes and what we do effects other people’s lives. This show is a way of trying to let people know that what they do effects others. And they don’t sugarcoat it and that’s a good thing. Because these things happen. And I’m tired of people complaining about how the show glorifies suicide. Anyway long story short I’m now in my room after my mother yelling at me for what she says “being a teenager” and ugh

theheirofslytherinlives  asked:

Captain Canary + movies

I love this. Because Leonard Snart is canonically the biggest nerd you will ever meet, and I have so many headcanons about this. XD

  • Within a couple of weeks of joining the Waverider crew, they start having movie nights. They don’t tell the others, although sometimes, Mick tags along.
  • Sara’s favorites are action movies, although Leonard isn’t sure why, because she spends the whole of every movie criticizing the characters’ fighting techniques. 
  • Leonard watches literally every kind of movie, and can quote most of them by heart. 
  • When he discovers that she hasn’t seen the Princess Bride, he absolutely insists that they watch it immediately, even though they just got back to the Waverider after a long day, it’s two in the morning, and Sara just wants to sleep.
  • He makes her watch it again, because she falls asleep on his shoulder ten minutes in.
  • Sometimes, they test each other, throwing out random movie quotes to see if the other can identify them.
  • Leonard always wins. Always.
  • They both love Disney movies, although it takes them an age to admit it.
  • The first one they watch together is Frozen, when he admits that he actually hasn’t seen it. She calls him Elsa for a week after.
  • And repeatedly asks him if he wants to build a snowman.
  • “Unless it involves icing the man who wrote that song, no, I do not.”
  • Cheesy Christmas movies aren’t either of their favorites, but sometimes, when they’re both missing their sisters, they’ll put on the sappiest one they can find, and remember watching them with Laurel and Lisa, respectively.
  • That doesn’t happen often.
  • They watch the first six Star Wars movies together, even though they’ve both seen them before, and while they don’t really acknowledge the parallel, neither of them are quite willing to watch the seventh, either. (They DO agree that Mick is Chewbacca. He’s okay with that.)
  • Len totally, 100% tells her he loves her using movie quotes, long before he’s ready to say the actual words. 
  • “As you wish,” he murmurs the first time, and it takes her a moment to register the words, but when she does, she nearly drops the knife she’s sharpening.
  • The first time she tells him she loves him, the actual words, he struggles for a moment, but in the end, settles for a quiet, “I know,” and a look that pleads with her to understand.
  • Of course, she does. 
  • She doesn’t stop telling him she loves him, and he never stops saying “I know.”
  • The first time he actually tells her he loves her, he’s shaking, but sure, and she’s so, so proud.
  • She still says “I know,” in response. (Though it’s quickly followed by a kiss, and an “I love you, too.”)

    Bonus: They raise their children right, on Disney, Princess Bride, and Star Wars. 
  • And they live happily ever after.

Send me a ship, friendship, or character, and a prompt, and I’ll try to get you some headcanons!

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Name: Anna
Nicknames: Just IdleLeaves, mostly.
Zodiac Sign: Western says Aries. Sidereal says Pisces. I’m definitely more of a Pisces.
Height: 4'11". Yep.
Orientation: Fluid.
Ethnicity: [classified]
Favorite Fruit: Strawberries.
Favorite Season: Autumn.
Favorite Book Series: LotR/Silmarillion/etc.
Favorite Flowers: Daisy, crocus, most varieties of Lily.
Favorite Colors: Anything on the blue-green spectrum pleases me.
Favorite Animals: CATS.
Coffee, Tea or Hot Cocoa: Rarely coffee, but tea often and hot chocolate as a treat.
Average Sleep Hours: Varies so much as to be ridiculous.
Cat or Dog Person: Cat, though I’ve nothing against dogs.
Favorite Fictional Characters: … What’s Tumblr’s single-post character limit, again?
Number of blankets you sleep with: As many as possible.
Dream Trip: Everywhere. I have a list as long as my arm.
Blog Created: A year or so ago, though I had a different account for a few years before that; have also had a DW since 2010 and a LJ since (holy crap) 2001.
Number of Followers: 96.

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anonymous asked:

Hal jordan

-Favorite design: His current/usual one

-Least favorite design: The live action one 

-Favorite ship: HalBarry, HalCarol

-Favorite friendship: Hal and John, Hal and Barry, Hal and Bruce, Hal and Kilowog

-One thing I’d change: I would let Hal be on earth more often

-A random headcanon: Hal constantly quotes Star Wars while on duty, though most of the Galaxy has no idea what he is talking about

-A story I’d write for them: I would enjoy a story where something happens to someone Hal cares about (maybe a relative or something) while he is in space, and how that effects him and what not

anonymous asked:

I've been pathetically writing these bts one-shots (I need a life jeez) so I was wondering if you could do a long reaction where they stumbled across their s/o's writing pieces from years before they met? (Oh wow that sounds creepy, I'm really creepy okay bye sorry for the creepy request)

If they ever found this blog I’d die xP

Gifs aren’t mine

Seokjin would wonder how well you’d written them as characters in your stories before you’d met them, as not only would that show how good a writer you were by keeping personalities separate and consistent for multiple characters, but it also showed what a great judge of character you were. Plus, it would let him know if he was “everything you’d dreamed of,” which might be something he ended up teasing you about, but only because he loved it so much.

Yoongi really wanted to know why you chose to write about them; what was so special about them when there were plenty of other talented bands to choose from? He wasn’t really expecting much of an answer, knowing you would either shy away from the truth or just shrug away his question, but if you told him it was because he - or the group as a whole - had inspired or comforted you, he’d huff about you being cheesy but wouldn’t be able to fight his blush.

Hoseok would read aloud whatever you’d written while sitting in front of you, preferably with the other boys around. And the boys all found it hilarious, either because the story itself was funny or - more often than not - you’d portrayed one of the boys perfectly and they were now teasing said boy because of it, which led to a lot of laughing from you as well. Hoseok would get teased the most, as he was the one reading his own parts, which made it all the more funny.

Namjoon would tease you whenever he got the chance, but his teasing never really worked in his favor; occasionally, he would start quoting or recreating your old stories, trying to embarrass you or make you flustered. But all it did was allow you to tease him right back; he must have spent quite a lot of time reading your stories if he could quote them at any random time, and you didn’t hesitate to point that at out to him, which would normally shut him up pretty quickly.

Jimin would want to know which of the boys was your favorite to write about, or which one you’d written best or the most for. And yeah, he’d be really happy - and a bit cocky - if you wrote about him the most, but he really was just curious about it; he wanted to know what personality you found was easiest to write for. Though, if you had written more about one of the other boys, he either wouldn’t tell them or he’d glare every time they tried to tease him.

Taehyung would want to know if you were still writing about them, genuinely curious as to when and why you’d stopped or why he couldn’t find more current writings. He’d also ask if you ever wrote about other things back then, or if you wrote about other things now, and he’d beg and plead to read whatever you made the mistake of telling him about. If it was another band, he’d act a bit jealous, but he’d ultimately end up telling you he loved whatever you wrote.

Jungkook was going to act like he thought your writing was weird, which he might have thought briefly at first before reading the stories and realizing how incredible your writing was. And when he told you that you were weird, he seemed serious, and you thought he was up until you walked into the room one day to find him hunched over his phone, reading one of your old stories with a shy smile on his lips that opened to release a shout when you tapped on his shoulder.

I wish I had the words to say how much I miss you, but I don’t. It’s only the second day without you and it’s already so hard. No good morning or good night texts, no little sentiments to get me through the day. No asking you random silly questions or listening to how your day went. I can’t even send you a picture of this beautiful Christmas tree I put up. Most of all, though, I just want to know that you’re okay, that you had a good day.
—  Damn it, James
[SCENARIO] Seventeen As Pokemon Go! Players (Part 2)

Because the game has recently been available in Singapore (and got the both of us embarrassingly hooked), here’s our take on the boys as Pokemon Go players, including their starters and their respective teams.

(also known as Seventeen as quotes i’ve heard from actual PG players around me)

Also, terribly sorry for the lack of updates, but a Mingyu and Vernon drabble each will be up soon, so look forward to it :D


Originally posted by xiuchens


Team: Valor
Starter: Squirtle

Originally posted by pabospoiler

  • squealing every time his phone vibrates with a new pokemon like he doesn’t even care if he encounters 30 pidgeys he’d catch them all
  • makes the noises and cries of the pokemon from the anime whenever they appear on his phone
  • doesn’t look where hes going though, and wanders off to the most random places
  • sc: “why is there a slap mark on your face?!” dk: “they said that theres an electabuzz in that room.” sc: “gdi that’s the ladies room?!” dk: “yeah… they didn’t take that too well.”


Team: Instinct
Starter: Bulbasaur (bc he loves wonwoo imw)

Originally posted by littlemingyu

  • honestly doesn’t like pokemon very much and doesn’t see what all the fuss is about, so he’s only in it because everyone else is into it
  • gets REALLY upset when wonwoo chose mystic over instinct and pouted for two hours.
  • mg: “so how do i catch this? with the pokeball?” ww: “yeah you’ve got to toss it.” mg: “like this? *throws the fucking phone*” ww: “ yeah you nailed it.”
  • bumps into something every 10 seconds looking for that eevee (and trips over seokmin’s humidifier every single time)


Team: Mystic
Starter: Pikachu

Originally posted by amillionwon

  • okay he has a pikachu too because Jun told him the secrets on getting that as a starter bc jun loves him
  • “pokemon is just for kids” he says as he secretly owns all the eeveelutions
  • joins mystic just to spite mingyu
  • doesn’t want the others to know that he’s secretly hooked so he makes ridiculous excuses up to go find pokemon. “bye guys i’m taking the dog out for a walk” “ok but we don’t have a dog?” MH: *lifts a leash with chan attached on the collar* “can i go now?”


Team: Valor
Starter: Charmander

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

  • picture him finding a rapidash while walking and gets so excited he starts asking random strangers to help him get photos of him ‘sitting on it’
  • catching all the pokemon and naming the unflattering ones after his members (names his jynx yoon jeonghan)
  • *catches a mr mime in his room* “hoshi hyung what is your twin brother doing in my trashcan?”
  • is a terrible battler but doesn’t want to admit it, basically blames it on his pokemon but its not the pokemon’s fault he used a CP 10 weedle to challenge jun’s kangaskhan though


Team: Valor
Starter: Squirtle

Originally posted by hansoltheist

  • like jeonghan, he’s probably too tired/lazy to leave the dorms to catch them pokes so he spends actual cash to buy lure modules to put at the nearest pokestop
  • update: no one leaves the house now
  • “wait what do you mean you can revive pokemon? I’ve just been releasing them back to willow once they died.”
  • actually assembles a successful contraption with a bike that helps him hatch pokemon without physically moving wow he really doesn’t want the others to leave the dorms does he.


Team: Instinct
Starter: Charmander

Originally posted by mc-gyu

  • “sorry coups hyung im announcing my official withdrawal from seventeen to pursue my childhood dream of becoming a pokemon mast-” “-leave”
  • so proud of himself after he manages to catch the high CP Pinsir that bailed on him twice, comes home to see Jihoon with a Nidoking and D:
  • this child would be so psyched once the game releases like he’d call his mom to bring out his trading card collection so that he can show his hyungs his holographic psyduck card
  • probably cares the least about battling and tbh only really wants to complete the pokedex

[PART 1] | [PART 2]

NO. No no no. I don’t want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It’s so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it’s the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they’re not that important. You know what’s important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don’t even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!

-John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

imagine the wizarding equivalent of anglophiles/weaboos though like purebloods who had lived their whole life shielded from all muggle culture becoming obsessed with muggles and muggleborns and asking all these random questions and trying to string together “muggle” sentences that made no sense

and the muggleborn students are really weirded out at first but then they decided they might as well have fun with this so they give the purebloods the most ridiculous advice and tell them outrageously wrong information

after a few months half of slytherin house is walking around trying to quote shakespeare and wearing t shirts that say random phrases like “eggplant mixer” on them and trying to demonstrate how cool and relevant they are

anonymous asked:

not everyone ships destiel you know. i don't see why everyone is getting upset over dean and some girl, he's been with other girls before in the show.

Yes, darling, I am very well aware of the fact that not everyone ships Destiel, and I am totally okay with it.

But I can’t say I’m okay with the writers making Dean suddenly have some random love-interest.  They say that Dean having romantic feelings for Cas is out of character, but I feel like Dean randomly being in love with some waitress is even more out of character (especially now that he is a freakin’ demon, like, what the hell???).  It just kinda’ makes me get this weird, uneasy feeling in my stomach.

What really gets to me the most, though, is that they are saying that Dean having feelings for Cas, and I quote, ‘Isn’t what the show is about.’  When Dean has, as you said, been with other woman on the show before. 

 It’s like they are just saying that Dean having feelings for Cas isn’t what the shows about because the show isn’t about Dean being into dudes, it’s, apparently, about Dean being into woman.  I also feel like they are trying too hard to protect Dean’s masculinity.  

Just because Dean is in love with Cas (which may or may not be the case) doesn’t mean he’s gay, or bi-sexual, or anything else.  I mean, if someone freakin’ saved me from hell, died for me more than once, and looked at me the way Cas looks at Dean, I would be in love with them too-regardless their gender and regardless if I happened to be straight or not.

 I have nothing against the actress who is playing the part, by the way,  I’m just peeved at the whole situation.

Anyways, I’m not annoyed that Dean’s ‘love-interest’ isn’t going to be Cas, I’m annoyed because it just doesn’t make sense.  

joss probably just used a giant spinning wheel to plan aou now that i think about it, using it to pick things for him like “which avenger gets the most random and ultimately pointless storyline” or “which avenger gets natasha as a love interest”