these are terrible i'm really sorry

okay but like. remember when someone took red beanies to a book signing and got dan and phil to wear them and the blurry pictures taken from a distance were everywhere because beanies. remember when dan apologised every time his hair was even the slightest bit curly. remember when he’d insist he looked absolutely terrible when a fan told him otherwise. and now dan just casually did a liveshow in a pastel beanie with his hobbit hair. like it’s not the biggest deal but he just looked really soft and comfortable and happy and it makes me feel all warm inside and i’m just really grateful for dan howell

Imagine telling badboy!Woozi to stop kissing you in public because people are looking and you get really shy but he still continues to do so because he doesn’t care whether people are looking, he just wants to kiss you all the time.

Things to address to people who like KS

1) YES. This is not a healthy relationship, I don’t think anyone needs to repeat this for the billionth time… we all know!
2) I’m really confused at people referring to this manwha like it’s a romance or referring Yoonbum and Sangwoo as a couple. Obviously this is not a romance and it isn’t trying to be and honestly I find it weird that it’s in the BL tag considering there’s no “love” in this story and it takes a back seat to the suspense and horror. Yoonbum and Sangwoo also ARE NOT a couple, and this is not a weird shoehorned in romantic relationship because there isn’t a fucking romance!!!They both are mentally ill characters with a dependency on each other that is toxic but not completely shoehorned in… looking at his past and the BPD disorder it’s easy to see that Yoonbum has this unhealthy idolization over Sangwoo (at least the version that is kind and shows him the affection) which created this emotional dependency on Sangwoo because despite treating him like complete fucking shit there is still hope in Yoonbum’s mind that maybe it will all get better since Sangwoo has also been the only one in is life to show affection even if it’s completely depraved. And Sangwoo? That kid straight up has a weird dependency on his mother (and possibly BPD too???) that has created a toxic attachment to Yoonbum. He treats Yoonbum (who reminds him of his momma) all fine and dandy when he obeys, but as soon as his “pet” disobeys (cough cough chapter 7)… he gets real crazy real fast…
3) “omg I’m so crazy and sick for liking this!!!” Since the beginning of fucking time, humans have gotten enjoyment from violence and fucked up shot because it is interesting and demonstrates the shittier sides of humanity. It is not abnormal for you to like KS, people like shit like: Hannibal, Dexter, gladiators, Serial Killers, violent video games, silence of the lambs, Stephen king, watching videos of people falling, watching fights, thriller, suspense, horror etc.
4) Yoonbum doesn’t even have Stockholm syndrome (at least not yet) this kid just trying to survive, he’s tried to escape multiple times and has already tried to kill Sangwoo. If being obedient and smiley will keep him from getting his shit wrecked then believe me Yoonbum is gonna do all that he can to get on Samgwoo’s good side. Those short moments of Stockholm syndrome-ish vibes in chapters 5-6 are because Sangwoo was the only person ever in Yoonbum’s ENTIRE LIFE, to show some affection (even if it may be fake) so like how people are in abusive relationships with SOs or family members… they lowkey hope it will get better even tho it doesn’t. And don’t forget that even after all that, Yoonbum still tries to escape… so yeah, Stockholm syndrome is only a problem the reader has.

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30 days of volleyball: day 28 - favourite video: osmany, matteo and filippo singining el perdón, while massimo is watching everything and judging them

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The boys for @tenshixkyuketsuki

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since that Mountaindew post got so popular (why) I got inspired and here’s some more warrior cat OCs with terrible names 

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“He focused on Luke once again, and saw his son was crying. Yes, that was it; he was tasting the boy’s grief – because he looked so horrible; because he was so horrible.

“But he wanted to make it all right for Luke, he wanted Luke to know he wasn’t really ugly like this, not deep inside, not altogether. With a little self-deprecatory smile, he shook his head at Luke, explaining away the unsightly beast his son saw. ‘Luminous beings are we, Luke – not this crude matter.’

- Return of the Jedi, Ch. IX, by James Kahn

@japhers liked for a starter.

“After careful consideration I’ve decided that the best starter for you would be Popplio. 

You are fun loving, creative and full of energy and grace. You are kind and spread happiness and knowledge wherever you go. Perhaps it will take some to see that but in time they will realise what kind and amazing person they are dealing with. 

You and the small Pokemon have a lot in common. I hope your journey is a happy and safe one.” 

I don’t think I will ever be strong enough to fully move on from you. Although, deep down inside, I’m not sure that I’ll ever really want to move on from you. You see me like nobody else ever has- you see my potential, who I can be. You’ll never see this, you’ll never know these words exist, but I hope you know, B, how much I truly love you. You bring out the ultimate best in me. You’ve been my best friend through everything and you’re the only one who has been here when I’ve needed you most. We weren’t perfect together, neither of us are perfect, but damn, was our love special. If moving on means forgetting, then I never want to move on. Honestly, I’m still praying that it’s you and me in the end.
—  An excerpt from a book I’ll never write (#7).
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Of all the things I’ve done in my life, making a premature ejaculation joke inspired by lyrics from Out Of The Woods, is surely the thing that will send me straight to hell.