isak calling even “baby”!!! what a nerd!!! think about the bts pet names they have for each other wow
even serenades isak constantly, on text, off text, with pop music or rap, he doesn’t give a fuck, he likes singing to his boyfriend
isak loves hearing even laugh, he literally said it out loud
evEN SAW ISAK THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND WAS SO INFATUATED HE JOINED A LAME THEATRE GROUP JUST TO MEET HIM
they take cute couple pictures together,
they must be the worst, they’re the kind of couple that post a pic on valentines day like ‘never thought i’d be so lucky…….love u baby <3’ and gets 100+ likes and a million comments of like ‘oh my god u guys are such goals!!!’ and it kinda makes u feel lonely and bitter bc of it
SHARING CLOTHES! all the time!! stealing shirts and hoodies and anything!!!
even gets along really well with everyone in isak’s social circle, he’s so charming he made everyone fall in love with him and immediately go, i must protect this boy
HEART EMOJIS. need i say more???
one time isak pretended to break up with even bc even sarcastically said he didn’t like rap music, oh my god, i hate them so much
theY SEND EACH OTHER OUTDATED MEMES AND GENUINELY THINK THEYRE FUNNY, they deserve each other, wtf
they play FIFA together and get too competitive about it
CUDDLING. they canonically LOVE TO CUDDLE and play with each others hair and stroke each other’s cheeks, and lay in bed together.
they have all these little inside jokes and couple things that no one really gets or understands?????? but are so important to them???? like cheese toasties and drawings???? nerds
they both were really into to each other but thought the other one wasn’t interested, listen, i know, i’ve talked about this a million times, but guys………..what kind of fanfiction trope bullshit
THEY’RE SOFT!!!! SO SOFT!!! AND GENTLE WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
even thinks isak is hot, he’s said it so many times
isak gets embarassed and blushy when even is around his friends
what boys!!!!!!!! what a couple!!!!!!! what goals!!!!!!!!!
oh my god so last night i had a dream where dipper walked into the kitchen of the mystery shack to find a stack of really delicious pancakes and he asked grunkle stan “who made these pancakes?” and stan just stares at the door way and says “the author of the journals…..my brother” and it just cuts to the author like it does in nwhs like the exact same clip except he’s wearing a chef’s hat and eughrugrtgr
Soulmate AU where the first things your soulmate says to you are tattooed on the inside of your wrist.
"Hey are you a UFO? Because your appeal is out of this world."
"Do you have any idea how lame it was to walk around with THAT tattooed on my wrist? I mean I'll forgive you but oh my god."
WILL YOU PLEASE TOSS TO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
You... How much milk did you DRINK to be able to jump like that...?
"Pleased to meet you."
WHY DOES EVERY POLITE PERSON ON THE PLANET SAY THE SAME WORDS THAT ARE INKED ON MY WRIST WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO MUCH FATE WHYYYYYY I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO THEY ARE
D-I-N-O-S-A U-R A DINOSAUR AN O-L-D M-A-N YOU'RE JUST AN OLD MAN HITTIN ON ME WHAT YOU NEED A CAT SCAN Meowwwww... Okay Bo what the ever-loving fuck this is the stupidest dare ever.
Tch. So the mark wasn't a prank...
Are you a first-year? You look lost. I'm ________. Do you know where your club is meeting? No you're lost, umm... do you need to ask Coach where you need to be? Volleyball practice is mostly tryouts so he should be okay to help you out.
I'm ________, nice to meet you. I didn't have time to join a club when everyone else did, my flight back from Russia was delayed so I missed it... Is volleyball fun, Yaku-san? I think I'll try it... unless being taller is a disadvantage, because I don't think I'm done growing yet...
First year setter--
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A SETTER THANK GOD PLEASE BE MY SETTER AND PUT UP WITH ME I WILL GIVE YOU OWL PLUSHIES AND HUGS AND HECK PROBABLY ANYTHING YOU ASK PLEASE TOSS TO ME
N: wow, he’s got a guitar…
E: swipe right, don’t click
N: he looks cool, though
E: point is, you can pick yourself when you get tinder, you can log on, meet a lot of nice people
N: excuse me? I’m not gonna download tinder
E: why not?
N: why not? Isn’t that pretty clear, when I have a guy already?
E: yeah, but he lives in London, Nora.
N: now you’re being lame
E: you are a person who does the right things, you always have to be so nice. Can’t you just jump into it? Do it! Go like this, like OH you know? Yeah, exactly, now I feel like you’re…
N: yes, now… *walks away*
N: bye, Eskild!
E: love you! Argh, difficult! Oh my god. Everyone knows that William won’t come. Jeeses!
I: uh, Eskild? Can I ask you a question?
E: Isak, seriously. Yes, I accept your apology, it’s okay, like for the last time I’m not mad at you. Okay? I… I get why you said what you said, and now I’m done with it. So you don’t have to walk around here like a… it’s driving me nuts!
I: it’s not that, I seriously need some advice.
E: of me? You need advice, of moi? You want that? Because you trust me? And look up to me?
E: because I’m your Guru?
E: say it. Say: eskild is my guru.
I: fuck it, no no, just drop it
E: say it! Okay, okay okay okay, Isak! Okay. What do you need advice about?
I: you now that guy, Even?
E: yes. What about him.
I: we had a thing… and he said that he would break up with his girlfriend. And then suddenly he says that things are moving too fast, and then he’s together with his girlfriend again and then sometime after that again he gives me a drawing. And I’m like, cool, so I send him a text and thank him for the drawing, and then he doesn’t answer.
E: but he has a girlfriend?
E: okay, how long have they been together?
I: like four years
I: that’s not good, right?
E: I mean yeah, or… I don’t know. How honest do you want me to be?
I: not too honest maybe… no, fuck it. Just say it like it is.
E: okay, like… I know a lot of guys in heterosexual relationships who sleep with guys, that’s normal, but… it’s not that many that breaks up with their girlfriend to be with them. I think, I mean, that’s just advice from me, just my opinion. My guru-advising. I’m not Buddha, not a God, kinda. So, was that helpful?
My piece for the Sheithlentine exchange on Twitter! Happy Valentines, @foxkunkun! I’m still learning how to draw digitally so I’m sorry if the colours are too bold, but I hope you like it! A lil fic to go with this underneath c: EDIT: Something in my theme is causing this to be copied twice when you look at this on my blog from a computer?? IDK how to fix it, sorry ^^;
I noticed at the beginning of episode 5 of Mob Psycho 100, Teru was texting a girl he was going to have lunch with. He responds with “いいぞで待っ★テル★んだよ” which roughly means “Sure, I’ll be waiting” BUT makes a pun with his name. “Matteru” is to wait, and as you can see to make sure you really see the TERU part of the word he puts his name in stars.
I tried to think of an English equivalent, and the best I could come up with is “See you in an in★TERU★m (interim).” Oh my God, that is so lame….
imagine one day draco is brewing amortentia somewhere just because he wants to learn how to do it and then suddenly harry shows up and starts laughing like
“oh my god malfoy i cannot believe you brew your own perfume you’re so lame”
Hiiii can I request text with bts about them finding adorable their shortie girlfriend(I’m 5'2 and 19, lame I know) Ok byee♡
((Hoseok-J-hope, Jimin, Jin, Jungkook))
A/N: I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM OMG, AND NONO LAME, my sister’s friend is even a bit shorter than you and she’s 19 as well, so like yeah. Shortness power. All of them. Gonna post part two in a minute!! Please if you liked it feel free to request anytime.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhhh happy friday and ohhhh what is this ohh this is YOONSEOK!!!! I’ve been asked to do series for them so I’ll do! I feel like this is all going to be yoongi being awkward and hobi being cheesy but anyways started with the confession bc I like it like this, I’ll prob post how they met soon! :))) If you are new, you might want to check my Jikook Internet Friends AU (contains yoonseok too) and if you have something to say or to ask, go ahead! I don’t take requests for now but I will soonnn dw
Sorry for the small mistakes and I hope you like it!