these are so random idk just songs that remind me of them ~~

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking

Reasons to ship Camren…

  • They have matching onesies; Lauren’s one is gray whilst Camila’s is pink.
  • They’re both Cuban.
  • They’re both from Miami, Florida.
  • Both are Latinas.
  • Lauren and Camila got the most solos in The X Factor performances.
  • They are both big fans of One Direction.
  • They both auditioned in Greensboro, North Carolina.
  • They both have a younger sister.
  • They hung out with each other on December 31st, 2012 to January 1st, 2013. They then tweeted a photo of Camila making a funny face and Lauren looking awkward.
  • Spanish was both their first language.
  • They live 15 minutes away from each other.
  • They often switch places with the other girls so they can sit next to each other.
  • They both love to do accents with each other.
  • They often think the same things at the same time.
  • They both have a weakness: Lauren for beanies and Camila for bows.
  • Lauren is the only one who calls Camila Camz.
  • Camila said if Lauren got arrested for something, she would get arrested for being so sweet.
  • They sat right next to each other at a The 1975 concert.
  • They have the same music taste.
  • Lauren said Camila is her “Pink Princess”.
  • Lauren is the “mom”…and Camila is the “father”.
  • Camila thinks Lauren is a “boss of an intelligent opinion”.
  • Camila thinks Lauren “is real”.
  • Camila would switch her mind with Lauren.
  • Lauren would switch her mind with Camila.
  • Camila wanted Lauren to kiss her under the mistletoe.
  • They wear the same “merch” clothes.
  • The way Lauren looks at Camila after she says “Fall, by Ed Sheeran”.
  • Lauren is Camila’s celebrity crush. (Oh … and Camila wants to marry with her celebrity crush ..even if her family doesn’t support the relationship.)
  • Camila would be "Baby Spice” because she is Lauren’s baby.
  • Lauren is the only person who laughs at Camila’s jokes.
  • Camila loves Lern Jerg.
  • Because Lauren helps her when her banana is dead on the floor.
  • Because Lauren helps her when her microphone breaks.
  • Because Lauren ties her shoes.
  • Camila is the sun and Lauren the moon.
  • Because Lauren doesn’t know what else to say but she thinks Camila is pretty fucking Dope!
  • Because Camila has Lauren “written on her”.
  • Because Camila read Lauren’s favorite book.
  • Because Lauren knows that Camila cried reading “Fault in Our Stars”.
  • Because one day Camila and Lauren went to the bathroom together and … that’s the end of the conversation!
  • Because Camila thinks Lauren can sing and is pretty too.
  • Because they have an audience that calls them crazy! (and they call us delusional!)
  • Because both like “so many hot boys”.
  • Because Camila said: “keep the boat floating”.
  • Because Lauren said “It’s Camren, YOOO!.
  • Because Lauren wants someone to love her insecurities…and Camila do!
  • Because Lauren has “the most beautiful emerald eyes in the world”.
  • Because Camila thinks Lauren is “perfect”.
  • Camila tried salmon because Lauren loves sushi.
  • Because Lauren thinks Camila is goofy, not the bad kind goofy, the cute kind goofy.
  • Because Camila loves people from “planet green eyes”.


  • I love you. You’re one of my best friends and I feel like I’ve know you forever. You’re one of the smartest people I know and you’re stuning. I’ve learned a lot from you, just know I’ll always be here for you no matter what!” - Camila on Lauren
  • Happy 16th Birthday little one(: thank you for always being you and being one of the raddest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. You’re an incredible person and I’m extremely lucky to have you in my life. Thanks for being there to vent with and even though we haven’t known each other for even a year yet, I feel like you’re the sister God forgot to give me. I love you Camzi(: have a good one babe! 💙😘🎉🎈🎁💙#camren” - Lauren on Camila

  • Happy 17th Birthday to this little nugget right here. I thought this picture was cute so I decided it would suffice. Just wanted to let you know that you’re an amazing beautiful person and I’m glad that you’ve been alive for 17 years and that 2 of them have been spent with the girls and I because idk you’re pretty rad and an amazing friend and fun to have around. I hope you have an amazing day and feel as special today as you deserve to feel everyday. Thanks for always being there for me when I need you and for being your wonderful self(: I LOVE YOU CAMZ” - Lauren on Camila

  • AWHHHHH YAAAY I LOVE YOU UR CUTE 🐏🐟💗🎷” - Camila on Lauren

  • The word I’d use to describe Camila is hmm I’m gonna say cutesy, like also goofy. It’s like both, like the good kind of goofy not the weird kind. Like the cutesy kinda goofy” - Lauren on Camila

  • LERN JERGI. ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE 18. THIS IS THE MOMENT YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR. IF YOU STUCK YOUR TONGUE OUT IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW YOU COULD PROBABLY TASTE THE SWEET AND PUNGENT FREEDOM OF DRAGONFLY TATTOOS, NOSE PIERCINGS, AND VOTING RIGHTS. we’ve been through thick and thin in our friendship, and through those thick and thins I’ve gotten blessed enough to experience you as a person. ive gotten to experience your bomb music taste which I am SO HAPPY YOU INTRODUCED ME TO because we have the best time at concerts bonding over bands and there are so many more to come PRAISE JESUS. i can come to you about anything and expect the pure, honest, rare truth and I’ll always be there tell you it’ll be okay when you cry on my shoulder when you feel lonely or hurt. I’ve gotten to see firsthand your incredible sense of justice, when you see that something unfair or wrong has happened, you’ll raise your voice and fight for that person with a bravery that I, and many other people (although they might not admit it) wish they had. i love how passionately you fight for what you think is right and everyone should remind you today and everyday that it’s a strength and not a weakness. i can’t tell you what a comfort it is to know someone like you will stick up for me and have my back, i hope you know i will too. i love you always” - Camila on Lauren

  • Super cute candids taken by a random stranger always make good birthday post pics. HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY CAMILA CABELLO. YOU’RE LEGAL NOW YAYYY!!!!!! You are such a beautiful person inside and out and I’m so thankful that I get to call you my friend. Thanks for all the laughs, for being my shoulder to cry on whenever I’ve needed a friend, for giving amazing sound advice (even though you’re just now considered an adult by the government you’ve been there mentally for a while which I greatly appreciate) I wish you many more years of amazingness and I hope you had the best day with your family. You deserve all the love and happiness the world has to offer and I wish it all upon you for many many years to come. I LOVE YOU CAMZZZZ❤️❤️❤️” - Lauren on Camila

  • HAPPY 19TH LAUREN!! i remember the day you auditioned for X factor seeing a beautiful green eyed girl belt out an Alicia keys song so perfectly i feared for my life. i remember telling my mom "that girl can sing!! and she’s gorgeous too!!” and then you walked out and i told you i loved your shirt remember? HAHAHA. it’s funny how before we even knew how important we were going to be to each other, something in us knew and something in us will always know. i love how fiercely you defend your opinion, i love your strength, your bold independence, and your desire to live life fully. i love that we crack up at each other’s jokes even when nobody else gets them- and i love those moments where we get caught up in talking about a band or a book and we get lost in the conversation like two normal girls in high school that aren’t about to go do something ridiculous like go to an awards show. i will always be there for you when you need someone to vent to, when you want to talk about the overwhelming underwhelmingness of boys that break our hearts or the overwhelming overwhelmingness of when a kiss leaves your head reeling, when i back you up and you need someone to stick up for you, or when you just need someone to understand- we’ve done that for each other in the last 3 years and we will do that for each other forevermore. i love you so much !!!! happy 19th lern jergi!!!!! camila“ - Camila on Lauren
Lance and Matt becoming great friends??
  • Sleepovers in Lance’s room
    • face masks (how tf do you think Matt looks so young he didn’t even break his skincare routine while in Galra captivity smh)
    • Lance yawning before training because they’d been up all night binge watching some reality show Matt won’t admit he loves
    • Matt falls asleep really quickly at first because he hasn’t had a proper bed to sleep on for so long and he’s just so comfortable and safe and relaxed
    • One of those nights Lance just drones on without noticing Matt’s not even awake until he asks a question like twenty minutes later
    • Lance showing Matt his favourite musicals and songs (he’s a major fan of In the Heights) and Matt really getting into Be More Chill
      • Jamming out for weeks on one soundtrack
      • Lance is a lot more into it than Matt is but Matt thinks its sweet how passionate Lance gets
      • Psychoanalyzing characters for three hours straight while they just stare at the ceiling
    • Random urges to train at one in the morning
    • Matt waking Lance up at random times by pulling back his sleep mask and letting it ping back onto Lance’s face
  • They both loVE to talk
    • Long pining talks about their Brogane crushes
    • Matt reminiscing about his garrison days because he hasn’t had anyone to talk to since forever and Lance is one of the few who will listen to his long winded rants
    • Lance talking about his home and his family and how they immigrated and his siblings and nieces and nephews
    • Mutual admiration of dead memes that only they remember
      • Using them out loud in conversation at the dinner table and the other one cracking up while everyone else is just confused
      • ’Snarkon (snail Zarkon)’
    • Talking about the best times with their best friends
      • They both used to sneak out with their friends and zoom around in the desert
      • Lance and Hunk used a lot of the same secret passages Shiro and Matt used to
    • Them both just mentioning their gay crushes casually because it’s just so easy to talk and they trust each other
  • Lance telling Matt about all of Pidge’s accomplishments
    • Matt cries because his little Katie went through so much for him
    • Lance really making Pidge seem like a badass because hell that’s one of his best friends and they ARE
      • “And then Pidge just BLEW IT UP it was AMAZING you’d have loved it”
      • “Pidge was like really distant at first and Hunk and I were like ‘yo, what’s up with this dude’ but we never thought it was because they were a GIRL in DISGUISE tracking down her MISSING OLDER BROTHER in OUTER SPACE”
      • “And they reprogrammed one of the droids to be on our side??? Amazing?? What a talented kid??”
    • Matt taking a while to get used to Pidge’s name and pronouns and Lance being there to support him when he feels guilty for three days, because he’s trying and that’s what matters and Pidge appreciates it
  • Matt letting Lance in on Shiro’s secrets
    • Matt confirming Lance’s theory that Shiro is not a human god, but a human disaster
    • snickers whenever Shiro says ‘specifically’ because until he was 18 he said ‘pacifically’. Matt called him out in their senior year at the garrison and wouldn’t let him live it down
    • Shiro used to use eyebrow stencils and made Matt hold the mirror every morning until Matt finally superglued one to the wall of their dorm. They had to pay like twenty bucks when they graduated to pay for the damage.
  • Comforting each other on rough nights
    • Lance knocking on Matt’s door when Hunk is asleep with his pillow in hand and Matt just opening the door and letting Lance sit on his bed with him and platonic cuddles and reassurance
    • Matt going to Lance when he has a nightmare because Lance will listen and won’t panic because he’s been there and he knows how it feels
    • Lance getting really tired at dinner and he gives Matt a signal and Matt will know that Lance is starting to get overwhelmed and he’ll come up with an excuse for Lance to leave
    • Matt talking and talking about how worried he used to get about Shiro after they were first captured
    • Matt missing his dad and Lance sitting next to his friend and reminding him how proud his dad would have been
  • Them both taking comfort in the other’s presence
    • Lance finally glad not to be the seventh wheel anymore
      • Hunk and Pidge are getting closer with every passing day and he was really worried he would be alone
      • But Matt came in and made him feel welcome and wanted and appreciated
      • And they just click together and it is just what Lance needed
      • Matt doesn’t even know how much he helped Lance just by showing up
    • Matt feeling useless because they’d been fine without him for however long or feeling like a burden because Pidge/Shiro went through so much for him
      • Lance going out of his way to make Matt feel worthy of care
        • “Of course Matt, anything for you buddy!“
        • “No need to worry about it, dude!”
        • “Here man, did you want some?”
        • “I saw this and I thought of you.”
      • Picking up gifts for Matt on his missions
      • Lance reminding him that without Matt none of them would have found Voltron at all
        • “Seriously, you were a major help!”
      • Lance giving Matt hundreds of nicknames
      • Lance taking care of his friend (I could go on for years)
  • Them just being great friends in general

TL/DR: Matt and Lance become besties and you can’t convince me otherwise


i had to make this 2 parts (maybe 3 we will see) cause i was almost at 5 k and you and eunwoo still havent met so like, it had to be 2 parts

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  • So its finals season, you are dying because of AP testing/revisions/big mean tests that give you too  much stress
  • Should you be studying cause these tests that have a huge impact on your grade? yes
  • But will you? I mean technically yes,,,
  • It still counts as studying if you are looking at studyblrs right??? totally
  • You end up finding a blog that posts study tips and weekly updates of their bullet journal
  • Tbh they look like they have their life together bc sometimes you see some moodboards of their desk and like healthy smoothies with like,, kale, and spinach
  • Their url is @morningwakeupcall Wow even their url makes it     seem like they have their life together
  •  You follow their blog because it’s pretty and you like pretty things, so you close tumblr because it’s 11pm you really should start studying
  •  Your life doesn’t really change after that, sometimes instead of jungkook’s abs on your dash now you see a  pretty bullet journal 
  •  One day you’re scrolling through tumblr and you see a picture of bts at the bbms in @mornginwakeupcall ‘s bullet journal 
  •  You’re dying on the inside because!!! One of your favorite groups!! Is in that journal!!! that someone who has their life together!!!  
  • O h  m y
  •  You reblog the post and add a bunch of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and keyboard smashes in the tags 
  •  You feel very happy and kinda like a proud mom that this guy likes bts too 
  • You decide you’re gonna send them an ask (on anon of course you feel hella awkward showing them who you are,, what if they think you are a weird stalker online no thank you you’re not about that life) 
  • Before you send them the ask     you wait like 6 minutes so they maybe won’t think that the kpop blog that     just reblogged thier kpop themed bullet journal sent them an ask, like this     is some 007 james bond shit right here you gotta take some precautions 
  •  After the 6 minutes have passed     you double checked that you pressed anon, and send the ask
  •  You’re sitting there on your phone refreshing his dash smh why are you so invested in this just to see his response- oH SNAP HE ANSWERED

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anonymous asked:

That video was so soft tho in my opinion, I love how they talked about dan and kept adrressing him as if he were their own child. They also made a few random comments here and there that really made me think about their relationship and their future. I'd love to hear your thoughts, you are way better at articulating things! :D

YES dude (though idk about me being better this summary is SPOT ON!!!!) lots of cute moments and parenting insights in this. i loved it!!!!! i’m just gonna copy paste my running commentary while i watched hahah :)

  • ok right off the bat I’m just. laughing. dan’s words in the intro are so confusing hahaha. “‘won’t somebody please think of the children?’ we’re not. too late for all of you.” ……… what? i mean i think they’re referencing this clip from the simpsons and i think dan is trying to say they’re not ‘thinking of us,’ like to make a joke that they’re inconsiderate or that their content is bad (in the way he always does when he’s like ‘i’m so sorry this is a complete disaster,’) but instead he just sounds very much like he’s saying he and phil aren’t thinking of ‘children’ right now, like not thinking of having children right now esp bc he mumbles the ‘too late for all of you’ bit so it was all jst very jarring and i began this video w heart racing and eyes wide, ready to ~pick up on anything~ and for daniel howell and his dumb way of speaking to always keep me on my toes ugh what a mess
  • regardless. phil sassing dan at the beginning for talking over him,,,, yes. ‘i’m trying to do an intro! let me finish!’ the sweetest words in the english language
  • dan’s summary of toddlers: they run around, they get very angry, and they slowly learn to poop
  • musings on the audience: we’re ‘ready to pick up on anything’ and we ‘can see it all’ love this self-aware, multi-layered, meta humor, kings of comedy
  • 1:47 dan saying ‘how many years would you have to use a toilet and not clean it,’ made me confront the reality that dan cleans toilets at least once in a while. stars! they’re just like us
  • ‘dil get your hand down that u-bend stat’ is honestly so funny. phil’s giggle when dan is ‘not particularly comfortable’ is so cute
  • their sharing in a bit of nostalgia for their daycare memories and bonding over the similarity of their experiences. stop. i love how dan knows the distance from wokingham to manchester off the top of his head and characterizes their age gap as ‘a couple of years.’ i feel queasy
  • dil is werrrrqing it according to dan. he is also party miami dad
  • phil acknowledging the existence of the ripped jeans and envisioning them turning into ripped shorts. didn’t know i needed that. very into it
  • dan committing to wearing a crop top in the event that he ever has abs. can phil please tell him to stick to his guns about subverting society’s standards for male beauty and to therefore go ahead and rock a crop top regardless of his abdominal musculature, if that’s what he wants??? ?
  • phil actually hates the crop top and shorts. dan says it’s amazing and starts to criticize phil (‘phil stop be—‘ in his typical higher-pitched tone of indignation) but then gets thoroughly distracted by dil doing crunches lmao
  • this might be really weird but I’m obsessed w watching the way phil uses his hands when he gets excited. just like. watch his hands from 4:38 to 5:15 it’s the most heartwarming thing u will likely ever see. i think in this vid in particular he was even more expressive than usual and i noticed he clasped his hands near his chin or grabbed his own face a number of times and it was so cute. phil lester, actual king of gesticulation. i always wonder if this tendency is natural for him or something that he kind of forces in order to sort of appear more animated/performance-y when he’s filming (cause something about it sort of feels like a nervous tic at times!!! but idk!!!! body language experts, weigh in!!!)
  • 5:37 dan is confused then starts singing along and they make weird noises i have no idea what they’re referencing and i have never hated their connection more. i feel so left out
  • dan’s idea of a school-aged child is obsession w playstation and pokemon
  • dab is sprinting maniacally and in my current state of mind i find it fucking hilarious
  • dan has mentioned dil’s abs like 10 times in  7 mins
  • i like how they both immediately agree w no discussion that creativity is the most desirable trait of those options
  • also cheerful. dan says ‘i like cheerful’ and fuck I’m soft
  • dan is genuinely emotional about child dab which is so cute
  • i love how actually disappointed phil is that this child’s fav animal is a frog and how dan immediately comes to his defense. this feels like eerily realistic insight into a situation dnp would def get into with their child
  • ‘easy beans’ phil owns my heart
  • they buy dab an art table thing and phil says ’we need to make him the most creative child possible.’ i love that with minimal discussion they immediately want to get stuff for dab to encourage his talents it reminds me of dan ranting about what makes a good parent (someone who equips their child to pursue their passions)
  • dan says he needs to be connected to the internet and phil hesitates bc he’s so young and dan is immediately outraged. and then phil immediately caves. this also felt so insightful to me, like we were watching them kind of talk out their real life approach to parenting and exposing their child to technology 
  • 16:01 their enthusiasm about dab’s drawing like y’all i know this is a sim but they’re rly treating it like a real kid and it’s just too vividly mirroring how they would obviously react to their real child’s first ever drawing and I’m emotional
  • phil immediately suggests hanging it up and they both have a long awwwwwww aiwejroaiejroaier this is Too Much
  • omg the exchange at 16:54 about cake made me wanna die i feel like first off it is v rare to hear phil call dan by his name in videos (other than when he’s exasperated and yells ‘dan!!!!’ as an interjection bc dan is being a shit) so it immediately just felt like a more personal moment and then the way that dan was like ofc we can and must cater to ur random craving and order cake delivery immediately after filming like he just rolls w it and it’s just such a spontaneous and sweet little moment and godddddd they def curled up and ate cake after they were done w the video, on their new couch, in their new fancy lounge, in their new home, bc they can just do that. fucking hell their domestic bliss is giving me so much envy my heart physically ACHES with it
  • ‘baking a cake in your bikini that’s quite iconic’ phil is just out here empowering women to love themselves
  • then dan butting in with ‘what a milf’ nice, it’s been forever since he’s been that explicit about female attraction i was shook. i like that he immediately asks if he’s allowed to say it and phil immediately shuts him down. i mean there’s a slight chance that’s just for comedic value but it feels sort of in line w the notion that they (esp dan) have consciously toned down and all but eliminated female attraction mentions (or sexualization) from their dialogue in videos bc they’re aware of their mostly female audience (this speculation aside in all honesty why is eliza’s bod low-key bangin)
  • 18:16 when dan is like walking thru his vision for dab as the social arty kid and evan as the shy genius he is literally writing fic in his head idk why he’s even tryna make fun of tumblr’s interest in this ship he’s the biggest stan out there all of the dab x evan entries on wattpad will be by dan under various pseudonyms
  • para-BOWL-uhs is this how brits say parabola or is dan just terrible
  • 19:54 dan wants them to hook up confirmt

lol fuck this video was good and dnp are going to be fucking amazing dads idec that’s the only conclusion from this video that matters

(sims #39)


Request: Can you do a thing where the reader is friends with Aaliyah but she’s like older than her maybe they have a mutual friend or smth and they become close and yn is just super shy and one day their mutual friend outs her that she can sing and she just goes beet red and later Aaliyah invites her over or smth and they just jam out together to random Shawn songs and Shawn has met her before and had her in his vines or smth and he records them and posts it and yn gets like fake mad at Shawn but in reality she doesn’t know what to feel and then idk Shawn fluff idk what I want to happen other than a happy ending can you do that please
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You’ve known Aaliyah ever since she was ten. You were in training to become assistant coach for a local hockey team and one of your many tasks while training was to help out around the arena with the games and players. You hit it off with most of the girls, but there was this special thing about Aaliyah that really drew you to her. She was always ready to practise and was always focused, but that didn’t stop her from knowing how to have a good laugh with everyone. She was one special little girl.

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Dangerous Woman Tour Full Review (Including Full Song-By-Song Breakdown and Videos)

Helloooooo here with my Dangerous Woman Tour Review. It’s ridiculously long so I made it a “Read More” post. Please reblog if you read, because I put a TON of effort into this and therefore would like to spread it to as many people as possible to make this worth it lol. This review includes my opinions on basically every aspect of the show, as well as a song-by-song breakdown and lots and lots of videos. Let me know if you have any questions, I can answer anything!

DISCLAIMER: my opinions literally don’t matter and you may hold different ones and that’s all good you do you

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Thoughts on Down

This is a long-ass shit, and I’m not forcing you to read. Also, please be reminded that this is just MY opinion. We all have different opinions, and I’m here to simply share my thoughts, and not to convince you to change yours. So please don’t go to my ask pushing your opinion. I already heard yours. I woke up to a bunch of “asks” and I already know that some don’t like it, while some do.

My initial reaction:

• why is this so auto-tuned? Okay, Dinah’s voice sounds like smooth warm caramel on top of a sundae. Why is this so basic? Lauren’s adlibs tho! Why are the lyrics so generic? Oooh WFH melody… It’s gonna be a bop! Wait why is the chorus so blandly repetitive? But it’s not that bad. Why do they sound so alike?

• and picture me with my earphones on listening to the first verse, pre-hook, chorus and shit with a pensive look on my face, and disappointment running through my head like damn I wanted more…

But then Gucci Mane came in, (and I know I’m the minority in this one), but for me, the first authentic reaction the song elicited from me was his part.

Why? Because his part was so off and out of nowhere that it took me out of the rut I was in. Like imagine a flat line where the song was just monotonous, like a car cruising on a smooth freeway (not bad, but also kind of boring) but then you run into a pothole and you get jerked off your stupor…

That’s what gucci’s part was for me. A tiny spike on that flat line. A deviation that held my attention. I’m not saying it’s amazing. I’m saying that the grating sound of the bass and the randomness of it was what made me smile while listening to it. I’m not even exaggerating when I say that I was smiling the whole time I was listening to that weird bass with a tiny bit of goosebumps on my skin because I knew then that I COULD like Down without lying to myself. It was the only thing that caught my attention, aside from Lauren’s adlibs (which, girl, I wish she did more. I live for Lauren going offffff)

Don’t get me wrong though, I’m so done with these collabs with rappers, like I wanted to hear them alone, like they did with Boss (idc if you say that one is trash lmao, Boss is a bop for me. I fucking love that shit 😂), but if they really have to collab with rappers, I wish it wasn’t Gucci. Maybe Chance, or Migos damn…

But if it were up to me, I wish they would have collabed with female rappers. I still am salty that NTKG wasn’t utilized much. A missed opportunity with Missy Elliott like bitch you had to release TMG over NTKG? NTKG was at least more authentic with the sound it’s trying to project. It was old school and it owned it. Like Voicemail was reminiscent of 90’s bops and not lacing it with today’s trendy dancehall or tropical vibe. It has its own sound, and not a mix of everything generic we hear today where we hear a song and we automatically hear the edm producers more than the artist.

But OMG I digress, sorry.

So yeah, DOWN…

So after my initial reaction, I gave it a couple more listen, and then I watched the live performance, then I slept, then I woke up the next day and I listened to the audio a couple more times, watched the live several more, and here’s my conclusion:

• Down is that kind of a summer bop which grows on you. It’s not a bad song. It’s simplistic but also season-friendly. It’s probably what the label insisted on as their first release.

The reason why it probably feels lacking for me, aside from its repetitiveness, is that maybe it lacks another verse. It’s shorter than WI and WFH so it feels incomplete. There must be a reason for it. It could really be just a teaser.

• at this point in my 5h-stanning life, I’m not even expecting anything mind-blowing. All I want is for 5H to slay the charts, because this should be their era. They seem genuinely happy now and my god after everything they’ve been through (label shit and all), ALL FIVE OF THEM deserve our unwavering support.

• Sure, Down isn’t what I expected. Yes, I wanted more. I wanted more lyrics. I wanted a kickass sound. But, idk man, after several repeats, I think it’s a good enough bop.

• with regards to the vocals, I still hate the auto-tuned shit. I get that maybe they’re finally utilizing Lauren’s range, but I prefer that they don’t auto tune much because I could barely hear her rasp (which was still obvious in her live performance, despite the higher tone she’s using).

Maybe they’re doing it on purpose, making them sound the same as a symbol of their new sound’s “cohesiveness”, but I prefer old 5h where their voices are uniquely different.

• and I’m not even complaining that it sounds like WFH. I don’t have a problem with an artist using a tried and tested formula for ONE of their album’s single. It’s meant to hook the audience. It gives them that familiar sound which could make a NON-FAN recognize their older hits and draw them to the new one. Just because they said “NEW ERA” doesn’t mean that they should change their ENTIRE sound. There’s always that one or two singles that are meant to hook the general public. It’s a constant compromise a mainstream artist makes with their label.

(I mean, The Chainsmokers basically generate the same sound over and over and they’re charting as if they created music. And no, I’m not a big fan of the chainsmokers.

Point is, re-using WFH is not something unheard of. It’s a business move.)

You really can’t please everybody. Because when Lady Gaga released an album that felt authentic for her, some people criticized it and kept saying they wanted the old “Bad Romance” Gaga. When Lorde released her new single, Green Light, her hipster fanbase called her a sell-out and didn’t like that she’s deviated from her “sound” to be more mainstream and I was like bitch can’t an artist explore a different side of her artistry?

And on the flip side, can’t an artist use their old sound? My point is, Down was produced by the same people who made WFH for a reason. They are playing safe. They wanted a single that would generate enough attention like their previous ones did. Then maybe, just maybe, their next singles which probably showcase their authentic sound and lyrics will have as much impact since now people are paying attention. Because no matter how much we want them to be authentic, they’re still a girl group under a greedy ass label who needs them to maintain what their idea of a girl group music and image should be..

And while Down is not something I’m particularly excited about, it’s starting to get stuck in my head, and I don’t hate it. It’s a light summery chill song that’s good to play with your friends while sipping on your drinks by the pool. It is what it was supposed to be.

I get it, I was disappointed too. Down is a downer. But I’m not gonna judge the whole album with one single yet. I’m gonna wait.

This is why I wrote this one before Down was released:

Because I knew that I wasn’t expecting much from their music. I sure hope for more, definitely, BUT stanning 5H isn’t always about their music.

And just because I don’t like a few of their songs, doesn’t mean they don’t deserve my support.

I’m supporting 5h because they represent girls who are not a standard definition of what society thinks a girl should look like or how they should act like. They symbolize us. They showed us that one can achieve their dreams through hard work, and while they have been mistreated before (by their label and by fans alike) they still kept their heads up high, with grace and maturity, and kept on spreading love and inspiration, and they kept on smiling even if their hearts were breaking. They kept striving to be the best they could be, and it’s inspiring. And to see genuine warmth from these pop stars, their love and appreciation for their fans, is something that makes me wanna stan them forever. That’s why even if i really don’t like their music, I’d still keep on stanning them, because what they shared to us, the representation they gave us, the beauty and poise they all showed us, man, even if they fucking screeched for an entire album, I’ll be fuucking putting that on loop and still support their asses.

And I know it’s blind support, but I knew what I was getting into when I started supporting 5h. I wasn’t a pop person before this, I knew I won’t love their music so much. I stan them because I like them, plain and simple.

And I know it’s different for everybody. It’s all just a matter of preferences. Some could unstan just coz they don’t like the song, and that’s totally okay. We’re free to stan or unstan whoever we want. But like I said, it’s just one song. Let’s wait for the other singles and the album.

Ideally, I would love for them to show us everything they have as artists. This is their chance to go big. They have so much potential and I would have liked to see it shine while they’re still in the group. I want the brand Fifth Harmony to leave a lasting mark in this industry. I want them to be on the same spot as TLC or SG or DC. I want them to legit deserve their title.


That’s all I want. And I hope I’ll find that in 5H3.

Yes, Down is empty.

But I won’t unstan just because of one song. We can be disappointed (as I sure was), but I think that 5H is worth more than a few musical disappointments.


assorted tdt notes, part 1

trb notes | tdt pt 2

i’m back with random notes of things that appealed specifically to me in the dream thieves! i’m writing these notes as i read (hooray for structure!) so..enjoy!

  • i still don’t understand the secrets at the beginning. it all sounds like nonsense to me. i do love that the second secret is framed as like a song, that’s cute
  • “probably not pleasant at all,” the gray man describes declan waiting to have his door kicked in, while at the same time describing declan’s whole entire life
  • old people make ronan anxious
  • “at night, [gansey] looked particularly small” gansey is tiny #confirmed by ronan

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Husband Taeil

Request: oh my gosh your scenarios are so so cute!!! if you have time would you be able to do husband!taeil i loved your taeyong one so so much!!!! have a lovely day!!!💞💞💞

  • aye a request for this hyung!!
  • i wanna squish him sometimes he’s so adorable
  • maybe before reading this you’d want to read boyfriend! taeil first hehe
  • without further a do,
  • let’s start

  • so this bun had been considering about asking you for a few months already

  • but he didnt knew how to ask
  • or when to
  • all he knew was that he wanted it to be on a special day
  • so he asked the other members for help
  • which half of them didn’t because they were either too busy teasing him
  • or that they thought he was only joking
  • other than mark, who offered to help taeil out
  • alongside with taeyong and doyoung
  • so they all helped him come out with a plan,
  • which is to compose a song together and have taeil sing it to you during your anniversary dinner
  • featuring mark & taeyong who’d be rapping a few parts
  • so after two long weeks of staying overnight and discussing, they finally finished producing and recording everything
  • and you knew something was off because he had been coming back very late at night those past two weeks
  • and early in the morning, after he made breakfast for you, he’d leave the apartment
  • so you asked him
  • “babe what’re you busy with lately?”
  • “uhhh extra vocal practices”
  • “your vocals are good enough though????”
  • and he’d get all flustered and wouldn’t know what to say so he’d just give you a kiss and leave
  • he was so busy you actually thought he’d forget your anniversary date
  • until he messaged you two days before,
  • “baby for our anniversary, head down to the restaurant we first met, i’ve got a big surprise for you”
  • and you tried asking him when he got back that night,
  • but he wouldn’t say anything
  • finally the day came!!!
  • and he bought a dress for you to match with his outfit
  • and both of you look super good and elegant
  • and you were all like??? what’s with this formality???
  • reminded you of your first date aw
  • but during the dinner taeil’s all blushy and nervous, stuttering in his words
  • just when you were about to ask him, the restaurant lights go out
  • when you call out to taeil he doesnt respond
  • and when you reach your hand out to hold him he’s not that
  • ngl you were about to scream
  • but then a sweet and soft melody started playing
  • and somehow there were lights shining on the 4 boys in front of you
  • taeil in the middle
  • and you’re still confused like??
  • but taeil’s soothing voice!!!
  • after 3 minutes of singing he kneeled down and held your hand
  • very cliche
  • and you finally get it
  • he’s still stuttering but it’s super cute
  • “i..i-i prepared all these for you for the past two weeks… w-we’ve come this far, and i want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?”
  • and you see taeyong tearing up a little
  • and of course you nod your head
  • and taeil gives the biggest smile ever and hugs you
  • which made you super happy and touched so you started tearing up
  • taeil noticed and kissed you
  • cute
  • okay on to the husband part that was so long im sorry
  • but
  • i feel like he’d become more sweet?
  • and especially, affectionate
  • he’s just go up randomly to you while watching television
  • and either lie on your lap, or attack you with a big warm heart
  • lazy kisses on the neck and lips too
  • that’s his favourite
  • he loves it when you run your fingers through his hair too
  • somehow always has his hands on you, especially in public
  • and everytime people stare or compliment the both of you
  • he’d have this “yes that’s my wife” look
  • always gives in to you and listens to whatever you say
  • “babeeee i’m hungry, wanna go out to eat?”
  • “o-oh.. sure!!”
  • when he had practice that night and you didnt know
  • which was why taeyong nagged at him for skipping practice for you
  • goes home one day with a big bouquet of flowers
  • “what- what’s the occasion?”
  • “nothing, just felt like getting them for you”
  • “represents my love to you”
  • never seems to get angry at you like??
  • closest he ever did was when he ignored you for the whole night
  • but next morning you woke up in his arms
  • and the reason why he was pissed was because you were stressing yourself out too much over work and he didnt like it
  • but when he tried asking you to stop stressing out, you ignored him
  • but he still made you breakfast so
  • the sweetest!!!
  • both of you always get teased by the other members
  • “taeil hyung! what’s that on your neck” -a smirking yuta
  • “w-what? THERE’S NOTHING” -a very flustered taeil
  • “aye hyung, i didnt know you were like that” -johnny
  • “STOP IT THERE’S NOTHING” -still very flustered taeil
  • “oh i saw y/n today and she has too, had fun last night hyung?” -ten
  • “bye i dont want to talk to you all anymore” -an embarrassed taeil
  • and later that night you receive a text from doyoung
  • “dont leave any marks today!! hyung had a hard time today”
  • and you’re like ?? but you get it so you show it to taeil
  • so he blushes like mad again
  • okay let’s get off this topic im a smol bun
  • honestly treats you like a queen
  • he’s super sweet and nice 24/7 like
  • and you love him so much!!!
  • so you give him random hugs and kisses
  • which he loves too
  • okay i’ll end this here im sorry idk what to write anymore ahh
  • taeil is husband material dont lie to yourself and agree with me yes
·  .  ·  *  ˚ blackpink as girlfriends


  • literally the fluffiest and timidest bean there ever was when she asked you out
  • like she had this whole speech planned and when she asked to talk to you privately she could barely get the words out but you understood lmao
  • being in a relationship with jisoo is adorable bc 24/7 pictures of you. on her phone on a polariod camera whatever she has and she thinks you look aesthetic it has to be taken
  • probably gloating about you to the members and they eventually get sick and tired of it they actually have to call you to get her to shut up lol
  • lots and lots of dates involving food. picnic? mcdonalds? fakinga proposal at restaurants to get free cake? she does it. and she always always buys. no argument.
  • spams you with pictures of dogs!!!
  • she likes to stay over at your apartment or what not since she lives in a dorm with 3 other hyperactive girls who scream at the littliest things
  • she likes to sing to you!! a lot!! you get to hear this angel faced touched by god goddess sing??? like idk abt u but i’d d i e
  • she’s too shy to talk to you in english, but she’ll probably like to hear you talk about your day in english (or your mother tongue) because it relaxes her for some reason
  • nose kisses
  • cheek kisses
  • cute kisses in general


  • is attached to your side 24/7 begging for cuddles
  • shes either a big spoon or a little spoon is depends on how her day went.
  • shes like to tell you stories about her life in new zealand and trainee life, etc.
  • she acted really confident when asking you out, but she was probably like omg theyre gonna reject me n i fucked up the friendship, blah blah. but when you said yes to her offer to go on a date, her smile was so cute aw
  • her phone lockscreen is probably you as cheesy as it sounds
  • coffee dates where you dont really drink your coffee, because you’re too busy staring at her
  • random talks in english
  • ok but dont imagine jennie telling you she loves you in many languages dont imagine jennie telling you she loves in many languages ihoKDJKHKJHDSKLJGHSUILHAIIIIIIAK
  • subtle matching clothing. like rings or wearing the same colour or shoes.
  • probably writes stupid songs about all the things she loves about you
  • probably wrote a list and sang it lol


  • confesses to you with a song while shes playing guitaaaaar!!
  • buys you flowers and shows you cute pictures of dogs
  • little spoon 
  • cute dog cafe dates and dates in the park 
  • buying you random gifts and things that remind her of you
  • takes secret photos of you on her phone and she has a gallery of 100+ photos of just you,,, doing random mundane tasks.
  • you want her to read to you because you love her accent
  • probably wants to impress your parent(s)/career(s)
  • compliments from her 24/7
  • writes small songs about you and plays guitar while singing but will never show you them unless you accidentally catch her doing it
  • bc then she will be all shades of red
  • shes pretty romantic. she’ll take you out to fancy restaurants and probably taken you out on 218912 candle lit dinners.
  • but those aren’t always your dates!! you go to amusement parks, museums, concerts, etc!! all that fun weird stuff!
  • yall probably went laser tagging once lol


  • brings you flowers on the first date!!!!!!!!
  • listen to her talk in thai (and having conversations in thai if you know it)
  • she sends you pictures of dogs she sees
  • and as well as memes
  • cool, chic couple selfies and alWAYS ALWAYS has to send them to the group
  • because she cant post them on instagram because she’s under a “dating ban”
  • matching hoodies!! 
  • takes you on dates to the randomest places. the aquarium, carnivals, conventions…. ya
  • buys you tickets to go to your favourite group’s fansign/concert because she loves you THAT much. and she goes with you but she’s always like, in a mask and hat and sunglasses n shit
  • reading fanfiction of her and she’s always says “i would never say that” but your argument is “you would. you’ve said it to me before.”
  • “you did. when we played mario kart that one time and i sent a blue shell at you lol”

All right, guys, confession time

I told myself I would remain completely unbiased to Ross Lynch by not allowing myself to research or watch/see anything he did prior to My Friend Dahmer, but if I’m going to be honest, I am a liar and I live for spoilers, so I obviously went snooping around (just a little!) With no trailer or anticipated release date, I don’t really know what else to do, sooooooo…

For anyone else completely oblivious to who Ross Lynch is or anything he’s ever done (like I was), this video is one of his more recent (almost exactly a year ago - October 2015) things released with his family group R5 (personal note: I won’t lie to you guys, I usually avoid family-based bands like the plague, they usually remind me of the Brady Bunch, tbh, and I can’t take them seriously because I detest all 4 of my siblings, so it’s beyond my realm of understanding, BUT ANYWAY) It IS a little dark, kinda weird and western-y, but it’s certainly post-Disney.

Yeah, I watched some other videos of theirs/his and heard a few *cough - this whole album (Idk who I am anymore) - cough* other songs, but this one definitely made the biggest impression on me. There’s underage drinking (Ross will be 21 in December - research, lol), some (demon?) possession, there’s even a tiny itty bitty amount of blood in a quick random shot of a sink, and finally, there’s Ross’s exposed chest (which, I’d be willing to bet, contains a heart. Bad joke. Ha.) Sure, it’s still pop rock, but we can’t get much much more Dahmer without a little murder, metal, mall antics, masturbation, and of course, a male (love?? that can’t be word I’m looking for…) interest. In other words, my body is ready for My Friend Dahmer and I’m too excited to see Ross Lynch play him.

anonymous asked:

hello~ idk if your still doing random aus but how does a odd jobs!seventeen one sound ahah?? i would also like to say thank you for creating amazing writing and i love the details you put into it!!

i did career!seventeen a long time ago, but this one since it’s odd jobs i decided to make it a lil more fun ^^
i only did half the members because i wasn’t sure if like,,,,,,,,,,,this was what you wanted LOL 


  • bike courier 
  • delivers express mail all over gangnam district 
  • is super athletic and is more enthusiastic about biking than he is about anything else in his life. like honestly ask him some bike facts nO oNE else would know and he’ll know them. 
  • wears a cute snapback with his companies logo on it backwards and like old jean cut offs and like probably has a cool tattoo sleeve
  • you’re carrying like forty pounds of paperwork from your office to down to block and it’s like kILLing your back and you keep having to put the pile down because ow and cracking your back and suddenly this bike comes to a stop in front of you and you look up to see this cute guy with a big grin and he’s like
  • “hey, you need help?” and you’re like “oh no im not going far-” and he’s like pointing to your hand on your back like “you look like an old person c’mon give me half your pile ill walk the block with you.” and so you hand him over half the paperwork and he like chains his bike to a nearby street pole and runs back over to you and literally effortlessly carries all of the paperwork in like one hand and you’re like holy shit
  • and he’s smiling down at you like “so, what’s your name I’m Seungcheol and my bike over there’s named Mansae.”
  • and you’re like one: who names their bike but two: he’s cute so why not give him a chance hehe


  • flower arranger 
  • is an apprentice at a flowershop in your neighborhood 
  • likes arranging flowers for couples the most, especially when he gets to tell them what the combinations mean in flower language 
  • wears a different flower tucked behind his ear everyday
  • you see him through the window of the shop fixing the display a lot and like if you make eye contact you always look down and blush because oh my god he’s so handsome,,,,like a real life flower prince
  • jeonghan thinks your shyness is super cute and he always makes an effort to smile and wave at you even if you just run the opposite direction
  • one day you almost forget to get flowers for your friend since it’s her birthday so you run into the shop and since it’s pretty early you don’t think jeonghan will be there BUT GUESS WHOSE AT THE COUNTER 
  • jeongahn. with a pretty lil lily behind his ear and he’s like “hello ^^” and you’re like asfksllhg but you’re also like quick what are good flowers to get a friend on their birthday
  • and jeonghan is like i know just what you need! and he brings out this bouquet that is beautiful and colorful and you’re like omf thank you and he’s like no problem let me ring you up
  • and like when he tells you the price you’re like ??????? what so cheap??????? and he’s like “yeah it’s a discount we have, it’s called the “cute discount” and since you’re cute you get the discount (-:” (how smooth jeonghan)


  • camp counselor 
  • kids love him because he can play songs from their favorite cartoons on his guitar 
  • reminds everyone to say thanks before eating lunch (not necessarily in a religious way but like he makes them say thanks to the cooks or something LOL)
  • is always trying his best to give good advice and be a role model but kids still laugh about how he tripped over a twig during one of the catch the flag games two years ago
  • you’re actually one of the lifeguards out by the lake where the camp comes to swim and joshua has had a secret crush on you for like every summer since he first saw you
  • and like the kids he’s in charge of know it. the other counselors know it. the damn fish in the lake know it BUT he refuses to confess 
  • like the most he’s done is shyly ask if you had any extra water noodles for the kids to play with and when you were like “yeah, wanna come with me to grab them?” he was like uM juST TELL me WHERe i cAN Do It mYSELf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • literally joshua isn’t even the one to confess, one of the kids sneaks off and hands you like this bracelet and is like “josh hyung made this for you in arts & crafts it’s obvious because he put a little fish charm which means the lake except he didn’t want to give it to you because he’s a big baby so here you go. also: he likes you. ask him out please!!!!”
  • and you like looked down at the bracelet and burst out laughing because wow that,,,,,,,,,,,is the cutest lil thing you’ve ever heard
  • and so the next time there’s a big party being thrown and everyones over at the main campsite you tap joshua’s shoulder and he’s like oh OH oh my hello,,,,,,,,and you show him your wrist with the bracelet and he’s like 1!!!!!!! WHERe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god one of the kids,,,,,,,,
  • and you giggle like “it was cute, but you should have given it to me yourself,,,,,,,,”
  • and joshua’s damn ears turn read he’s like AH ,,,,,so adorable


  • magician
  • thinks the cap and top hat make him look “cool” and “edgy” so he wears them even though everyone’s like “you look corny”
  • mostly performs outside on the street for change but because he’s incredibly witty and handsome sometimes people will hire him to do birthday parties and things like that 
  • pulls bunnies out of hats, makes flowers appear out his sleeve, and can even sneeze out a 5,000 won bill
  • can also do a handstand on one hand and other physical stuff that gets everyone even more into his show than just bad magic tricks
  • you always pass him by when you’re on the way to study and he’s always got a crowd of people around him but one day he’s doing a trick and instead of choosing someone from his mini audience he calls out to you and you’re like looking around  with your books in hand like me??? and he’s signalling for you to come over
  • and people are looking so you like awkwardly shuffle over and he’s like “im going to let you pick a card any card” and you’re like oh my god seriously but you do and it’s the ace of hearts but you don’t show it and jun’s like “put it back in my pile” and you do and he like does a fancy hand motion and winks at you then takes the top book from your hands, opens it to a page and pulls out the ace of hearts
  • and you’re like holy shit how
  • and he’s like (———; magic
  • and the audience is clapping and you’re still trying to figure it out so jun hands you the card to see that it’s really your card but when you turn it over it has his number on it and you’re like !!! and jun just winks and bows like “thanks for helping me with my trick (-: 


  • personal trainer 
  • half personal trainer half life coach
  • thinks everyone should take up dance as serious exercise and eat egg whites everyday because it’s healthy
  • probably the kind of personal trainer that compliments you every step of the way instead of ever scolding you
  • but it works because like,,,,,,hearing him be proud of you makes you wanna work hard
  • and like he’s not even your personal trainer, he’s training a coworker of yours and like you come with them to the gym just to like see if it’s worth it to run on the treadmill for like 30min
  • and hoshi comes over and starts talking to your coworker and then he smiles at you and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he’s so………cute,,,,,,,,,,,what the hell
  • and hoshi’s like “instead of that treadmill how about taking one of the gyms dance classes. you’ll have more fun, i promise.”
  • and you’re kinda shy so you’re like ahh dancing and me don’t mix
  • and hoshi’s like “i bet you’re just fine, and if not - ill help you out.” and you’re like aklfkwf
  • your coworker standing there like “ahem i thought you were my personal trainer hoshi” and hoshi’s like “ofc, your friend’s cuteness just caught me off guard”
  • and you’re like oh my gOD
  • but we all must admit, that was a good one


  • ethical hacker 
  • works for the police department by hacking into virus filled computers and breaking algorithms set up by criminals
  • works strictly from home. spends like 95% of his time hunched over his laptop with these cute round glasses on doing complex math in his head
  • sometimes, one good days, his friend mingyu drags him out to a coffee shop but even there wonwoo’s on his laptop probably hacking into someones hard drive 
  • you know him because you work as a delivery person for a takeout place near his apartment building so you’re always the one they send to drop off his food
  • and wonwoo orders the same thing no matter what time of day it is so like you don’t even need to know his name, you know him by his order
  • and you notice every now and then how worn out he looks like he hasn’t slept in days when he opens the door so sneakily you also add in coffee to his order and like an extra order of vegetables to help 
  • and you think it goes unnoticed, but wonwoo knows and secretly he gets excited to see you at his door and one day even musters up the courage to ask you how the weather is and like you have minimal conversation and when you ask what he does all day he’s like
  • “oh, i hack computers.”
  • and you’re like oh my god. are you running some kind of illegal site or something……” and he laughs like “that’s fun! no i hack for the police!”
  • and you’re like that exists and he’s like yep it does and idk how this au would even progress one day he asks if he can take you out on a date (to his living room to play video games probably) since you’re so sweet to him LOL


  • vocal tutor 
  • is incredibly picky and strict and has no tolerance for people who don’t practice
  • WILL rip you to shreds if he finds out you’re being lazy. finds imperfection in everything
  • but like he’s the best tutor in the world, he really knows what to listen for and how to improve anyone 
  • like even people with no pitch and horrible voices become decent under him and it’s obvious that under his cold approach, he really loves singing and is proud to help other people grow their talents
  • ok tutor!woozi in a lil pink sweater vest or something imagine with his hair all neatly combed ok not the point
  • and you’re in need of a vocal tutor because in all honestly someone said you sucked at karaoke and you want to prove them wrong
  • so you find woozi in like idk the yellow pages and you’re like “i want to learn to sing” and woozi’s like “are you joking around?” and you’re like what no and he’s like “you better not be because if you are i will unleash hell. ok first lesson-”
  • and you’re like intimidated at first because his approach just seems way too hard but like the more you spend time with him and the more you learn
  • you see the passion woozi has for this and how gentle and caring he can be when it comes to like encouraging your obvious improvements 
  • and like woozi won’t say this but he went a little more easy on you because like,,,,,,,he thinks you’re kinda adorable and seeing you sad makes him also sad…………
  • but yeah once you’re ready to tackle that song that messed you up at karaoke you’re like “do you wanna come with me?” and he’s like “oh to karaoke? like to mentor you? that’s fine.”
  • and you’re like “no woozi like on a…………”
  • and woozi like his heart feels like it’s gonna jump out of his chest but he tries to play it cool like “oh, that’s fine too. pick you up at 8?”
  • but when you leave he immediately calls up seungcheol like HELP ME  
yoonjin moments compilation post #runera

so as the run promotion era ended, i really want to make a post for anything yoonjin that has happened because whoa.. i kinda surprise because apparently there’s quite a lot or maybe it’s because i got to talk and have an intense discussion about yoonjin with a bunch of lovely little shits from @yoonjin-network so we got to catch a lot of their moments recently–not to mention our I.F.L.M.M.B.L.D.T.F.Y. session. if anyone wondering, it stands for “I Fucking Losing My Mind But Let’s Do This Fuck Yeah!” where we usually do an impromptu yoonjin scenario because these little shits just can’t hold theirself sometimes *sigh*

so i dedicate this post for you guys. just to summarize what’s just happened in the spare of 2 months. we can’t let the moment be forgotten.

this post contained a lot of photos and gifs so I put this under the cut

^that^ is me after finishing this post btw


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Duets w/ Taeil
  • sssuuuppp
  • okay so listeeen
  • i’m gonna do this really quicky bc i have two tests tomorrow and it’s 1 am and i can’t sleep bc i have to study and i have to do this post and omg
  • so yeah, if this is really shitty i’m sorry ok
  • ok so let’s start rn shall we~~
  • first thing first, he’s ur boyfie here <3
  • so, 127′s practice was over right, and all the members went back to the dorms except for the vocal line
  • they needed to practice some things or idk
  • and all of this starts with them quietly talking about practicing some songs and blablable
  • and they were idk reading the lyrics or something and suddenly jaehyun’s like
  • “oh, y/n is coming”
  • “here?”
  • “yes, taeyong let me invite her”
  • and taeil was like ???
  • my own gf is coming ¿??? bc jaehyun invited her¿¿?? wHat
  • but you brought food so he wasn’t complaining
  • lmao
  • so you had to deal with this three losers by yourself only bc jaehyun was hungry and asked you to buy them some food oh my
  • what a snake
  • but hEy there’s food, gotta eat am i rght
  • and y’all were eating peacefully and talking about random stuff but suddenly doyoung is like
  • “you know what would be cool? taeil and y/n singing together”
  • “you’re right, after all y/n voice is really pretty”
  • and after that jaehyun and doyoung didn’t shut up in the whole day, insisting both of you to do a cute duet
  • and after the 46207504620507 time you agreed only so they stfu you know
  • and taeil was just looking at the whole situation like
  • “lol, y/n is so cute when she’s angry”
  • and the two idiots just
  • “well, we finished eating already so we’re gonna leave and let both of you practice bye”
  • so yeah
  • you were so done with them lmao
  • but actually, the duet itself turned out pretty well
  • y’all practiced for like two or three hours
  • and ofc you had a few breaks in the middle where you cuddle a little and idk maybe ate some sweets bc why not
  • but while cleaning the mess y’all did while eating you and tae decided what song you should sing
  • oBviously y’all choosed because of you
  • apado gwaenchana saranghagi ttaemune~~~
  • #iconic
  • and the pratice was so awkward at first oh my god
  • y’all never sang together a duet like this so it was low-key weird to both of you
  • but taeil was super understandable and even tried to make things more comfortable for you
  • like he would make making his lame jokes and being his normal stupid self
  • and eventually he was able to make you relax a little and laugh at his silliness
  • he’s such a cute boyfie i love him <3
  • also he was super sweet
  • he was being patient while you try to remember some parts of the lyrics and even gave you helpful advice that you could use
  • but it ended up being perfect, y’all divided the parts well and tAEIL DID SOME HIGH NOTES THAT LET YOU SPEECHLESS
  • “let’s practice for the last time baby, then we can go home if you want to”
  • and oh my god, it sounded amazing
  • it’s funny how it started being just an stupid practice that was only for jaehyun and doyoung to stfu but ended up with you and him putting all y’alls pasion on it
  • espeacilly tae and it was indeed because of you
  • did you see what i just did there
  • i’m so cool
  • like he would listen to your pretty voice and his heart would flutter and you gave him so much energy and he couldn’t help but smile the whole time
  • and taeil is really different while singing, so in that moment he would do things he would never dare to do casually
  • like playing with your hair or cup your face w his hand but always looking at you
  • he was singing just for you and expressing all his feelings in that song
  • and you were doing the exact same thing, losing yourself in his shiny eyes and the lyrics came so naturally
  • but when y’all finished singing both of you were blushing and smiling like crazy
  • like, woah we just did that babe!!! we’re so cool
  • and he hugged you and reminded you how much he loves you and how talented you are
  • “you’re my biggest inspiration, y/n, and i’m sure that not matter what happens, you always will”
  • and you just snuggled closer to him and oh my god this is so cute
  • “let’s go home now, princess”
  • long short story, y’all slept together like lil babies, and the next day snatched all the 127 member’s wigs with your high notes
  • and the end omg
  • again i’m sorry if this sucks but i’ll go to study now gotta blast bye 

anonymous asked:

omg I think I love thirty thursday. now you got me wanting some more tab or grant headcanons bc there are not enough of them. nsfw sfw whatever you want just give me more pls


-he is that boyfriend who everytime you step out he’s like “ooh!! Look at my baby!! They stunting on everyone!! A true blessing!!”

-Every cheesy pick up line in the book he uses at every chance he gets

-If you’re laying down, he throws himself on top of you or next to you and just pull your arms to wrap around him

-he is that whiny boy who puts your hand in his hair because he really wants you to play with his hair, it relaxes him after a long day

-Follows you around like a lost puppy because he will get your attention and he knows he will

-he knows how to use his hands ;-)

-jealous boy-o who will protect who he’s with even if there is no threat at all

-introduces you as “mine” everywhere as is so so proud of you, he shows you off every chance he gets

-his kisses will leave you breathless and begging for more and he knows he does, doesn’t help his ego

-If things get tough he has no problem with sitting you down and reminding you just how valued you are to him


-literally the biggest dorkiest sweetheart there ever will be

-He likes to come up to you at random times and just grabs hold of your hand and spins you around, swaying with you and singing very cheesy songs just to get you both to smile

-If you have a bad day he will let you style his hair, he’ll rub your back, dance with you, literally anything to see that smile on your face

-idk why but I have this feeling he loves wearing button up sweaters, the ones that go over his hands but he thinks it’s even cuter to make you wear them when you go out

-He will run up to you at random times, grab you by your waist, lift you up and spin you around and look at you with those lovesick puppy eyes

-he likes to have his arm around you, making sure he can watch out for you at all times

-Chuck will do the thing where he wraps an arm around your neck and pull you into him as he smothers your cheek in kisses

-He loves Christmas!!! He loves decorating for Christmas! Lights everywhere and dude the mistletoe

-Surprise him with a puppy please, a puppy with a puppy who wouldn’t love that?? He snuggles with it all the night, you get a little jealous of the attention but then he squeezes both of you

-He memorized all the stuff you like from stores, shops, restaurants and make’s sure to get stuff exactly the way you want it so he can see that smile on your face that makes his stomach flutter up.

Get to Know Me Tag

Tagged by @chewykookie-scribbles and @aboutmikasa

Ahhhh thank you friends! :D :D 

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

1. Drink: Coffee & Green tea
2. Phone call: My brother
3. Text message: My best friend  
4. Song you listened to:  Futile Devices – Sufjan Stevens
5. Time you cried: I laughed so hard I cried the other day. Honestly I cry a lot, for pretty much any strong emotion. I feel things very deeply and idgaf.

6. Dated someone twice: Nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it:Yes
8. Been cheated on: Nope
9. Lost someone special: Yes
10. Been depressed: Yes
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Dear God yes. 

12-14: dusty rose, grey, gold/metallics in general

15. Made new friends: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: Nope
17. Laughed until you cried: Yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes
19. Met someone who changed you: My daughter :) 
20. Found out who your friends are: I’ve honestly kinda had the same ones for a while
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Lol yes

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Most of them but plenty that I don’t
23. Do you have any pets: Noooooooo. We talked about getting a dog then we found out I was knocked up. LOL.
24. Do you want to change your name: Yeah it doesn’t really suit me. I like the reasons I was named my name, but I feel like it’s kinda generic.
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Took care of my baby, but my husband surprised me with a our first time out to dinner without her by asking my dad and stepmom to come down and watch Willa for the evening. :D It was a really special evening.
26. What time did you wake up: around 530-6 ish
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Drinking gin with my BFF and updating fanfic while watching a re-run of Mr. Robot
28. Name something you can’t wait for: my daughter to take a nap so I can take a nap, I’m dead rn.
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: We don’t communicate. I saw her last 8 months ago though.
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I had majored in something different in my undergrad, something that gave me a greater capacity to help other/make a difference, like nursing. 
31. What are you listening right now: The Predatory Wasp of The Palisades is Out to Get Us – Sufjan Stevens, and my daughter playing 
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Unfortunately many awful Toms 
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: All these questions that remind me of my shitty mom
34. Most visited website: google docs lol

35. Mole/s: Yes
36. Mark/s: Scar on my chin, a brown birth mark that looks like Lake Winnebago on my wrist
37. Childhood dream: I had a lot of dreams, and a lot of those dreams were crushed. LOL.
38. Hair color: Auburn
39. Long or short hair: Medium. I wish it was short again but I need to be able to put it up so my kid doesn’t yank it out of my head.
40. Do you have a crush on someone: I have lots of friend crushes, I want to be friends with pretty much everyone.
41. What do you like about yourself: I feel things really deeply. I relate to others easily, I love a lot. I used to hate this because it opens you up to a lot of hurt but I think it’s worth it.
42. Piercings: My ear lobes. I used to have my cartilage but it closed up because I can’t wear it in the military and stuff.
43. Blood type: O POS BABE

44. Nickname: Trout (hence my URL)
45. Relationship status: Married = Very Yes
46. Zodiac: Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show: I can’t get over how good Mr. Robot is

49. Tattoos: Sakura blossoms on my foot
50. Right or left hand: Right-handed
51. Surgery: Just tonsils and wisdom teeth
52. Hair dyed in different color: I’m a basic bitch I have balayage highlights. 
53. Sport: Distance Running, breastfeeding in any and all situations
55. Vacation: I wish.
56. Pair of trainers: Too british for me to understand

57. Eating: I ate a way too big lunch so just mellon for dinner tonight
59. I’m about to: try to get my daughter to nap
61. Waiting for: my house to clean itself
62. Want: sleep
63. Get married: I’ve been married almost 3 years
64. Career: I’m a stay home mom and an NCO in the Air Force (the Guard/Reserve, so once a month). I’m hoping to focus more on my AF career when my daughter is a little older because I wanna kick ass. 

65. Hugs or kisses: Both
66. Lips or eyes: Nose
67. Shorter or taller: Idgaf
68. Older or younger: My husband is a whole 5 months younger than me, YEAH I HAVE AN AGE FETISH OBVI
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: honestly we all get old and gross eventually
71. Sensitive or loud: are these really an and/or thing?
72. Hook up or relationship: Dude the hook-up fantasy is FIRE. But I am very relationship. Lol.
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: IDK man.

74. Kissed a Stranger: Lol what what are you talking about I definitely haven’t done the thing every bi girl does and made out with a girl to get someone to buy me alcohol  OF COURSE NOT
75. Drank hard liquor: Yes!
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Yes :’(
77. Turned someone down: Yes
78. Sex on the first date: No
79. Broken someone’s heart: Maybe
80. Had your heart broken: Yes
81. Been arrested: No
82. Cried when someone died: Yes
83. Fallen for a friend: Yes

84. Yourself: I am a like, very all or nothing gal. One day you’ll catch me believing I can take on the GD world and change everything, the next day I think I’m a failure and life is pointless. LOL.
85. Miracles: Nah
86. Love at first sight: Kinda yeah
87. Santa Claus: I’m Jewish
88. Kiss on the first date: Yes

90. Current best friend name: Sarah :) 
91. Eye color: Green
92. Favorite movie: I cry whenever I watch American Beauty. Idk if it’s my favorite but I love it.


I do not know 20 people. Here @ask-secretrivamika (you can do on your personal blog if you want I forgot its name), UM then @lexiiiiiiibaby, @dangerandbeauty @rivamikaismyjam @jacpin2002 @rightoveryonder you all give me love. Do it if you feel like it! :D @dark-als YOU TOO YOU ANGEL and @sluttttysurveycorps I bet you’ve already done this but I love you, so I tag you.

kougyokku  asked:

since ur clearly the expert on utaites and vocaloid stuff can u rec some songs/covers??? haha i need new stuff to listen to and i suck at finding them ;P oh and for reference mafumafu is my fave utaite and 40mp my fave??synthesizer?? /werp i never know what to call them.,but haha thanks!!

omg i almost didnt recognize you since your icon changed…even though I noticed that you changed your icon last week…orz

40mP would be your favorite producer!! And I’m not that much of an expert haha but 

ok here’s some of my fave utaite apart from the ones on your about page and rec pages 

I mainly like to soft songs like ballads and stuff but throw me a genre you want and I’ll whip something up. I have everything in my collection, including rap and electro.

links will go to utaite wiki bc personally i think the wiki pages are a great place to start and also find new utaite (laughs i’m an admin there of course i have no bias for the wiki haha ahhaahaa nope)

I will lean on the male side of the NND world because you seem to like them more but I’ll also throw in some of my favorite girls.

the following list is gonna be utaite with 1 or two song recs tacked on and if you like the song and wanna find more covers I’d suggest going to the NND page and you can click the tag that has the song name to search that tag and put ?sort=v at the end of the URl to sort by views. that’s how I find a lot of my faves tho it kind of only works in japanese so do ur best. or if the song is famous enough it’ll have a page on the wiki which is always nice since you can browse it in english.

feel free to talk to me if you have any trouble navigating NND or finding the pronunciation of a song name or anything.

a lot of the links are youtube links and to be honest it’s better to go to NND to give them views and stuff but NND is a little bit scary and loads slowly! so just a reminder to visit the nnd pages if possible thanks

rairu - his voice sounds the same age as mafu’s but it’s super super soft and fluffy. like a baby duck. he’s so cute. I like his Aishiteru and Hoshiai

ikasan - she’s like ur age but she has an ikemen voice. I love her so much. Whenever her covers come on shuffle tho I’m always like who’s this hot guy I can’t recognize then I look at the thing and I’m like oh. It’s ikasan. and I’m just so impressed every time. she can do a girl voice too, it’s so cute. I like her shiwa, love is an open door, death should not have taken thee!, and queen of heart

ryo-kun - his voice is probably the closest thing to an ideal boyfriend voice, i’m not kidding. it’s gentle and warm and strong and really fucking nice. he does everything from piano ballad to rock to jazz. go to cris’s blog for the high-quality ryo-kun fangirling. I like his Kokoronashi and Thieve’s Night Trick (which was written for him) and Ai ni Kijutsushi

himawari - love love love her. she has a soft voice and it’s really smooth and gentle and it feels less like a voice and more like latte foam. She does these irresistible voice flips effortlessly like a petal floating in the wind. you think these comparisons are weird you should see the comparisons i have for all the other utaite. I’m not going to write them here, though. please please listen to her Ikanaide and Soitogeta Android he (made me cry for like 5 days straight)

clear - he’s really famous and basically he has the clearest voice (duh) and it’s really nice. I don’t listen to him a lot tho sorry

nero - clear’s friend who has like this nice soothing low voice. he’s not afraid to go into falsetto which is idk really attractive tbh in a musical way. His collab name with Yuuto is called Hat’s because they both are associated with wearing hats, and i think that’s adorable. I like his mr. music arrange and ayano’s theory of happiness.

moose - no wiki page (bitter laughter) ok I’m biased towards him because he’s taiwanese (whoop whoop) but really, seriously, he has a really great voice, it’s really smooth and well-controlled and he does these little flips in his voice that make me swoon. I like his Iroha Uta and 366 nichi.

itou kashitarou - his voice is super strong, super smiley super earnest, and it makes me smile a lot. his voice tastes like hope, not kidding. He’a also super cute singing live, very happy and confident and stuff. I like his Pierrot and Shiwa.

Pokkun - super underappreciated but he’s super good. his voice is really cute in a kind of indescribable way and it’s really medium soft but still manly in a way. like his teddy bear icon. His harmonies are super bright somehow and his vibrato reminds me of buttered and toasted biscuits. (???) I like his Natsu no Hanken, Love Trial, and HEAVEN

akatin - my love for akatin cannot be described with words. his range is really really fuckin wide like he goes higher than i can and thats pretty damn high and it’s really really pretty except for the fact that he’s always goofing off goddammit it’s the most beautiful and charming goofing off  I’ve ever bore witness to and it makes me mad. he likes to hold his notes for like 20 bars and do a perfect vibrato while he’s at it. he also does really nice vocal ornamentation ugh. He usually goes for songs that go really high so he can show off how high he can go, or songs where he’s supposed to goof  also sings soft and normally which is kind of rare but when he does do it, it’s perfect. on nnd the comments on the normal pretty songs are all “who hte fuck is this”. i hate this man. i recommend his Cyber Thunder Cider, Nounai Kakumei Girl, Kisaragi Attention for range and silliness, and drop and bouquet for ~beautiful~

un:c - kind of similar humor to akatin but his weirdness is a little less random and a little more “this has no right to sound this good”. I like his This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Commitee and Outer Science

kijineko - She’s got this lovely deep rich voice and she can also belt really damn high. I like her Outer Science and Echo of a Voice in the Rain

KK - husky, dark voice, on the low side. His voice and vibrato are super super unique and it takes some getting used to but I love it now. I lik his the The Transient Apple Salesgirl, HEAVEN and Jishou Mushoku

Hanatan - You’ve probably heard of her. Really powerful voice, wide range, lovely vibrato, like 7 different styles, probably the picture of perfection. I like her older works www like Time&Space and Jishou Mushoku

Choumiryou - his voice is sexy and he knows it. that being said, aside from being sexy, he also uses cute or majestic voices, depending on his mood. It’s fabulous. I like his World’s Lifespan and the Last Day, Terror, and Adagaeshi Syndrome. Also he does these ridiculous collabs where everyone is singing and serious and stuff but everything is really perverted, even though the song is not perveted. it’s beautiful and yet i want to die. I like their White Day Kiss and Kurumi Ponchio (mature themes) and Matryoshka.

Yuudai - he’s a pro opera singer but that doesn’t stop him from covering weird pop songs on NND. He has a great Outer Science (latin arrange ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ), Nyaruko OP (opera arrange lmao), and Servant of Evil (opera arrange 。゜゜(´□`。)°゜。 i cried)

Ichikoro - idk much about him but he does lots of angtsy screamy mixy stuff which normally i’m not fond of but he is just that good. I love his screamo and I love the mixes, and he can go super high and it’s beautiful and frightening at the same time. I think he’s actually a dragon, maybe. I like his Yotsuya san ni Yoroshiku and unravel

sonouchinikimeru - sonochan for short. his voice is just asdijf idk he has really perfect technique and really perfect vibrato and hold notes really well and is kind of one of those perfect ikemen singers. I’m sorry that’s all there is to it. Go listen to his Idola no Circus.

Reol - she’s got the type of voice where you’re just like “daaang i didnt know..humans could do that”. It’s bouncy and strong and high in a ‘i know i’m cute but if you say i’m cute you are probably gonna die” kind of tough way. I love her anyway, especially Hibikase and DOGS

kain - super super cute baby child. like a soft baby cotton ball, even babyer than rairu. he just turned 20 lmao. His Kokuhaku Rival Sengen is too perfect for words and his from y to y is heartbreaking

soraru - if you haven’t heard of soraru where the heck have u been. anyway his voice is fluffy and strong. Actually, just like him. He’s got really fluffy hair and he’s super skinny but he can punch a watermelon to pieces and is actually probs the strongest utaite except for ryo-kun and kogeinu?? the three of them could probably destroy everything. back to singing um. he does super cute collabs with lon a lot. I don’t listen to him tho, sorry

there’s an extreme dearth of girls i’m so sorry. I also forgot at least 10 people but this list is already long enough. other girls include sana (high and cute), himeringo (medium and cute with strong presence), Rui (her jazz is just so good. so vibrant and sassy), Sakuya (bright and clear voice! also taiwanese), and yumeko (rich full voice that just tells the story perfectly. also voice acting). 

whoops i accidentally just gave you like a decade of music

also a lot of the time I just go to the daily rankings and click 連続再生 which will play through the whole rankings and see what I like.

i was gonna answer this privately but hey this might be useful to people and also i might want to add on to it so i went and published it.