these are so ugly i am sorry

anonymous asked:

hey what if DC characters were supposed to meet their older selves (the opposite of de-aging I guess) and Tim is just baffled because he doesn't understand how he has an older self, isn't he supposed to die by 27

It is 4 am, I’m still trying to convince jersey that she’s wrong, and I snorted out loud really ugly because of this I’m so sorry. But yes, poor Timmy, you actually do live past the ripe of old age of 23, I’m sorry to inform you. No amount of caffeine and red bull mixtures are going to change that.

anonymous asked:

I sent the original "fellas is it gay to" ask and holy shit I am so sorry. I try to be funny for once and then discourse rears its ugly head. Also to that biphobic person: hey fuck off bitch

good post but also uh. im gonna say this THE nicest possible way i can.

You kinda sounded like you didnt get the context of those jokes. like. these are jokes by black lgbt people for us, making fun of str8 black mens’ homophobia and their ability to justify anything being gay aka “fruity/spicy”

if youre black yourself the mistake is a bit laughable, but if youre white or otherwise not remotely black then thats, yknow, just sad for the most part and comes off as trying to ride off of how well our jokes hit, trying to become popular off of our humor. 

please understand this.

i don’t mean to be insensitive because apparently kathy griffin really put little barron trump through it with that picture of herself pretending to hold donald’s decapitated head or whatever but i can’t help but to be reminded of the hell that sasha and malia had to go through since the day their father announced his run for office

like just the coverage this is getting + the emphasis on barron’s mental state and the outcry of “think about the children” is wild because when white supremacists all over this dumb ass country were constructing puppets of barack obama so they could lynch them and set them on fire / drawing cartoons of him as a primate / making posters asking for his birth certificates and wishing death upon that man / etc. the media did not give one inch of a whole fuck! so much so that it’s even to the point where people today are saying “what if we had been this violent when obama was in office” which is either some really selective memory or (if i’m giving them the benefit of the doubt) they really had no idea this was going on

my point is that this is literally a prime example of black girls being robbed of their childhoods + being expected to be graceful about it lmao no one was thinking about obama’s children when they were stringing a dummy modeled after his likeness up a tree as a whole crowd of demons crowded around it for a hardy fucking chuckle so why am i, a good person, expected to care just because barron’s imagination ran away from him like i’m sorry that doesn’t sit well with me especially after the shit sasha and malia had to endure at the expense of some ugly racist adults

no one ever wants to protect black children and that’s just a snapple fact

10 Alternative Titles for The Picture of Dorian Gray:

• 101 Times Lord Henry Should Have Shut His Cynical Whore Mouth
• I Kissed a Boy, and More Embarrassingly, My Own Portrait, and I Liked It
• I’m a Murderer, but Everything is Perspective
• Although I’m a Complete Wanker, I Am Infact a Victim of Suggestion Under the Influence of Another Complete Wanker
• Narcissism and Consequences
• If You’re Not Young and Pretty You May as Well Just Die
• Personalities Don’t Seem So Ugly When Surrounded With Beautiful Things
• Selling Your Soul for a Picture Probably Isn’t Worth It
• Being Philosophical and Being Intelligent are Not Always the Same Things
• It’s Okay to be Gay As Long As You Get Rid of the Body

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I don’t want to know
what it’s like to live without you.
Don’t want to know 
the other side of a world without you. - requested by warlockmagnsbane 

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“I have to work harder than anyone else to make it! I’ll never catch up otherwise…! I want to be like you…! Like you. The strongest hero.”

Dedicated to @noxtics
Happy super belated Birthday Zimah-san (°◡°♡)

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get to know me: favorite female charactersthe ghibli girls
 “Many of my movies have strong female leads – brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” (– Hayao Miyazaki)

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get to know me: favorite female character → the ‘avatar: the last airbender’ girls
“I’m a warrior, but I’m a girl too.”