these are so shitty im sorry

anonymous asked:

my best friend and i are going away on a little weekend trip, and we haven't seen each other since i moved away 6 months ago so ofc i'm very excited to see her. but she invited her boyfriend to come with us last minute. i don't wanna sound like a baby but i'm super disappointed because i miss her so much and i wanted it to just be us two, but now i'm going to be a third wheel

honestly i understand and im so sorry bc i know how shitty u feel i wish we were together so we could wrap up in blankets and drink hot chocolate togther

anonymous asked:

For some reason im really scared of this blog like i literally have nightmares about it at night

I’ve been staring at this for like a week this is my favorite ask I’ve ever gotten

I was debating replying to it with a dio but I didn’t want to traumatize you

I’m so glad that my creations have instilled fear like that but also so sorry I hope shitty mspaint dio leaves your dreams alone in the future

anonymous asked:

carry on au where baz isn't a vampire he's a bee and it's the plot of the bee movie

i’m going to regret doing this but the rewritten chapter 61 where baz is a bee

BAZ

I think I might kiss him. He’s right here. And his lips are hanging open (mouth breather) and his eyes are human, human, human.

You’re so human, Simon Snow.

You got my share of it.

He shakes his head, and he’s saying something, and I think I might kiss him.

Because I’ve never kissed anything before. (I was afraid I might sting.) And I’ve never wanted to kiss anything but him. (I won’t sting. I won’t hurt him.)

I just want to kiss him, then go.

‘Simon…,’ I say. And then he kisses bee.

SIMON

I just want him to shut up and stop buzzing like this. I just want him to get up and fly behind me out of here. I just want to be back at Watford in our room, knowing he’s there, and that he isn’t hurting anyone, and no one is hurting him.

BAZ

Is this a good kiss? I don’t know

Snow’s mouth is big. Everything is big.

He’s pushing me, so I push back.

His bee repellant is rattling in my mouth and wings. His pulse is beating in my small body. And his mouth is killing everything I’m trying to think.

Simon Snow.

SIMON

Baz’s mouth is smaller than Agatha’s.

Because he’s a bee, I think, and then: No, because he’s an insect.

He’s not an insect. He’s just a villain.

He’s not a villain. He’s just a bee.

I’m kissing a bee.

I’m kissing Baz.

He’s so small, and the world is so human.


yup i regret it

anonymous asked:

How RFA + V + Saeran would be drunk! If you want to and haven't done this yet.

~I’ve had some wine, myself. And felt like making this extra-with some purposefully super shitty doodles made into the Drunk RFA lmfao….i’ll see myself out of this fandom…I’m so sorry everyone……


◉ Yoosung

  • ‘The Denier’
  • Doesn’t ever want to go home
  • Will deny ever being drunk while being incredibly drunk
  • Bitches about V
  • Sometimes cries
  • Really blunt and mouthy when he is drunk
  • Keeps forgetting he has a drink in his hand

◉ Jumin

  • ‘The Horn’
  • Only has sex on his mind
  • Will hit on you
  • A lot
  • Plastered but he holds it together pretty well
  • His clothing starts coming untucked
  • He’s making weird faces
  • Worst pick up lines

◉ Zen

  • ‘The Self-Destructor’
  • Someone please help him
  • He can drink a lot
  • But when he gets passed that point, he is a mess
  • Just buying things
    • “I’m famoussss I caan treat myyy fanss”
  • Gets excited at random moments and dances
  • Take his phone away because he is calling everybody
  • Anyone who ever broke his heart in the past is getting some ramblings or an incoherent voicemail

◉ Jaehee

  • “The DMC’ (deep meaningful chat)
  • Mom of the night
  • If you look even the least bit upset she is the one comforting you
  • Gives unsolicited advice
  • Lots of back patting
  • Stumbles around
  • Literally just concerned for everyone
  • Deep analysis of your love life, work life, home life…you life as a whole
  • Lengthy discussion about why cats should not be pets

◉ Saeyoung

  • ‘The Banter Enforcer’
  • He’s a fucking maniac
  • Just doing stupid shit to make everyone laugh
  • Feels like it’s his job
  • Just reckless, someone stop him
  • Keeps trying to top himself over and over again with the amount of crazy he can do
  • Pressures everyone to try and get people on his level
  • Especially Yoosung

◉ V

  • ‘The Romantic’
  • He’s the guy in the corner who hasn’t stopped staring at you longingly with tears in his eyes
  • Won’t stop talking about the love of his life
  • Overly-dramatic and won’t stop doing thing to make a scene
  • Makes Jumin listen to him and his ramblings
  • Looks at old photos
  • Takes a walk to ‘clear his head’

◉ Saeran

  • ‘The Wanderer’
  • Literally where the fuck did he go
  • This dude just walks off when you aren’t looking and he’s gone
  • You hope he isn’t dead????
  • Or puking somewhere in an alley?
  • Doesn’t answer his phone
  • Has no regard for anyone else, just leaves
  • Sneaks out like a drunken ninja